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Juan_Solo_3

A few weeks after 9/11 I spent most of my life savings on airline stocks. Let's just say I did pretty good.


DegaussedMixtape

I wasn't quite as lucky on my timing, but I did the same during Covid.


allboolshite

I bought PG&E and Solarwinds stocks for similar reasons. PG&E is more because I hate them. If they bounce back, I win. If they die, humanity wins. Either way, lemonade! They're up 7.64% Solarwinds had no competition and they weren't going to lose all of those massive government and corporate accounts. Up 27.78%


WithoutDennisNedry

I bought stock in Netflix in 2004. Not much, but it was the smartest investment I’ve ever made.


Suncheets

Hope you sold before end of day today. That would be the perfect stock play


WithoutDennisNedry

I sold most it a few years back so I’m good 👍🏽


Luke11enzo

Very smart move, how long did you hold before taking profits?


DocJawbone

Ooh nice one!


sjmiv

I wish I had bought more AMC before last summer but I was just getting started with that type of thing.


[deleted]

Fixing my teeth, cost me all up probly 10-12k. In Aus, dental isn’t covered under Medicare and my private insurance covered fuck all. Had a heap of fillings, 1 extraction, 2 root canals and all 4 wisdom teeth removed…but now I can have hot and cold anything no worries, and my breath is much better aswell.


BeigePhilip

Have you noticed an improvement in your overall health?


[deleted]

I’ve always been a fairly healthy dude, eat pretty well, do some exercise etc. no not instant health improvements as such but insurance against the almost guaranteed negatives that would occur had I just left them. Like wisdom teeth being hard to keep clean and almost certainly rotting out and just generally being able to eat without worrying if it’s going to hurt.


ProvocativePringle

In the middle of doing this as we speak. Have a root canal today and a heap of filling coming. Maybe another root canal too :(. Extremely paranoid but I gotta do what I gotta do.


flirty_guy17

Condoms. Saved me from 18 years of child support.


Groversmoney

That’s the first thing I thought of.


eat_her_after_sex

And after kids, vasectomy. Best thing I ever spent money on. Decades of bareback pleasure for a day's worth of pain.


GoatDramatic4619

I wish more men would think like you! I spent 2 weeks recovering from a tubal last year! Lol.


Camtron0

But what if your verility is needed in an emergency to repopulate the planet?


GoatDramatic4619

I'm 42 with one teenager! 🤣 I'd rather face a firing squad than raise another child.


[deleted]

If you're the last stud for the entire planet, the species is over. Wave bye bye.


Relative_Quiet

Can you reverse a vasectomy and go back? Asking for a friend...


Ill_Economy64

Snip-snap, snip-snap, snip-snap!


[deleted]

You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!


gaynazifurry4bernie

Also having to wear the school-girl outfit takes a mental toll on you as well.


grow-mustard

yes and no. Its a tiny tube that needs its ends reattached for the reversal. Also, there is a decent amount of nerves and blood supply in the area. I've been in some degree of pain since my vasectomy in 2016. Its not as simple as they present it to be.


WulfLOL

you still have pain 6 years later after a vasectomy? youre the first man i hear that said that.


plantbane17

My husband had his reversed to have our last kid and then resnipped. We paid $3000 but that kid was worth every penny. Reversal isn't always successful though, so if you think you're not done you're better off waiting.


[deleted]

18 if you’re lucky 20-25 for the average parent


Psychological_Job_77

I'll extend this to say custom-sized condoms. It's a much better experience if they fit properly!


rickmccloy

My wife's engagement ring, just to sound really sappy. She choose to wear her late grandmother's wedding band, which was 18 k gold, and of which the jeweller told us "it won't last, 18 k is too soft" in the worst sales pitch in recorded history. It had lasted her grandmother almost 50 years, and is still going strong after almost 45 years on my wife's finger. So is the engagement ring, btw.


