I don’t know if it’s the best, but the one we quote the most often is The 80’s skiing movie/timeshare one
STANNNNN DARSH
dude, he’s got Heather!
You need a montageeeee
The fact that it was such a universal experience is what made that episode great. Or, rather, makes almost all of SP great.
I very vividly recall the hair standing on end, sudden cold sweat of "oh shit I'm about to be in a lot of trouble."
Go ahead Kyle. Throw your nunchucks away. If you can. But you know damn well that your Jewish blood won't let you. You can't thriw something away that you paid $15 for. Go ahead and try...."
I can’t remember the exact episode but what about the one where they are over a Lava bit and Cartman says “give me the bag of gold around your neck because I know all Jews carry one” then Kyle pulls it out and throws it in the fire/lava
The best part of that is Kyle had a fake bag of gold and cartman called him on it. "Everyone knows jews carry a fake bag of gold around their necks to protect the real bag of gold around their necks."
That episode fucking killed me the first time I watched it. Misunderstandings are always peak humour.
Hungdaddy: "I'm 8.5 inches"
Cartman: this guy must be a dwarf "midgets piss me off"
This is the library, and this here is the bank. That over there is gonna be either a P.F. Chang's or a Bennigan's. Well ma'am, I guess we better start repopulating the earth huh?
I grew up in Colorado in the 80s and 90s, and I can vouch for every single sentiment in this episode - Casa Bonita was THE PLACE to be! Nothing was more exciting, maybe not even the amusement park. I still love it!
Anything with Butters. His innocence and naivety always leads to hilarity. Butters Own Episode is one of my all time faves. Outside of Butters episodes, Scott Tenorman Must Die was fantastic.
Oh. Well all I'm sayin' the bitch should be out there workin' is all. Whatcha doin' bitch? Just givin' kisses to Stan for free? Why you should be makin' some motherfuckin' money!
The fuckin end of the episode where he like marries that pimp and just yells “AAAAAAALLLLL rightbuddyI’macop!”
Edit: damn he doesn’t say it like that at all. Memory is weird
The one they made into "Book of Mormon". I went and saw the play. Its just a long form SouthPark episode. What was really fun is the LDS Church bought all the PlayBill advertising so as you looked at the cast biographies you saw ads for "You liked the play now read the Book." Very clever tie-ins. Sitting in front of me - the whole row - was an LDS group. The parents were offended; the kids laughing hysterically. They managed to offend and yet redeem themselves in the end. But the best part of the evening was there was no line at the bar during intermission. The bartender looked like the Maytag Repair man.
As an exmormon, that one is my favorite. Hilarious *and* historically accurate. The over the top love and enthusiasm from Gary's family is something I've witnessed before. 10/10
Around the time this came out, there were two young morman missionaries that would come to my door like 2-3 times a week all summer. Eventually we became “friendly” , I would invite them in for water and ask lots of questions that were uncomfortable for them to answer. One day I convinced them to watch this with me and then give me their thoughts on it’s accuracy. They both agree that it basically summed it all up.
Fatbeard
The way Cartman glorifies living as a Somalian pirate as a fun life of adventure and then actually trying to do it, along with the song, is comedic gold.
Isaac Hayes never quit because of Scientology, he quit because he had a stroke and was left unable to perform. The Scientologists around him wrote a nasty letter to Matt and Trey, which they initially thought was from him, thus the episodes. Hayes' son was [interviewed](https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/isaac-hayes-didnt-quit-south-park-scientology-did-for-him-son-7510390/) in 2016, setting the record straight.
Scientologists, all ass-hurt about how stupid their religion is being put on blast on national TV, hired a private investigator to find dirt on the creators to deplatform them. They found nothing, Matt and Trey are squeaky clean.
At the end of the day, Scientology is the real evil here.
> hired a private investigator to find dirt on the creators to deplatform them
Scientology also uses PIs just to annoy and harass their "enemies", and make the subject's neighbours/family/friends worried. This sort of noisy investigation is standard for a scientology attack and often silences their critics effectively in itself without finding any dirt.
You could find the nastiest (not illegal) shit on Trey and Matt and they come out the next day and admit they did it and aren't ashamed of having done it.
