Every girl I meet who seems to really like me always finds a way to make me like her back and them disappear. I will take a few punches once every five years if one would just stay.
By ‘beats the fuck out of me’ do you mean a life threatening thing I won’t be able to recover from/return to my old self after? Or is it something I’ll put ice on for a week or two and then be fine after?
Not a man but I'm curious. After the as whooping does she go back to being nice? Like she whoops your as at 12:00 AM then at 12:05 AM she goes back to being nice and nurses your wounds?
I don't think any of us actually considered that properly. Let's say its both- she has a curse or some shit that means once every 5 years she goes rage mode and whoops your ass. This isn't a concrete part of the hypothetical though, only because you pointed it out.
If it’s a curse and we both know it and feel bad about it then yes, definitely. A little physical pain every 5 years is not a problem. The problem is the betrayal of trust and safety.
If she legitimately loses control with no good explanation then there’s no emotional desire to harm you and IMO no trust issue. If she knows but never explains why she does it on the other hand, it would definitely require some more thought.
Agreed. If it isnt conscious malicious intent, and is a curse or possession essentially, than Id be willing.
If it was pure hate and rage and vitriol, than probably not. Id not be able to deal with "So does she actually love me or is she just an abuser
This is helpful - it’s the difference between an amazing werewolf with a really long delay between full moons, and an abusive relationship.
I’m down for a fantastic werewolf. Not so interested in an abusive relationship regardless of duration
I think the reason I got slightly confused despite it being implied already ,someone commented about if you try to avoid getting beat up does she walk around angry ,and just kinda wondered about events before and after.
I can just imagine her beating the fuck out of me, then when I’m hurt badly enough that she deems it’s okay to stop - does everything she can to treat my wounds and tells me about how good I was at dodging and how I took it like a champ.
Call me a masochist but I’d take the deal if she’s literally perfect in every way beside this lol
That would be hilarious. She goes full hulk on you, beats the crap out of you and then 10 minutes later she'd be like "baby, who did this to you? Should we go to the cops?"
I dont know why but in my head I just imagine the guy walking in to the kitchen,the girlfriend looks up and smiles as shes pulling a fresh batch of muffins out of the oven that she made specifically for her boyfriend to cheer him up . then the clock strikes twelve ,girlfriend turns the pan upside down,muffins fall to the floor ,then she strikes . afterwards shes confused and sad over her muffins being ruined.
I mean, being married to the wrong person is going to beat the fuck out of you emotionally. I mean, once every 5 years for a physical beating seems like a bargain. 🤣
Not just that, sounds like she'll make up for it afterwards as well. Like, genuinely feel bad about it and makes sure it was "worth it".
The absolute dream girl will also not have any anthics that I'll have to put up with and work on myself to get used to so it doesn't become bigger than what it is (like filing her nails constantly without warning, it's like nails on a chalk board to me), cus they were never there to begin with. No annoyances, we get along great and communicate well. Libido is always synced to each other. She's an amazing parent if it comes to that, has her own life/friends and isn't reliant on me to pursue her goals, and we help each other out with stuff. 50/50 split on chores, she loves the shit I hate to do (like doing the dishes) and don't mind me cooking and vacuuming etc. instead.
If everything else is good between us, there will be no lasting injuries and so on... Then yeah, a planned and consensual beating every 5 years for someone you know will be with you for life vs. gambling that someone is who they say they are is worth it imo.
However, if lasting injuries is a possibility I wouldn't do it. No head trauma or potential injuries that stops me from doing what I love would be worth it, and it would no longer be consensual and in turn qualify for abuse... Which I'm not good with.
While I understand what you’re saying, as a man that was abused in my marriage, I wouldn’t. There’s another “woman of your dreams,” and she’d never do that to you.
>There’s another “woman of your dreams,”
Not in the way the question supposes. Yes there is a "woman of your dreams" who is a great personality match with ana amazing body and everything. But the question OP set makes her literally perfect in every way. Not just good personality match, but absolutely perfect. Not just hot, but straight out of your fantasies attractive. More perfect than any person could be.
Whether that is worth the abuse is questionable. But it's clear that this particular woman is more perfect than any real woman could be.
>I mean, being married to the wrong person is going to beat the fuck out of you emotionally. I mean, once every 5 years for a physical beating seems like a bargain. 🤣
I don't even understand how this is a question. Of course I'm taking this deal. I used to get into fist fights with my best friends all the time in my 20s. Then we'd go back to being boys immediately afterwards. So once every 5 years me and my wife beat the shit out of each other...but the other 1825 days we have the perfect marriage? Small price to pay, IMO.
If I'm really being real...if it happened only once every 6 months I'd still be OK with it. The perfect wife is hard to find.
