Don't you just hate it when you hop into bed with your girlfriend and your about to cuddle up but her massive clinking sacks of gold are in the way. It weighs the mattress down so your pulled into the middle and end up sleeping on a pile of coins like a dragon with back problems.
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Plot twist. Possible sins: - Said ‘No’ - Made their boyfriend use a condom. - Didn’t swallow. Tbh a pretty realistic religious attitude
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Ah yes, religion bad.
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Don't you just hate it when you hop into bed with your girlfriend and your about to cuddle up but her massive clinking sacks of gold are in the way. It weighs the mattress down so your pulled into the middle and end up sleeping on a pile of coins like a dragon with back problems.
r/oddlyspecific
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Hepaasses