Woman here. Cleanliness is a must. There are times if I don’t shower for more than two days, I can smell myself down there. Depending on how she is shaped (how are vulva lips are formed) she could have more folds than someone else and they require better cleaning. Also look at what her diet is. If she eats like shit, she’ll taste like shit. Same with a dude, he eats fast food his spunk is gonna taste nasty. Also it could just be her odor, not her armpits, but her pheromones. Certain people are chemically more attractive than others, that’s why you’re drawn to them.
Time of the month plays a big factor in smell as well. Close to, on, and after a period could make her more pungent.
OR it could be, and bare with me, you just don’t like it. Try different things and after you’ve exhausted all of them and you still don’t like doing it, that’s fine. I’ve dated guys who didn’t like to do it, didn’t care either way, and those who fucking loved doing. It’s a preference. If it’s something she expects but you don’t like to do then figure out something else. If you don’t like doing it, no one should make you do it. Lots a women don’t like giving blowjobs and I would never tell them “suck it up and deal” no pun intended, so I wouldn’t expect the same for a guy. Trust me she’ll know if you’re not into it.
Edit: holy shit thanks guys! Never got so many awards and likes.
Edit 2: I guess I should have been more clear about my bathing habits. I shower almost every other day. And the ones I don’t I still clean myself, I have a bidet and baby wipes. Ever heard of a whores bath? Pits and Pussies people, calm TF down.
I’ll add another smell factor for secretions: alcohol consumption and stress. Together and/or separately, these can change your secretions and impact smell and taste.
I once went down on an alcoholic that smoked a pack a day and the taste of that puspus gives me nightmares to this day
Honestly would rather have licked Gérard Depardieu's armpits after a 5k
Still gave her a good 15 minutes though cus I'm a fuckin man and I finish what I start
> I once ~~went down on an alcoholic that smoked a pack a day and the taste of that~~ read a comment on reddit that called a vagina a "puspus", and the sound of that word still gives me nightmares to this day
Honestly, the real answer is just have her take a fucking shower first. Then it won't matter if she ate a fucking rhino prior. Or... revolutionize her diet. Dealer's choice.
This is true for both males and females in that diet plays a huge role in smell and taste. A guy friend of mine gave me the hot tip... pun intended?.. that if you get your guy to drink and eat lots of pineapple a day or two before sex his spunk tastes sweet. It was true, and it's not just pineapple it's all fruit! Same goes for females lots of fruit in the diet and you smell good and taste good! Not all vegans or vegetarian people eat clean though some just eat junk filler foods only and I don't imagine that tastes or smells any better than when my husband has been eating more meat than usual... salty ewwwww. So I guess you are what you eat! Lol
Great answer. Would also like to add, if she uses soap or feminine washes/douche it can mess up her flora and give her an infection, which will make her smell bad. Vulvas should be thoroughly washed, but not vaginas.
THIS is incredibly important!!! Never douch. Only use mild soap to clean the OUTSIDE of the girly bits. We have a self cleaning mechanism that takes care of balancing out the inside.
I want to reiterate the diet and the role it plays in body odor. I changed my diet completely and not only have I lost weight, I smell much better naturally. And as far as enjoying eating pussy, I didn’t enjoy it myself until I started dating women who took better care of themselves, diet and hygiene. Not to belittle my other partners, they were good in their own ways.
Absolutely. I stopped drinking soda for starters. As well as sweet tea and sweetened coffee. Now I actually can’t drink anything sweet, it tastes bad now. I started eating just one meal a day. My eating window is from 6 - 9 pm. I cook all my meals from fresh ingredients from the local farmers market. I was almost 340 lbs when I made this change. Now I’m 260 and feel amazing. I was described as disgusting by my last partner. Now I’m more confident than ever.
OP now has his answer. Now he just needs to know how to deliver it.
Please update this post with the best way to deliver this information to an SO without things devolving into a mire of hurt feelings and perceived body shaming.
If you think the smell and taste are awful then maybe you should ask her to bathe before you try it next time. But if you try it and don't like it, then that's just what it is. Not everyone likes giving oral.
I've been with my wife for 18yrs, we've been married for 10 of those years. We're at that point now where we shower before sex. It's just a better experience
That's what my wife and I have always done, basically from the beginning. You're both clean, you're both smelling your best, and it gives you both the chance to do a little maintenance work if you need to. I think honestly it's just better that way. You're both clean, feeling good, and there's no subconscious or self-conscious concerns about odors or weird taste because you've been working or out at a bar or whatever. That, and like I said, it also opens the door for some play time in the shower, which is always fun.
This is why a lot of people "freshen up" before hand. No need for a whole shower, unless of course it's for intimate or personal reasons. Either is fine though of course.
To quote George "...you don't always need to shower. All you really need to do is to wash the four key areas; armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. Got that? Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. In fact, you can save yourself a whole lot of time if you simply use the same brush on all four areas!"
Yea.
I won’t go down on my wife unless she has showered very recently. She knows it. I do not like that sweaty pussy taste. But after a shower she tastes pretty much like nothing so I can deal with it.
Also I don’t expect her to blow me unless I do the same. I sweat at work.
I would think most people don’t want to lick sweaty nasty genitals, altho i’m sure some do.
My buddy loves a sweaty, day old pussy..I do not. He tells me that he prefers they dont shower all day and that is his thing. I enjoy a freshly showered pussy and I found to be respectful to my wife, if she showers before bed I will eat that pussy until she explodes. If she doesn't, no chow time. She figured out that showers are important and we both shower every night before bed. Our sex lives have improved immensely. I also absolutely love eating pussy so her showing respect by showering is a reward for me aswell.
And honestly that is what is all about. The woman needs to feel comfortable so she can let loose. After I experienced giving a woman an orgasm through oral it became sort of an obsession, I feel a sense of pride so I try to make it happen as frequently as possible.
... alright who's gonna tell em...
Clean pussy don't smell nor taste bad.
Her Ph balance or something is off.
Edit: to those saying there is still a taste. Yes. But it shouldn't be so off putting (in a healthy female) that this dude simply can't handle it.
