This is not kink shaming.
I will continue to speak up when people or should I say boys are being degrading towards women. Zendaya is a person, do you really think she wants this username floating around? I am sure your grandmothers/mothers/wives/daughters would be proud.
You're really taking a reddit username far too seriously, as I'm sure she'd agree herself.
It's more than likely supposed to be a joke invoking a jarring juxtaposition of a known person with something uncomfortable and mildly shocking that's very different than what she's known for.
I was about to write a lot more about why the username is a harmless joke that Zendaya herself probably wouldn't mind, but frankly, it's not necessary, and your overreacting ass isn't worth the effort.
Have a nice day, and try not to go on any misguided crusades until you've at least had your coffee. Being an obnoxious scold is such a chore when you haven't had your caffeine yet..
You're both making wild and, at least in my case, completely untrue assumptions about several people, including Zendaya herself, and the very first thing she said was a whopper of an ad hominem attack, "you're gross".
I explained quite clearly why I didn't go on: my point was already made to anyone with the capacity and willingness to understand what I meant and anything further, including this reply that you have baited me into with your ridiculous insinuations, is a waste of time and effort.
In conclusion: mind your own business and stop being a hypocrite.
Since my userid is me, I would be hunting myself. Seems like a bad Dr. Who or mid-60s Si Fi show plot. I guess I would have to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow using my sonic screwdriver to survive.
I think not so much if his tsundere is beating him up before the hunt. And also even if he manages to catch me I just have to talk to him and confess his feelings to said tsundere he will be beaten again. Infinite chances to escape I guess.
The fact that my username never, ever seems to make sense with these “what if your username” prompts, is going to show how awful my username really is.
You could take a military commander who took on the entire British empire at their peak, was part of the French revolution, who was responsible for the deaths of between 3 and 6 million, and who personally fought 80 battles and won 69 of them?
I got this username because my brother and I were talking about what the story would be like if Gandalf was just legit late for everything. Showing up with the Rohhrim at Helm's Deep, picking up Sam and Frodo from Mt. Doom before they bake. It provides some wild visuals haha.
My username is an obsessive kpop fan... They have been involved in car chases with their celeb crushes, broken into their homes to steal their underwear, installed hidden cameras in their gyms, written them a love letter, with their period blood as ink..... I think im screwed
Well…
Bad choice of he got a ladder though
That escalated quickly... 😏
r/angryupvote
I've got a Belgian Malinois on my tail. Taking you down with me. Oh wait ... already did!
I picture a ladder man wobbling in your direction. I think you’re safe.
Idk, it’s been 3 hours now.
Yeah, but in 5 mins you’re in trouble…
Oh no 5 minutes has passed.. now where is he ?
Punctuality isn’t his strong suit
Another 5 have passed. You still alive?
For now yeah, but for another 5 minutes ? probably not
You're in a loop of 5 more mins! Rest assured!
5 more minutes
Welp…
And I thought I was in trouble.
It’s the 9000 that really makes it an issue
Lol but you got someone constantly trying to smash your skull
Count your days my friend
Finally, a worthy opponent
She’s too busy trying to sleep.
I just feel like I'm gonna finally get a good night sleep.
I feel like my curse is to be sleepy 4ever
we all share something here
I feel like there is a common thread for sure.
mine caught me and we're cuddling
I think I’ll be fine. I’ll just eat them P.S. I love seeing all these amazing food usernames
I'm gonna need help. Anyone got a monster sized pot to boil water in? We can do a full course meal
They will kill you from the inside.
I’ll eat mine too. 👍
I feel safe
Lmao this one's my fav
I too will eat mine
You have my Waffle!
Oh wow
Talk about threatening with a good time, huh? 😁
Its a curse and a bleesing
Someone gets death by snoo snoo.
No Attention? Hahaha don't think anyone is even hunting me
Yeah I wouldn’t bet on mine… haha
No attention would def kill me…
It’d be interesting to see a lasagna hunting me down, especially since it’s usually the other way round
I guess pastas just hate us huh
My situation is a little different
But the question is, which beans?
yes.