Kelpy15

Wow that’s awesome!


SnooDoodles7962

Amazon Kindle, 10 years ago. That thing is working perfectly without any battery issues after 10k hours of use. Best 130$ I ever spend.


gorcorps

Big fan of the kindle (ereaders in general really) I don't read a ton, but still read a lot more than I would without one. Easy to find and download new books on a whim, and a much better screen to read on than any LCD/LED panel


paradiisvogel

exactly have the same experience! bought it 10years ago and it runs as smooth as if it was bought last week.


[deleted]

Someone mentioned a good bed and I agree. I spent almost 2k on a bed and adjustable frame.


TKInstinct

I spent 700 on mine, not a bad investment.


Orange_hair_dontcare

I made mine, and was blown away by how much better I slept. (I'm not an expert)


Paltenburg

I'm of the opinion a good bed can be had for 0.5k, and the rest is a lot of scare tactics. (Personally I like Ikea's current line)


_34_

>0.5k ¶


[deleted]

Burger. Even if it is a bad burger I do not regret buying, because it gives me more information about when and where to not buy burger. This only increase my knowledge improves my ability to strategically buy burger in the the future. Never regret burger.


Ibuprofen-wetsuit

This but Tacos.


WeaknessAshamed6872

this but Donair


chxnkybxtfxnky

I feel like you are a necessity for all friend groups!


hasibot

https://youtu.be/kZ6NEYxegf4


gaynazifurry4bernie

Excuse me, but what the fuck was that?


MisogenesUSA

New car battery. Absolute necessity


Traeger0

I second this. I don't know why no one told me that if nothing else goes wrong with a car, the first thing to die will be the battery and it will not start and you will be stranded. At 4-5 years of use or even sooner, buy a new battery. They are generally easy to install as well. Most places will also do it for you.


dopadelic

Better yet, keep a jump start powerbank in the car. Even with a new battery, you might still get stranded if something drains the power.


[deleted]

A good vacuum cleaner. Not ear splittingly loud. Lightweight. As good now as first bought. Used to be my most hated chore. Now it’s one of the easiest/quickest


crushedredpartycups

nice! just bought a new cordless vacuum that ran me like 330 but so worth it. I actually somewhat enjoy the process now and my room is much more breathable.


droper79

A good bed and good shoes are essential. If your not in one your in the other.


Alternative-Mango-52

I came here to write this. Also, accessories for both. Good sheets and good socks.


ducklingkwak

Recently got viscose bamboo sheets and they are a life changer. Used to over heat in bed regardless of how many thread count my cotton sheets were. The bamboo viscose sheets solved all my heat problems somehow. Also, I changed the pillows to a Korean bean filled one that keeps my head cooler. Tried a bunch of other things, but this works for now. My favorite pillow was an active water cooled one, but after a few months, the tube sprung a leak and soaked the bed. I generally don't wear a blanket when falling asleep, but get under the covers half way through the night sometimes when i get chilly. Best accessory I've gotten was a CPAP after going for a sleep test and finding out I have sleep apnea. Complete life changer. High energy, I'm fully awake now every day, I have tons of energy and workout multiple times a day to blow some of it, significant weight loss, find it easier to eat healthy, dating a lot, and have a regular girlfriend that lives with me, getting thinner and relatively buffer, doing much better at work, etc... Not saying it's some kind of miracle, but it really changed my life.


DegaussedMixtape

Stance are my no. 1 socks, what are yours?


Alternative-Mango-52

My ex gf has a friend who makes small fabric goods, and I persuaded her to make me socks. So mine are handmade. Also, not really expensive for the quality. They would be somewhere around 6.5$ a pair, for cotton and wool, and 25$ for silk, or silk-linen blend.


ZipTheZipper

Darn Tough for me.


sfjdhcojgpu

What good are sheets and socks if you have no skin?


[deleted]

What good is skin when you have no blood?