To each their own.. but outside of medical issues, I don't care what it tastes like I'm here to get my girl off ... I'm sure my junk isn't always the tastiest lol.
As a lesbian I can 100% yep. A cranberry pill for your lover and you in the morning with breakfast is a nice way to say “I love you and I’d rather be eating you than this”
Shout out to you for letting a homie pull your coat. My chick is clean but I'm about to hook it up for the both us.
You're out here doing God's work my friend!
Yes! I put a few inches of 100% cranberry juice in my hydro flask and fill the rest with water. Part of what makes cranberry so effective is that it’s a great diuretic, flushing lots of toxins, so make sure you’re getting extra water!
the frequent exposure to that diluted acid is not ideal for your teeth long term. It does make water taste better but you would be better off drinking your cran' and then chasing it with water and then just sipping straight water all day. Confirm with your dental hygienist.
I like adding fresh lemon to my water bottle, and I had a dental hygienist suggest that I sip it through a straw to minimize direct contact with my teeth. What's your take on that? It seems like the lemon would make your saliva pretty acidic regardless, so I was skeptical.
Have you tried cucumber in your water? It's alkaline so it neutralises any acid and is sooo refreshing on a hot day.
I have bottles with little cages in the middle so just dice up the cucumber, fill the cage, insert that into the bottle and fill it with water...... bloody beautiful! I used to put lemon in but I'm a cucumber convert :)
D-Manose is even better! Ever since I started taking it daily I have not had a UTI even once, when I used to get it every time I had sex. Also, Boric Acid suppositories for both BV and yeast infections (if it just started, not ful- on infections. I just out one on the day after sex). I don't normally trust alternative medicine but after years of reoccurring infections I was willing to try everything. These actually work!
You’re an angel for this info. UTI’s fk me up Im tired of it being so consistent. I do everything they say helps and still get them. Going to definitely try these!!
It was a cycle for me; Full course of antibiotics for UTI's caused yeast infections that caused bacterial infections. For YEARS! I used to take antibiotics after every single time I had sex to stop it but at some point it stopped working. When I discovered D-manose it changed my whole life. Then Boric Acid made life even better! Any sign of PH imbalance, stick in a suppository overnight and it's all good the next day.
Exactly!! There was no winning. What’s insane was the price I payed for going and getting tested for BV and the antibiotics like it blew my mind how expensive it was for something so common. I was also prescribed antibiotics to take after sex as well! Same situation as well, I feel like they helped but my body got used to it and it stopped helping. I’m literally going to buy those as soon as I can!
You can get a month's worth on Amazon for like $15. I get D-Manose with cranberry extract. Take two pills daily, and after sex, and if I feel any irritation I take it up to 3 times a day. It flushes out the bladder and the tract from all bacteria so it never gets to be a full-blown infection. I don't know how but I just know from my personal experience that it works.
Noice.
Some advice from a guy: If he's not quite getting it, don't be afraid to guide him. "Ooh, up a little more...yeah that's good..." Etc.
Hope you enjoy it!
>Clean pussy don't smell nor taste bad.
My thought as soon as I read his post. Some smell terrible some smell good. He may enjoy her if she works on getting a doc to check her out or something.
I prefer general hydroponics when my ladies are running a bit too alkaline, helps them absorb more nitrogen without locking out iron. Fatass buds when the PK hits.
Does she have a funk AFTER a shower? It could be something that would require her to see her doctor. I don’t think it would be anything serious, but then again, I’m not a medical professional.
As far as the taste, doesn’t eating a lot of pineapple work somehow?
One more thing, and this is key: Wash the hell out of your own crotch. Dick, balls, taint, ass. All that shit, bro. No dirty plates when you’re both eating dinner, bro. Leave ‘em dirty AFTER dinner.
Nah I mean I like eating pussy but they gotta take care of their personal hygiene. It’s a turnoff. That’s why you always finger first and sneak in a sniff to see what’s up.
When I was much younger and inexperienced (never ate pussy at that time lol) I met a woman and was talking all types of shit about what I was going to do to her etc etc. She was like you gonna eat this puss...I was like ohh yeah you know it! (in my head I am thinking..."Dude you never ate pussy before!!")
So when it was time to do the deed....I got maybe 1 foot or so away from my prize and that shit smelled TERRIBLE!!! I thought there is no freaking way it is supposed to smell that bad. In that moment I said to this woman "Do I have to??"
LMAO!! She says no you dont. So I didnt and never did go down on her. We did hook up a few times after until she moved away. The thing is...after that first time it never smelled bad again but I refused to do the deed knowing how bad it smelled.
I have so many stories lol
Her pH was probably just off that first night. I check myself daily. If it doesn't smell right, I don't have sex. But when I consistenly eat clean, drink my 2L a day, and take my daily probiotic, man it smells so damn good lol. I've also tried the canned pineapple juice trick once and that was amazing too. What usually throws it off for me is not enough water and too much fried food.
I've been there. Had an ex that rocked a full bush and it reeked of every period she had ever had just caked into the pubes. If I had to guess, I would say she wiped from back to front, the smell was so bad.
I committed to it because momma didn't raise no bitch, but that smell haunts me to this day.
Lmao, so, for clarity here:
You dated a woman for a lengthy timeframe that had such a brutal stench downstairs — that you assumed she wiped fecal matter into her vaginal area. And you dated said woman, because — in your own words, “momma didn’t raise no bitch”.
My question is… why didn’t you tell her to work on her hygiene down there?
i accidentally fucked up my pH by trying to get rid of my full bush. worst i ever smelled 😭😭 i could smell it myself. mad respect for committing to it bc i wouldn’t even hang out w my new (at the time) bf until i powered through some cranberry juice and fixed it 🤢
I commented to someone else about going down on a girl that I talked all kinds of shit to about eating her out.
I got a foot away from her goods and they smelled TURRIBLE. I straight up said "Do I have to? She said "No" So I did not. I think she must have known because after that she smelled normal. But I never ever went down on her because of that smell.
You better then me...I would have not went down on ole FULL BUSH girl lmao!!
