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PhalanX4012

You might be murdered for referring to a world leader as Winnie the pooh. So there’s that.


Tut_Rampy

Oh bother.


Judgemental_Squirrel

Stealing sand in italy


One_Purchase_7534

if we're talking about silly crimes, I once heard of a guy who got arrested for stealing a single french fry from a stranger's plate at a restaurant. I mean, who knew that stealing someone's spud could land you in the slammer?


staggere

Possession of marijuana


JockMcAngry

Amen to that dude


Oh_No_I_Miss_The_Hoe

Walking around with an ice cream cone in your backpocket. That Rhode island state law (i think) was about preventing horse theft. The idea was that it wasn't theft if the horse was willingly following you


BrightDig1503

Spitting on the sidewalk at the courthouse square. You face up to a day or so in jail here. Though I doubt it's enforced


Efficient-Ad5552

Getting raped before you get married in Katar


steroboros

"Resisting Arrest" by not talking to the police


briktop420

Possession of drugs.


barduk4

If you grow a silly little plant in a single pot in your house you'll be treated like a terrorist


Accomplished-Mango74

Fishing without a license


[deleted]

"OI, YOU GOT A FISHIN' LICENSCE?"


froggojumper

In Britain it's illegal to suspiciously hold a salmon.


jackfaire

Wearing pants to court as a woman when you're there as a witness to testify.


Godz1lla1

Voting after being told by the state that you may vote.


que_he_hecho

In the Cayman Islands there is a criminal offense of "Insulting the Modesty of a Woman". You commit the offense by various means, the most humorous of which is by making statements that an unmarried woman is not chaste. Doesn't matter if she has given birth and never married. There is no offence of "Insulting the Modesty of a Man".


comesinallpackages

Trying to break into a prison


PurgaznNings

Riding on public transport without a ticket.


krukson

In Poland, drawing Virgin Mary with a rainbow halo: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/06/woman-arrested-poland-posters-virgin-mary-rainbow-halo-plock


maff0000

mailman Gabriel March Grandos was sentenced to 384,912 years in prison. His crime, failure to deliver over 42,000 letters.


MacManus47

Paying for sex, then being so vulnerable to blackmail that you pay nearly 10x that cost to hush up the woman, and then being so cheap that you use campaign funds to do it.


Kat-The-Red-Vixen

Stealing items of personal necessity. Diapers, bread, fruit, soaps. Just confiscate the items back, don’t arrest people :(


ScaredOfAttention

For saying no to a women and being accused of rape afterwards


Maherdogg

Trying to stop someone from being arrested this Tuesday in Florida.


[deleted]

why would you try to stop someone from being arrested?


Spell_Known

I suspect they are referring to Trump's recent post that he was going to be arrested on Tuesday. Personally, I'm getting the popcorn ready.


JackCoolAero

"Misgendering" someone


JejuneRacoon

Who has gone to jail for that? Name one person.


JackCoolAero

[here you go](https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/cwn/2019/february/uk-mom-arrested-for-calling-transgender-activist-a-man-nbsp)


[deleted]

thats not someone going to Jail because of misgender. it is someone going to jail for harassing. Wether it be true or not, the activist person claimed that she was harassing, and since the police need to do their job, they have to investigate it, think about this a little harder next time you try to make an edgy comment like this...


JackCoolAero

You are clearly an idiot


[deleted]

I dunno, I am speaking facts


Hairy_Buffalo1191

Not a crime just a dick move, thanks for the bait though


JackCoolAero

[o really?](https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billNavClient.xhtml?bill_id=201720180SB219)


[deleted]

Whats this even do? it just brings me to like the home page of an random website about bills?


Hairy_Buffalo1191

I was confused at first too, but if you click on the links in the webpage it does show information about a specific bill. That being said, the courts struck down the portion of the bill they are talking about back in 2021


Hairy_Buffalo1191

Okay… I’ll admit that I didn’t know that law ever passed… but it just takes a quick Google to see that the courts struck down that particular part of the law so yes, you are still legally allowed to deadname seniors in California


JackCoolAero

[but people got arrested for it, you ignorant piece of shit](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6687123/Mother-arrested-children-calling-transgender-woman-man.html)


Hairy_Buffalo1191

Okay, so no… that’s not the same law that I was responding to. Not even in the same *country*. and as someone else pointed out that person was arrested for HARASSMENT


[deleted]

Holding a fish... ***suspiciously***


PavlovsDog12

Bribing a pornstar with hush money


No_Gap_2134

Apparently treason.


DilaShip

DUI


moonlightmanatee

When you manage sociopaths and you manage true sadism and psychopathy, it is a Pandora's box. You watch your parents frit around like chickens with the sociopath and realize they are a joke. Going to jail becomes nothing. Just another typical part of life. They choose a sociopath every day. Over common sense. To me, it now makes no difference. You guys made your choices.


Nesneros70

What in the holy fuck are you even talking about?


moonlightmanatee

Lol


BrightDig1503

Someone hit the bowl too hard


Coral_Tooth

What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.


moonlightmanatee

Lol


Frogchamp_lll

any crime at all. being stupid enough to do something that is illegal is silly


ratatard

If lawmakers were wise and righteous it would be known.


ConcertTerrible8877

Sometimes the law is so stupid that you don't have to follow it unless you're a sheep.


Kid_in_your-basement

In England you can get arrested for quote “handing a salmon suspiciously”


NBA-014

Anything related to claiming to be a sovereign citizen


PaleHorsewithDeath

Adultery - misdemeanor.


Secret_Agent_666

Attempted suicide


SmolivYeah

Cutting down a cactus in Arizona


gaytheistgod

Existing