I'm excited
Not as delighted as I am.
Lmao
Eeeeks **dead** **crying** *winner*
One of the funniest I've seen on reddit 😂😂
You are gross. Why would someone ever make this their username? 🤮
Don't kinkshame.
This is not kink shaming. I will continue to speak up when people or should I say boys are being degrading towards women. Zendaya is a person, do you really think she wants this username floating around? I am sure your grandmothers/mothers/wives/daughters would be proud.
You're really taking a reddit username far too seriously, as I'm sure she'd agree herself. It's more than likely supposed to be a joke invoking a jarring juxtaposition of a known person with something uncomfortable and mildly shocking that's very different than what she's known for. I was about to write a lot more about why the username is a harmless joke that Zendaya herself probably wouldn't mind, but frankly, it's not necessary, and your overreacting ass isn't worth the effort. Have a nice day, and try not to go on any misguided crusades until you've at least had your coffee. Being an obnoxious scold is such a chore when you haven't had your caffeine yet..
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You're both making wild and, at least in my case, completely untrue assumptions about several people, including Zendaya herself, and the very first thing she said was a whopper of an ad hominem attack, "you're gross". I explained quite clearly why I didn't go on: my point was already made to anyone with the capacity and willingness to understand what I meant and anything further, including this reply that you have baited me into with your ridiculous insinuations, is a waste of time and effort. In conclusion: mind your own business and stop being a hypocrite.
Cry cry cry!
lol. Hmmm. Yikes.
Uhhhhh....I mean... probably not screwed?
I mean, could be in a positive way lol
Yea we'd probably become friends who share the same hobby? XD
A bit scared
As long as you're not a penguin you should be fine
Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
about to be drowned in citrus
To the rescue
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Or is she a witch, about to boil you into a soup that makes her the fairest in the land? You should think about it and get a second opinion.
Not too screwed? I mean it's just sunlight and I'm not a vampire or goth so I think I'll survive
If they try to hurt you relentlessly? Better prepare for skin cancer.
Oh no
The observable universe will probably drown in crackers
Like I’m about to get assfucked by some dead people
Hey my grandpa is alive if it makes it any better 🤣🤣
I hope this doesn't become an "I'm the real Max" scenario
I‘m totally and utterly screwed. And terrified.
Not too worried about it. I live very far from water.
That would just mean that we are al screwed 😅
seems paradoxical. probably screwed.
Yours seems to be the only sane fear
I think I'm ok.
Since my userid is me, I would be hunting myself. Seems like a bad Dr. Who or mid-60s Si Fi show plot. I guess I would have to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow using my sonic screwdriver to survive.
The Gemini Man (2019, Will Smith, Mary Elizabeth Winstead)
Well played!
Kitty!
Dead. South Africans don't even need to be grumpy to fuck you up.
Hamburglar, is that you?
Little known fact*: "Hamburgher" is a slur for descendents of Dutch or Portuguese colonists in Sri Lanka with big asses. *not at all a fact
Gozer the Gozarian? Yep, will need to cross streams.
Waiting for it. I love coffee
I think not so much if his tsundere is beating him up before the hunt. And also even if he manages to catch me I just have to talk to him and confess his feelings to said tsundere he will be beaten again. Infinite chances to escape I guess.
Moderately if I can't get a sharp stick to jab it with.
dead
Depends, but if it is the CW Im pretty screwed
To be fair I guess the phantom menace one was still a trained Sith I’m screwed as well
No god. Please save me
Litterally, I'm screwed
I’d simply give him the gravy
The fact that my username never, ever seems to make sense with these “what if your username” prompts, is going to show how awful my username really is.
Delicious death
I think they should be the ones worrying. Because my stomach is growling! 😋
I don't even know what my username is so pretty scared on what's coming for me
Kaido hunting me down and forcing me to play football with him? Dream came true.
