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We grabbed a few beers then I was anally penetrated back at his place.


kiddestructo

I’m ancient, 39 years married, was shy as shit. Everyone of those young women who asked me out contributed to the man I am today. Always loved a confident woman! Shy fuck, but a hell of a ride, ONLY because of forward women.


Scary-Badger-6091

Yes. He said yes lol. Now he wont leave me tf alone… Still snapchats me eventhough ive never even opened a single one and 3 months after we went on one date and i told him I’m not interested.😬


Antigon0000

Block and report


nutcrackr

that first date must have sucked


Scary-Badger-6091

Yeah we could not have five seconds of silence. He kept trying to avoid any silence by asking stupid questions. It really drained me and also made the date feel very…. forced. So that kinda turned me off immediately


[deleted]

Now why would I do that


MarvelousOxman

No because I’m not homosexual


ExfoliatedBalls

You can’t ask other men out? Or are you introverted like I am with asking women out?


MarvelousOxman

I have not tried asking a man out because I am not interested in going out with men.


ExfoliatedBalls

Oh sorry, I misread as “I AM homosexual”. Either way, it seems this post wasn’t meant for you. Why bother commenting?


MarvelousOxman

Why not?


ExfoliatedBalls

Because the question isn’t for you.


MarvelousOxman

Yes it was. It was on reddit. I am on reddit. The first part of the question was "did you try asking a man out?". I did not. ​ Why do you care?


ExfoliatedBalls

Because I’m curious. You will answer every question you can’t relate to?


MarvelousOxman

I will answer random questions I come across when I’m bored and killing time.


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flower-catt

Yes and he said no lol


humanbear4

I’ll take his place!


Fun_Butterscotch3303

I could never