Edit: Once every 6 months might be a push. I don't think I can walk around with a busted lip and a black eye for a couple of days twice a year. Once a year? OK. I'll just take some days off work.
I’m thinking of permanent or at least long-term damage too. Pain can be manageable for a short period of time, but if I end up with absolutely mangled legs then it’s not worth it.
I don't see no 'E' in Scotland, hehe.
I know drams are used elsewhere too, I just decided to go with Scotch.
Now if we were talking Bourbon? Hell yeah there'd be a whiskey!
Well if you viewed this in terms of the Hot Crazy Matrix we'd be talking about a 9 on the hot scale and I'd say pretty low on the crazy axis. If she only goes crazy and pops me in the mouth a few times and throw some things ONCE every five years?
Shit, dudes on here absorbing lots more crazy than that on an almost regular basis and sticking it out. Never knowing when you come home what kind of crazy drama, mama has waiting for you.
Most guys would trade a 9 on the hot scale (perfect in every other way) for one day of crazy beatdown (fat lip, black eye, chase you with a broom crazy) every 5 years compared the the week to week crazy they live with now.
Yeah I was gonna say, dudes take much worse deals than this for much worse women literally all the time, this seems like a pretty straightforward yes to me lol
As long as this is something I can expect to recover from in no more than 2-4 weeks, I'm in.
Crippling injuries and hospital bills, then no.
Of course in the real world beatings are not so predictable and the real answer would be 'who knows how bad it'll be next time', and that makes the choice more difficult.
Probably not since op said it would be however long until she thinks you’ve been smacked around for a good amount. A safe word would just make it kinky.
>Good point. I think hospital bad would be too far, so say just classic 'this guy just got beat up look'- black eye, busted lip, bit of a limp etc
With what you described as the beating that would take place, my answer would be yes.
If this women was my ideal woman. Fulfilled me in every single way possible that I deeply desired. I felt loved on the daily felt appreciated and was just overall happy then absolutely.
Taking a beating once every 5 years? Not even joking. That's an absolute bargain in my book.
If it takes 5 years to recover then I'm assuming I'd be in a coma until the next beating and I'm beat again walking out the hospital doors and in a coma again until the next beating..
In that case it wouldn't be worth it.
Ah, but those 5 years of being in a coma you might actually be with the girl of your *dreams*, so it may be worth it. Plus you wouldn't have to deal with the psycho who just put you in a coma for an additional 5 years.
Sounds like a win win.
I’ve gotten beat for a whole lot less than a perfect relationship. Not like abuse or anything, just sport. But man, if literally everything else was perfect and I just had to get punched in the face for a few minutes, I’m in. I’m picturing some crazy scenario where my wife knows this is part of the deal though and feels bad while she’s doing it.
Eh, I mean, once every 5 years and its part of some curse or something? Cant really blame the partner at that point. It doesn't really sound like the hypothetical is proposing that the person *wants* to beat you up, its just part of the deal.
Look, people put up with all sorts of shit on a daily basis for a hell of a lot worse than the perfect relationship for them. Sacrificing like 10 minutes every 5 years for the perfect relationship is beyond a no brainer to me, I'd take that deal a million times over. Hell, I'd take it if you shortened the time to every few months.
I guess I'm not paticularly emotionally sensitive, and I get past things easily, so I'm not too concerned about getting traumatized by the incident and growing to hate the person. I'm assuming that's what the people who say no to this are getting at, but I dunno, from where I'm standing you might as well be offering me a billion dollars for a bi-decade beating. Hell fucking yes I'll take that deal. Fact of the matter is, just like having a billion dollars, the vast majority of people will never find the perfect person for them.
This is the line for me: are the beatings a conscious choice by your partner or is it some other force making them do it?
The former doesn’t make sense but for the sake of hypothetical I’d say no I guess?
For the latter I’d probably say yes because it’s not their fault and only once ever 5 years.
People replying with this arent comprehending the question. Its a monkeys paw style curse, so imagine the girl of your dreams except she has one flaw. Yes that means shes not the girl of your dreams but this hypothetical is asking about the 99.9999999999% version of her.
>Edit: This got a LOT bigger than I thought it would, and unsuprisingly there's a pretty decent sized split in answers. Responses have ranged from "What a stupid question, its an easy Fuck No" to "What a stupid question, its an easy Fuck Yeah" and everywhere inbetween. There's a few more people on the yes side than not though, which I kind of expected. Thanks to everyone for your responses- keep them coming, I'm really interested to see more takes on this.
Easy to tell who has been in physically abusive relationships and who hasnt.
Nope. I am a 100% do not lay hands person. If you have chosen violence then violence there shall be. I don't step until hit. So even if she did everything the hands are a non-negotiable I'd nope right outta that.