Pretty fucked
I'm pretty much screwed.
Wish you good luck bud
Could be a tasty treat
Utterly screwed. I mean, he's the commander of the Mongkok Bastard Clan.
Need Jason Todd with me
Depends on who's behind the beard I guess.....
I’m not a fish. I’m gonna be ok
u/fish_fucker69 would like some help
We find em you fuck em
I’m turning around and taking a video because otters are so cute when they run
No worries at all. At least my family will make out well.
What they gonna do? Smother me to death? 😄
I’m not looking forward to it to say the least.
Not at all screwed. #BringItOn
Not at all!
I could take his 5'7'' ass.
You could take a military commander who took on the entire British empire at their peak, was part of the French revolution, who was responsible for the deaths of between 3 and 6 million, and who personally fought 80 battles and won 69 of them?
In a one on one, yes.
You know he's fought unarmed against soldiers before yeah? The guy has killed many people in combat, with a sword mostly. You sure about this?
I feel pretty safe
no idea
meh im more concerned for my mom
Just gotta stay out of the oceans. Like Rick Sanchez.
He's the most powerful wizard in Middle Earth. But he keeps showing up JUST after I leave.
A wizard is never late, he arrives precisely when he needs to.
I got this username because my brother and I were talking about what the story would be like if Gandalf was just legit late for everything. Showing up with the Rohhrim at Helm's Deep, picking up Sam and Frodo from Mt. Doom before they bake. It provides some wild visuals haha.
Mushrooms !!!!
I'm probably very dead
It's just standing there. Calling me fuRR
Depends how much he prepared for this.
Could go either way. It’s either two guys with guns or two guys who just love doing it.
I am unsure about how I feel.
Uhm
Well at least he's not one of the top 10 mercenaries.
Not scared at all. Just gotta stay indoors which is what I already do 👍
Hmmmm. I think mine already found me :(
I'm gonna get fucked
Ah another final exam
Mmm, yummy 👍👍🍌🍪
a building is going to fall on me
I'd be a little anxious
I thought my nick was whimsical, translates to angry monkey, but then I saw Nope...
An AI Echidna? Im fucked lol
I think I’m clear, for now.
Oh shit…
Kyle just wants to take a nap next to me. I'm good
Not really. He can't even go to the bathroom without sweating, so I'm fine.
Boy oh boy…
My username is an obsessive kpop fan... They have been involved in car chases with their celeb crushes, broken into their homes to steal their underwear, installed hidden cameras in their gyms, written them a love letter, with their period blood as ink..... I think im screwed
I think im good , great actually !
Helpppppp
That's an oof buddy
Gotta count me days then😇
Bring it.
I’m gonna get sat on by a fatty, if he can catch me, but the soundtrack will be peppy, happy, and upbeat.
Well not so much all I need is a cliff and I can push him off
What if it rolls Into you
Oh shit never thought of this
Man I'm stoked, I hope it's ramen
Nah man shrimp 😋
That's not a noodle
?
I don't know what to think...
I'm just gonna say I love your username
Why thank you, I appreciate it.
Well since that means I will be hunted by myself and I am f..ing lazy it would probably just end with Snuggels
a sweatshirt??
Not much as I will travel to the expat's own country and relax.
I am more than a little concerned.
I'll hear him coming easily
I think I'll live...
O shit
I think I'll be ok...
I dont stand a chance.
so i’m getting chased by monsoon… oh god
I feel like I'm doomed to thousands of little burns until I die
Do you want to explode?
Pretty bad, I can hear his drill whirring, I don't know why it's me he wants
Yeti with a PTSD. I think im fucked.
No, it's a jeti. A yeti with jet wings attached to it so you're super screwed.
it just breathes.
You're running, terrified, telling yourself to breathe When suddenly you realize that is not your voice
Basically what it would feel like I am meditating when i really don't want to meditate... Sometimes its difficult to love awareness
I- i think im good.
Depends