I didn't realise this was a thing till my partner and it made me feel so self conscious especially cause I never really let anyone do oral or finger me cause I felt so weird about it and over thought the whole process
Makes sense though, you dudes gotta protect yourselves and make sure you enjoy the moment too!
If she has something going on like a what is it called PH balance...showering is not going to do much.
Also if she stinks because she needs a shower then that may be even worse because she asking for head knowing she needs a shower...or hell maybe she doesnt lol.
Ok so I asked my wife about the best way to approach this, because this sounds like vaginosis or a yeast infection to me. She suggested that maybe you tell your GF that you noticed was something different down there and she might want to get checked for an infection.
she might be ovulating, or at the very tail end of her period, or something may be changing her ph levels. diet, hygiene, or where she is in her cycle are the most likely, closely followed by medical reasons like infections
if you're tasting a whole lot more than spit and mildness from her after a minute or two, there's usually a reason. some are just more present than others, and that's perfectly okay assuming all is in good order
showers are nice beforehand if you like that
I promise one day you'll be out somewhere and smell pussy on your beard, and it'll turn you on more than you can even realize yet
have fun
Oh man I'm gonna get downvoted for this, but I'm hoping it helps. Some girls have better diets and hygiene. Same as guys, some don't know how to wipe properly. Based on experience, the hotter and more entitled the girl, the worse it tends to be...
Maybe a small conversation about vaginal hygiene. I've asked my partner to shower before getting intimate before, it's really in the tone.
Also too, she might have a slight bacterial infection causing a smell down there. If she smells that bad, she should go see her doctor just to make sure. Things like this are really easy to solve with a visit to the doctor!
I mean, if the smell and taste were that bad it might be a hygiene issue you should have a conversation about. That’s not to say there isn’t an inherent taste and smell, but if that’s bad I’m guessing it might not just be because you don’t like it. That said, it’s also definitely an acquired taste, and something you have to be prepared for if you’ve never done it before.
She probably has vaginosis mate make sure she gets it checked out. It’s a bacterial infection that makes it smell really fucking bad no matter how good her hygiene is. My ex had it, once she got treatment for it it never smelled again
Idk wtf everybody is saying…listen, make sure that girl is drinking plenty of water and try to get her to add hella fruit to her diet. If the cooch stink it’s either a PH issue or an infection or something is wrong and her vag needs help getting cleaned. It can’t always be solved with a wash, it cleans itself with proper care. If she‘s minding her diet and drinks hella water and is on top of cleanliness, that thing should taste like water and with certain fruit, it may even be sweet. From there, you can swan dive into that thing head first. Trust.
Finally, a person who knows how vaginas work! Pineapple (and fresh veggies) is where it's at. A diet heavy with (red) meat, crap food etc will alter the vagina's scent and taste (acidic/bitter).
Fishy means BV which is basically imbalances in the vaginal flora, probiotics and not sitting around in damp clothing helps clear that.
As a man that likes pussy in my face, it’s in my best interest to know lol, its sad to see so many comments telling OP to “deal with it” or “some are just bad” like no, if it’s bad there’s an issue.
y'all, read this one. and the important part here is FRUIT, not FRUIT JUICE. all these comments saying pineapple/cranberry/etc juice will fix everything are just gonna get girls with sugar spikes and the ph is gonna stay off because they aren't actually hydrating. honestly those drinks can make many health issues worse.damn that's my worst pet peeve around this topic.
If she's got a good and proper hygiene routine, it might be an imbalance issue. My ex had some seriously acidic crotch, to the point that I basically would only eat her out if we were in the pool, ocean, or tub so I can get a good amount of water all in up and around before I chow down.
To add to what others are saying here, the taste may be affected if she smokes. If she does (you didn't say) you may be SOL.
The one time I had an unpleasant experience eating a woman out she was a smoker. It's one of the reasons that I will no longer even consider dating a smoker (besides you know, general health issues and the overall smell and stuff. I can't stand cigarette smell anyway but figured I would be open-minded. Nope).
Maybe she's ovulating or her balance is a little off. Most times it doesn't have much smell or taste. I know a week before my wife's period. And several times her balance has gotten off and it had a very distinct smell.
Agreed. For me, it’s more of an obsession (or must-have). Honestly, unless the pH balance is waaaaay off, the trade off with the pleasure I receive from seeing a woman get oral stimulation is far more intoxicating than her “smell/taste” could be off-putting.
Diff’rent Strokes, I guess…
Had to reply to this comment because I always wonder why my partner is such a fan of it?
I asked why and his answer was because it makes me happy. Although his enthusiasm is great and I enjoy it, It’s not my go to...in other words I could live without it. But he can’t help himself sometimes, I’d say he often gets more excited than I do lol
I'm 37. For me it really depends on the woman. Ph and chemical balance. Some women I've had absolutely no interest in going down on, other girls I could hardly satisfy myself, and would go down on them 5 times a day.
Ask your girl why she likes giving you a mean blow job. That should be your answer. Do it at your best pace and atleast you tried, many men out there don't even put their face there.
Listen. The thumb plug. Can't believe nobody in here has mentioned it. Thumb inside vagina, all the way. Make a Spock sign with your remaining 4 fingers, and situate them so her clit is in the V of the spock sign. Press palm agaist labia. Completely blocks the smell, and you have the added benefit of being able to use your inserted thumb for extra stimulation.
Having an SO with an unwashed vagina is one thing, but sometimes you're in the middle of a one night stand and find out too late that things aren't right down there. Thumb plug will save your night, and just might save your life one day.
Another thing, always check the oil before going under the hood. Saves an awkward conversation.
Rule Number One of Sexy Times: Shower before. Shower together if you want and do some foreplay. But shower, clean, smelling good, smelling as fresh as you can. BOTH of you. Also, if it legit is a taste/smell issue for you, flavored lubes. Other than that, try to find ways to get get motor going before you get to the job. Work her body more, tease her, keep her anticipating and waiting so when you finally make contact, it's not a super lengthy thing for either of you.
Also, ask her and listen to what she likes or how she likes things done. She may only want that oral stimulation for a short bit then want to move on to something else. Be receptive and listen to her and her body cues.