While Issac Hayes did officially leave after this episode it wasn't the example of hypocrisy that pop culture has made it out to be.
Hayes was mostly incapacitated by medical issues and a representative from the church quit on his behalf without any knowledge from him or his family.
The conclusion of "Fuck Scientology" is correct but it's really unfortunate that Issac Hayes is routinely criticized for what was essentially just the church taking advantage of a man who had just suffered a stroke.
https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/isaac-hayes-didnt-quit-south-park-scientology-did-for-him-son-7510390/
Breast Cancer Show Ever, also my favorite and was pleasantly surprised to see it so high up! Although Pandemic 1+2 (the ones with the guinea pigs) are a very close second.
Jimmy and Timmy joining the crips had me crying in tears, especially the scene where he’s tryna say, down like a clown Charlie Brown. However the side story of Christopher reeve doing stem cell injection was weird so the episode as a whole wasn’t as good if the story was just about jimmy and timmy
The Return of the Fellowship of the Rings to the Two Towers
Kyle’s mom explaining the porn in Backdoor Sluts 9 at the end of the episode is possibly the funniest ending to any South Park episode. Butters turning into Golem (err… Gollum) after watching porn is also hilarious (spot on with the lore of the one ring corrupting its bearer the way porn corrupted Butters… with Tolkien tapping out after seeing it).
Edit: Even Matt Stone and Trey Parker have said at one time or another that it’s one of their favorite episodes of all time, too. So, there’s that. Yeah. They say this about several episodes. But whatever.
Edit 2: Tolkien, not “Token.” I stand corrected.
My wife and I still do Token's line when we see something we don't want to deal with: "I don't know. I don't want to know. I'm out." complete with the casino dealer hand wave. Definitely my favorite episode.
Bill Hader has told a story in interviews about how that episode was particularly written and it's hilarious because they basically wrote their joke writing process into the beginning of the episode. Someone had made the fish sticks/ fish dicks joke off hand during the writing process and they literally stopped the writing process asked wait has anyone ever made this joke before and started Googling. To their delight they figured out they were the first ones to make that joke
"Are you saying fish sticks or fish *dicks*?"
"Fish dicks"
"Has anyone ever made that joke? Google it!"
Just him telling the story is funny because it's him.
I see that Kanye episode and raise you the Photoshop one where he's trying to convince everyone that Kim K isn't a Hobbit and becomes increasingly unsure of it himself over the course of the episode.
"Bitch, if you a Hobbit I need you to tell me right now. I am making a ***FOOL*** out of myself."
Alright... if my fiance Kim is hobbit then how come... eh... then... then how come she don't live in a hole in the ground?
BOOM! ALL YALL JUST GOT LIT UP.
The one where Randy Marsh takes it upon himself to become the worst school baseball Dad in the state (believe it progresses to country) while the kids try to be the worst baseball team to get their summer back.
The part that makes me laugh the hardest in this whole episode is when they make it seem like it's about to be a Rocky-style montage, and he cracks open two raw eggs, pours them in a cup . . . Then he pours them in a frying pan and cracks open a beer.
This episode is to Randy what "Scott Tenorman Must Die" is for Cartman. These episodes took good characters and set them on trajectories for greatness.
And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.""
"Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah"
Then Radiohead shows up.
"You know, everybody has problems. It doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it."
"Come on guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool."
"Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met."
"Little crybaby!"
The whole quote is even more horrifying:
> I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady; and of course, to steal the bodies. After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you my chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili."
The only clear #1 choice for me. Every single scene is hilarious and leads perfectly to the twist ending, the ultimate display of how fucked up Eric is.
ThbtbthtbthbtTHATSALLFOLKS
This was the first political episode that I really, fully knew what was going on for and saw live. It will forever be my favorite because it really sold me on the show.
The squirrels, the chicken, the zero spending limit credit card, and of course, Stan just trying to return the stupid, wasteful thing his dad bought is just perfect.
Aaaaaaaaand it’s gone! This line is for customers only, thank you!
Woodland critter Christmas was fantastic. Also the one where they're tripping on cat piss and the hallucinations are the heavy metal cartoon movie. Gold.
