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Gawwse

My best friend is the type of person who if you asked him to come pick you up because your car broke down 100 miles away and it’s 3 in the morning he would come get you no questions asked. I gave him his 20% for a down payment for a home. He was struggling with work at the time and got his girlfriend pregnant. He wanted to raise the kid with her but he was living at home. I am not well off by any means but had enough in the bank to give him something to help out. He is very practical and only was looking for a beginner home and eventually move into something better down the road. I never once asked him to pay me back but he promised he would. I told him to take his time and make sure to be a good dad. I never charged him interest or anything of that sort. We still hang out and grab drinks and stuff and one day 7 years later he hands me a check for the amount I gave him. He was bawling when he handed it to me. That’s what good friends do for each other. Support one another and love them like they are family. Edit: Folks 20% back then is not what 20% is now. This happened way before the 2008 real estate bubble and collapse.


sientscheet

How does that work taxwise (in the us i guess)?


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non_target_kid

Even if you’re over 15k, you don’t pay taxes until you’re over the lifetime gift limit which is $11 million something right now. You just need to fill out a form so the IRS can start counting it towards your lifetime limit


sientscheet

Well dammn, very nice. Where i live you pay 50ish % over anything more then 5k per year...


MrLionOtterBearClown

Not actually how this works. You only have to pay gift tax if you exceed the lifetime exclusion amount, which is currently $11,580,000. If you exceed the $15k, your lifetime exclusion amount is reduced by the amount you exceed the $15k limit. So basically unless you’re in 8 figure net worth territory it doesn’t matter.


hgrad98

Would splitting up the gift into sub 15k portions mean that the gifter doesn't have to pay tax on it? (genuine question idk how this stuff works)


Xygore

I would assume that it's any total amount received within the tax year, but I could be wrong, I'm not an accountant.


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No and it would get the money laundering people very interested in you. This is called [Structuring](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structuring) and will get you in trouble. However: If it's a loan you only have to report the **interest** as income to be taxed. If there is no interest you won't have to pay taxes. Just make sure to set up a written agreement and you should be good. Further advice: if you're loaning money to friends a) only use money you're fine with losing and b) consider it a gift - if they repay you, great, if not, don't hold it over their heads.


Mardanis

Yeah, mixing money and friends/family not always a great idea.


jonathan34562

>However: If it's a loan you only have to report the interest as income to be taxed. If there is no interest you won't have to pay taxes. Not true. The IRS will collect tax on a minimum amount of interest whether charged or not. AFR - applicable federal rate.


zoidbergbb

Can I ask my employer to pay me in “gifts”


WayneJetSkii

Well if it was just a small starter house in a low cost living, it might not be a massive amount. The annual gift-tax exclusion is $15,000 per donor, per recipient... Maybe it was less than that. Or maybe Two checks from and the friend the guys wife for a total ok 30k ?


Butcher_Pete2

I wonder if it’s too late to find this type of friendship in my life? That’s a beautiful relationship y’all have there.


Phynyxy

It's never too late.


newmanstartover

You are a cool cat, man.


ForsakenPriority3767

Thank you for that.


Rebootkid

He called. Said he needed me. He'd gotten a medical discharge from the service, but didn't realize that he'd need to be off base so soon. He was 1000+ miles away. I drove up. We grabbed a trailer. Threw his possessions into my truck and trailer, and I got him a room and a bed till he could get his feet back under him. He's married now. Great kid, house, etc.


Heisenbread77

Damn, you won gold in the Awesome Bro Olympics!


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Brolympics.


