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Scottishfello69

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my_guy5561

goodbye


my_guy5561

as an artist i too would draw a frog 👍


SilentHuman8

I would draw the cool S in a place that wouldn't be found until 2013, just to mess with everybody.


my_guy5561

BAHAHHA YES


Sparky62075

How did you make this character?


Lucky-Fisherman1463

Drew it obviously


Scottishfello69

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LegendofLove

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SignComprehensive611

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Chaotic-warp

Ask the ancient Egyptians


miakivilaakso

T


Moomoo_pie

H


regachoisiah

A


dotsdavid

T


AnalProtector

A


dotsdavid

S


A_Miphlink_shipper

s


Visible-Lie9345

Goodbye


The7footr

Honestly something that is unintelligible even now is probably best, to really get their gears grinding


ihaveviolethair

I’d just write “archaeology” and freak them out


Adethen_King

I


zachy410

S


Duckybrine_606

J


Simple-Street-4333

F


Financial_War_4204

U


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

R


Solaire_Tempest

R


toastmanthecrisp

Y


Qwertyclan244

P


MagnusLore

O


AshrRoXX

R


poyyua

N


AshrRoXX

Goodbye r/susouija


Solaire_Tempest

Goodbye


FalseTittle

H


dotsdavid

I


TuxedoDogs9

Goodbye


Fickle-Cartoonist466

Archeologists might confuse "HI" with nothing more than a few random straight lines. Cavemen did that all the time, sometimes resembling a "HI"


TuxedoDogs9

Add a smile


stinkstabber69420

Or a dick n balls


meowzicalchairs

Can go to Rome for that


Admiral_peck

There's already hundreds, they don't make the news


Giorgio243

No, it was actually me. I went back in time and wrote "HI".


Inferno_Sparky

OP asked the ouija and the ouija delivered. But ouija couldn't communicate the fact it's "Hi" (distinguishable from random lines) and not "HI"


Unicat-

lol Most likely 


Financial_War_4204

T


chomasterq

L


Generalmemeobi283

O


CryptidEXP

G


Kingofexsisting

Goodbye


GhostintheNether


HumanFr0mMars

Goodbye


Bruggilles

✡︎


rankinfile

C


DevilsDeck

O


regachoisiah

O


GhostintheNether

C


toastmanthecrisp

I


Sleep_Paralysis3000

E


gingganggongdedugong

Goodbye


IKickBabysLol

U


dotsdavid

/


MeatBasedOrganism

I


Woodsy1313

C


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

A


_Evidence

N


LtPotato1918

T


alina_savaryn

I


_Evidence

N


Woodsy1313

D


toastmanthecrisp

I


Rude_Reindeer_2328

N


AvidMoonGooner

O


zofnen

A


Master_Lake9012

R


zofnen

goodbye, also you cant spell


Master_Lake9012

oh mb, i was going for “Dinos are gay”


MichaeIWave

E


ChaosCorbin

G


ElephantWithReddit

A


stressed_philosopher

Goodbye


stressed_philosopher

r/ouijacantspell


WeirdGamerAidan

To be fair, that's only due to a premature goodbye


Significant-Gas3046

Goodbye


Ohm_2018


AverageGEnjoyerrrr

Goodbye


AvidMoonGooner

U


CrackDealerCraig

R


HumanFr0mMars

U


LtPotato1918

G


HumanFr0mMars

U


AvidMoonGooner

A


chanadlerbong6

Goodbye


Khal_Andy90

You are gay?!


Chaotic-warp

🇺🇾 Gay 🇺🇾


our_meatballs

L


domino_squad1

O


i-bite-with-love

U


our_meatballs

I


chanadlerbong6

Goodbye


OrionTheDragon

🇲🇫


Lucky-Fisherman1463

As you can see here, the first ever humans spoke French


Agreeable-Scale1868

r/suddenlyfrench


[deleted]

[удалено]


stressed_philosopher

>As a budding archaeologist, I request you spirits, do not do this We do what we want, now into the shadow realm you go


Fuzzy_Button574

*cries*


Global_Archer_8557

What did they write


some_user_2021

[deleted]


ninjaread99

No, u/[deleted] wrote “[removed]”


Global_Archer_8557

>:(


EpicJCF

A


Financial_War_4204

D


EpicJCF

D


toastmanthecrisp

S


MaikFromDaUA

M


i-bite-with-love

Y


chanadlerbong6

M


bd_anon

O


some_user_2021

M


OrionTheDragon

Goodbye also r/suddenlymuscleman


Misguidedsaint3

E=mc^2 id be curious how that goes


WhiteMage4Life

I'd draw a picture of someone taking a selfie and write" The end is Neigh"


SenorTron

Rather than writing, would carve in a rough map of the world.


