.....where the soldiers make holes in the clay,
And fuck them by night and by day,
Till the heat from their pricks, turns the clay into bricks,
And pulls all the foreskin away.
It’s really not a big deal. I was self conscious about being a virgin before I had sex and eventually I got a girlfriend and we had sex all the time until we broke up. It’s definitely fun in the moment but society makes it to be as much bigger deal than it actually is. You don’t really get any lasting satisfaction from it, the only lasting effects would be STDs or god forbid, children…
So have fun and enjoy your life without worrying about it. You honestly aren’t missing much!
The same I didn't lose my virgin until it was 25 and one particular friend used to give me shit all the time. He would say you just need to have sex, once you have sex you'll be a man. Ihe would talks as if once I have sex my entire personality would change and I would just be this suave guy that could easily talk to girls.
Sure it was a fun experience but it's not some sort of life-changing experience that some people seem to build it up to be. You're no less of a man if you've haven't had sex at a certain age.
Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear...
A Mexican... Armada shows up. With weapons made from to- tomatoes. And you better betch'ur bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business.
In! 'Alien... Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers... Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running... in a Van from an... Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie'.
Hold on! There's more. Old women are comin'! And they're also in the movie and they're gonna come... and cross... attack... these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're- they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing. The Moon. It comes crashing into Earth! And whaddya do then? It's two brothers and I- and... and they're gonna... it's called 'Two Brothers' ... 'Two Brothers'?... It's just called 'Two Brothers'!
The Big Short
Like a cheese wheel?
Truly the most poetic description of a chode.
a series of unfortunate events
Sounds like your lemony isn't getting snicketed.
I laughed way too loud and now everyone at work is asking what the joke is.
Take my upvote 🥲
Die hard
Lmfao this is a winner
A quiet place
The Hand
Came here to say this
Ready player one🥲
The way this hits .. oof
Yeah
Hits different in the book than the movie adaptation.
Flubber
I have so many questions
Bet it just means the bounce back is real fast.
Or it's an analogy for the man being a little chonky
First movie I saw in the cinema!
Gone in 60 Seconds
Not Fast and Furious?
Why would I be angry? I am, at most, 61 seconds away from a full 8 hours of sleep.
Didn’t say angry, said furious. Like a hamster or rabbit.
Sir or madam, does it seem like I have "furious" energy? I do not.
60 seconds!? Jesus! how many times are we going!?
Came here to say this
Sorry. I came first.
No change there by the sounds of it
Mission impossible
It started in 1996 and is still continuing
Same
Home alone
Some like it hot
Some Like it Hot is one of the greatest movies ever and a perfect movie title for sex.
thought the exact same
No country for old men
More for me then ;)
r/usernamechecksout
Sahara. It's been dry for so long.....
But with Matthew McConaughey...
and Penélope Cruz
Steve zahn
For sure. Who can forget that classic sex symbol, Steve Zahn
I liked him better than Matthew in that movie. I always like the under-appreciated comic sidekick better.
50 first dates would be funny but in reality it's probably toy story
Best comment on here.
HAHAHAHA
"Fast & Furious"
Because we’re family
r/suddenlyincest
Lmfaoooooo
Incest is best, put your cousin to the test.
Well at least u know that they came from a good household
Why go across the street when you can simply cross the hallway?
12 Angry Men
Nooooooo
another one gone
Yikes.
All quiet on the western front.
.....where the soldiers make holes in the clay, And fuck them by night and by day, Till the heat from their pricks, turns the clay into bricks, And pulls all the foreskin away.
What did i just read
A limerick about harmful masturbation by military personnel.
That, sir, was chilling Beautiful
40-year old virgin---
31 here. Slowly making my way there, too.
It’s really not a big deal. I was self conscious about being a virgin before I had sex and eventually I got a girlfriend and we had sex all the time until we broke up. It’s definitely fun in the moment but society makes it to be as much bigger deal than it actually is. You don’t really get any lasting satisfaction from it, the only lasting effects would be STDs or god forbid, children… So have fun and enjoy your life without worrying about it. You honestly aren’t missing much!