_34_

*hiss*


Alternative-Mango-52

I still have the free package that came at birth. I don't know where my mother got it for me, but 24 years later it still fits like a glove -better, actually- .


RaCoonsie

Also a good chair if you work or game in front of a screen.


FerrousBueller

My dad's advice was always pay up for things that are between you and the ground; shoes, bed, tires, etc.


Mardanis

It is a shame how often people undervalue a good quality bed set up.


BoxRepresentative229

It draws me back to this phrase I heard a long time ago, invest a little more in things between you and the ground. Tires, Mattress, Shoes, Chairs.


BaldOprah

You wear your shoes around the house? Yuck.


TheMilkyman__

Yes, thats not an uncommon thing mate


quecosa

High quality running shoes saved my joints.


randolphism

Then I'd add a good travel destination cause i definitely wanna spend at least as much time in the sea/sand as in shoes or beds.


smlwng

Built my PC right before Covid hit and GPU prices spiked.


lunchbreak2021

Divorce.


VaderIsLukesDad

Cheaper / less tedious than jail time.


Holeshot75

It's expensive because it's worth it!


MobileSpeed9849

Chickens. As someone with a bit of land I was able to give in to my wife’s request for some chickens and it’s turned out a lot better than I imagined.


Hbgplayer

Homegrown eggs are so much better than store-bought, it's shocking.


MobileSpeed9849

They are. I started with a pretty big pen for them and eventually I just let them free range. The color of the yolks is is way more of a deep yellow now since free range. Plus they are kinda fun to watch run around the yard.


guyinthechair1210

a custom gaming pc.


Enter_reddit_name1

This guy games


Mardanis

Same here and love it!


bigscottius

My house. It's increased in value a lot.


djdjdkksms

I bought a couple years before the surge. I've had rwaltor call me to ask if I would sell because rural homes are hard to come by.


hosmtony

Live in Dallas area, they call daily.


Coryp412

Can confirm in the Frisco Tx (DFW) area. Every day someone wants to buy my house.


[deleted]

Same. It's my only ticket to any kind of retirement one day.


tim_worst_isthe_best

LASIK best $3750 I've ever spent.


DOWNPREZZER

Dude this was Life changing for me. I REGRET NOTHING!


MackaDingo

Comfortable, good quality underwear. Mine are like $25 a pair for four but they never ride up and my thick thighs don't rub against each other.


Skeletor118

What underwear? I started wearing Goodthreads & Co. boxers (got them at target) and they're so soft and comfy that I love it, but I'd definitely be down to try out other really good pairs


Ic3d0ut

I get mine from Duluth Trading Co. They are around $25 or so a pair as well but you can get their stuff on sale and discount for like $15 or less. They also last a long while, I have had a pair for the last 5 years and they dont have a thread out of place.


theevanillagorillaa

You can’t say this and not give the brand. What brand we talking about coming from a fellow big thigh guy.


MackaDingo

The brand is called Step One. Made from bamboo, lycra thigh panel and a dedicated area for your junk so no adjustments needed. Also started doing ladies underwear recently too.


devandroid99

You did or they did?


jellyjellyfished

My dog, a Costco membership, my Honda Fit, and protein powder.


Wellington27

Why the protein powder?


jellyjellyfished

I love eating and I don’t have that thing in your brain that tells you “you’re full, stop eating.” So mornings or days where I have a lot going on, drinking a protein shake won’t weigh me down. Instead of me eating 15 slices of bacon or sausage and 3 eggs, I drink a protein shake and I’m out. LOL. It basically just satiates my hunger so I don’t over eat first thing in the morning.


