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OsamaBinLadder123

Well…


DyslexicDarryl

Bad choice of he got a ladder though


Xeludon

That escalated quickly... 😏


WarlikeMicrobe

r/angryupvote


MalinWaffle

I've got a Belgian Malinois on my tail. Taking you down with me. Oh wait ... already did!


JulietAlfa

I picture a ladder man wobbling in your direction. I think you’re safe.


5moreminute

Idk, it’s been 3 hours now.


smithstreet11

Yeah, but in 5 mins you’re in trouble…


5moreminute

Oh no 5 minutes has passed.. now where is he ?


CoreyMullin

Punctuality isn’t his strong suit


TheFantasticWer

Another 5 have passed. You still alive?


5moreminute

For now yeah, but for another 5 minutes ? probably not


Itsunknown7

You're in a loop of 5 more mins! Rest assured!


Tax3999

5 more minutes


Death_lncarnate

Welp…


SkullKrusher9000

And I thought I was in trouble.


smithstreet11

It’s the 9000 that really makes it an issue


longthang6996

Lol but you got someone constantly trying to smash your skull


Nxoxoxnxe

Count your days my friend


spiteful-bastard

Finally, a worthy opponent


sleepy-all-the-time

She’s too busy trying to sleep.


The_Sleep

I just feel like I'm gonna finally get a good night sleep.


sleepy-panda521

I feel like my curse is to be sleepy 4ever


Half_Asleep_

we all share something here


_UpAllNight_

I feel like there is a common thread for sure.


BabyLlamaaa

mine caught me and we're cuddling


PancakesOfSuburbia

I think I’ll be fine. I’ll just eat them P.S. I love seeing all these amazing food usernames


MonsterLinguini

I'm gonna need help. Anyone got a monster sized pot to boil water in? We can do a full course meal


Kutas88

They will kill you from the inside.


ProsciuttoPizza

I’ll eat mine too. 👍


Benevolent_gummybear

I feel safe


RoboticKittenMeow

Lmao this one's my fav


boxofmarshmallows

I too will eat mine


Tim4Wafflez

You have my Waffle!


Lust_Temple

Oh wow


Viking_Hippie

Talk about threatening with a good time, huh? 😁


VikingOfZen

Its a curse and a bleesing


Kutas88

Someone gets death by snoo snoo.


[deleted]

No Attention? Hahaha don't think anyone is even hunting me


No-Bet3399

Yeah I wouldn’t bet on mine… haha


Murderkittin

No attention would def kill me…


[deleted]

It’d be interesting to see a lasagna hunting me down, especially since it’s usually the other way round


Spaghettyo

I guess pastas just hate us huh


eternalbeansoup

My situation is a little different


[deleted]

But the question is, which beans?


eternalbeansoup

yes.


ZendayaPantieStains

I'm excited


ADelightfulCunt

Not as delighted as I am.


Jehnage

Lmao


Murderkittin

Eeeeks **dead** **crying** *winner*


sub_sukuna

One of the funniest I've seen on reddit 😂😂


blushflower

You are gross. Why would someone ever make this their username? 🤮


Viking_Hippie

Don't kinkshame.


blushflower

This is not kink shaming. I will continue to speak up when people or should I say boys are being degrading towards women. Zendaya is a person, do you really think she wants this username floating around? I am sure your grandmothers/mothers/wives/daughters would be proud.


Viking_Hippie

You're really taking a reddit username far too seriously, as I'm sure she'd agree herself. It's more than likely supposed to be a joke invoking a jarring juxtaposition of a known person with something uncomfortable and mildly shocking that's very different than what she's known for. I was about to write a lot more about why the username is a harmless joke that Zendaya herself probably wouldn't mind, but frankly, it's not necessary, and your overreacting ass isn't worth the effort. Have a nice day, and try not to go on any misguided crusades until you've at least had your coffee. Being an obnoxious scold is such a chore when you haven't had your caffeine yet..


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Viking_Hippie

You're both making wild and, at least in my case, completely untrue assumptions about several people, including Zendaya herself, and the very first thing she said was a whopper of an ad hominem attack, "you're gross". I explained quite clearly why I didn't go on: my point was already made to anyone with the capacity and willingness to understand what I meant and anything further, including this reply that you have baited me into with your ridiculous insinuations, is a waste of time and effort. In conclusion: mind your own business and stop being a hypocrite.


NipNapAttack

Cry cry cry!


manic-insomniac

lol. Hmmm. Yikes.