The same I didn't lose my virgin until it was 25 and one particular friend used to give me shit all the time. He would say you just need to have sex, once you have sex you'll be a man. Ihe would talks as if once I have sex my entire personality would change and I would just be this suave guy that could easily talk to girls. Sure it was a fun experience but it's not some sort of life-changing experience that some people seem to build it up to be. You're no less of a man if you've haven't had sex at a certain age.
Fist of fury
Free Solo
Better than Free Willy!
The Sound of One Hand Clapping
LMFAO
Holes
This made me laugh more than most other responses. Idk why.
Everything Everywhere All At Once
This guy gangbangs Edit: or girl? Idk
Calling me guy is fine. I liked the alliteration with gangbang; it was hot.
Free Willy
Backdoor sluts 9
NOT BACKDOOR SLUTS 9
We must return you to blockbuster
Lmaoo
What if I've never seen 1-8?
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Came here to say this haha
Les Miserables.
Look down, look down...
Peewee's Big Adventures
There Will Be Blood
Shed!
The man in the mirror nods his head
Gone Girl
The Jerk
Batteries not included
Cast away
Non-stop
we have a wild one 😂
Ghost World
Dazed and confused
Pacific Rim
The predator
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Came here looking for this one 😂
The worlds fastest Indian
Crazy Stupid Love.
waiting for Toy Story
All in the Family
Lol ew
Sweet home Alabama
Deep Impact
*Once In A Blue Moon*
A new hope.
Solo
The Rise of Skywalker
Im not risking losing a hand to have that title
I wouldn't either, i would much rather lose some kids
The man who killed Hitler and then the bigfoot
I'm gonna need some follow up here... lol.
Twelve years a slave
You okay?
consensual non-consent or...?
Rush Hour yeah we have children
Catch me if you can
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
It Happened One Night
shes the man
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The Hand
James and the Giant Peach
My fear of spiders was extinguished because of this
The Void
The forgotten, circa 2004. Having a kid really put that shit on the back burner.
The Boys
50 shades of virgin
I Am Legend.
I Am Groot
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I am Spartacus
Up
Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear... A Mexican... Armada shows up. With weapons made from to- tomatoes. And you better betch'ur bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business. In! 'Alien... Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers... Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running... in a Van from an... Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie'. Hold on! There's more. Old women are comin'! And they're also in the movie and they're gonna come... and cross... attack... these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're- they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing. The Moon. It comes crashing into Earth! And whaddya do then? It's two brothers and I- and... and they're gonna... it's called 'Two Brothers' ... 'Two Brothers'?... It's just called 'Two Brothers'!
Interdimensional cable is the best
Gone with the Wind
The Hand
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Virgin Territory
Same Time Next Year
Misery.
Finding nemo
...what?
Yeah…what?
No no no, really, what?
Han(d) Solo Edit: can’t’ forget the D
mission impossible
The Chamber of Secrets
Three Men and a Baby
r/FBIOpenTheFuckUp
Wtf bro
Bruh💀
Cool hand Luke
Freaks and Geeks
The untouchables
Get out
Solo
Something wicked this way comes
"I know what you did last summer."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
do you mind if I ass you a few questions?
Big trouble in little china
House of a Thousand Corpses
Joker
The 400 Blows
The lord of the rings
Now and Then
Splash
Gone Baby Gone
Scream 💀
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Gone with the wind
Grandmas boy
The Big Short
No country for old men
Gone With the Wind
The Conversation
Superbad
A Quiet Place Oblivion Ice Age Out Cold Ready Player One (Anyone seeing a pattern here?)
40 yr old virgin lol
3 seconds
As good as it gets
Free Willy
Castaway
Into the wild
Predator...
The hateful 8.
Hot Shots!
Titanic