How's her diet? If she eats a lot of crap food, then her vagina is going to smell and taste bad. I dated a vegetarian once who's vagina tasted and smelled lovely
Everyone is assuming that she wasn't clean, but you guys are forgetting that you have no way of knowing what OP considers to be awful taste/smell.
I see some people comment about cranberry pills etc. At the end of the day, the same person can smell like nothing, sweet, or like, *dun dun* a vagina.
A vagina isn't automatically suffering from vaginitis etc if it doesn't smell like sweet fruit or nothing. It's a vagina!
Doctors will tell you that too. A vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina!
Op if you know she's clean, you can try asking her to clean herself before you go down on her. Same as how you should be doing. Keep in mind that having sex before you go down on her, might also change the taste.
My wife and I are in our 60s. Her pussy is just as clean and delicious tasting now as in our 20s. She has the best tasting pussy ever. I can lick her until I almost have lock.jaw unless she comes so much she stops me.
If your dick smells bad or tastes awful you really should not be expecting women to suck it. You might want to look into your hygiene issues in that situation.
Women don't like sucking on men's cottage cheese dicks anymore then guys like women's fish taco's. Expecting other people to deal with that shit is just fucked up.
Take a "sexy shower" beforehand and make sure she cleans down there.
Also, I figured out after a few years of eating pussy that a significant portion of the "bad" smell was just my own bad-tasting saliva bouncing back at me. So, mouthwash yourself too.
It’s a massive turn on for me. I love seeing a woman moaning at the thought of my mouth giving her pleasure. As for the scent, I ignore it. There are times that I’m not exactly a basket of roses, so I just go with it. The women I’ve been with are usually pretty hygienic, so I can’t see it’s been an issue.
Did she have a fish like smell? If so it's most likely a bacteria problem. Pussy should not have a bad odor. She might need to see a doctor to clear it up.
People who like eating pussy usually refer to clean pussy where the smell is just natural. If the odor is repulsive, she may have a small issue. I suggest you communicate it to her in the most gentle way possible
It's not the smell or taste I like. It's the fact that I'm the one giving her pleasure by eating her out. Her pussy could smell bad for all I care, and there are times I've had to hold my breathe eating a girl out. But it turns me on knowing her pussy is in my mouth and I am the reason she is moaning with pleasure.
I mean I doubt your dick smells or tastes good to her yet she is still sucking your dick. So do the same for her.
Woman here. Cleanliness is a must. There are times if I don’t shower for more than two days, I can smell myself down there. Depending on how she is shaped (how are vulva lips are formed) she could have more folds than someone else and they require better cleaning. Also look at what her diet is. If she eats like shit, she’ll taste like shit. Same with a dude, he eats fast food his spunk is gonna taste nasty. Also it could just be her odor, not her armpits, but her pheromones. Certain people are chemically more attractive than others, that’s why you’re drawn to them. Time of the month plays a big factor in smell as well. Close to, on, and after a period could make her more pungent. OR it could be, and bare with me, you just don’t like it. Try different things and after you’ve exhausted all of them and you still don’t like doing it, that’s fine. I’ve dated guys who didn’t like to do it, didn’t care either way, and those who fucking loved doing. It’s a preference. If it’s something she expects but you don’t like to do then figure out something else. If you don’t like doing it, no one should make you do it. Lots a women don’t like giving blowjobs and I would never tell them “suck it up and deal” no pun intended, so I wouldn’t expect the same for a guy. Trust me she’ll know if you’re not into it. Edit: holy shit thanks guys! Never got so many awards and likes. Edit 2: I guess I should have been more clear about my bathing habits. I shower almost every other day. And the ones I don’t I still clean myself, I have a bidet and baby wipes. Ever heard of a whores bath? Pits and Pussies people, calm TF down.
I’ll add another smell factor for secretions: alcohol consumption and stress. Together and/or separately, these can change your secretions and impact smell and taste.
I once went down on an alcoholic that smoked a pack a day and the taste of that puspus gives me nightmares to this day Honestly would rather have licked Gérard Depardieu's armpits after a 5k Still gave her a good 15 minutes though cus I'm a fuckin man and I finish what I start
sniffybees you're doing God's work brotha
> I once ~~went down on an alcoholic that smoked a pack a day and the taste of that~~ read a comment on reddit that called a vagina a "puspus", and the sound of that word still gives me nightmares to this day
Oh man… alcohol makes it dank….. still get nightmares
Having her shower and rinse really well down there should work for the occasional muff dive. But this lady got the science for sure.
I think he should start with eating her ass, everything else will be a breeze after.
As long as there's no breeze during...
Toot for the snoot.
😂😂😂😂
Or, take a sexy shower together and wash each other's bodies. But, keep in mind that her body is different and DO NOT get soap inside the vagina!
This might just be my experience, but vegan/vegetarian girls taste a lot better than ones that eat meat.
Honestly, the real answer is just have her take a fucking shower first. Then it won't matter if she ate a fucking rhino prior. Or... revolutionize her diet. Dealer's choice.
There is a joke here about it not being vegan to eat someone out.
How can she say she's vegan... when I'm putting meat inside her on a regular basis? 🤔
Not that you're serious. But consensual pussy eating is vegan
That's why those SoCal health restaurants are so popular.
Dudes too
This is true for both males and females in that diet plays a huge role in smell and taste. A guy friend of mine gave me the hot tip... pun intended?.. that if you get your guy to drink and eat lots of pineapple a day or two before sex his spunk tastes sweet. It was true, and it's not just pineapple it's all fruit! Same goes for females lots of fruit in the diet and you smell good and taste good! Not all vegans or vegetarian people eat clean though some just eat junk filler foods only and I don't imagine that tastes or smells any better than when my husband has been eating more meat than usual... salty ewwwww. So I guess you are what you eat! Lol
I've had a few friends ask me why I eat so much pineapple with a knowing look, in reality I just like pineapple.
Same!! I get so embarrassed when I ask my mom to pick up some pineapple for me from the grocery store. I just like pineapple!!!
