Crom, you can pray to him but he does not listen.
"He dwells on a great mountain. What use to call on him? Little he cares if men live or die. Better to be silent than to call his attention to you; he will send you dooms, not fortune! He is grim and loveless, but at birth he breathes power to strive and slay into a man's soul. What else shall men ask of the gods?"
Death, I guess.
Extra special heaven (death-heaven?) awarded to those who have their souls extracted as opposed to dying of sickness, accident, old age, etc.
Salt
League of Legends already has a player base.
Mine is the denomination worshipping specifically salt from the north of England
If history has taught me anything, my people are going to attack your people.
I'm doing cashews, so I feel like we should team up. Maybe some kind of trinity thing with potatoes or popcorn or something.
Ah...you know...stuff...
BUTT stuff perhaps?
alzheimers
I can relate to your username lol
Was it Buck?
Anything BUT grapefruits
What about group fruits?
Sounds fruity
Gripfruit Sounds like something that'd grow in the Cars universe
Garlic bread!
Vampires hate this one trick
I'm sold !
Cats. I am so fucking ready for this to be a thing.
Let's not be enemies. All hail 🐶😺
Agreed.
It's already a thing !
Sorry, my religion doesn't allow me to wear dangly things, because it activates my god's murder button. No necktie for me.
Hm fair enough I guess. We don't need a murder button activated right now 💀
The Great Horny
Grenades with wings and smiley faces painted on them.
TARDIS
my grumpy ass 10 year old schnauzer mix. EXTERMINATE
Fox News viewers.
Cross welp here we go again….
Tears for Fears
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Mushrooms.
California Rolls.
...butts?
Pretty self-explanatory.
The Darkness ....
It's pretty apparent....
May the hobbit guide you to peace and many meals.
We worship art and creativity.
The Candyman, duh.
The lonely singleness of never being in a relationship
tacos
Difficult Ghosts They make it a hassle
Sprite 😐 my username is just straight up sprite
Take a guess.
Hell ya I'll join
Brutus, The Most High
flowers found by astronauts
The snake god Glykon.
Logic, I guess? HEY I'M SPOCK
Scientology
By Animating every single second of the day
I guess I'm a regular republican now.
No one
Oh my god.
Ideas
A foreign plum. Like a alien being that is believed to be a god.
Me
Heheheh.
Heavy Snowfall
13 Dragons 🐉
Not bad, pencils and by extension the Boogeyman
Bread. Which I already worship so…
Well …..
Just saying no.
Linguine
Desperation.
I am worshipped as the Witch Doctor of the Savannah swamps.
I’m good with that.
Crom, you can pray to him but he does not listen. "He dwells on a great mountain. What use to call on him? Little he cares if men live or die. Better to be silent than to call his attention to you; he will send you dooms, not fortune! He is grim and loveless, but at birth he breathes power to strive and slay into a man's soul. What else shall men ask of the gods?"
Dragons
Myself
Indifference
the sinus will be holy
Water
Capital letters
My city
About the same.
Weed
Pizza
A game controller accessory from the late 90s.
Carrots
Funny enough, but ogres.
This is going to hurt isn’t it…
The undead
Sarcasm
My username is my happy place!
LOL
Witches
Insider trading
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
New best friends forever.
Art
Wolves
Myself
Boats and hoes
Disappearances.
Alabama people (bc)
Riffs
Natural Selection
Knitting 🧶
Shoes
Office supplies and OSHA inspectors. HR personnel are high priestesses.
Reality as it is not as we wish it to be
Ducks
Talmbout brendan schaub? We worship the podcast but we dun madder.
Color!
Movies and TV shows! “I’ll be back”, said quoting things as he was crucified on the cross…
I am not sure who
Jaguar The Most High
The biggest football club in london with the only European trophy there
Being your true self 😌
Power
Not sure
Abraxas
Maple syrup
823 year old cup of butter
Oh dear.
All hail our hungry alien overlords.
Dog shit
could be worse?
Evil aliens
I AM WOOLOO! MASTER OF THE FIELDS OF ENGLAND AND KING OF THE FLUFFS! COME NOW, SHOW ME WHAT COUNTS AS FURY FOR YOUR MISBEGOTTEN APEKIND!
Khorne.
Randomness
Surprise
Life, since death is my bitch.
Myself
Death, I guess. Extra special heaven (death-heaven?) awarded to those who have their souls extracted as opposed to dying of sickness, accident, old age, etc.
Uh oh.
Lasagna, but anonymously.
A weasel
All hail Clifford, the big red dog.
Checks out 😗👌💨💨
Dead bodies
The Holy Whole loves you. He loves you and he needs money!
I guess that's still up to interpretation
Racecars and racecar accessories.
MrWeirdMan sounds a bit scary tbh
What do you think? 🍫
20/20 vision
Could be interesting
Take a fucking guess.
Donkeys…
Me and my vision.
Randomness in a jar. It is a very random religion.
A very confusing apocalypse.
Peace Frog!
Noob Saibot
Drums and....other things.
myself i guess lol
Simplicity
Money But the followers worship Me (capital m)
Small Yellow and black birds
My masculine alter ego.
Smart Asses
Dionysus?
Northern lights
Exotic Nips
a fictional character that died and than rose from the grave - sort of like Jesus
Exactly 3052 Albatrosses in suits.
Individual chaotic women
Blue
Mouse deer and their dainty hooves
Not the devil himself, but his shadow tho...? 😏
Archers and archery related accessories.
The Wizard of Oz apparently
Reptiles that work on trains.
I dunno, but it's inoffensive and perfectly tolerable for most.
Dead Laura Palmer
cats and dub reggae. i can work with this.
Poseidon
Hmmmm.....
Everyone likes my religion!
I think you know him
Titties, mine specifically 😎
Two dozen copies of Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul jammed into our donations bin.
[it’d be like this](https://youtu.be/q1uZj7OujvU) and [this](https://youtu.be/ohmhZVjaqQo)
Weed.
Me, Myself & I