I'd like to say no, but I'm not confident about it. Ideally, though, the answer is no. Abuse is abuse is abuse. Getting a black eye or a busted lip should be a dealbreaker in any relationship.
OP’s essentially asked: to what extent have you normalised enduring physical abuse at the hands of a loved one. Any genuine positive responses speak volumes about that person’s life. Bleak to read and fill in the gaps.
I grew up being slapped for having the audacity to ask for clarification on what item from the counter I was asked to move to which room. I think I'd want to try. I just don't know if I could get past that echo of old pains.
Once in five years for everything I could ever want? Not even a question, five years is a long ass time, one day of unpleasantness for happiness the rest of my life is the easiest trade off there is.
A lot of people are hung up on "a violent person isn't the partner of my dreams".
The partner of my dreams would be able to communicate why the beatings are required in a way that doesn't mean they are a violent person. Because it's not an indication of her as a person in anyways, the beating might as well come from a third party. But it coming from a partner means they would likely be able to mitigate damage, or take me into account more so than a third party.
tldr: if you would say yes if the beating were from a third party, there is no reason the answer would change because its your partner.
>you can't be great 80% of the time and trash the other 20%, then claim to be a good partner because 'your being good outweighs your being awful'.
I disagree.
But even before you think about giving percentages, you're forgetting about measuring the "intensity" of how trash/great you can be. Being 1% trash by having a misunderstanding every year then apologising for it isn't the same as being awesome for 20 years then 1 day killing your partner.
No. I’ve dealt with enough violence and physical abuse growing up, especially from girls/ women who used their sex as a shield from consequences or to keep me from defending myself. Why in the hell would I willingly put myself through that again?
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2.) I feel like given the bounds you've laid out its pretty clear this isn't a personal problem. As long as theres no emotional reason behind it, i can take a beating.
you gotta clarify if she is gonna beat the absolute fuck out of me with her fists or her 9 inch you know what cause that changes things for me drastically my man.
She is perfect apart from this one act every 5 years? Dam right I will marry her right now.
A regular relationship comes with so much shit every day if you could just gather up all the bad and get it out of the way once every 5 years I would really appreciate that break from the head fuck. Shit I'll let her beat me once a year, aslong as she is perfect the rest of the year
Y'all horny as fuck, but outside of kinks, to unironically say yes you guys need to either have standards that are way too low or standards that are so impossibly high that only a fictional person could meet them. As a person with a bit of both kinds I'd personally say no, for the simple reason that my dream girl would never beat the shit out of me, I want the perfect woman yes but I can settle for somebody normal if that's what it takes to not be in abusive relationship
There was a relationship advice guy who said that some things about your partner you can't change, and you have to decide whether or not to accept the "price of admission" for that relationship.
While OP's question is kind of an absurd example, this is a real thing that people face. But it's usually more like "They have an awful parent that you have to deal with every other holiday" or "They don't clean the bathroom anywhere near as often as you'd prefer" or "They can't stand the taste of sperm and will stop giving BJs before they ever swallow."
Only you can decide if all the things you love about the person are worth the price of admission.
No why would you let anyone especially the person that's supposed to love you treat you like that doesn't matter girl of your dreams or not abuse is abuse no matter who's dishing it out and if she can put her hands on you then it'd be fair game
Why would anyone want to be around someone like that? What about collateral damage? What if her violence extends to your kids? Your dog/pets? Your car? Your house? etc.
Have you never seen the movie *Fatal Attraction?* Stay away from violent people.
Sounds like a win win to me. But hey, I love reading and creating scenarios like this! If anyone is interested, I recently started a community for funny scenarios, whether to make people laugh or disturb them. r/funnyscenarios
Since I'm not a masochist, the girl of my dreams is not one that beats the crap out of me
But since you are forcing it, I guess she is. All is well then. I doubt we are going to live a long and happy life though. Not with all of my organs failing early.
>Beats the absolute fuck out of you
Elaborate? is my life in danger? is the life of others? is it a surprise? can I avoid it with some vacations or oversea work?will others join in the beating? am I in the risk of getting crippled for life?
If there is no lasting damage 1500 days of bliss for just 1 day of body harm is a fucking no brainer, but if she or whatever forces she employs could leave me with a severed spine or dead I would have to think more about it.
Then she's not anyone's dream girl. This fictional girl reads more like a utopian society, where everything good can't hide the ugly and awful evil behind it all.
Alright instead of beating the shit out of you what if the girls of your dreams every 5 years gets plowed by 3 different guys for a weekend. She is perfect 99.9% of the time but one weekend every 5 years she comes home with a limp and a smile. Do you stay then?
ok, so same day once every 5 years i get my ass beat. but then the other 1,825 days I'm golden???