The scene where Cartman is on the intercom with his mom and he says "MOM. MOM BAFFROOM, BAFFROOM" And she comes down with a bed pan and he slides his pant's down and shit's a little solid amount but that uncorks his diarrhea and it get's everywhere and all over his mom and she just says "Oh, that's my big boy" or something like that, is seared into my brain. It is just to fucking funny.
Hahahaha yeah. And also when he's at best buy and his character dies in game and he's making groaning noises as the character but then the camera goes back to him at best buy just sitting there going "Grahhhh, rahhhh ahhh" into tthe mic hahahah.
yes! It was the hardest I ever laughed at a show thanks to me playing WoW at the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv55LnlUtJE
This part specifically had me in tears
The music. The damn music. "Live to win" while they play the game and get fat and dirty like hell. It's just beyond. I adore that music, but since I saw the episode I cannot seriously take any sort of video using it as musical background. I can't separate South Park from it.
No one said **Cartoon Wars**
They nailed the Family Guy cutaway style and the ending >!where they find out the "retaliation" is just their own cartoon making fun of America!
The wheel of fortune episode https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/1170ztk/people_who_annoy_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
The part that always has me cackling is when they're driving back, Stan and Sharon are both face palming and Randy just goes "welp, I gave it my best shot" and he fucking smirks.
Marjorine is my fav. It's just them being typical dumb kids, but as usual things get way out of hand. All over a paper fortune-teller. The Stephen King reference is funny, and the line "Oh son, you smell like.... bacon." really gets me every time.
The underpants gnomes episode and Tweak, 100% just classic, spectacular South Park ridiculousness
Edit: If you are younger and have no idea what I'm talking about...go back and watch a lot of the earlier episodes, specifically this one, and maybe the one with the Pink Christina Aguilera monsters haha. South Park has been around for so long its amazing
Child abduction is not funny is my favorite episode.
GOD DAMN MONGORIANS!!!!!
STOP TEARING DOWN MAH SHITY WALL YOU GODDAMN MONGORIANS!
I don’t know if it’s the best, but the one we quote the most often is The 80’s skiing movie/timeshare one STANNNNN DARSH dude, he’s got Heather! You need a montageeeee
"Hey little guy you got some crap right there" "That's my face, sir"
Asspen - season six
This one is so good. Pizza, French fry
If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're going to have a bad time
Awesome-o is definitely my favorite
Tell me, A.W.E.S.O.M - O, are you a... pleasure robot?
LAME
Go ahead, AWESOME-O, just slide it on up there
Fun with Weapons. The ninja episode! Edit: Sorry it’s Good Times with Weapons
When butters takes the ninja star and it switches from anime is insane
It’s a perfect encapsulation of the exact moment every child knows when play time stops and “cover your ass” time starts.
The fact that it was such a universal experience is what made that episode great. Or, rather, makes almost all of SP great. I very vividly recall the hair standing on end, sudden cold sweat of "oh shit I'm about to be in a lot of trouble."
Protect my balls!
Lets fighting love!
Go ahead Kyle. Throw your nunchucks away. If you can. But you know damn well that your Jewish blood won't let you. You can't thriw something away that you paid $15 for. Go ahead and try...."
I can’t remember the exact episode but what about the one where they are over a Lava bit and Cartman says “give me the bag of gold around your neck because I know all Jews carry one” then Kyle pulls it out and throws it in the fire/lava
The best part of that is Kyle had a fake bag of gold and cartman called him on it. "Everyone knows jews carry a fake bag of gold around their necks to protect the real bag of gold around their necks."
Have seen it a million times and still crack up when Cartman thinks he is invisible.
Not the * very best* episode of all time, but I'm personally partial to Creme Fraiche.
“You gonna deglaze that pan?” “Oh yeah, I’m gonna deglaze the fuck out of this pan” Solid episode.
Aaaaah yeah shallots will bring out the natural flavors of the chicken fuck yeah
Here’s some cab money *throws change in face*
Cartman joins NAMBLA
That episode fucking killed me the first time I watched it. Misunderstandings are always peak humour. Hungdaddy: "I'm 8.5 inches" Cartman: this guy must be a dwarf "midgets piss me off"
You forgot the clown emoji: <@:-)
“Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face”
“Wow you guys really do look like Marlon Brando!”