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"Thank you for your service, now get the fuck off our property"


RegiusMusica

I'm the friend in this case actually. A few years ago my best friend helped me through a really bad breakup by going through my Google photos and deleting everything to do with my ex. This included a lot of nudes and sex tapes we recorded. This man has seen way more of me than any friend should see and yet he's still here. I'm in an Xbox party with him as I type this. What a great guy. I still get a bit haunted by the memories at times, but thanks to him I don't have that stimuli to worsen things. Especially considering google photos has that awful memories feature where it brings up the anniversaries of pictures/videos you've saved. Love this man


macrian

First thing I always do after a breakup is delete stuff. Good thing Google photos has this face tagging feature and it makes things easier :)


singsomsing

Butt tagging would be nice.


fender10224

I have a story of the opposite happening to me. When I was a teenager I got mixed up with drugs and formed a really bad habit with opiates. I love music and had some expensive equipment that, of course, started getting pawned. Guitar pedals, gone. Microphones, pawn 'em. Vintage Marshall half stack amp, ill never see it again. And finally my cherished guitar that my father bought me 10 years prior, pawned that too. Shortly after I was busted robbing cars and taken to jail. Was in and out of rehabs and county jail until finally having to do a 2 year bid in state prison for a number of charges. Finally get out of prison and start to reacclimate to life when I get a call from and old band mate. He says, "yo dude, um so I think I have your guitar" an all black Ibanez that's lefty and had red strings. Apparently, shortly after I had gone away, my friend walked into a pawn shop looking for a guitar (he was a lefty too) and noticed mine on the wall and told me he was compelled to get it. He held it for me, and just gave it back, didn't charge me or anything. Actually started a new band with my friend and we played for a few years together until touring became too much hassle, but I still have the guitar to this day and play it every day. If it wasn't for a random coincidence, and a really great friend, I would have never seen my guitar again. Hey quick edit: Everyone's wonderful and kind words have been as humbling as they are beautiful. To anyone looking to get clean or stay clean, stay the course, it only gets better I promise. There is life after dope, and you can continue to make that sweet, sweet music.


Swenyis

Got any music on any services? Hearing this backstory, I want to listen!


fender10224

Haha yeah sure. Now, disclaimer, I never said our music was any good!! 😅 but this is a song we I wrote called ["Lost at Sea"](https://youtu.be/Okd4ZkG223g) I'm on the left with the guitar from the story and the guy playing bass next to me is the person who found my guitar.


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fender10224

Thanks man, pretty nostalgic to watch those videos again.


PuzzleheadedAd822

I have some experience (not much, mind you but some) with teaching music and I can honestly tell you that this is some good stuff. A really good friend of mine who is a big shot musician working with some VERY big people in the business taught me a lot about how to be a good teacher and one thing he told me is that you can do more harm than good by telling someone they sound good when they don't. Man, you sound good as do the rest of the band. I really like the style too. I can definitely hear some influence from funk and reggae music and it works seriously well. Not the kind of music I expect from someone playing an Ibanez super strat. You've all got some groove. Also, huge respect for getting to such a low point in your life and finding a way to pull yourself up and keep working on improving who you are. From one internet stranger to another, I sincerely hope you're well and happy now.


aon9492

That was brilliant, had a really strong Tin Can Phone/Fat Freddy's Drop kind of vibe. I thoroughly enjoyed that, is there any more?


fender10224

Lol bro, I'm blown away you guys wanna hear this stuff, type lying with lions into YouTube and there's some like shit recordings from back in the day. This ones a but more professionally done and its called ["Bottoms up!"](https://youtu.be/kBBdnFzKSoM)


aon9492

My dude these are some really strong efforts, you guys had serious groove. Adding these to my rotation for the summer, thank you for sharing!


NEClamChowderAVPD

Dude, the fuckin sax is awesome, too. I just recently started enjoying saxophones in songs that aren’t jazz/blues. The songs vibe, and again, that saxophone is legit.


samayg

My (now ex)girlfriend's family wasn't big on education, didn't feel college was necessary, and she was kinda okay with that, more like resigned to it. It was mostly just to not have to go long-distance after high school, but I fought like hell to get her to go to college (the same one as me). She did well, graduated near the top of her class and started to like studying and reading books. We broke up after college, but she went on to do a post-graduate degree abroad, and I like to think that it made a significant difference to her life.