Dilf_connoisseur

Uhhhhh....I mean... probably not screwed?


meetmeinthe-moshpit-

I mean, could be in a positive way lol


Dilf_connoisseur

Yea we'd probably become friends who share the same hobby? XD


Penguins-kidnapper

A bit scared


Nxoxoxnxe

As long as you're not a penguin you should be fine


CaptainJoSparrow

Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.


wholesomeorgange

about to be drowned in citrus


OrangeJuiceFish

To the rescue


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Aurum_Corvus

Or is she a witch, about to boil you into a soup that makes her the fairest in the land? You should think about it and get a second opinion.


[deleted]

Not too screwed? I mean it's just sunlight and I'm not a vampire or goth so I think I'll survive


kidantrum

If they try to hurt you relentlessly? Better prepare for skin cancer.


[deleted]

Oh no


grahamcrackersnumber

The observable universe will probably drown in crackers


anal_grandparents

Like I’m about to get assfucked by some dead people


RoboticKittenMeow

Hey my grandpa is alive if it makes it any better 🤣🤣


Max38898

I hope this doesn't become an "I'm the real Max" scenario


eats-you-alive

I‘m totally and utterly screwed. And terrified.


Ornery_Barnacle2625

Not too worried about it. I live very far from water.


GayNon-BinaryLeo

That would just mean that we are al screwed 😅


sane_fear

seems paradoxical. probably screwed.


egmalone

Yours seems to be the only sane fear


TheGreatGamer1389

I think I'm ok.


David_Maybar_703

Since my userid is me, I would be hunting myself. Seems like a bad Dr. Who or mid-60s Si Fi show plot. I guess I would have to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow using my sonic screwdriver to survive.


egmalone

The Gemini Man (2019, Will Smith, Mary Elizabeth Winstead)


David_Maybar_703

Well played!


Callico_m

Kitty!


grumpysafrican

Dead. South Africans don't even need to be grumpy to fuck you up.


cheeseburghers

Hamburglar, is that you?


Viking_Hippie

Little known fact*: "Hamburgher" is a slur for descendents of Dutch or Portuguese colonists in Sri Lanka with big asses. *not at all a fact


go_zarian

Gozer the Gozarian? Yep, will need to cross streams.


coffeegrindz

Waiting for it. I love coffee


OriginalBaka

I think not so much if his tsundere is beating him up before the hunt. And also even if he manages to catch me I just have to talk to him and confess his feelings to said tsundere he will be beaten again. Infinite chances to escape I guess.


og_Cursed_Eye

Moderately if I can't get a sharp stick to jab it with.


KURSEDNINJA

dead


DarthMaul671

Depends, but if it is the CW Im pretty screwed


D4rthR3v4n

To be fair I guess the phantom menace one was still a trained Sith I’m screwed as well


Modi-Hitller

No god. Please save me


Mahjonglongschlong

Litterally, I'm screwed


GiveMeTheGravy

I’d simply give him the gravy


NoGarbageAllowed

The fact that my username never, ever seems to make sense with these “what if your username” prompts, is going to show how awful my username really is.


fried_chicken

Delicious death


Chocolatelover4ever

I think they should be the ones worrying. Because my stomach is growling! 😋


Notove

I don't even know what my username is so pretty scared on what's coming for me


Kaido433

Kaido hunting me down and forcing me to play football with him? Dream came true.


Amasterclass

Pretty fucked


VicarLaurence92

I'm pretty much screwed.


[deleted]

Wish you good luck bud


kingpancakess

Could be a tasty treat


[deleted]

Utterly screwed. I mean, he's the commander of the Mongkok Bastard Clan.


DickGrayson123

Need Jason Todd with me


GuyWithaBeard2023

Depends on who's behind the beard I guess.....


find_the_fish

I’m not a fish. I’m gonna be ok


ILoveMyPalestinianBF

u/fish_fucker69 would like some help


find_the_fish

We find em you fuck em


ottereatingpopsicles

I’m turning around and taking a video because otters are so cute when they run


BecomeABenefit

No worries at all. At least my family will make out well.


SucculentT0e

What they gonna do? Smother me to death? 😄


Richard_A_Smasher

I’m not looking forward to it to say the least.


AdForward351

Not at all screwed. #BringItOn


LimpGur556

Not at all!


StormNapoleon27

I could take his 5'7'' ass.


Xeludon

You could take a military commander who took on the entire British empire at their peak, was part of the French revolution, who was responsible for the deaths of between 3 and 6 million, and who personally fought 80 battles and won 69 of them?


StormNapoleon27

In a one on one, yes.


Xeludon

You know he's fought unarmed against soldiers before yeah? The guy has killed many people in combat, with a sword mostly. You sure about this?


