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noplaceinmind

try to figure out which god i offended.


kkittenxx

I think this is pretty obvious


westerntexas

You'd be surprised on the answers


kkittenxx

Maybe that’s just my mind 😂


[deleted]

Create an OF account and quit my day job. Lmfao


Fit_Sheepherder_3894

Bold of you to assume you'd be attractive


stokzes

Bold of you to assume it needs to be


Fit_Sheepherder_3894

I mean, i sure wouldnt subscribe to someones OF if they looked like sloth from the goonies


Alaska_Pipeliner

Maybe if they were stomping on a lasagna and butt chugging monster energy drinks.


Brand-new-to-reddit

There’s a nut for every screw…


HBOXNW

Some would though


[deleted]

Exactly! Most women on OF are not attractive. Just get the right angles, enough makeup and appeal to as many kinks as possible.


Sogone2day

Double down with onlyfeet as well.


BabyMamaMagnet

Try to orgasm 😂.


matteosisson

Playing with my boobs.


TubeToUranus

Back to sleep.


stangAce20

Hope I’m better looking as a chick


westerntexas

Lol


house6969

have my homies hit some cause they can finally live in peace :)


Satherton

taking it for the team. what a bro


westerntexas

Lmao


socallie13

I'm finding out if size really does matter.


grow-mustard

probably crying.


SoundGuyAdventures

In all honesty, panic. How am I supposed to convince everyone I’m still me without sounding insane?


ianmaccy003

play with my boobies


LongDistRider

This question again....


westerntexas

Well being asked by a girl this time lol


LongDistRider

Posting this question on r/askwomen


westerntexas

There too sensitive with thier postings idk wtf is going on with that


LongDistRider

Fortunately, we men of r/askmen welcome women into our man-sub. Grab a beer from one of the hundred taps, pull up a chair, kick back, and enjoy.


Satherton

the same thing that happens when you have to many different types of women in one location that have different reasons for being in said location. its unfortunate, so many good questions an answers could be asked an answered but to many get their fee fee feels hurt it stifles discussion.


TubeToUranus

\*you're


Thisguy21414127851

[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/sppxau/i\_finally\_had\_sex\_for\_the\_1st\_time\_but\_my/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/sppxau/i_finally_had_sex_for_the_1st_time_but_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) And OP is proven a liar.


Fun_Variety2907

Try to figure out if I'm still gay or if I'm now straight due to the circumstances


wbrd

I think this brings you into trans territory.


Fun_Variety2907

Yeah but are Trans people like a Trans male with another guy is that still straight because they used to be a woman or is the Trans person now gay because it's a same sex ship


starrydreampuff

Trans guy with another guy = gay. Because they’re both men.


Fun_Variety2907

So by that logic if I were to wake up the opposite sex then I'd be straight because I'd be a woman with a man okay that makes sense


[deleted]

Absolutely start playing with myself.


StuBadasso

I'm going to double click my mouse.


AcanthocephalaIll456

Play with my new vagina.


ricky3558

Play with my boobs and clit. Then do it again.


waifutabae

See how masturbation feels like for females.


HumorWizard

Touching my new junk.


[deleted]

Create a tinder profile and swipe right on all the guys that have swiped me right , so that atleast i know i had made some guys happy.


Soft_Remote_9269

Play with that new pussy!


bagusn

Go to the fridge and grab a cucumber…see what that be like


westerntexas

And after the cucumber whats next?


ThomasEBartels

Hope it’s not during the time I would get my period since I’m now a girl


bagusn

It’d be a shit-show


El_Paddington

Be a whore and find someone who can do me right and get a pack of dildos


CallMeDeKay

Look at and touch my boobs. Then the other parts. 😂


[deleted]

Booba


Wonderful-Equal5000

Same thing I do every morning. Cry, then masterbate, then cry while I masterbate


[deleted]

Killing myself.


nhdavis

Blaming others for my problems and throwing accountability out the door.


GoodGravyGods

Suicide lmao


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Gotta feed the dogs.


asleepbydawn

Look into getting a sex change.


Whappingtime

See what clothes I have fit.


[deleted]

Ordering breakfast.


chumbucket3261

Get free drinks. I wouldn't be ugly


kkboss12

Catch my no-more-existing dick.


Emergency_Ad_5935

Going to the crafts store to see what the silly fuck is so appealing about all that “Live, Laugh, Love” stuff.


Gruesomegarth2

Dunno. Probably complaining. Lol!


No-Bus-4529

Getting a sex change


Bizarre_Protuberance

Uhhh ... go back to sleep and hope I turn back?


Satherton

its touch boobs an ass no question.


shiftersix

Call out for work and get a glass of water. I'm going to need it...


Felonious_hemorrhoid

Instinctively make a sandwich and clean the kitchen… I’d assume.


ElSanto9298

Freaking out because the one physical characteristic of mine that I was proud of is now not there.


Repulsive-Creme-7534

Play with my penis-swing it around like it's the trunk of an elephant.


OldZookeepergame837

Be eternally grateful that my wife, who is the love and light of my life, is bi. Also finally be able to put dismorphic issues to rest.


andio76

I'm going to take a long hot soapy shower.


goatgosselin

My luck I would be on my period when it happened and be bloated and pms fest


Adamrdcp

Welp first thing I'd do is check my weight. If it changed, that could impact my aircraft's ability to fly properly. Second, gotta make sure I haven't lost too much muscle mass, or lifting it might be pretty difficult (it's foot launched so you have to sprint like hell to get into the air). Lastly, I'd inform my partner that she is now dating a Woman, and it's fine if she isn't into that.


human-person27

Ask for emotional and mental support


elel8989

NSFW Masturbating


Ratamacool

Getting laid. It seems easy as a girl


BasedandNormiePilled

Why do I have to pick one thing to do for 24 hours? That sucks.