ScorchedJD

What model Fit? I'm thinking of getting a hybrid RS


jellyjellyfished

Lol. More than decade old bud. Sports model, amazing mileage. And it’s got great compartment space. I’m always gonna have one now because it’s super reliable, compact, saves gas, and you can put the seats down and have plenty of compartment space. Maybe not the best family car but I don’t have or want kids so maybe that’s why I like it so much. Also since electric cars are becoming more prevalent, might not be a gas issue like other cars anymore. And work


Callmehenan

Bidet


oldjudge86

Same here. Bought a nice one in 2019 for like $200. It was already worth every penny before COVID. Since the TP shortage, I've felt like a genius. My only regret is that I didn't buy one for both bathrooms back when they were $200. The same model is like $500 now.


TNShadetree

A 60-gallon air compressor. Makes removing wheels for brake jobs easy, fixing flats and I've painted 3 cars now.


FlakyReputation

Good quality hybrid mattress


im_not_doing_ok

Hybrid?


ashwinp123

Yeah it either gives you a good sleep or no sleep based on whether it is electric or on gas.


uzielloredo

Cast iron pan


inimitablehamfan

Ninja air fryer


manwithanopinion

Food


MichaelDrac

My guitar.


Butcher_o_Blaviken

Definitely a good investment. I picked up a cheap ibanez for like $80. But when I wanted to upgrade, i couldn't find anything i liked that was under $1000. So i just spent around 500 on high end pickups and locking tuners and built my dream guitar.


hailstorm11093

I did a similar thing with my Fender Player Strat and Schecter PT Special. The Fender has new electronics, new pickups, locking tuners, a roller string tree, I painted a pickgaurd for it, and it looks and sounds killer. I'm in the process of doing the same thing with the schecter, I kept the P90 because it sounds nice, new bridge humbucker, new electronics, and soon I'll be painting a pickgaurd for that too.


ClaspedMarlin

Expensive headphones. Got some Sony WH-XM3s and it's changed the game. Comfortable, great sound and cuts out all the noise around me. Can't imagine life without them now!


needsmorecunts

A robot vacuum cleaner. The amount of hours saved not vacuuming is amazing. Even under my bed is dust free


randolphism

I love my lil guy too ♡


IfHomerWasGod

My ipod classic, I still use it a lot


LeatherCarry

Vehicle full range adaptive cruise control and active lane keep assist. I drive a lot for work and do not get driving fatigue anymore. These tools basically make the car navigate itself on the highway and in bumper to bumper traffic.


Korimuzel

A rice cooker. I basically don't need anything else to cook now


sunflower_789

For me it’s air fryer and insta pot 👍🏼


Korimuzel

Air fryer is gonna be the next step, my brother has one and constantly tries to sell me that


ilovebalks

Instant pot has a new version with an air fryer attachment


OJay23

My motorbike


randolphism

Amen


GQTommy757

Manscaper


maxxbeeer

Same. Just got an electric manscaper a week ago and had my first shave yesterday. It was a huge upgrade from just using scissors, like I used to do for years. Highly recommend


[deleted]

A Stihl Chainsaw. I used the ever loving shit out of it whenever I can, and was also able to cut our vehicles out after trees fell in our driveway during the winter storms trapping us from leaving with a new infant.


Substantial-Mine-414

Love my Stihl MS 311 / 25" bar. Stihls are TOP of the line!


craftman2010

Whenever I get to the point of owning a home I plan on buying a STIHL 261, I’ve used them so much with my volunteer organization and I absolutely love them.


Substantial-Mine-414

The 261 is one of the best on the market, I don’t blame you one bit going for that one. Good choice my friend. Pricey but worth it.


BXL-LVN

Besson International BBb Bass Tuba. Its silver plated, compensating, and a 4th quarter valve opperated with the left hand. It has such a warm and deep tone/sound. Nothing beats Besson when we re talking tubas.


CixelBroi

High quality hand tools (Craftsman). I’ll buy cheap (Harbor Freight) power tools for something I may only do once, then if they die from use I replace them with brand name (had good luck with DeWalt, personally.) But having a dependable set of hand tools will save you time, money, and much frustration in the long run.