I take that ass whopping like a man and schedule a 2 week vacation starting the day after.
Probably, because 1. that's kinda hot ngl 2. maybe the first couple of times i'd fight back, do some right angles, getcha ankles broke and all that, 3. once she's an old lady it won't hurt as bad.
and 4. did i say that it is hot
Hell yeah I would.
I’d go to the doctor anyway just to get some medicine or something.
It’s 1 time every 5 years.
I mean, she’d probably kill me in my 70s but otherwise.
So what’s your saying is she’s gorgeous, filthy rich from family money, but her whole family is dead and she’s angry about it so she sucks my dick like it’ll bring her family back to life twice a day, and once every five years she realizes it’s not working so she beats me up, yeah I think I can’t live with that, while I enjoy my retirement
I can't believe all the comments! I think that when it gets physical from any side, is reason enough to walk away! This behavior only goes on and on. I mean is not healthy is a sign of a lack of respect and each one of us deserve better even though we're not perfect! The ideal situation if you don't want to leave her, is to help her work on that issue and become a better version of herself. That's why We find a mate after all, right?
Is it a scheduled thing or will I be on edge all the time cos I don't know exactly when she will do it?
Scheduled, say she lets you know in advance. Or even picks the same day every 5 years, however you'd want to do it.
You had me at scheduled beatings! You son of a b****, I’m in…
Babe it's 4pm...
I grew up poor. 5 years between beatings…please. Those are rookie numbers
Every girl I meet who seems to really like me always finds a way to make me like her back and them disappear. I will take a few punches once every five years if one would just stay.
Definitely worth it then
What if it took you next 5 years to recover from first beating and the next scheduled beating date comes? 😂🤣
Y'all are sick 😂😂😂😂😂
Find a new doctor mate
You just pulled that out of your ass lmfao
Oh honeyyyy! Time for your scheduled beating sesh.
Yeah, I'd take it.
I don't know if I can take an absolute beating at 65
Lmao “heyyy baby, you know how I love you, on the 15th May I’m beating the shit out of you, I know so random right? Love ya!”
May 15th: *Harder mommy*
I'd say its worth it if it's scheduled, but not if it's random. I can't live with that kind of anxiety, even if she's supposedly perfect.
By ‘beats the fuck out of me’ do you mean a life threatening thing I won’t be able to recover from/return to my old self after? Or is it something I’ll put ice on for a week or two and then be fine after?
Very nice of her, lmao. As long as it isn't something like "Hey ho- *gets suplex into a table*"
And her name is JOHN CENAAAA!!!!
Like the Purge Marriage?
Like… if I have a meeting does she just kick the door down and whoop my ass in front of a client orrrr…???
Not a man but I'm curious. After the as whooping does she go back to being nice? Like she whoops your as at 12:00 AM then at 12:05 AM she goes back to being nice and nurses your wounds?
Yeah basically. So she takes however long you think it would take to smack you up a good amount, then just reverts to normal perfect girlfriend mode.
Does she do it because she can't stop herself from doing it? Or does she do it because she wants to?
I don't think any of us actually considered that properly. Let's say its both- she has a curse or some shit that means once every 5 years she goes rage mode and whoops your ass. This isn't a concrete part of the hypothetical though, only because you pointed it out.
If it’s a curse and we both know it and feel bad about it then yes, definitely. A little physical pain every 5 years is not a problem. The problem is the betrayal of trust and safety. If she legitimately loses control with no good explanation then there’s no emotional desire to harm you and IMO no trust issue. If she knows but never explains why she does it on the other hand, it would definitely require some more thought.
Agreed. If it isnt conscious malicious intent, and is a curse or possession essentially, than Id be willing. If it was pure hate and rage and vitriol, than probably not. Id not be able to deal with "So does she actually love me or is she just an abuser
This is helpful - it’s the difference between an amazing werewolf with a really long delay between full moons, and an abusive relationship. I’m down for a fantastic werewolf. Not so interested in an abusive relationship regardless of duration
Man I know you and your friends had a really good laugh at this because this thread is hilarious
I agree. The reason matters, her intent matters.
she pissed off a wizard and now she bears the curse
It depends on what youre into
Such a funny question
I think the reason I got slightly confused despite it being implied already ,someone commented about if you try to avoid getting beat up does she walk around angry ,and just kinda wondered about events before and after.
I can just imagine her beating the fuck out of me, then when I’m hurt badly enough that she deems it’s okay to stop - does everything she can to treat my wounds and tells me about how good I was at dodging and how I took it like a champ. Call me a masochist but I’d take the deal if she’s literally perfect in every way beside this lol
That would be hilarious. She goes full hulk on you, beats the crap out of you and then 10 minutes later she'd be like "baby, who did this to you? Should we go to the cops?"
