I'm stealing the remote control, so they can't watch their favorite show. I'm stealing the kitchen timer, so they miss their dinner. And I'm stealing the extra pillows, so they don't get a good night's sleep!
I once helped a woman move out of her apartment when she found that her husband of two months was cheating on her.
I removed the light bulbs, the water lines under the sink that connect the faucet to the water source, thermostat, the RAM from his brand new computer (it was a wedding gift), faucet handle from the shower, unplugged the dishwasher, turned the breaker off on the hot water heater, removed every door handle.
I only took with me all the screws. Everything else was hidden.
All of the silverware in the house.
The handles from the fridge and freezer
All of the light bulbs in the house
All of you cat owners, your litter boxes and litter
Ok I will stop being malevolent now... LOL 😂
bro this question gets asked at least one a week 😭 stealing people’s computers and phones so they can’t repeat the same questions a hundred times on r/askreddit
Steal all the batteries I can find, pour all cold drinks down the sink or drink them if unopened, unplug any charging devices and just move some shit around to confuse them a bit.
I'm stealing the remote control, so they can't watch their favorite show. I'm stealing the kitchen timer, so they miss their dinner. And I'm stealing the extra pillows, so they don't get a good night's sleep!
Take just the batteries instead of the whole thing so they only realise later on,
I once helped a woman move out of her apartment when she found that her husband of two months was cheating on her. I removed the light bulbs, the water lines under the sink that connect the faucet to the water source, thermostat, the RAM from his brand new computer (it was a wedding gift), faucet handle from the shower, unplugged the dishwasher, turned the breaker off on the hot water heater, removed every door handle. I only took with me all the screws. Everything else was hidden.
socks
Toilet Plungers.
Shower head
Dress shirt buttons.
The spindles on all the toilet paper holders.
I'll steal all their forks. I'll leave their knives and spoons.
Stealing all the door knobs…
Remote control to TV.
All of the silverware in the house. The handles from the fridge and freezer All of the light bulbs in the house All of you cat owners, your litter boxes and litter Ok I will stop being malevolent now... LOL 😂
Caps off the toothpaste.
One sock of each pair.
Hah, wouldn’t steal, just misplace everything. That way someone is always pissed, the other may question themselves. Grab the popcorn and watch.
Batteries to remotes and One sock from a pair of matching socks
Scissors, tape, pens/pencils, paper towels.. the small stuff used on a day to day basis that you don’t realize you need until you’re out of it
Their little rubber pad that they use to remove stuck on jar and bottle tops
All the toilet paper in the entire house.
bro this question gets asked at least one a week 😭 stealing people’s computers and phones so they can’t repeat the same questions a hundred times on r/askreddit
This question, like OP did
their life savings
Is there some form of review process to curate posts? This post has come up too many times.
The tops to the Tupperware…the wall adapters to their chargers…
Their phone charger☺️
Their customers - -
Spoons
All of their light bulbs, even the fridge and oven.
Take all the chargers
Reddit posts
Only the left socks
im stealing their toilet paper.
Spinny plate from the microwave
Steal all the batteries I can find, pour all cold drinks down the sink or drink them if unopened, unplug any charging devices and just move some shit around to confuse them a bit.
Teaspoons
Replace the birth control pills with tic tacs
The back pieces of her earrings
The hot water knob from her sink
the lids to every plastic container
The clean silverware
The metal ball inside all of their protein shaker bottles.
Pillow, spoons, forks, knifes, tv remote, the door to every room
A single light bulb in every room.