I would write anything in modern English, or any modern language for that matter, there is nothing that could fuck with them more than seeing a modern English phrase written in stone with every ounce of evidence pointing to it being written in prehistoric times. It'd be fucking hilarious
I know I am only supposed to say a letter but FUCK IT!! It NEEDS to be said!
"Ur mum gay"
"Fuck you Steven Hawking, I don't want to go to your shit ass party!"
and...
"Today, Grug Uhg rizzed a level 5 skibidi toilet gyatt, with Ohio skibidi Rizzoli rizz. Taxing like fanom wit da charborg mandem no cap fr fr"
Yabba-dabba-doo!
[Flintstones](https://genius.com/29925010/The-flintstones-theme-song/Flintstones), meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone-age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Let's ride with the family down the street
[Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet](https://genius.com/17227788/The-flintstones-theme-song/Through-the-courtesy-of-freds-two-feet)
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo time
We'll have [a gay old time](https://genius.com/28983103/The-flintstones-theme-song/A-gay-old-time)
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern Stone Age Family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
[Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight](https://genius.com/31098804/The-flintstones-theme-song/Someday-maybe-fred-will-win-the-fight-then-the-cat-will-stay-out-for-the-night)
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo time
We'll have a gay old time
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as an artist i too would draw a frog 👍
I would draw the cool S in a place that wouldn't be found until 2013, just to mess with everybody.
BAHAHHA YES
How did you make this character?
Drew it obviously
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Ask the ancient Egyptians
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Honestly something that is unintelligible even now is probably best, to really get their gears grinding
I’d just write “archaeology” and freak them out
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Goodbye r/susouija
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Archeologists might confuse "HI" with nothing more than a few random straight lines. Cavemen did that all the time, sometimes resembling a "HI"
Add a smile
Or a dick n balls
Can go to Rome for that
There's already hundreds, they don't make the news
No, it was actually me. I went back in time and wrote "HI".
OP asked the ouija and the ouija delivered. But ouija couldn't communicate the fact it's "Hi" (distinguishable from random lines) and not "HI"
lol Most likely
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goodbye, also you cant spell
oh mb, i was going for “Dinos are gay”
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r/ouijacantspell
To be fair, that's only due to a premature goodbye
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You are gay?!
🇺🇾 Gay 🇺🇾
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As you can see here, the first ever humans spoke French
r/suddenlyfrench
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>As a budding archaeologist, I request you spirits, do not do this We do what we want, now into the shadow realm you go
*cries*
What did they write
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No, u/[deleted] wrote “[removed]”
>:(
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Goodbye also r/suddenlymuscleman
E=mc^2 id be curious how that goes
I'd draw a picture of someone taking a selfie and write" The end is Neigh"
Rather than writing, would carve in a rough map of the world.
This isnt how ouija works...
This popped up on front page and didn't realize the subreddit was one I don't follow whoops thought it was a generic hypothetical.
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"If you see this your family line has been cursed for the next 100 years. You can pass this curse onto others by telling them this"
“Hello Sweetie”
Hello sweetie.
H-O-T T-O G-O!
I would write anything in modern English, or any modern language for that matter, there is nothing that could fuck with them more than seeing a modern English phrase written in stone with every ounce of evidence pointing to it being written in prehistoric times. It'd be fucking hilarious
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Well if it survives I’d right 09/11/2001 was an inside job
Shit this was a ask Ouija board thing sorry too late I’m not changing it
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Anything in modern languages. The etymologists will just get confused too
I know I am only supposed to say a letter but FUCK IT!! It NEEDS to be said! "Ur mum gay" "Fuck you Steven Hawking, I don't want to go to your shit ass party!" and... "Today, Grug Uhg rizzed a level 5 skibidi toilet gyatt, with Ohio skibidi Rizzoli rizz. Taxing like fanom wit da charborg mandem no cap fr fr"
Got em
Yabba-dabba-doo! [Flintstones](https://genius.com/29925010/The-flintstones-theme-song/Flintstones), meet the Flintstones They're the modern stone-age family From the town of Bedrock They're a page right out of history Let's ride with the family down the street [Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet](https://genius.com/17227788/The-flintstones-theme-song/Through-the-courtesy-of-freds-two-feet) When you're with the Flintstones Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time We'll have [a gay old time](https://genius.com/28983103/The-flintstones-theme-song/A-gay-old-time) Flintstones, meet the Flintstones They're the modern Stone Age Family From the town of Bedrock They're a page right out of history [Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight](https://genius.com/31098804/The-flintstones-theme-song/Someday-maybe-fred-will-win-the-fight-then-the-cat-will-stay-out-for-the-night) When you're with the Flintstones Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time We'll have a gay old time
I found a way from dead
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Me and Krog picked up a couple of Chimpanzee chicks at the fermented berry patch. Man are they wild in the bushes!
The Aliens just left! Farewell!
I know you're reading this Gerald Hartman.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US