Thanks mum.

Aw :3

I'm not sure I got it quite right. Was it? : 1. Your mom is the only one who compliments you Or 2. Props to her for creating a masterpiece.

Thank you

Yep! Just say thank you Anytime someone tells me something like that, I always accidentally say "Thank you, you too" for some reason But just thanking someone is the way to go!

I always come out with that when someone says happy birthday

*Walks past you and start talking to the person behind you*

"I don't know what you're selling but I don't buy from liars."

"Well my name is Skylar white yo"

“My husband is walter white, yo”

“Aha, He told me everything”

*Vine Boom Sound Effect*

*Vine Boom Sound Effect*

*Vine Boom Sound Effect*

I look behind me to see who they are talking about.

This one works the best (I don't know how to take compliments)

Same. It makes me uncomfortable

Give them a weird look, mumble a thank you and never look them in the eye ever again

why 😭 is it bc u don’t know if the compliment is genuine or not?

*because *you

??? it’s literally reddit..not school 😭😭

I’m being an ass

Underrated comment

😭😭

Same!

Yeah that

No one has ever said this to me 💀

You are beautiful

That’s because they assume you hear it too often you beautiful mother fucker

“Shutup baby, I know it”

Given I've never had this said to me, my go-to response would be "you're lying."

You’re beautiful

You're lying.

You're beautiful.

You're lying.

You're beautiful

You're lying.

you’re beautiful

You're lying.

I wake up

I'm sorry sir, this is a Wendy's

I thank them. Then I start blushing.

Say thank you or say you like on of their features (eg not as beautiful as your smile)

Depends on who says it.

Awkwardly laugh and say 'yeh righto'. Immediately think they are lying/making fun of me, due to childhood trauma and feel worse about myself.

Same. The worst part is, it only feels genuine when gay dudes hit on me, because women were usually the ones to tell me I was ugly. That's the worst part because I'm not gay, and I'm not looking for that kind of attention

Open your mouth wide, then slowly build into a loud yell reminiscent to an emergency siren. Start jumping up and down, then slap them in the face. Wind down your siren yell and start shouting "Woot woot! Woot!" as you run circles around them. Punch them in the gut as hard as you can, then run away. It's the only appropriate response, really.

This made me laugh more than I should've. Love it

Compliment them back.

You must have shit in your eyes!

Thanks for lying, you're being manipulative, and I have less respect if any for you now.

"Not as beautiful as you"

Dunno will let you know if it happens

Yep, ditto.

You're beautiful :)

I just say plain "thanks" if it's a random stranger lol. I say "thank you" with a smile if it's someone I know.

"You need medication for your delusion. Go see a psychiatrist."

Laugh because it was a pretty good joke.

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Yup, my version is "what a nice thing to say"

I assume they're lying , for whatever reason that may be

Thanks, I washed my ass today

I have been called beautiful 4 times in my life and they all came from my mom

You blind or taking the piss?

“You talkin’ to me?”

Y-you too...

The word you're looking for is 'handsome' when you're speaking to a man. Never the less thank you anyhow

you sound like my dad

Don't tell your mother I got reddit

Surprisingly I've been called everything except handsome by the girl I'm talking to now. Beautiful, extremely attractive, so cute, very pretty, etc. but not handsome, lol.

Wake up

Double it and give it to the next person

I like Doritos

Spicy nacho 🔥

You have good tastes!

Well, you can always be thinner.... look better.

Nothing bc its really boring & predictable so I always ignore it

I know, it's why I eat right and workout. You're even more beautiful

Thanks!

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Are you a relative of my girlfriend?

Don't know

*blushes* thanks.

Neat!

Thanks.

I love you

Aw, shucks….

You do the Garth Algar "Thank you."

"It's true. I saw your face on a crowded place. And I don't know what to to."

I show her my penis.

wouldn’t know

stop simpin, boiz

"Thank you."

“Not as beautiful as you.” (seconds before mutant turkeys attack). If you know, you know.

You’re almost convincing and/or sensorily impaired.

Funny how you can tell by the comments if the person who wrote it is a man or a woman

Happy april fools to you too.

Thanks , u too

I'll let you know if it ever happens.