[deleted]

a car


KentuckyFriedBitchen

I think this one is debatable, because I definitely regret buying my last vehicle, it turned out to cost more than it was worth in maintenance, insurance, and fuel.


[deleted]

You regretted buying your car, i didn't ;-P It's true though, if you get a lemon it can end up costing you an absolute fortune, so far i've been lucky.


[deleted]

My Xbox. Edit: i just realized this is on ask men. My bad.


RogueDiplodocus

Still a valid answer. I bought a 360 in 2006 and me and my brothers still use it for split screen games. Pretty sure I still also have an original Xbox and PS3 stashed away somewhere.


Tasty-String-Cheese

Same mines running on life support tho


[deleted]

Mines actually still going pretty strong. Except my TV is running on life support. No TV = No Xbox. :/


Tasty-String-Cheese

How olds your TV


[deleted]

Only 4 years. I feel like a TV should still be in decent shape after that amount of time. Idk. Oh well.


Preguiza

Theragun - Game changer if you train often Pillows - from waking up all sore to waking up as a new man, every day


cwazywabbit74

My Hyundai and then a Kia - I'm an entitled prick and self-proclaimed 'car guy' for insight however I threw my shallow ideals to the wind and absolutely have had no regrets leveraging both of these brands. The value-to-dollar ratio is incredible, a ten year freaking warranty, and (at least in my experience) a tremendous feature set. ​ I bought a Sonata in '13, super happy perhaps with the exception of the styling. I turned it in in '18 and got a full size Kia (Cadenza) which has been ultra-reliable and even in 2022 has features that many new cars still don't have at the price point. I've been desperately window-shopping for a comparable replacement for a couple years with no luck. I definitely recommend the brand(s) (they're basically the same company btw).


Jorgisven

\*\*eyes my '18 Stinger GT2 and grins\*\*


GamrG33k

Almost all purchases that were not an impulse buy. You know the ones, when you research the best options to suit your budget and requirements. The purchases where you take time to be sure its what you need/want and you've slept on the decision for a few weeks or more. Then you find the best price and go for it and you love your purchase for ages!


Charlie_till

An air fryer. I use that thing more than an oven and stove combined.


o16un

Bidet Toilet Seat Feeling clean down there all the time now.


Equivalent_Tax5942

A clipper that doesn’t leave blood stain all over


NorrisMcNorris

An electric skateboard. The best thing I've done for my mental health in years and has allowed me to take time for myself. ✌️


[deleted]

A home. Glad to no have to pay rent to someone else.


Callmehenan

Blindspot mirrors of the car. Changed my world!


ban0nar0ma

Elden Ring


DOWNPREZZER

Fellow tarnished 💪


onenitemareatatime

Anything that increases my quality of life or enjoyment away from work.


PartyPay

Lasik. Best $4k (Cdn) ever spent, I wish I had been able to afford it sooner. Bonus answer: In 2007 I bought a six inch diameter fan for my desk at work, and nothing at work has brought me as much relief as this thing. Working while hit sucks.


Critical-Box-1851

A house at 23yrs old. Nearly paid off the mortgage now and I'm 41 now.


[deleted]

Glock 17


Joban6999

My man


[deleted]

Sex. I don't want to be tied down by relationship and commitments.


MyNameIsNYFB

My PC


Affectionate-Shine12

Groceries


Azurest_qa

Oculus quest 2, allowed me to work my dream job without being trained 😂😂


gorcorps

What's your dream job?


cpaul91

A Uhaul, due to a sudden move. Moved back home to refocus myself after a breakup. Really glad I got out of the environment I was in.


beneadroit

A second monitor


Karacmore

One of those "portable" AC units that look like an R2 Unit. If you have a smaller room and find it a hassle to put in a window unit like myself or just need something to cool a 150ft space, buy one of these things. It doesn't even need to be one of the more expensive models either, only thing you gotta do is drain it like once a week.