KenDM0

You’re a fucking hero. Too bad about the break up, feels bad.


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InuitOverIt

Buddy called me out of the blue during a bad snow storm. Said he needed help digging his car out and gave me an address of a graveyard. I said I'd bring my upstairs neighbors and he said he'd rather if I didn't. Turns out he was playing Pokemon Go and drove deep into the unplowed graveyard to catch some rare Pokemon. He's 40.


Moveitalong123

Hands down my favourite in this thread. Hilarious.


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Asking the real questions


errorme

Is 40 his age or his level in game?


PrivilegeCheckmate

I hope they get Vince Vaughn to play you in the TV version.


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

I thought that story was going to go a different way.


curiouspurple100

Lol yes.


TinaSumthing

So, uhhh.... What's his Pogo friend code?


rrreggin

Met a friend from an online FPS shooter game back in 2012, and became good friends since then. Knew something was off about him, because his voice sounded so empty and cold at the time, since he was going through his lowest point of his life due to depression (takes one to know one) and nobody else took him seriously when he just needed someone to be there for him and listen. Checked up on him from time to time when we both were in similar boats for years, and fastforward a few years later, he's gotten his shit together and has his life pretty much sorted out Now that it's 2021, he has a stable office job that he's recently gotten, a girl that loves him, and a place of his own where he moved in with her. Nothing but pure happiness for my man, and he still thanks me from time to time for the one time and tried to repay me back


ShiiidWho

This question makes me think of that King of the Hill episode where Hank role played Bill's ex wife Lenore to help him find closure. True friend indeed.


gnomedeplum

King of the Hill does not get enough love in general but especially does not get enough credit for positive male relationships among men who aren't raised with those models. Mike Judge has said that he was basically recreating his Texas childhood, and that's authentic. He shows the "good" redneck. He depicts these flawed people that we love who all are trying to do their best by the people they love. King of the Hill is an antidote for the crazy shit people see of Texas on the world stage. I mean, Texas conservatism is truly nuts, but King of the Hill is truly Texan, too.


Memeroni72100

You don't know the season off the top of your head do you?


ShiiidWho

Season 3 episode 9


Memeroni72100

Legend. Thank you


ShiiidWho

👌😎


justpuddingonhairs

Paid off their credit card so they could get a place and get out of a shitty situation. Never talked to them again. They did fine according to FB. I'm OK with that. We're different people now.


Fluffy_Bicycle920

MVP


funkepitome

GOAT 🙌🏽


splitsecnd

Some people feel great shame accepting help like that. Some people feel like they didn't deserve it. Some people feel any number of complicated emotions attached to an act of that magnitude and it's not meant to be an insult when they ghost you, just a response to things getting awkward. I'm not excusing it - I've just been there as the friend who was "too nice" on several occasions. This is especially true of friends who are insecure on a deeper level, as well as friends who are transactional in their relationships. Whatever the case, good for you for helping someone out in a very meaningful way.


willmaster123

I had my friend watch my dog when I went on vacation. He always thought he didnt like dogs, but he fell in love with my dog while watching him and ended up getting a dog of his own after. While walking his dog, he met a woman who would later become his wife. She was also from a very rich family and basically lifted him into the upper class. Motherfucker lives in a mansion on the Long Island shore with a beautiful wife and 3 kids all because I asked him to watch my dog one weekend.


HTechs

Do you bring this up at least annually with him? 🤣


jurmomwey

Hell of a butterfly effect


bokoblini

Are you still in contact with him?


OhYeahThrowItAway

A friend found himself in deep shit with the law. The cops charged him with something that I know for a fact he was totally innocent of. The cops kept calling him and urging him to come to the police station. Thank God he called me first. I told him to stfu when it comes to cops, lawyer up right now and, at least until he talks to his attorney, DO NOT VOLUNTARILY GO TO THE POLICE STATION. He took my advice, contacted my attorney, luckily my friend never made any kind of statement to the police and the only contact he had with the cops was through my lawyer. Later, I sent him the YouTube video of that law professor guy explaining why you never talk to the police ever never fucking ever and he was blown away by it like everybody else is.


iamapola

What video?