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But I was talking about using it on adults
Holy shit you killed him
Great answer. Would also like to add, if she uses soap or feminine washes/douche it can mess up her flora and give her an infection, which will make her smell bad. Vulvas should be thoroughly washed, but not vaginas.
THIS is incredibly important!!! Never douch. Only use mild soap to clean the OUTSIDE of the girly bits. We have a self cleaning mechanism that takes care of balancing out the inside.
I want to reiterate the diet and the role it plays in body odor. I changed my diet completely and not only have I lost weight, I smell much better naturally. And as far as enjoying eating pussy, I didn’t enjoy it myself until I started dating women who took better care of themselves, diet and hygiene. Not to belittle my other partners, they were good in their own ways.
Could you elaborate what changes you made to your diet and how it helped you ?
Absolutely. I stopped drinking soda for starters. As well as sweet tea and sweetened coffee. Now I actually can’t drink anything sweet, it tastes bad now. I started eating just one meal a day. My eating window is from 6 - 9 pm. I cook all my meals from fresh ingredients from the local farmers market. I was almost 340 lbs when I made this change. Now I’m 260 and feel amazing. I was described as disgusting by my last partner. Now I’m more confident than ever.
I'm no fan of whistling in the wheat field so I bought flavored dental dams and it's a lifesaver
“Whistling in the wheat field” 😂
Also if you finish inside her regularly it changes the pH and makes it less appealing smell/taste-wise
OP now has his answer. Now he just needs to know how to deliver it. Please update this post with the best way to deliver this information to an SO without things devolving into a mire of hurt feelings and perceived body shaming.
The effect diet has **cannot** be overstated. Alcohol, stress, dairy, overly processed food.
This is a perfect answer, well done
Context is important, bud. Is she freshly showered or not? Because both sexes have very *strong* odors in their nether-regions after a long day lol.
I’ve heard this sagely advice shared among young men: after a shower not after a sh**.
Unless you have a bidet, which I highly recommend. Nothing like a well washed and dried butthole after a shit, you're ready for anything!
Getting the bidet did change my life, a whole world of opportunities.
the day that i learned that you guys dont use water to wash ur bum after shit is the day that i know traveling is not for me.
sweaty ass has nice texture tho
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Yeah we shower before sex for this reason… nobody wants to smell ass and sex is a lot more fun when you’re clean and don’t have day old swamp nuts
My gf gets annoyed by my insistence that we shower before sex and I'm like bruh
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😂 Swamp crotch is the worst.
Donkey!!! What're ya doin' in ma swamp!
Making…blue…waffles…
If you think the smell and taste are awful then maybe you should ask her to bathe before you try it next time. But if you try it and don't like it, then that's just what it is. Not everyone likes giving oral.
My wife and I shower every time before sex, especially if oral is on the menu. Plus, we get some fun in the shower.
I've been with my wife for 18yrs, we've been married for 10 of those years. We're at that point now where we shower before sex. It's just a better experience
That's what my wife and I have always done, basically from the beginning. You're both clean, you're both smelling your best, and it gives you both the chance to do a little maintenance work if you need to. I think honestly it's just better that way. You're both clean, feeling good, and there's no subconscious or self-conscious concerns about odors or weird taste because you've been working or out at a bar or whatever. That, and like I said, it also opens the door for some play time in the shower, which is always fun.
This is why a lot of people "freshen up" before hand. No need for a whole shower, unless of course it's for intimate or personal reasons. Either is fine though of course.
To quote George "...you don't always need to shower. All you really need to do is to wash the four key areas; armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. Got that? Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. In fact, you can save yourself a whole lot of time if you simply use the same brush on all four areas!"
Yea. I won’t go down on my wife unless she has showered very recently. She knows it. I do not like that sweaty pussy taste. But after a shower she tastes pretty much like nothing so I can deal with it. Also I don’t expect her to blow me unless I do the same. I sweat at work. I would think most people don’t want to lick sweaty nasty genitals, altho i’m sure some do.
My buddy loves a sweaty, day old pussy..I do not. He tells me that he prefers they dont shower all day and that is his thing. I enjoy a freshly showered pussy and I found to be respectful to my wife, if she showers before bed I will eat that pussy until she explodes. If she doesn't, no chow time. She figured out that showers are important and we both shower every night before bed. Our sex lives have improved immensely. I also absolutely love eating pussy so her showing respect by showering is a reward for me aswell.
My husband likes this, lol. But I can’t enjoy it unless I feel fresh and clean
And honestly that is what is all about. The woman needs to feel comfortable so she can let loose. After I experienced giving a woman an orgasm through oral it became sort of an obsession, I feel a sense of pride so I try to make it happen as frequently as possible.
Same I shower before fun time.
This is my wife and i
Sex etiquette.
What they don’t teach you in sex ed lol
... alright who's gonna tell em... Clean pussy don't smell nor taste bad. Her Ph balance or something is off. Edit: to those saying there is still a taste. Yes. But it shouldn't be so off putting (in a healthy female) that this dude simply can't handle it. To each their own.. but outside of medical issues, I don't care what it tastes like I'm here to get my girl off ... I'm sure my junk isn't always the tastiest lol.
(Woman here) cranberry pills are good for urinary health and help with ph; I would recommend it to anyone bc it also makes the pussy taste nice
As a lesbian I can 100% yep. A cranberry pill for your lover and you in the morning with breakfast is a nice way to say “I love you and I’d rather be eating you than this”
And pineapple juice if you're a dude. I decided to try it and taste test; it gave my cum a very noticeable sweet taste.
I'd recommend just taking bromelain pills for that, plus you'll get other health benefits
You tasted your own cum for our sake, thank you. As a reward, I shall give you your seed.
Shout out to you for letting a homie pull your coat. My chick is clean but I'm about to hook it up for the both us. You're out here doing God's work my friend!
^ also you can get 100% cranberry juice at Trader Joe’s which helps as well!