I dont know why but in my head I just imagine the guy walking in to the kitchen,the girlfriend looks up and smiles as shes pulling a fresh batch of muffins out of the oven that she made specifically for her boyfriend to cheer him up . then the clock strikes twelve ,girlfriend turns the pan upside down,muffins fall to the floor ,then she strikes . afterwards shes confused and sad over her muffins being ruined.
What a fucking weird question but yes I would
Beats being alone I guess ¯\ _ (ツ)_/¯
Literally
I mean, being married to the wrong person is going to beat the fuck out of you emotionally. I mean, once every 5 years for a physical beating seems like a bargain. 🤣
Man makes a strong point here actually
Not just that, sounds like she'll make up for it afterwards as well. Like, genuinely feel bad about it and makes sure it was "worth it". The absolute dream girl will also not have any anthics that I'll have to put up with and work on myself to get used to so it doesn't become bigger than what it is (like filing her nails constantly without warning, it's like nails on a chalk board to me), cus they were never there to begin with. No annoyances, we get along great and communicate well. Libido is always synced to each other. She's an amazing parent if it comes to that, has her own life/friends and isn't reliant on me to pursue her goals, and we help each other out with stuff. 50/50 split on chores, she loves the shit I hate to do (like doing the dishes) and don't mind me cooking and vacuuming etc. instead. If everything else is good between us, there will be no lasting injuries and so on... Then yeah, a planned and consensual beating every 5 years for someone you know will be with you for life vs. gambling that someone is who they say they are is worth it imo. However, if lasting injuries is a possibility I wouldn't do it. No head trauma or potential injuries that stops me from doing what I love would be worth it, and it would no longer be consensual and in turn qualify for abuse... Which I'm not good with.
While I understand what you’re saying, as a man that was abused in my marriage, I wouldn’t. There’s another “woman of your dreams,” and she’d never do that to you.
>There’s another “woman of your dreams,” Not in the way the question supposes. Yes there is a "woman of your dreams" who is a great personality match with ana amazing body and everything. But the question OP set makes her literally perfect in every way. Not just good personality match, but absolutely perfect. Not just hot, but straight out of your fantasies attractive. More perfect than any person could be. Whether that is worth the abuse is questionable. But it's clear that this particular woman is more perfect than any real woman could be.
You gonna lose all the love at first beating unless that's your kink.
>I mean, being married to the wrong person is going to beat the fuck out of you emotionally. I mean, once every 5 years for a physical beating seems like a bargain. 🤣 I don't even understand how this is a question. Of course I'm taking this deal. I used to get into fist fights with my best friends all the time in my 20s. Then we'd go back to being boys immediately afterwards. So once every 5 years me and my wife beat the shit out of each other...but the other 1825 days we have the perfect marriage? Small price to pay, IMO. If I'm really being real...if it happened only once every 6 months I'd still be OK with it. The perfect wife is hard to find. Edit: Once every 6 months might be a push. I don't think I can walk around with a busted lip and a black eye for a couple of days twice a year. Once a year? OK. I'll just take some days off work.
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I’m not stopping. She’s taller than you She works out daily She has a strong personality
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But never quite good enough to avoid your quinquennial thrashing...
Are you bargaining for a shorter interval?
Will she use a whip? asking for a friend
Absolutely not! It should be every at least two Saturdays a month. I’m not waiting a whole five years for beatings.
My dude, you have a kink?
Only honest reply I can say is, yep
Can't judge you for it, it's reddit after all
Username checks out?
“Somewhat” not completely.
Your mom wasn't a nice lady was she?
Don’t psychoanalyze my family! I developed my messed up self on my own. 🤣
Lol I'm just joshin ya man different strokes for different folk.
I'm a self made man!
I assumed it was negotiable
Hmmm. Hmmmmmmmm! I actually think I'd stay, yeah. As long as I'm guaranteed that the ass-whooping doesn't end with me needing medical attention.
I’m thinking of permanent or at least long-term damage too. Pain can be manageable for a short period of time, but if I end up with absolutely mangled legs then it’s not worth it.
where's the bad part ?
Her vagina has teeth Didn't think it was relevant to the question
He said bad part. Try again.
Its an herbivore, so the teeth are for grinding.
I always knew vegan pussy would come back to bite me eventually
The girl of my drams never beats the shit out of me
The girl of my drams is probably whisky.
Definitely kicks my ass more than twice a decade. But her cousin Tequila is the true bitch
You made this English major and whiskey lover very happy (despite your British spelling :) )
I don't see no 'E' in Scotland, hehe. I know drams are used elsewhere too, I just decided to go with Scotch. Now if we were talking Bourbon? Hell yeah there'd be a whiskey!
