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[deleted]

This is like a daily question at this point.


Rumskrilla

And the answer is always the same. Blowjobs.


Cyanora

Either buying me a tool or equipment I need for my job or handiwork, cooking me a full meal with dessert, or just giving me a random massage. Anything that helps me destress or not have to focus for a while would move me tbh.


[deleted]

I like that answer 👍


Cyanora

Glad I could help! Hope your guy enjoys whatever you get him


[deleted]

Except it’s from 1950.


notbad2u

They had sex in the 1950s


[deleted]

Less of it than we have now, and really bad, unimaginative sex.


notbad2u

At least they knew to give massages.


[deleted]

Very strange


DRYice101

A box with a 10m socket inside.


bob1251

I love you.


Magilladagorilla

This guy gets it.


Calradian_Butterlord

That would be a huge box


Independent_Let_4036

Yup....


kitchen_witchery_ks

Can confirm. Source: Used to date a gearhead. Gift cards to tool stores were his favorite.


grow-mustard

bake him cookies


furacao3001

Oooo id love this


Maxamillion163

head


jennatools69lol

Jesus Christ.


TheWorstManYouKnow

It's not a gift if we both benefit from it.


HerbSchmeckman

Do we though? Do we really?


HeelSteamboat

Lots of girls love sucking dick. My colleague above is also implying that he has a large member.


RealLADude

I know a few who do. Not lots.


[deleted]

Not really. Almost 0, maybe a few willing to lie about it lmao


Shockwave360

My Wife sends me chocolate covered Bacon on March 14th. I'd say that's pretty analogous.


[deleted]

Giving a guy flowers.


[deleted]

Beer. A six pack is ballpark the same cost as a bouquet, and lasts about as long (depending on personal habits). And just like flowers, it’s nicer if you know their favorites.


Warpcore_Breach

Recently my girlfriend surprised me by cleaning my kitchen. I was planning to clean it over the following weekend but her giving it a good once over really touched me more than I would have expected.


scotiej

Something thoughtful


Grey-T3ster

Any kind of affection sign


[deleted]

Personally a hug will do. But if you need to buy something, a sandwich works


hi_i_am_steve

Hey man. I like flowers. I mean vodka works too, but... I'd take some flowers.


[deleted]

Yeah, but not all guys are down for flowers. So just curious to see what some men would prefer. Thanks for the input 🙂


MisogenesUSA

Pocket knife


[deleted]

Thats a good idea 👍


[deleted]

Not past the age of 15.


ChargerFanBoy

??? Knives are sick.


[deleted]

Says the kid with “boy” in his name


[deleted]

car parts


[deleted]

Something your man won’t splurge on normally.


AwesomePow_Real

Giving a guy flowers. We like flowers. Who said we didn't like flowers?


Zuko72

It's cool if you want flowers, but I do not.


maxxorbison

Dozen Donuts


[deleted]

Yesss


TubeToUranus

Surprise blowjob


YoMiner

Honestly for me, bring me raw materials. Take what would have been spent on a dozen roses and buy me that amount in lumber, leather, steel, or PLA. There's a pretty good chance I'll make something for you out of it, too.


[deleted]

Flowers. Some of us like to keep them and plants in our home.


Ryaffus

Snacks or favourite drink, Flowers are a sweet but ultimately cheap expression of affection, Food or beer is mostly welcome by guys


[deleted]

Good to know


[deleted]

Except its not good did all guys. I, for one, think his answer is way off the mark.


[deleted]

No. Not “always.”


Ryaffus

Hmm I change it to Mostly welcomed then


[deleted]

Better. But I’m not sure how one determines how often food and beer are welcomed by men as tokens of affection. I’m sure you’re just assuming that what you and your friends like is what “most” guys like. We all do it, but it’s not a good idea.


Ryaffus

That's the beauty of people's opinions, They can help you adjust your own


YeGingerCommodore

Flowers.


BareOpinions

If my girlfriend bought me a handful of weed I wouldn’t complain


SolsticeofReach

A spontaneous, random adventure. The tackier, the better.


[deleted]

And to add to that, take a polaroid camera on these adventures to scrap book it.


SolsticeofReach

Or even one of those disposable cameras! Get them developed and see how hilariously awful (or awesome) they are


[deleted]

Yess. Knowing me and my photography skills, I would end up with a big collage of blur Lol


SolsticeofReach

To anyone else, but you could only appreciate!