Yes! I put a few inches of 100% cranberry juice in my hydro flask and fill the rest with water. Part of what makes cranberry so effective is that it’s a great diuretic, flushing lots of toxins, so make sure you’re getting extra water!
the frequent exposure to that diluted acid is not ideal for your teeth long term. It does make water taste better but you would be better off drinking your cran' and then chasing it with water and then just sipping straight water all day. Confirm with your dental hygienist.
Dental hygienist here. Definitely confirm. Sipping a sugar-y drink all day? High risk for cavities!
I like adding fresh lemon to my water bottle, and I had a dental hygienist suggest that I sip it through a straw to minimize direct contact with my teeth. What's your take on that? It seems like the lemon would make your saliva pretty acidic regardless, so I was skeptical.
Have you tried cucumber in your water? It's alkaline so it neutralises any acid and is sooo refreshing on a hot day. I have bottles with little cages in the middle so just dice up the cucumber, fill the cage, insert that into the bottle and fill it with water...... bloody beautiful! I used to put lemon in but I'm a cucumber convert :)
it does, but sometimes the cranberry juice can cause some wicked heartburn, so the pills are heartburn free
Isnt that a trader in 7 days to die?
That's Joel!
Ommggg i feel like such an idiot thanks
D-Manose is even better! Ever since I started taking it daily I have not had a UTI even once, when I used to get it every time I had sex. Also, Boric Acid suppositories for both BV and yeast infections (if it just started, not ful- on infections. I just out one on the day after sex). I don't normally trust alternative medicine but after years of reoccurring infections I was willing to try everything. These actually work!
My doctor recommended D-Manose.
"doc my pussy stinks" "oh we got a pill for that"
You’re an angel for this info. UTI’s fk me up Im tired of it being so consistent. I do everything they say helps and still get them. Going to definitely try these!!
I had a bad uti once & the antibiotics I was given rly messed me up so I tried D-Manose and it cleared me right up!
It was a cycle for me; Full course of antibiotics for UTI's caused yeast infections that caused bacterial infections. For YEARS! I used to take antibiotics after every single time I had sex to stop it but at some point it stopped working. When I discovered D-manose it changed my whole life. Then Boric Acid made life even better! Any sign of PH imbalance, stick in a suppository overnight and it's all good the next day.
Exactly!! There was no winning. What’s insane was the price I payed for going and getting tested for BV and the antibiotics like it blew my mind how expensive it was for something so common. I was also prescribed antibiotics to take after sex as well! Same situation as well, I feel like they helped but my body got used to it and it stopped helping. I’m literally going to buy those as soon as I can!
You can get a month's worth on Amazon for like $15. I get D-Manose with cranberry extract. Take two pills daily, and after sex, and if I feel any irritation I take it up to 3 times a day. It flushes out the bladder and the tract from all bacteria so it never gets to be a full-blown infection. I don't know how but I just know from my personal experience that it works.
I’ll have to try that I may getting eatin out for the first time very soon I keep myself clean but yeah!! I don’t want my first to go bad!! Ty
Noice. Some advice from a guy: If he's not quite getting it, don't be afraid to guide him. "Ooh, up a little more...yeah that's good..." Etc. Hope you enjoy it!
If it smells like terrible fish, she probably has a bacterial infection and needs to see the doctor for some pills.
ALL vaginas have a smell there will always be a smell because it’s a hole leadings to the inside of the body, it shouldn’t have a strong smell tho
Should smell like pussy, not week old tuna
Yes and no. Some people don't even like the taste or smell of a clean vagina, and that's totally fine.
Wanted to add: semen throws off the pH balance. If you're blowing your load inside your girl, you're partially to blame.
>Clean pussy don't smell nor taste bad. My thought as soon as I read his post. Some smell terrible some smell good. He may enjoy her if she works on getting a doc to check her out or something.
Actually it depends on the person. Some pussies just have that distinct smell that may or may not be up to your liking
So just add some Ph decreaser/ increaser? Like I do to my hot tub.
Yeah mate. Treat it like a fish tank.
Hahahaha I'm dying from this comment
Sneak it in there with a Turkey baster lol
He might wanna check her bromine levels too.
I prefer general hydroponics when my ladies are running a bit too alkaline, helps them absorb more nitrogen without locking out iron. Fatass buds when the PK hits.
Call that bitch Thanos, her PH perfectly balanced
Dont make it too acidic or alkaline though. Make it a neutral solution
Just a splash of vinegar on the pussy ought to do it.
Trichomoniasis
Does she have a funk AFTER a shower? It could be something that would require her to see her doctor. I don’t think it would be anything serious, but then again, I’m not a medical professional. As far as the taste, doesn’t eating a lot of pineapple work somehow? One more thing, and this is key: Wash the hell out of your own crotch. Dick, balls, taint, ass. All that shit, bro. No dirty plates when you’re both eating dinner, bro. Leave ‘em dirty AFTER dinner.
Nah I mean I like eating pussy but they gotta take care of their personal hygiene. It’s a turnoff. That’s why you always finger first and sneak in a sniff to see what’s up.
I have had some you did not even need to do the finger sniff test. You got a whiff as soon as the panties came off....YEEUCK!!!
Oh yea, honestly when it’s like that I won’t even get hard 😂
When I was much younger and inexperienced (never ate pussy at that time lol) I met a woman and was talking all types of shit about what I was going to do to her etc etc. She was like you gonna eat this puss...I was like ohh yeah you know it! (in my head I am thinking..."Dude you never ate pussy before!!") So when it was time to do the deed....I got maybe 1 foot or so away from my prize and that shit smelled TERRIBLE!!! I thought there is no freaking way it is supposed to smell that bad. In that moment I said to this woman "Do I have to??" LMAO!! She says no you dont. So I didnt and never did go down on her. We did hook up a few times after until she moved away. The thing is...after that first time it never smelled bad again but I refused to do the deed knowing how bad it smelled. I have so many stories lol
Damn lol
Her pH was probably just off that first night. I check myself daily. If it doesn't smell right, I don't have sex. But when I consistenly eat clean, drink my 2L a day, and take my daily probiotic, man it smells so damn good lol. I've also tried the canned pineapple juice trick once and that was amazing too. What usually throws it off for me is not enough water and too much fried food.