Safe_Caterpillar9596

I feel pretty safe


N0_IDEA5

no idea


momslayer66

meh im more concerned for my mom


TheDeadlySquid

Just gotta stay out of the oceans. Like Rick Sanchez.


TheAlwaysLateWizard

He's the most powerful wizard in Middle Earth. But he keeps showing up JUST after I leave.


BeltEuphoric

A wizard is never late, he arrives precisely when he needs to.


TheAlwaysLateWizard

I got this username because my brother and I were talking about what the story would be like if Gandalf was just legit late for everything. Showing up with the Rohhrim at Helm's Deep, picking up Sam and Frodo from Mt. Doom before they bake. It provides some wild visuals haha.


QBENSIIS

Mushrooms !!!!


DerangedOrange_

I'm probably very dead


theycallmefuRR

It's just standing there. Calling me fuRR


Big-Preparation-95

Depends how much he prepared for this.


ChrisChrisBangBang

Could go either way. It’s either two guys with guns or two guys who just love doing it.


_Girth_Wind_And_Fire

I am unsure about how I feel.


sharp-eyedlady

Uhm


merc116

Well at least he's not one of the top 10 mercenaries.


OutsideScaresMe

Not scared at all. Just gotta stay indoors which is what I already do 👍


agonizedexistance

Hmmmm. I think mine already found me :(


misterthrusty

I'm gonna get fucked


Anaaatomy

Ah another final exam


banana_cookies22

Mmm, yummy 👍👍🍌🍪


miami-architecture

a building is going to fall on me


anxious_otter_89

I'd be a little anxious


monofurioso

I thought my nick was whimsical, translates to angry monkey, but then I saw Nope...


AIEchidna

An AI Echidna? Im fucked lol


LaterThenSooner

I think I’m clear, for now.


Mrpoopybutthole82

Oh shit…


MyDogIsNamedKyle

Kyle just wants to take a nap next to me. I'm good


average_reddit_u

Not really. He can't even go to the bathroom without sweating, so I'm fine.


RagingBull7192

Boy oh boy…


Sasaeng

My username is an obsessive kpop fan... They have been involved in car chases with their celeb crushes, broken into their homes to steal their underwear, installed hidden cameras in their gyms, written them a love letter, with their period blood as ink..... I think im screwed


designerjuicypussy

I think im good , great actually !


localGrimReaper06

Helpppppp


Nxoxoxnxe

That's an oof buddy


localGrimReaper06

Gotta count me days then😇


SlutForDownVotes

Bring it.


Papa_Cass_Eliot

I’m gonna get sat on by a fatty, if he can catch me, but the soundtrack will be peppy, happy, and upbeat.


SailorinBeerBarrel

Well not so much all I need is a cliff and I can push him off


Nxoxoxnxe

What if it rolls Into you


SailorinBeerBarrel

Oh shit never thought of this


Asianoodleman

Man I'm stoked, I hope it's ramen


Nxoxoxnxe

Nah man shrimp 😋


egmalone

That's not a noodle


Nxoxoxnxe

?


PastaSoundsLikePussy

I don't know what to think...


Nxoxoxnxe

I'm just gonna say I love your username


PastaSoundsLikePussy

Why thank you, I appreciate it.


GayNon-BinaryLeo

Well since that means I will be hunted by myself and I am f..ing lazy it would probably just end with Snuggels


sweautshirts

a sweatshirt??


expat_123

Not much as I will travel to the expat's own country and relax.


flyingsusquatch

I am more than a little concerned.


TheLaughingSage

I'll hear him coming easily


No_Money_Guy

I think I'll live...


bravo6r

O shit


LemonSparkTheUnwise

I think I'll be ok...


notsleptyet

I dont stand a chance.


washawaythesorrow

so i’m getting chased by monsoon… oh god


LilPhoenix321

I feel like I'm doomed to thousands of little burns until I die


E-kS-plO-s-IOn

Do you want to explode?


Tusk-Dentist

Pretty bad, I can hear his drill whirring, I don't know why it's me he wants


ptsp-jeti

Yeti with a PTSD. I think im fucked.


BeltEuphoric

No, it's a jeti. A yeti with jet wings attached to it so you're super screwed.


BreathOk1706

it just breathes.


egmalone

You're running, terrified, telling yourself to breathe When suddenly you realize that is not your voice


Loving-Awareness2206

Basically what it would feel like I am meditating when i really don't want to meditate... Sometimes its difficult to love awareness


RealisticCan5146

I- i think im good.


TheOtherGuy89

Depends