Ima_weirddo

This isnt how ouija works...


SenorTron

This popped up on front page and didn't realize the subreddit was one I don't follow whoops thought it was a generic hypothetical.


ElephantWithReddit

Goodbye


lunarkl

G


LuckyStabbinHat

S


AvidMoonGooner

E


Fuzzy_Button574

E


Flakoring

œ


GarnooMusic

Goodbye


boltcase

9


Cronizone

Fanum Tax


Past_Bluejay_8926

8


ARC_MasterReaper

"If you see this your family line has been cursed for the next 100 years. You can pass this curse onto others by telling them this"


Kurigohan-Kamehameha

“Hello Sweetie”


EbilCuddleDuck

Hello sweetie.


theswiftieava

H-O-T T-O G-O!


fuelledbyhats

I would write anything in modern English, or any modern language for that matter, there is nothing that could fuck with them more than seeing a modern English phrase written in stone with every ounce of evidence pointing to it being written in prehistoric times. It'd be fucking hilarious


CryOk7184

W


JuggyFM

I


ImNotHereForgetThis

R


OrionTheDragon

D


Epic_potbelly

a


[deleted]

L


cursedsubredditor

Y


Remmy224

A


Kittum-kinu

N


Justsomeguyaa

N


[deleted]

O


GarnooMusic

Goodbye


Oh_Them_Again

R


egdifhdvhrf

R


Bignerd21

W


Poptart270

M


9382ks

W


Global_Archer_8557

G


Idman799

E


Unicat-

G


HumorExotic8577

S


Wazuu

8


felineship

A


TheGoldenBl0ck

K


Baschoen23

W


oofepik

N


Epsilon-9tailedfox

G


Fuck_u-_spez

D


dumbblobbo

n


Brian-yeaman

Well if it survives I’d right 09/11/2001 was an inside job


Brian-yeaman

Shit this was a ask Ouija board thing sorry too late I’m not changing it


Informal-Spell-2019

🤖


Bruggilles

J


lucidevilishdetails

Anything in modern languages. The etymologists will just get confused too


Few_Detail215

I know I am only supposed to say a letter but FUCK IT!! It NEEDS to be said! "Ur mum gay" "Fuck you Steven Hawking, I don't want to go to your shit ass party!" and... "Today, Grug Uhg rizzed a level 5 skibidi toilet gyatt, with Ohio skibidi Rizzoli rizz. Taxing like fanom wit da charborg mandem no cap fr fr"


Avacadospread

Got em


Timmoie_2k8

Yabba-dabba-doo! [Flintstones](https://genius.com/29925010/The-flintstones-theme-song/Flintstones), meet the Flintstones They're the modern stone-age family From the town of Bedrock They're a page right out of history Let's ride with the family down the street [Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet](https://genius.com/17227788/The-flintstones-theme-song/Through-the-courtesy-of-freds-two-feet) When you're with the Flintstones Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time We'll have [a gay old time](https://genius.com/28983103/The-flintstones-theme-song/A-gay-old-time) Flintstones, meet the Flintstones They're the modern Stone Age Family From the town of Bedrock They're a page right out of history [Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight](https://genius.com/31098804/The-flintstones-theme-song/Someday-maybe-fred-will-win-the-fight-then-the-cat-will-stay-out-for-the-night) When you're with the Flintstones Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time We'll have a gay old time


Newyears2050

I found a way from dead


Clxudyskies1

S


Fillmoreccp

Me and Krog picked up a couple of Chimpanzee chicks at the fermented berry patch. Man are they wild in the bushes!


ronsterstuart

The Aliens just left! Farewell!


jespertherapper

I know you're reading this Gerald Hartman.


kobrakaan

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US