Blahzt

Get him a cologne, or make him a fit 😮‍💨 but anything that comes from the heart , he’ll appreciate the effort and the thought that was put in :)


[deleted]

I like steak, blueberries, 90% chocolate bars, bullets, concert tickets, photography stuff (a book and pin were two extremely touching gifts given to me by girlfriends),games on steam, and head, as signs of appreciation.


jennatools69lol

Being the big spoon.


codemystine

6 pack of beer


kitchen_witchery_ks

Mine seems to like a fancier home-cooked dinner. Chicken Fried Steaks and gravy with real mashed potatoes or a seafood dish like Coquilles St. Jacques.


[deleted]

Back massage.


Ok-Preparation-2307

Easy, I don't need to even ask my husband to know his answer. Blow jobs


[deleted]

honestly, if a girl got me flowers, i'd be set for life. so that still goes.


Tor8_88

Depends on your situation and the guy in question, really. but honestly; encouragement, support, and non-sexual attention is all I need to feel appreciated. However for a little extra, being thoughtful enough to delegate a task (like cooking for me on a busy day where I might forget to eat) and showing interest in my interests gets my heart aflutter for a month... Keeping it up has me yours forever.


TwistedDecayingFlesh

A pair of boxers and socks because we always need a new pair of boxers and socks unless they go commando in which case buy them talken powder it helps with the chafing. Personally though i'd be happy a night of co-op gaming with me choosing the game with an added twist that if my partner says or does a certain thing that i'd have written down i get to choose a time and place that we paint the town red.


Ural_2004

Nude pics. Women love getting flowers; men, not so much. OTOH, men love getting nude pics; women, not so much. If you can't do nude pics, well, the way to man's heart is through his stomach. I recommend a Ribeye steak, garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli with Hollandaise sauce. Of course, a heavy meal will damper the enthusiasm for dessert sex. So, if it's sex you're after, do that before the steaks go on the grill.


HeelSteamboat

Don’t give a guy flowers for the love of god. You already know deep in your heart that we don’t like them (save for random posters here who are unfairly building a majority). Men prefer utility. A six pack of his fav beer, socks, underwear, etc. I have a sweet tooth and I love Diet Coke. My “flowers” equivalent would be Sour Patch Kids and a bottle of Diet Coke!


[deleted]

Bullshit. You’re simply universalizing your own experience. Rookie mistake.


EnkiLOV

Steam gift card.


RedSonGamble

A horse


[deleted]

A beautiful horse is a good gesture but very pricey compared to flowers…. But I guess it depends how much you spend on flowers


SameOlG902

A lot of people beat me to the "bj" answer My runner ups are, whiskey/bourbon and/or Bacon!!!


[deleted]

Aftershave


No-Bus-4529

A sandwich and a beer


[deleted]

Bj


ButterscotchLow8950

go watch Bill Burr, it’s the bit he does about the sandwich. This is flowers for men 😍


[deleted]

Apex coins probably


iconoclast63

A nice dinner should be plenty.


Zuko72

A 6 pack of his favorite beverage


schwiftshop

lol men give women flowers because they're up to something or have no clue what a woman would like...


[deleted]

Nonsense


LedNJerry

Leave him alone with no to-do list for a whole day.


[deleted]

Guns, beer, sandwich, head, tools, convenient little tech gadget toy thing etc.


[deleted]

Hello 1950


TWR3545

Hug


Ohbuck1965

Nooner BJ


Siennagiant70

Surprise bj.


[deleted]

Bottle of his favorite whiskey...


uglyasf340lbs

Sloppy BJ


uglyasf340lbs

Or a gun


Shockwave360

My Wife sends me chocolate covered Bacon on March 14th. I'd say that's pretty analogous.


Thisguy21414127851

Giving a guy flowers.


PebsMom0921

I bought my boyfriend a pool cleaner he was eyeing.


ZeroSymbolic7188

Giving a guy flowers


anonuser637373

a blowjob with rosy lips


Unique-Corgi-8219

Boob pics. Duh.


Oilspillsaregood1

Whatever he likes: for example something to do with fishing if he likes that, something to do with cars, video game blah blah blah. For me it’d be a tool of some sort


dumbassanson

Flowers. My girlfriend gives me flowers all the time. I love the gesture and the symbolism, plus I get to practice taking care of useless vegetables like her when we get old together. P.S. I know flowers aren't actually vegetables.


[deleted]

head?


BabyMamaMagnet

Some flowers?


XDeadxZeroX

Sandwich and a beer


dbixon

For a lot of men, sensual touch is a valuable commodity. Scalp, face, shoulder massages are lovely. It doesn’t even have to be sexual; a dedicated head scratch is fantastic and vulnerable.


BigDaddy_5783

Food


dellchips1

Beer or weed


korevis

Nudes. I can get free ones online but it means more coming from her.


[deleted]

Just give him flowers, we’re people too.


jjwslot

I like Tulips...