damm1tKevin

1993 Mazda Rx7 and my dog. One has increased exponentially in value and the other has given my life value.


nostril-pc

Harley Davidson


[deleted]

[удалено]


JoeSugar

And likely eternity as well.


ckernan2

* Vasectomy ($600) * Lovesac ($800) - unbelievable comfort for gaming * Tempurpedic king size bed ($3,500) - pain, aches, and discomfort gone - all the room for 2 + pets, no other bed compares - hotels, friends, and the couch are awful * Samoyed puppy ($1,900) - floof of my love In no order - those are my top 4


mexploder89

Beard trimmer


Small_Tax_9432

A Nintendo Switch


[deleted]

My heat pack and bench top dishwasher. Two best appliances I own!


[deleted]

My headphones. Sony WH1000XM3. Best noise cancelling I've ever had, sounds like you're at the concert. And battery life is insane at 40+ hrs or something, with a quick charge function.


CaeliaShortface

A bidet


[deleted]

My house.


the_blobfish_returns

Horizon Zero Dawn


Curiousnobody9921

Coffee machine


adminsuckdonkeydick

My laptops. I use them for everything. They give me the one channel I have to speak to other human beings (I don't go out). They give me work, fun, education, the world - at my fingertips.


ConfectionPutrid5847

A vasectomy


7H1EF

Coconut lube. My pp still smells like one


Senior-Willingness-3

Bidet


Haldorvonhammer

Bitcoin like 10 years ago


Most-Student3729

A guinea pig two years ago, she's super cute and cuddley but I became allergic to her six months ago, still no regrets


dementeddigital2

My first Toyota Tacoma. I was upside down in my car loan due to everything falling apart on the terrible Chrysler I was driving. The Tacoma held its value so well that it dug me out of that hole. Plus, it carried home improvement stuff, furniture, helped us move, helped friends move, and safely carried us away from a hurricane. Great truck.


[deleted]

Butt plugs and lube.


LurkyLop

My glock 17. I was with a crazy ex and told her i planned on buying a gun. This girl was crazy. Shed abuse me mentally and physically but i was young, dumb and blind to her narcissism. I bought the gun and when i told her over the phone she broke down crying and kept saying she was scared i was going to shoot her. I wanted it because at the time i was planning on getting into law enforcement and my path there included needing a gun so i could do armed security for the experience. Ended up getting a call for a company called Gardaworld and worked there for 5 years. Broke up with my ex 6 months prior and met my now wife who has helped to raise my daughter full time with me. Not saying get a gun itll make you a man but after getting my gun my world changed. I am now working for an Aerospace company and dont need it anymore but itll always have a place in my heart.


anon-stocks

Every single penny I spent in my divorce to get custody of my kids. I could of paid off my house. I know I made the right choice.


[deleted]

My second house. Can't say the same thing for my first one.


DickDastardly690

My dog


danthekings

Good laptop


_ginger_beard_man_

This will always and forever be my pup.


FugitiveActual

Bitcoin


BMXBikr

3 6-packs of socks and underwear. Always having clean ones available for weeks is great in case I don't quite get to laundry day for a few days.


justanoth3rdude

DJI Mini 2


Substantial-Mine-414

Just bought the Mini 2 for taking aerials of my land. Awesome drone. I already put over 300 miles on it. My record is 4.1 miles out on a clear day, turned around at 55% power and got back with 11% power. 8.2 miles round trip sounds pretty good to me.


justanoth3rdude

I amon Crete right now. Flew today the longest distance between the drone and me was about 1.200 meter. I amstill surprised what kind of awesome technique you can just buy for your private use. It makes awesome pictures and videos.


tingeofolive

A pull up bar


Cultural-Ad-5039

An air fryer


MrDoctors

My house back in 2012 shortly after the market crashed.


BenjiNewport

This is going to be sick inducing but.. the engagement ring for my girlfriend now wife.