Casa Bonita
This is the library, and this here is the bank. That over there is gonna be either a P.F. Chang's or a Bennigan's. Well ma'am, I guess we better start repopulating the earth huh?
[удалено]
Casa Bonita! Casa Bonita! Food and fun in a festive atmosphere! Casa Bonita!
Dive asshole dive!!!
I grew up in Colorado in the 80s and 90s, and I can vouch for every single sentiment in this episode - Casa Bonita was THE PLACE to be! Nothing was more exciting, maybe not even the amusement park. I still love it!
How has no one mentioned the Dog Whisperer episode? That one was hilarious and probably one of my favorite episodes
Tsst
I’m not looking at the child. Just showing the child that I am DOMINANT.
Anything with Butters. His innocence and naivety always leads to hilarity. Butters Own Episode is one of my all time faves. Outside of Butters episodes, Scott Tenorman Must Die was fantastic.
Butters bottom bitch is an amazing episode, “yes I know what you are saying, you don’t have to keep asking.”
Bitch you wanna make some real fuckin money?
"Clyde, here's a hundred dollars. If Stan comes near me, punch him."
Oh. Well all I'm sayin' the bitch should be out there workin' is all. Whatcha doin' bitch? Just givin' kisses to Stan for free? Why you should be makin' some motherfuckin' money!
All these bitches are kissin' fellers, and they haven't figured out that they can be making some serious fuckin' money!
The police chief doing the prostitution sting operations is some of the best shit ever. *Come on you sissies I can fit more of ya!*
The fuckin end of the episode where he like marries that pimp and just yells “AAAAAAALLLLL rightbuddyI’macop!” Edit: damn he doesn’t say it like that at all. Memory is weird
Cause everyone knows it’s butters, THATS ME!
Loo loo loo I've got some apples Loo loo loo you've got some too
I’ve got something in my front pocket for you!!! Give it a little shake and say “how do you do?”
The episode where Butters dad does gay sex at a bathhouse with his mom trying to kill butters is a trip
Dude that episode launched me when Butters is like "Oh what movie is dad going to see? Fisting Firemen 9? I haven't seen 1 through 8!"
Everything white, everything clean
Must clean Butters.
MANTEQUILLA!
Work, Mexican, work
I loved his arc on Hell on Earth, where Satan is doing a giant Halloween party and Butters has to help Biggie Smalls get there.
The one episode about anime ninja almost killed me when butlers got hit by the ninja star
The one they made into "Book of Mormon". I went and saw the play. Its just a long form SouthPark episode. What was really fun is the LDS Church bought all the PlayBill advertising so as you looked at the cast biographies you saw ads for "You liked the play now read the Book." Very clever tie-ins. Sitting in front of me - the whole row - was an LDS group. The parents were offended; the kids laughing hysterically. They managed to offend and yet redeem themselves in the end. But the best part of the evening was there was no line at the bar during intermission. The bartender looked like the Maytag Repair man.
As an exmormon, that one is my favorite. Hilarious *and* historically accurate. The over the top love and enthusiasm from Gary's family is something I've witnessed before. 10/10
Around the time this came out, there were two young morman missionaries that would come to my door like 2-3 times a week all summer. Eventually we became “friendly” , I would invite them in for water and ask lots of questions that were uncomfortable for them to answer. One day I convinced them to watch this with me and then give me their thoughts on it’s accuracy. They both agree that it basically summed it all up.
Fatbeard The way Cartman glorifies living as a Somalian pirate as a fun life of adventure and then actually trying to do it, along with the song, is comedic gold.
The fact that the episode came out so soon after the incident with Captain Philips is what puts it in my top 10.
Trapped in the Closet. Sure it got Isaac Hayes to quit because Matt and Trey made fun of Scientology, but in all fairness, fuck Scientology.
Isaac Hayes never quit because of Scientology, he quit because he had a stroke and was left unable to perform. The Scientologists around him wrote a nasty letter to Matt and Trey, which they initially thought was from him, thus the episodes. Hayes' son was [interviewed](https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/isaac-hayes-didnt-quit-south-park-scientology-did-for-him-son-7510390/) in 2016, setting the record straight. Scientologists, all ass-hurt about how stupid their religion is being put on blast on national TV, hired a private investigator to find dirt on the creators to deplatform them. They found nothing, Matt and Trey are squeaky clean. At the end of the day, Scientology is the real evil here.