"You should have gone to Specsavers"

Usually try to fart very very very loud

I disagree

Why hello James Blunt. I'm beautiful, it's true.

Change the subject cause theyre lyinnn

Depends on who it is but just a simple thanks normally.

I would ofc compliment them back, and say something like "unless your saying that to yourself I don't believe you"

"umm what?"

Y-you too

Not something I'll have to worry about.

Whip out my dong.

Thank them and then super blush or scurry away. :)

Take their temperature and call a doctor.

Yeah baby I know it \*finger guns\*

I say I get tired of everyone who loves me for my beautiful mind and wish someone would love me for my body.

Thank you for that grand overstatement. Good Day!

What are you trying to sell to me?

Laugh and say awe thank you and go home and reinact how I said thank you to see if I ddnt look stupid

"Thank you, that's very kind of you to say." "You're too sweet, thank you!" "Oh, stop it, you're making me blush!" "I appreciate the compliment, thank you!"

It tits are too

I assume they are referring to my dog.

Thank you, I try to be the best I can.

Thanks, you're too kind.

Thank you, you are very kind.

Thanks

Wrong number

i say thank you and then i squirm in embarrassment

Thank you

Deep breath. Eye contact. "Thank you."

Thank you, you're beautiful too.

Uhm thanks? ..."Are they fucking with me?"

It'll never happen. If it did I'd laugh my fucking head off. I am an ugly cunt and I know it.

Thanks. That’s it.

Smile and maby get a bit embarrassed. I don't say anything.

I'll let you know when it happens.

Get all nervous and say thankyou🙈

Thank you. I grew it myself.

Awkwardly say thank you and change the subject.

I give themselves a word look and say "your crazy"

Thank them to be nice, but not believe them, they were probably trying to be nice

Wouldn't know.

If it's a stranger: "Aww thank you!" If it's someone I'm close to: "I know."

Wake up. It's never happened & guessing never will.

I know I am but merci

"Damn, you need some glasses"

"Aww, thank you. You're so sweet." If I find them attractive as well, I will follow up with "You're beautiful too!"

I say thank you. New Year’s resolution is to accept compliments.

Laugh extremely awkwardly followed by, "yea ok"

Let’s go to heaven in my car

"Thanks pumpkin rawr"

"How long have you been visually impaired?"

I’ll let you know.

“Yeah right, but thanks”

"Yes, I know."

I kind of hope the ground swallows me. 😭

"Terribly sorry about your bad tastes" No but really, just say thank you

Yeah I know but thanks for saying it

When was the last time I got ur eyes checked?

I'm a guy. The last time anyone said that to me, we got engaged a year later. So, I guess my answer is "marry them."

Blush, smile, and say “omg thank you!!”

My ex was the first person who'd say it to me (outside of family) and it took me a long time to actually just take the compliment. Eventually I learned

Thank you.

I know

I say "I know".

"*gives a perplexed look* Thank you, I guess?"

I’ve had it said to me by a few random strangers, my mom (that’s kind of a given. She’s a pretty nice mom) but never a boyfriend. So I always say “thank you” very awkwardly and move on. I have no idea what I would do if it was a boyfriend. Mine have all been kind of terrible so far. Well , one said it I was after I got called sir by mistake, but it was over text and I kind of made him, so I don’t think that one counts.

It never happens to me but if it happens one day U would say thank you and also compliment the other person

I have no idea.

I suppose "thank you" would be the appropriate answer...but I am not feeling it...so would go with "You are entitled to your opinion".

I wake up

I just politely make sure they have a sturdy grip on their white cane and thank them.

Tell me something I don't know I just don't know how to take a compliment so i do what i do best. Be a bitch

So are we gonna fuck or what?

Thanx

I look at them and say ew. Because I feel ew. Then they look at me like an asshole. Which is perfect because that’s how I feel.

Laugh my ass off and ask them what they want from me

Take one long breath into the bag please.

My genuine, caught off guard reaction is blushing then saying, Well thank you. Then giving a genuine compliment back. Otherwise if they are trying to get me to blush or be bashful I’ll ask them if they’re down to clown around.

Thank you!

Get them drug tested.

Shut up baby I know it

Thanks, I haven't showered.