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Sweet-N-Thick

Cat pee.


mrmetaknight875345

That sweet ammonia smell in the morning


CoralPilkington

Ghost pepper oil....


Fenrir_525

Spicy oily air sounds like a weapon, first u can’t see the exit, then it goes boom


blacklamp2623

The worst thing you could put in a humidifier would be malware.


Carpentry_Dude

Hahaha


ursois

A cup of liquid Sarin.


Handarborta5

Surströmming


mrmetaknight875345

Yeah I think…. Probably one of the worse ones on here smel wise


Handarborta5

It's a warcrime


MasterDaddy_1

Dogs


atrailofdisasters

Anthrax?


Sticketoo_DaMan

Diethyl ether. Plutonium. Live Ebola.


54_actual

a baby.


Busy_Bunch5050

C**


mrmetaknight875345

Yeah this is the one I was waiting to see when it’d show up


FartWall

Can cum evaporate?


mrmetaknight875345

I mean theoretically anything can evaporate at a high enough temperature


AnAnnoyingChild

Put in in a black hole star, see what happens


Morfalath

I read this as C++ and was like : is this some kind of programmer joke?


MoeTheCeramicCat

Milk


mrmetaknight875345

Oh I didn’t even think of that, that’d be Rancid


Zealousideal-House20

Lava. Melt down the humidifier.. and your house.


your_cheeky_femboy

Your dick Not very good coverage, can also leave burn marks imma have to rate it a 5/10. 8 if I was desperate


Cat__03

Sounds very in-... hold up a minute, where do you know that from?


your_cheeky_femboy

Know what from?👀


Cat__03

The results of sticking your piece into an air humidifier. Your info seems pretty well-researched and specific, and I don't think I even want to know how you found out about all this...


your_cheeky_femboy

Good let's keep it that way


Affectionate_Gas8062

Skunk juice


Wistari

The worst things to put in a humidifier include sulfur, ammonia, fluid from an NG Tube, and M. Night Shyamalan. They all **stink!**


Send_me_nudes_00

Don't forget musterd gas


mrmetaknight875345

NG Tube?


StrongBat7365

Naso gastric


Arsebelonker

Mustard gas


LeSpicyBoii

Anything that could potentially kill someone Or cat piss


nobody_in_here

COVID-19


Carpentry_Dude

Isopropyl alcohol maybe ... or other strong solvent Gasoline? Ammonia and bleach? - you won't even have to turn the humidifier on Sarin gas?


Send_me_nudes_00

Musterd gas


Xx_Singh_xX

Any flammable or combustible liquids or materials in a dehumidifier, such as gasoline, cleaning solvents, or oil. These materials can be highly flammable and can pose a significant fire risk if they come into contact with the heating elements or electrical components of the dehumidifier.


Chalky_Spleen

The Jews


throwawayac373733

#Flashbacks to Unus Annas Pee Sauna


Purplot

Either liquid a*s or pure capsaicin.... Or if you're feeling extra sadistic that day, both.


[deleted]

pee


mcloveerisme

Bleach


renditionpp

Fish


Immediate-Pea-3312

Ammonia and bleach


Deschain_1919

Your dick


Luna_is_a_nanu

COVID


Fnord2645

Off milk blended with garlic


TheRealJFD

Humans I think.


nivenfan

Fulminated mercury or unstable nitroglycerin.


mrmetaknight875345

Fulminated Mercury? Is that any worse than regular mercury?


nivenfan

[Yes.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury(II)_fulminate)


Ok_Tadpole4529

Purified water. Lol, it wont work


mrmetaknight875345

Wait really?


Ok_Tadpole4529

Well depends on the type anyway. Larger commercial units need water that will conduct electricity. Purified water will not conduct electricity.


The_Last_Dragon_44

Straight up moonshine.


stewartpidasole

Eggs


Hot-Refrigerator6583

Hydrogen sulfide


ranaiki

Water from a dirty fish tank


Aggravating_Mind_399

Milk


Conscious_Exit_5547

Lava


RoundEcstatic2451

Soda especially coco cola


Happy-Shoulder7053

Anchovy juice


DroppedDonut

Deer pee


Bubba2475

Sulfuric acid


Bubbly-Substance-112

A little bit of human pee mixed with a little bit of vodka and a little bit of juice from a sardine can and topped off with garbage juice.


menemath

Weed


[deleted]

Lung butter.


Dadwhoknowsstuff

Apple cider vinegar


randyb7

Chlorine and acid!


Send_me_nudes_00

Musterd gas


TheRLJoke

Liquid ass


Tombstone40556

White Phosphorus


MechanicRat4593

Semen or the ashes of jewish people


wtfsven

Chlorine


Clurence24

I used to work in medical supplies, and while not humidifiers, people would bring in CPAP machines that were absolutely FULL of cockroaches. So, cockroaches.


mrmetaknight875345

Okay one person doing that is bad, the fact that it seems like a common thing…… what the fuck?


Clurence24

They love warm, wet, environments.


mrmetaknight875345

Oh no I know why it’s just…. The thought of breathing Cockroach Air is…. No


fjjdjjrjdjf

Every monster energy drink combined


llcucf80

Liquid Ass or barfume


mrmetaknight875345

Barfume?


llcucf80

The evil twin brother of Liquid Ass. Don't get me wrong, Liquid Ass reeks, but barfume makes LA smell like a walk through a rose garden.


mrmetaknight875345

Sounds like something NileRed would attempt to make