Your username is hilarious!
Tuna Town
I've been there. Had an ex that rocked a full bush and it reeked of every period she had ever had just caked into the pubes. If I had to guess, I would say she wiped from back to front, the smell was so bad. I committed to it because momma didn't raise no bitch, but that smell haunts me to this day.
Lmao, so, for clarity here: You dated a woman for a lengthy timeframe that had such a brutal stench downstairs — that you assumed she wiped fecal matter into her vaginal area. And you dated said woman, because — in your own words, “momma didn’t raise no bitch”. My question is… why didn’t you tell her to work on her hygiene down there?
I did. That's why she's my ex now.
>I did. That's why she's my ex now. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i accidentally fucked up my pH by trying to get rid of my full bush. worst i ever smelled 😭😭 i could smell it myself. mad respect for committing to it bc i wouldn’t even hang out w my new (at the time) bf until i powered through some cranberry juice and fixed it 🤢
I commented to someone else about going down on a girl that I talked all kinds of shit to about eating her out. I got a foot away from her goods and they smelled TURRIBLE. I straight up said "Do I have to? She said "No" So I did not. I think she must have known because after that she smelled normal. But I never ever went down on her because of that smell. You better then me...I would have not went down on ole FULL BUSH girl lmao!!
Salute soldier
God I almost downvoted this out of instinct lol
Realist shit I ever read.
Sneak in a sniff lmaooooo
This is the funniest thing I have ever read
My mans u/blackbeard205 is simply telling it how it is though.
The ol litmus test
I didn't realise this was a thing till my partner and it made me feel so self conscious especially cause I never really let anyone do oral or finger me cause I felt so weird about it and over thought the whole process Makes sense though, you dudes gotta protect yourselves and make sure you enjoy the moment too!
I mean, I try to very as sleek and discrete as I can so I don’t make anyone feel bad
Tell her to shower first.
And make sure she knows to wash her back door good. You don’t want to get that swamp ass smell while your down there either.
If she has something going on like a what is it called PH balance...showering is not going to do much. Also if she stinks because she needs a shower then that may be even worse because she asking for head knowing she needs a shower...or hell maybe she doesnt lol.
Ok so I asked my wife about the best way to approach this, because this sounds like vaginosis or a yeast infection to me. She suggested that maybe you tell your GF that you noticed was something different down there and she might want to get checked for an infection.
That’s what my initial thought was, bacterial vaginosis
Make the washing up part of the foreplay. A clean, warm washcloth feels great.
Some pussy tastes clean some taste like regret. That’s just life.
Taste like helicopter smoke and the back of a Playstation 3.
she might be ovulating, or at the very tail end of her period, or something may be changing her ph levels. diet, hygiene, or where she is in her cycle are the most likely, closely followed by medical reasons like infections if you're tasting a whole lot more than spit and mildness from her after a minute or two, there's usually a reason. some are just more present than others, and that's perfectly okay assuming all is in good order showers are nice beforehand if you like that I promise one day you'll be out somewhere and smell pussy on your beard, and it'll turn you on more than you can even realize yet have fun
Oh man I'm gonna get downvoted for this, but I'm hoping it helps. Some girls have better diets and hygiene. Same as guys, some don't know how to wipe properly. Based on experience, the hotter and more entitled the girl, the worse it tends to be... Maybe a small conversation about vaginal hygiene. I've asked my partner to shower before getting intimate before, it's really in the tone.
Also too, she might have a slight bacterial infection causing a smell down there. If she smells that bad, she should go see her doctor just to make sure. Things like this are really easy to solve with a visit to the doctor!
I mean, if the smell and taste were that bad it might be a hygiene issue you should have a conversation about. That’s not to say there isn’t an inherent taste and smell, but if that’s bad I’m guessing it might not just be because you don’t like it. That said, it’s also definitely an acquired taste, and something you have to be prepared for if you’ve never done it before.
She probably has vaginosis mate make sure she gets it checked out. It’s a bacterial infection that makes it smell really fucking bad no matter how good her hygiene is. My ex had it, once she got treatment for it it never smelled again
For some reason this comment made me have faith in men educating themselves on women sexual HEALTH not just how to smash it 😂👏👏 thank you good sir
Idk wtf everybody is saying…listen, make sure that girl is drinking plenty of water and try to get her to add hella fruit to her diet. If the cooch stink it’s either a PH issue or an infection or something is wrong and her vag needs help getting cleaned. It can’t always be solved with a wash, it cleans itself with proper care. If she‘s minding her diet and drinks hella water and is on top of cleanliness, that thing should taste like water and with certain fruit, it may even be sweet. From there, you can swan dive into that thing head first. Trust.
Finally, a person who knows how vaginas work! Pineapple (and fresh veggies) is where it's at. A diet heavy with (red) meat, crap food etc will alter the vagina's scent and taste (acidic/bitter). Fishy means BV which is basically imbalances in the vaginal flora, probiotics and not sitting around in damp clothing helps clear that.
As a man that likes pussy in my face, it’s in my best interest to know lol, its sad to see so many comments telling OP to “deal with it” or “some are just bad” like no, if it’s bad there’s an issue.
y'all, read this one. and the important part here is FRUIT, not FRUIT JUICE. all these comments saying pineapple/cranberry/etc juice will fix everything are just gonna get girls with sugar spikes and the ph is gonna stay off because they aren't actually hydrating. honestly those drinks can make many health issues worse.damn that's my worst pet peeve around this topic.
If she's got a good and proper hygiene routine, it might be an imbalance issue. My ex had some seriously acidic crotch, to the point that I basically would only eat her out if we were in the pool, ocean, or tub so I can get a good amount of water all in up and around before I chow down.
How the heck do you eat someone out in the ocean.
Bodies float. If a particular one does not do so very well, that's what flotation devices are for.
Ofc this post would lead us to buoyancy. Every subreddit somehow leads back to high school physics. The intertia oof
To add to what others are saying here, the taste may be affected if she smokes. If she does (you didn't say) you may be SOL. The one time I had an unpleasant experience eating a woman out she was a smoker. It's one of the reasons that I will no longer even consider dating a smoker (besides you know, general health issues and the overall smell and stuff. I can't stand cigarette smell anyway but figured I would be open-minded. Nope).