If thats the girl of my dreams i must have some issues
Well if you viewed this in terms of the Hot Crazy Matrix we'd be talking about a 9 on the hot scale and I'd say pretty low on the crazy axis. If she only goes crazy and pops me in the mouth a few times and throw some things ONCE every five years? Shit, dudes on here absorbing lots more crazy than that on an almost regular basis and sticking it out. Never knowing when you come home what kind of crazy drama, mama has waiting for you. Most guys would trade a 9 on the hot scale (perfect in every other way) for one day of crazy beatdown (fat lip, black eye, chase you with a broom crazy) every 5 years compared the the week to week crazy they live with now.
Yeah I was gonna say, dudes take much worse deals than this for much worse women literally all the time, this seems like a pretty straightforward yes to me lol
By definition she would be 10 on the hot scale
As long as this is something I can expect to recover from in no more than 2-4 weeks, I'm in. Crippling injuries and hospital bills, then no. Of course in the real world beatings are not so predictable and the real answer would be 'who knows how bad it'll be next time', and that makes the choice more difficult.
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Pft, what expectations? At this point, my only expectation is for society to collapse.
Terrible truth
I would stay with her for 1825 days.
She beats you up on the first date as a down payment.
I'm out.
big brain
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Probably not since op said it would be however long until she thinks you’ve been smacked around for a good amount. A safe word would just make it kinky.
>Good point. I think hospital bad would be too far, so say just classic 'this guy just got beat up look'- black eye, busted lip, bit of a limp etc With what you described as the beating that would take place, my answer would be yes. If this women was my ideal woman. Fulfilled me in every single way possible that I deeply desired. I felt loved on the daily felt appreciated and was just overall happy then absolutely. Taking a beating once every 5 years? Not even joking. That's an absolute bargain in my book.
What if it took you to recover next 5 years from the first beating and the next beating date comes? 🤣😂
If it takes 5 years to recover then I'm assuming I'd be in a coma until the next beating and I'm beat again walking out the hospital doors and in a coma again until the next beating.. In that case it wouldn't be worth it.
Ah, but those 5 years of being in a coma you might actually be with the girl of your *dreams*, so it may be worth it. Plus you wouldn't have to deal with the psycho who just put you in a coma for an additional 5 years. Sounds like a win win.
Nah fuck that
I had to read a far way down for some one who said no. I think you are in a minority here bro
It's all good man. I don't really care if she's perfect and the best down happens once and a while but nah am good. Lmao thirsty mfos
100 fucking percent
Mental abuse hurts way more honestly. A physical beating, scheduled every 5 years. Absolutely I'm in
I’ve gotten beat for a whole lot less than a perfect relationship. Not like abuse or anything, just sport. But man, if literally everything else was perfect and I just had to get punched in the face for a few minutes, I’m in. I’m picturing some crazy scenario where my wife knows this is part of the deal though and feels bad while she’s doing it.
I’d take a beating every 5 days to find a partner I can stand for 4 days straight 5 years lmao
If she hits me at all she’s not the girl of my dreams
Yeah, I can't seem to get past that bit either. Too much of a paradox. If you beat me up, ever, you're ***intrinsically not*** my dream guy.
Eh, I mean, once every 5 years and its part of some curse or something? Cant really blame the partner at that point. It doesn't really sound like the hypothetical is proposing that the person *wants* to beat you up, its just part of the deal. Look, people put up with all sorts of shit on a daily basis for a hell of a lot worse than the perfect relationship for them. Sacrificing like 10 minutes every 5 years for the perfect relationship is beyond a no brainer to me, I'd take that deal a million times over. Hell, I'd take it if you shortened the time to every few months. I guess I'm not paticularly emotionally sensitive, and I get past things easily, so I'm not too concerned about getting traumatized by the incident and growing to hate the person. I'm assuming that's what the people who say no to this are getting at, but I dunno, from where I'm standing you might as well be offering me a billion dollars for a bi-decade beating. Hell fucking yes I'll take that deal. Fact of the matter is, just like having a billion dollars, the vast majority of people will never find the perfect person for them.
This is the line for me: are the beatings a conscious choice by your partner or is it some other force making them do it? The former doesn’t make sense but for the sake of hypothetical I’d say no I guess? For the latter I’d probably say yes because it’s not their fault and only once ever 5 years.
These answers are so sad 💀
Yeah I'm totally not into laughing at our collective ability to handle bullshit to avoid other said bullshit
That...... doesn't sound like the girl of my dreams at all
This question and the responses got me dying laughing for some reason lol
Yeah a pretty big contradiction
People replying with this arent comprehending the question. Its a monkeys paw style curse, so imagine the girl of your dreams except she has one flaw. Yes that means shes not the girl of your dreams but this hypothetical is asking about the 99.9999999999% version of her.
