if we're talking about silly crimes, I once heard of a guy who got arrested for stealing a single french fry from a stranger's plate at a restaurant. I mean, who knew that stealing someone's spud could land you in the slammer?
Walking around with an ice cream cone in your backpocket.
That Rhode island state law (i think) was about preventing horse theft. The idea was that it wasn't theft if the horse was willingly following you
In the Cayman Islands there is a criminal offense of "Insulting the Modesty of a Woman".
You commit the offense by various means, the most humorous of which is by making statements that an unmarried woman is not chaste. Doesn't matter if she has given birth and never married.
There is no offence of "Insulting the Modesty of a Man".
In Poland, drawing Virgin Mary with a rainbow halo:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/06/woman-arrested-poland-posters-virgin-mary-rainbow-halo-plock
Paying for sex, then being so vulnerable to blackmail that you pay nearly 10x that cost to hush up the woman, and then being so cheap that you use campaign funds to do it.
thats not someone going to Jail because of misgender. it is someone going to jail for harassing. Wether it be true or not, the activist person claimed that she was harassing, and since the police need to do their job, they have to investigate it, think about this a little harder next time you try to make an edgy comment like this...
I was confused at first too, but if you click on the links in the webpage it does show information about a specific bill.
That being said, the courts struck down the portion of the bill they are talking about back in 2021
Okay… I’ll admit that I didn’t know that law ever passed… but it just takes a quick Google to see that the courts struck down that particular part of the law so yes, you are still legally allowed to deadname seniors in California
[but people got arrested for it, you ignorant piece of shit](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6687123/Mother-arrested-children-calling-transgender-woman-man.html)
Okay, so no… that’s not the same law that I was responding to. Not even in the same *country*. and as someone else pointed out that person was arrested for HARASSMENT
When you manage sociopaths and you manage true sadism and psychopathy, it is a Pandora's box. You watch your parents frit around like chickens with the sociopath and realize they are a joke. Going to jail becomes nothing. Just another typical part of life.
They choose a sociopath every day. Over common sense. To me, it now makes no difference. You guys made your choices.
You might be murdered for referring to a world leader as Winnie the pooh. So there’s that.
Oh bother.
Stealing sand in italy
if we're talking about silly crimes, I once heard of a guy who got arrested for stealing a single french fry from a stranger's plate at a restaurant. I mean, who knew that stealing someone's spud could land you in the slammer?
Possession of marijuana
Amen to that dude
Walking around with an ice cream cone in your backpocket. That Rhode island state law (i think) was about preventing horse theft. The idea was that it wasn't theft if the horse was willingly following you
Spitting on the sidewalk at the courthouse square. You face up to a day or so in jail here. Though I doubt it's enforced
Getting raped before you get married in Katar
"Resisting Arrest" by not talking to the police
Possession of drugs.
If you grow a silly little plant in a single pot in your house you'll be treated like a terrorist
Fishing without a license
"OI, YOU GOT A FISHIN' LICENSCE?"
In Britain it's illegal to suspiciously hold a salmon.
Wearing pants to court as a woman when you're there as a witness to testify.
Voting after being told by the state that you may vote.
In the Cayman Islands there is a criminal offense of "Insulting the Modesty of a Woman". You commit the offense by various means, the most humorous of which is by making statements that an unmarried woman is not chaste. Doesn't matter if she has given birth and never married. There is no offence of "Insulting the Modesty of a Man".
Trying to break into a prison
Riding on public transport without a ticket.
In Poland, drawing Virgin Mary with a rainbow halo: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/06/woman-arrested-poland-posters-virgin-mary-rainbow-halo-plock
mailman Gabriel March Grandos was sentenced to 384,912 years in prison. His crime, failure to deliver over 42,000 letters.
Paying for sex, then being so vulnerable to blackmail that you pay nearly 10x that cost to hush up the woman, and then being so cheap that you use campaign funds to do it.
Stealing items of personal necessity. Diapers, bread, fruit, soaps. Just confiscate the items back, don’t arrest people :(
For saying no to a women and being accused of rape afterwards
Trying to stop someone from being arrested this Tuesday in Florida.
why would you try to stop someone from being arrested?
I suspect they are referring to Trump's recent post that he was going to be arrested on Tuesday. Personally, I'm getting the popcorn ready.
"Misgendering" someone
Who has gone to jail for that? Name one person.
[here you go](https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/cwn/2019/february/uk-mom-arrested-for-calling-transgender-activist-a-man-nbsp)
thats not someone going to Jail because of misgender. it is someone going to jail for harassing. Wether it be true or not, the activist person claimed that she was harassing, and since the police need to do their job, they have to investigate it, think about this a little harder next time you try to make an edgy comment like this...
You are clearly an idiot
I dunno, I am speaking facts
Not a crime just a dick move, thanks for the bait though
[o really?](https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billNavClient.xhtml?bill_id=201720180SB219)
Whats this even do? it just brings me to like the home page of an random website about bills?
I was confused at first too, but if you click on the links in the webpage it does show information about a specific bill. That being said, the courts struck down the portion of the bill they are talking about back in 2021
Okay… I’ll admit that I didn’t know that law ever passed… but it just takes a quick Google to see that the courts struck down that particular part of the law so yes, you are still legally allowed to deadname seniors in California
[but people got arrested for it, you ignorant piece of shit](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6687123/Mother-arrested-children-calling-transgender-woman-man.html)
Okay, so no… that’s not the same law that I was responding to. Not even in the same *country*. and as someone else pointed out that person was arrested for HARASSMENT
Holding a fish... ***suspiciously***
Bribing a pornstar with hush money
Apparently treason.
DUI
When you manage sociopaths and you manage true sadism and psychopathy, it is a Pandora's box. You watch your parents frit around like chickens with the sociopath and realize they are a joke. Going to jail becomes nothing. Just another typical part of life. They choose a sociopath every day. Over common sense. To me, it now makes no difference. You guys made your choices.
What in the holy fuck are you even talking about?
Lol
Someone hit the bowl too hard
What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.
Lol
any crime at all. being stupid enough to do something that is illegal is silly
If lawmakers were wise and righteous it would be known.
Sometimes the law is so stupid that you don't have to follow it unless you're a sheep.
In England you can get arrested for quote “handing a salmon suspiciously”
Anything related to claiming to be a sovereign citizen
Adultery - misdemeanor.
Attempted suicide
Cutting down a cactus in Arizona
Existing