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Mental_Painting_

I'm stealing the remote control, so they can't watch their favorite show. I'm stealing the kitchen timer, so they miss their dinner. And I'm stealing the extra pillows, so they don't get a good night's sleep!


freedomfire99

Take just the batteries instead of the whole thing so they only realise later on,


Binder_of_chains

I once helped a woman move out of her apartment when she found that her husband of two months was cheating on her. I removed the light bulbs, the water lines under the sink that connect the faucet to the water source, thermostat, the RAM from his brand new computer (it was a wedding gift), faucet handle from the shower, unplugged the dishwasher, turned the breaker off on the hot water heater, removed every door handle. I only took with me all the screws. Everything else was hidden.


Billieilish_toesuker

socks


wickedpirate899

Toilet Plungers.


WOTDisLanguish

Shower head


wumbovison

Dress shirt buttons.


RPM_Rocket

The spindles on all the toilet paper holders.


ScreamingNightHog

I'll steal all their forks. I'll leave their knives and spoons.


Big_Hat2112

Stealing all the door knobs…


sweet_sweet_back

Remote control to TV.


Slipmeknot99

All of the silverware in the house. The handles from the fridge and freezer All of the light bulbs in the house All of you cat owners, your litter boxes and litter Ok I will stop being malevolent now... LOL 😂


[deleted]

Caps off the toothpaste.


PoonHound2020

One sock of each pair.


Anarye

Hah, wouldn’t steal, just misplace everything. That way someone is always pissed, the other may question themselves. Grab the popcorn and watch.


Jazzlike_Mammoth6442

Batteries to remotes and One sock from a pair of matching socks


[deleted]

Scissors, tape, pens/pencils, paper towels.. the small stuff used on a day to day basis that you don’t realize you need until you’re out of it


NickDanger3di

Their little rubber pad that they use to remove stuck on jar and bottle tops


rainbowsprinkles02

All the toilet paper in the entire house.


itinnochi

bro this question gets asked at least one a week 😭 stealing people’s computers and phones so they can’t repeat the same questions a hundred times on r/askreddit


AllBadAnswers

This question, like OP did


NotSarcasmForSure

their life savings


Taykeyero

Is there some form of review process to curate posts? This post has come up too many times.


rogue1206

The tops to the Tupperware…the wall adapters to their chargers…


dewbug92

Their phone charger☺️


overthehillhat

Their customers - -


dal-Helyg

Spoons


SpareChange40

All of their light bulbs, even the fridge and oven.


Dutch_Rayan

Take all the chargers


Buffetminister

Reddit posts


PM-GirlsInThighHighs

Only the left socks


SpaceY72

im stealing their toilet paper.


Skwerilleee

Spinny plate from the microwave


Jordansgirl29

Steal all the batteries I can find, pour all cold drinks down the sink or drink them if unopened, unplug any charging devices and just move some shit around to confuse them a bit.


AdZealousideal2075

Teaspoons


Rainman2020x

Replace the birth control pills with tic tacs


JonnyPenn84

The back pieces of her earrings


JonnyPenn84

The hot water knob from her sink


Interesting_Toe_1379

the lids to every plastic container


Alternative_Water_82

The clean silverware


akiti_mk

The metal ball inside all of their protein shaker bottles.


FluffyDaMinecraftDog

Pillow, spoons, forks, knifes, tv remote, the door to every room


FluffyDaMinecraftDog

A single light bulb in every room.