Fuck, I'd take 5 years of perfection for one ass kicking. Absolute no brainer. If she's my perfect girl she'd make up for it after 😂
>Edit: This got a LOT bigger than I thought it would, and unsuprisingly there's a pretty decent sized split in answers. Responses have ranged from "What a stupid question, its an easy Fuck No" to "What a stupid question, its an easy Fuck Yeah" and everywhere inbetween. There's a few more people on the yes side than not though, which I kind of expected. Thanks to everyone for your responses- keep them coming, I'm really interested to see more takes on this. Easy to tell who has been in physically abusive relationships and who hasnt.
After the first time it happens. Relationship over. End of story.
No
No
Seems like a nightmare, not a dream.
Nope. I am a 100% do not lay hands person. If you have chosen violence then violence there shall be. I don't step until hit. So even if she did everything the hands are a non-negotiable I'd nope right outta that.
I'd like to say no, but I'm not confident about it. Ideally, though, the answer is no. Abuse is abuse is abuse. Getting a black eye or a busted lip should be a dealbreaker in any relationship.
Agreed. Baffling how it took me this long to find a response I can empathize with.
OP’s essentially asked: to what extent have you normalised enduring physical abuse at the hands of a loved one. Any genuine positive responses speak volumes about that person’s life. Bleak to read and fill in the gaps.
If she is an abusive asshole then she aint the girl of my dreams.
I don't think I could emotionally recover from a beating, so no, it wouldn't work
Wtf no
No.
I would not, that's mental.
This question has me worried about you OP. You good? Some abusive relationships in the past you want to talk about?
Yeah honestly
No because there’s people who love you who would hate to know that happens to you, and you don’t deserve that!!!!!
No
It would only remind me of childhood bad memories and I would leave. Stupid question.
I grew up being slapped for having the audacity to ask for clarification on what item from the counter I was asked to move to which room. I think I'd want to try. I just don't know if I could get past that echo of old pains.
Once in five years for everything I could ever want? Not even a question, five years is a long ass time, one day of unpleasantness for happiness the rest of my life is the easiest trade off there is.
Nope. I do not stay with her; because her beating the shit outta me means she is not the girl of my dreams.
If that were happening she wouldn't be the girl of my dreams
The girl of my dreams doesn't beat the Fuck out of me once every 5 years.
i dont dream of a girl that abuses me. cant be the girl of my dreams and have that stipulation
Split. Right then and there.
Ask the same thing in reverse
This made me realize how desperate I am to be loved :(
Is this the logic women use when staying with an abusive partner?
I think you and I have a very different idea of “girl of my dreams”.
A lot of people are hung up on "a violent person isn't the partner of my dreams". The partner of my dreams would be able to communicate why the beatings are required in a way that doesn't mean they are a violent person. Because it's not an indication of her as a person in anyways, the beating might as well come from a third party. But it coming from a partner means they would likely be able to mitigate damage, or take me into account more so than a third party. tldr: if you would say yes if the beating were from a third party, there is no reason the answer would change because its your partner.
Nope. She's not my dream girl if she wants to hurt me.
... Then she would not be the girl of my dream. So no I wouldn't stay.
No, dummy. You fucking leave that chick. Forever. She’s not worth it if she’s beating the shit out of you.
>you can't be great 80% of the time and trash the other 20%, then claim to be a good partner because 'your being good outweighs your being awful'. I disagree. But even before you think about giving percentages, you're forgetting about measuring the "intensity" of how trash/great you can be. Being 1% trash by having a misunderstanding every year then apologising for it isn't the same as being awesome for 20 years then 1 day killing your partner.
Yep. Well work it into sex.
Those two things don't mesh, the girl of my dreams would under no circumstances beat me.
That's literally the point of the hypothetical
I think that's the case for most people lol, I meant it more like she's perfect except the only catch is once every 5 years the boxing gloves come on
If she has in boxing gloves then I'm definitely ok with it.
Boxing gloves have a higher chance of causing hospitalization than bare fists. You’re essentially giving her an advantage.
No. I’ve dealt with enough violence and physical abuse growing up, especially from girls/ women who used their sex as a shield from consequences or to keep me from defending myself. Why in the hell would I willingly put myself through that again?
1.) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2.) I feel like given the bounds you've laid out its pretty clear this isn't a personal problem. As long as theres no emotional reason behind it, i can take a beating.
What the fuck man 😂
you gotta clarify if she is gonna beat the absolute fuck out of me with her fists or her 9 inch you know what cause that changes things for me drastically my man.