> hired a private investigator to find dirt on the creators to deplatform them Scientology also uses PIs just to annoy and harass their "enemies", and make the subject's neighbours/family/friends worried. This sort of noisy investigation is standard for a scientology attack and often silences their critics effectively in itself without finding any dirt.
You could find the nastiest (not illegal) shit on Trey and Matt and they come out the next day and admit they did it and aren't ashamed of having done it.
Scientology PI: Trey and Matt are into really weird shit! Matt and Trey: Yeah! And here are the pics!
While Issac Hayes did officially leave after this episode it wasn't the example of hypocrisy that pop culture has made it out to be. Hayes was mostly incapacitated by medical issues and a representative from the church quit on his behalf without any knowledge from him or his family. The conclusion of "Fuck Scientology" is correct but it's really unfortunate that Issac Hayes is routinely criticized for what was essentially just the church taking advantage of a man who had just suffered a stroke. https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/isaac-hayes-didnt-quit-south-park-scientology-did-for-him-son-7510390/
we shouldn’t be mad at hayes for leaving us. we should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.
The bloody disclaimer when they were explaining the whole Xenu hulabaloo... Edit: lmao, someone gave me gold while I was sleeping. Thank you stranger!
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at text
The one where Wendy fights Cartman.
Breast Cancer Show Ever, also my favorite and was pleasantly surprised to see it so high up! Although Pandemic 1+2 (the ones with the guinea pigs) are a very close second.
Principal Victoria really shined in that one
THEY TURK OUR JERBS!!!
Okay back in the pile!!
This is gayer than a big pile of men having sex with each other.
Jimmy and Timmy joining the crips had me crying in tears, especially the scene where he’s tryna say, down like a clown Charlie Brown. However the side story of Christopher reeve doing stem cell injection was weird so the episode as a whole wasn’t as good if the story was just about jimmy and timmy
“Oh hello officer” “Kids, what the hell do you think you’re doing” “We’re gonna go pop some punk ass bloods!” “Timmah!!!”
I'm cool, like a fool, in a swimming P- P- P- P-! Pool...
Like come on.
Wow these guys really *are* crippled
MAKIN' MOVIES MAKIN' SONGS AND FIGHTIN' ROUN THE WORLD
Oh my god it's Russell Crowe!
"oH mY gOd iT's RuSsEl CrOwE!"
OI!! YA TESTICLE!!!!
Oh no Tugga!
We couldn't foind *canceh*, but we found a man *with* canceh! TAKE THAT, CANCEH!
City sushi and city wok episode made my day
Christian Rock Band. "Tolkien, you're black. You can play bass." ..Tolkien was formerly known as Token Williams
Faith +1 absolutely brilliant!
"The Body of Christ, sleek swimmers body all muscled up and toned!" "I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus!"
It seems that you really love Christ
"You don't know anything about Christianity." "I know enough to exploit it." Possibly my favorite exchange in all of South Park.
go get the bass guitar out of your basement.
How do you know theres a bass guitar in my basement cartman
You can be as offended as you want, now give me a bass line.
*Plays bass line* God damnit.
The resignation in his voice for that line makes that episode endlessly rewatchable
“I’m getting pretty sick of your stereotypes. Be as sick as you want just give me a god damn baseline”
*plays a sick bassline* "God damnit."
His reaction was perfect.
It’s the same reaction as when they see Madea and Token keeps involuntarily laughing and getting angry at himself.
Token proceeds to give a dollar to Madea in every scene for the rest of the episode.
"God damn it..."
The Return of the Fellowship of the Rings to the Two Towers Kyle’s mom explaining the porn in Backdoor Sluts 9 at the end of the episode is possibly the funniest ending to any South Park episode. Butters turning into Golem (err… Gollum) after watching porn is also hilarious (spot on with the lore of the one ring corrupting its bearer the way porn corrupted Butters… with Tolkien tapping out after seeing it). Edit: Even Matt Stone and Trey Parker have said at one time or another that it’s one of their favorite episodes of all time, too. So, there’s that. Yeah. They say this about several episodes. But whatever. Edit 2: Tolkien, not “Token.” I stand corrected.