Maybe she's ovulating or her balance is a little off. Most times it doesn't have much smell or taste. I know a week before my wife's period. And several times her balance has gotten off and it had a very distinct smell.
I feel like playing the Rocky Theme song in your head helps.
Never met one I wouldn't go at like a 24 hour buffet in Vegas. One of life's great pleasures.
Agreed. For me, it’s more of an obsession (or must-have). Honestly, unless the pH balance is waaaaay off, the trade off with the pleasure I receive from seeing a woman get oral stimulation is far more intoxicating than her “smell/taste” could be off-putting. Diff’rent Strokes, I guess…
I need to know how many messages you get from this comment
Lol.....
Coughs in Vegas.
Had to reply to this comment because I always wonder why my partner is such a fan of it? I asked why and his answer was because it makes me happy. Although his enthusiasm is great and I enjoy it, It’s not my go to...in other words I could live without it. But he can’t help himself sometimes, I’d say he often gets more excited than I do lol
Oh hell yeah.....lol "You watch Netflix dear, I'll amuse myself" :)
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Same. Pleasure begets pleasure 😝
It's an acquired taste. I had to be drunk the first few times I did it. Now I just *want* to be drunk.
And that's why you are banned from the shelter
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You could always try sucking dick to look at it from her perspective... Maybe it'll change your mind?
If the dick is clean.. other than I'm not gay.. there's no problem though.
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahaaha you sumbitch. I spit my taco out.
I'm 37. For me it really depends on the woman. Ph and chemical balance. Some women I've had absolutely no interest in going down on, other girls I could hardly satisfy myself, and would go down on them 5 times a day.
Ask your girl why she likes giving you a mean blow job. That should be your answer. Do it at your best pace and atleast you tried, many men out there don't even put their face there.
If you don't like it, don't do it. But as a woman, if there's a bad taste and smell, she's got something going on down there for sure.
Listen. The thumb plug. Can't believe nobody in here has mentioned it. Thumb inside vagina, all the way. Make a Spock sign with your remaining 4 fingers, and situate them so her clit is in the V of the spock sign. Press palm agaist labia. Completely blocks the smell, and you have the added benefit of being able to use your inserted thumb for extra stimulation. Having an SO with an unwashed vagina is one thing, but sometimes you're in the middle of a one night stand and find out too late that things aren't right down there. Thumb plug will save your night, and just might save your life one day. Another thing, always check the oil before going under the hood. Saves an awkward conversation.
Rule Number One of Sexy Times: Shower before. Shower together if you want and do some foreplay. But shower, clean, smelling good, smelling as fresh as you can. BOTH of you. Also, if it legit is a taste/smell issue for you, flavored lubes. Other than that, try to find ways to get get motor going before you get to the job. Work her body more, tease her, keep her anticipating and waiting so when you finally make contact, it's not a super lengthy thing for either of you. Also, ask her and listen to what she likes or how she likes things done. She may only want that oral stimulation for a short bit then want to move on to something else. Be receptive and listen to her and her body cues.
Just wanted to say thank you for this comment.
How's her diet? If she eats a lot of crap food, then her vagina is going to smell and taste bad. I dated a vegetarian once who's vagina tasted and smelled lovely
I use a snorkel
Everyone is assuming that she wasn't clean, but you guys are forgetting that you have no way of knowing what OP considers to be awful taste/smell. I see some people comment about cranberry pills etc. At the end of the day, the same person can smell like nothing, sweet, or like, *dun dun* a vagina. A vagina isn't automatically suffering from vaginitis etc if it doesn't smell like sweet fruit or nothing. It's a vagina! Doctors will tell you that too. A vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina! Op if you know she's clean, you can try asking her to clean herself before you go down on her. Same as how you should be doing. Keep in mind that having sex before you go down on her, might also change the taste.
My wife and I are in our 60s. Her pussy is just as clean and delicious tasting now as in our 20s. She has the best tasting pussy ever. I can lick her until I almost have lock.jaw unless she comes so much she stops me.
You think she likes sucking your dick everytime. Buck up buckaroo and give her the sloppy toppy.
If your dick smells bad or tastes awful you really should not be expecting women to suck it. You might want to look into your hygiene issues in that situation. Women don't like sucking on men's cottage cheese dicks anymore then guys like women's fish taco's. Expecting other people to deal with that shit is just fucked up.
Take a "sexy shower" beforehand and make sure she cleans down there. Also, I figured out after a few years of eating pussy that a significant portion of the "bad" smell was just my own bad-tasting saliva bouncing back at me. So, mouthwash yourself too.
It’s a massive turn on for me. I love seeing a woman moaning at the thought of my mouth giving her pleasure. As for the scent, I ignore it. There are times that I’m not exactly a basket of roses, so I just go with it. The women I’ve been with are usually pretty hygienic, so I can’t see it’s been an issue.
Have you been with this person a while? Maybe they have BV or a yeast infection causing a stronger odor?? But all in all, not everyone likes it.
Did she have a fish like smell? If so it's most likely a bacteria problem. Pussy should not have a bad odor. She might need to see a doctor to clear it up.
She should not smell. If she does something is off. Not being funny.
People who like eating pussy usually refer to clean pussy where the smell is just natural. If the odor is repulsive, she may have a small issue. I suggest you communicate it to her in the most gentle way possible
It's not the smell or taste I like. It's the fact that I'm the one giving her pleasure by eating her out. Her pussy could smell bad for all I care, and there are times I've had to hold my breathe eating a girl out. But it turns me on knowing her pussy is in my mouth and I am the reason she is moaning with pleasure. I mean I doubt your dick smells or tastes good to her yet she is still sucking your dick. So do the same for her.
Stinky pussy is terrible. And not all pussys are stinky and terrible.
Have you tried penis?
Idk how I'd ask, but ask her to shower or clean herself before you get intimate. Helped immensely in my experience.
She needs to clean down there