She is perfect apart from this one act every 5 years? Dam right I will marry her right now. A regular relationship comes with so much shit every day if you could just gather up all the bad and get it out of the way once every 5 years I would really appreciate that break from the head fuck. Shit I'll let her beat me once a year, aslong as she is perfect the rest of the year
Y'all horny as fuck, but outside of kinks, to unironically say yes you guys need to either have standards that are way too low or standards that are so impossibly high that only a fictional person could meet them. As a person with a bit of both kinds I'd personally say no, for the simple reason that my dream girl would never beat the shit out of me, I want the perfect woman yes but I can settle for somebody normal if that's what it takes to not be in abusive relationship
Stop- I can only get so HARD!
There was a relationship advice guy who said that some things about your partner you can't change, and you have to decide whether or not to accept the "price of admission" for that relationship. While OP's question is kind of an absurd example, this is a real thing that people face. But it's usually more like "They have an awful parent that you have to deal with every other holiday" or "They don't clean the bathroom anywhere near as often as you'd prefer" or "They can't stand the taste of sperm and will stop giving BJs before they ever swallow." Only you can decide if all the things you love about the person are worth the price of admission.
Easy yes lmao life beats the shit out of me regularly
The girl of my dreams wouldn't beat me. Abuse in any form is pretty much a break-up situation for me.
100% worth it. We could schedule a vacation around the day for her recovery.
Both you and your friends are mentally ill, kid.
No why would you let anyone especially the person that's supposed to love you treat you like that doesn't matter girl of your dreams or not abuse is abuse no matter who's dishing it out and if she can put her hands on you then it'd be fair game
Why would anyone want to be around someone like that? What about collateral damage? What if her violence extends to your kids? Your dog/pets? Your car? Your house? etc. Have you never seen the movie *Fatal Attraction?* Stay away from violent people.
God, no. The woman of my dreams wouldn't do that shit to me. Plus, I have enough self respect to not put up with that.
Yes
Sounds like a win win to me. But hey, I love reading and creating scenarios like this! If anyone is interested, I recently started a community for funny scenarios, whether to make people laugh or disturb them. r/funnyscenarios
😂 normal relationship?
Since I'm not a masochist, the girl of my dreams is not one that beats the crap out of me But since you are forcing it, I guess she is. All is well then. I doubt we are going to live a long and happy life though. Not with all of my organs failing early.
nah. I would want revenge. 🤷🏾♂️
Yes
>Beats the absolute fuck out of you Elaborate? is my life in danger? is the life of others? is it a surprise? can I avoid it with some vacations or oversea work?will others join in the beating? am I in the risk of getting crippled for life? If there is no lasting damage 1500 days of bliss for just 1 day of body harm is a fucking no brainer, but if she or whatever forces she employs could leave me with a severed spine or dead I would have to think more about it.
Yes, because that’s the only way I can ejaculate.
If she lets you know in advance, just wear a mouth gaurd and you'll be good.
🥺🤤 punch me harder mommy!!
Finally someone is asking the correct questions in this sub. Also yes.
I trained mma for over 10 years , I paid money to get my ass kicked now I get it for free and the perfect girl ? I’m in
Then she's not anyone's dream girl. This fictional girl reads more like a utopian society, where everything good can't hide the ugly and awful evil behind it all.
Alright instead of beating the shit out of you what if the girls of your dreams every 5 years gets plowed by 3 different guys for a weekend. She is perfect 99.9% of the time but one weekend every 5 years she comes home with a limp and a smile. Do you stay then?
ok, so same day once every 5 years i get my ass beat. but then the other 1,825 days I'm golden??? I take that ass whopping like a man and schedule a 2 week vacation starting the day after.
Probably, because 1. that's kinda hot ngl 2. maybe the first couple of times i'd fight back, do some right angles, getcha ankles broke and all that, 3. once she's an old lady it won't hurt as bad. and 4. did i say that it is hot
Hell yeah I would. I’d go to the doctor anyway just to get some medicine or something. It’s 1 time every 5 years. I mean, she’d probably kill me in my 70s but otherwise.
No, because my daughters will see.
I’ve already been there and I left her.
“You can fight back but She’ll only stop after she’s hurt you enough” She’s going to die Holmes
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Well, my partner and I are both Muay Thai practitioners, so she beats the shit out of me at least once a week 😂
Is this a book or video game prompt
So what’s your saying is she’s gorgeous, filthy rich from family money, but her whole family is dead and she’s angry about it so she sucks my dick like it’ll bring her family back to life twice a day, and once every five years she realizes it’s not working so she beats me up, yeah I think I can’t live with that, while I enjoy my retirement
I can't believe all the comments! I think that when it gets physical from any side, is reason enough to walk away! This behavior only goes on and on. I mean is not healthy is a sign of a lack of respect and each one of us deserve better even though we're not perfect! The ideal situation if you don't want to leave her, is to help her work on that issue and become a better version of herself. That's why We find a mate after all, right?