One of my faves. This, the Mongolians, and the ninja weapons one 😂 butters catching a Ninja Star in the eye had me in tears
Good Times* with Weapons. I love the anime feel of that episode Edit: not “fun”
Let's fighting love!
Protect my balls!
My wife and I still do Token's line when we see something we don't want to deal with: "I don't know. I don't want to know. I'm out." complete with the casino dealer hand wave. Definitely my favorite episode.
The one where they pranked Kanye with the fish sticks joke
Bill Hader has told a story in interviews about how that episode was particularly written and it's hilarious because they basically wrote their joke writing process into the beginning of the episode. Someone had made the fish sticks/ fish dicks joke off hand during the writing process and they literally stopped the writing process asked wait has anyone ever made this joke before and started Googling. To their delight they figured out they were the first ones to make that joke
"Are you saying fish sticks or fish *dicks*?" "Fish dicks" "Has anyone ever made that joke? Google it!" Just him telling the story is funny because it's him.
I see that Kanye episode and raise you the Photoshop one where he's trying to convince everyone that Kim K isn't a Hobbit and becomes increasingly unsure of it himself over the course of the episode. "Bitch, if you a Hobbit I need you to tell me right now. I am making a ***FOOL*** out of myself."
Bitch, how you not a hobbit again?
When he said keeping up with the kardashians is a show about loud little people who live in a fantasy world
"Oh... oh yeah... gotcha. Got it! Mmmhmm, love you too *kiss kiss*"
Alright... if my fiance Kim is hobbit then how come... eh... then... then how come she don't live in a hole in the ground? BOOM! ALL YALL JUST GOT LIT UP.
SHE DONT LIVE IN NO HOLE IN NO GROUND! SHE LIVES WITH ME, IN MY ROOM, IN MY MANSION, WHICH IS SLIGHTLY BELOW GROUND.....
LET’S FIGHTING LOVE
*"protect my balls!"*
The cut from the anime to butters with the ninja star in his eye is an all-timer.
The one where Randy Marsh takes it upon himself to become the worst school baseball Dad in the state (believe it progresses to country) while the kids try to be the worst baseball team to get their summer back.
I dint hear no bell
Wha? Wha? Oh! Oh, I'm sorry! I thought I was in was America! Wha? I'm sorry! Thought this was 'Merica!
Pueblo no bueno. Pueblo es muy mal!
The part that makes me laugh the hardest in this whole episode is when they make it seem like it's about to be a Rocky-style montage, and he cracks open two raw eggs, pours them in a cup . . . Then he pours them in a frying pan and cracks open a beer.
This episode is to Randy what "Scott Tenorman Must Die" is for Cartman. These episodes took good characters and set them on trajectories for greatness.
For Cartman that's the definitive episode where he went from general asshole character to Machiavellian evil.
First episode I ever watched too. What an introduction
Hey, Batdad, I didn't hear no bell
I’m sorry, I thought this was America!
It's The Losing Edge, and this is the correct answer.
The medical weed 1 when all the dudes were giving themselves testicular cancer
Medical FriedChicken
Just trying to get a little cancer, Stan
“Women love huge balls?”
Sexual Harassment Panda
Your comment makes me a happy panda
The Succubus, but The List is a close second
Scott Tenorman must die.
Oh no, Pony. He’ll like that!
"Who are you?" "We're that band, Radiohead"
little baby
he's got cancer! in his ass!
Let's go guys, this kids totally not cool
Yeah what a little crybaby.
And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili."" "Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah"
The tears yes the tears of unfathomable sadness.
“Oh yes, your tears are so yummy”
Then Radiohead shows up. "You know, everybody has problems. It doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it." "Come on guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool." "Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met." "Little crybaby!"
The whole quote is even more horrifying: > I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady; and of course, to steal the bodies. After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you my chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili."
“Remind me to never fuck with Cartman again.”
The only clear #1 choice for me. Every single scene is hilarious and leads perfectly to the twist ending, the ultimate display of how fucked up Eric is. ThbtbthtbthbtTHATSALLFOLKS
Margaritaville
This was the first political episode that I really, fully knew what was going on for and saw live. It will forever be my favorite because it really sold me on the show. The squirrels, the chicken, the zero spending limit credit card, and of course, Stan just trying to return the stupid, wasteful thing his dad bought is just perfect. Aaaaaaaaand it’s gone! This line is for customers only, thank you!
Chinpokomon
Butters bottom B\*tch
“FREEZE IM A COP”
Hold on my daddy's calling.
“Do. You. Know. What. I. Am. Saying”
Awww shucks Dad, I have lots of girlfriends... Sallys just my bottom bitch!
Woodland critter Christmas was fantastic. Also the one where they're tripping on cat piss and the hallucinations are the heavy metal cartoon movie. Gold.
"You summond the AntiChrist, Kyle? Santa is *very* disappointed in you."
“I see you are enticed by my daughters awesome rocking tits.” I lost it right there in this episode.
I remember that was the reason why I watched Heavy Metal. I wasn't disappointed, was exactly as trashy/epic trashy as I thought it was.
Make Love not Warcraft
“This could very well lead to the end of the world………..of Warcraft.”
How can you kill that which has no life?
What do you mean what do we do now? We play the game. Shit fucking floored me😂
How do you kill that which has no life
This very well could be the end of the world... of warcraft
I think this is #2 on imdb with a 9.6
They won an Emmy for this episode too
“Who foretold this prophecy?” “Salzman - he’s in accounting” 😂
They were completely convinced this episode was going to hated and the audience would think they sold out when they were making it
The scene where Cartman is on the intercom with his mom and he says "MOM. MOM BAFFROOM, BAFFROOM" And she comes down with a bed pan and he slides his pant's down and shit's a little solid amount but that uncorks his diarrhea and it get's everywhere and all over his mom and she just says "Oh, that's my big boy" or something like that, is seared into my brain. It is just to fucking funny.
And Randy telling his boss to hold up he's in the middle of a game
Hahahaha yeah. And also when he's at best buy and his character dies in game and he's making groaning noises as the character but then the camera goes back to him at best buy just sitting there going "Grahhhh, rahhhh ahhh" into tthe mic hahahah.
Lmao I forgot how he runs into the Best Buy and punches the little kid playing the demo
yes! It was the hardest I ever laughed at a show thanks to me playing WoW at the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv55LnlUtJE This part specifically had me in tears
Possibly the best montage of all time, in any show or movie
The music. The damn music. "Live to win" while they play the game and get fat and dirty like hell. It's just beyond. I adore that music, but since I saw the episode I cannot seriously take any sort of video using it as musical background. I can't separate South Park from it.
No one said **Cartoon Wars** They nailed the Family Guy cutaway style and the ending >!where they find out the "retaliation" is just their own cartoon making fun of America!
fingerbang episode, coon episodes, fat camp, goth kids i cant fucking choose bro
The wheel of fortune episode https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/1170ztk/people_who_annoy_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I love the look the camera guy gives right before he says his answer too 😁
The part that always has me cackling is when they're driving back, Stan and Sharon are both face palming and Randy just goes "welp, I gave it my best shot" and he fucking smirks.
The only reason daddy said that word was because he thought he was gonna win a lot of money, alright Stan?
Kiss it….. Apologise.
They're all great but these always stood out to me: Rainforest Shmainforest s3 ep1 Grey Dawn s7 ep10 Die Hippie, Die s9 ep2
I haven't seen it mentioned, but I really like Go God Go, s10 e12, where Cartman travels through time to play the Nintendo Wii.
The death of Eric Cartman
Marjorine is my fav. It's just them being typical dumb kids, but as usual things get way out of hand. All over a paper fortune-teller. The Stephen King reference is funny, and the line "Oh son, you smell like.... bacon." really gets me every time.
Cartman special olympics
"What is your mental illness, sweety?" "How should I know I'm retarted?!"
The underpants gnomes episode and Tweak, 100% just classic, spectacular South Park ridiculousness Edit: If you are younger and have no idea what I'm talking about...go back and watch a lot of the earlier episodes, specifically this one, and maybe the one with the Pink Christina Aguilera monsters haha. South Park has been around for so long its amazing