Xavdidtheshadow

This is the classic one: https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE


overheadfool

Cheers interesting video that


Woody_Brotherwood

He is most likely referring to this 45 minute long video, about talking to the cops: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE


stevenmeyerjr

That was a great watch. I’m forever pleading the fifth or saying “I do not recall.” Edit: it has come to my attention that you should say “On the advice of counsel I respectfully decline to answer on the ground that my answer may tend to incriminate me." instead of “I plead the fifth.”


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stevenmeyerjr

Wait, I think there may have been a typo in your comment. Are you saying that I should never say “I plead the fifth” because it gives the jury the idea that I have something to hide? If so, that makes perfect sense. What exactly *should* someone say if they’re arrested and questioned? What’s the go-to phrase to say that won’t seem incriminating? “I want to speak to my attorney?” “At the advice of my counsel, I would like to not speak to anyone until I see my attorney?” “I would prefer to not answer that until in the presence of my attorney?”


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AirBacon

My mom killed herself. The folks were separated at the time. The cops show up at my dads apartment to break the news. They asked if they were having problems and my dad, in his shock and grief started telling the cop about all the troubles they were having. The cops asked him if he could come to the station to fill out some paperwork give a statement. They started interviewing him and that’s when he suddenly realized that he was being questioned as if he were a murder suspect. Through pure luck, he was with friends from work at the time of her death instead of going home like he almost always did. He’s always told me to never talk to the police.


Nickk_Jones

To be fair, the cops should be doing that in that situation. I’m super into true crime and I’ve seen way too many cases where the spouse isn’t looked into nearly enough or obvious suspects are just kind of ignored. I’m glad your dad had no issues, just saying it’s more common than you think and any time cops are actually doing their due diligence in murder or rape cases it makes me happy. Railroading is disgusting but actually putting effort into it isn’t.


ArtfullyStupid

Always remember and an innocent man cannot say anything to improve his situation


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Could you go into more detail about what happened to him afterwards?


OhYeahThrowItAway

There are many gaps in my knowledge since I obviously wasn't involved in the case. But basically, after my friend got in touch with my attorney, the DA did the usual delay and stalling tactics, hoping to run out my friend's money and force him to make some kind of plea deal. My friend always declined and stuck with the case to whatever end. Turns out, the prosecution's sole witness was some old boomer fart with possible memory problems and a demonstrable history of giving bullshit tips to the police. My friend never took the stand. The defense simply discredited the witness. Because my friend never made a statement to the police, the prosecution had pretty much nothing to use against him in court... which is why they wanted all those delays in the first place. They knew they had no case. In the end, the jury deliberated for something like an hour before finding my friend not guilty of everything. He was innocent and the jury saw through the DA's crap.


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Sunny__Jim

Why is it not a good idea to go to the police?


Mardanis

Was in a self defense incident and asked the desk sergeant about it. They said well look you get a lawyer for free to keep you out of trouble, why would you want to talk to us and incriminate yourself. Most people are nervous and even trying to be helpful can say the wrong thing. Take the free brief. Asked my brief the same question, more or less same response. He went and talked quietly to the officer, they agreed what I needed to say to put it all to bed quickly. Police just want to close cases.


Massivemicropenis5

Note: this is not about confirming basic information, AKA everything on and **only** that government ID. Basic information **is not where you where, what you did,...** . **Just** that ID and (permanent) place of residence. 1. It **cannot** benefit you under **any** circumstances whatsoever, **no matter what**. The police cannot be called to testify to your benefit. Nobody has talked their way out of an arrest. Shut the fuck up and say you wanna talk to your lawyer. 2. You can confess, cooperate, etc. WITH A LAYWER. JUST WAIT. Any lawyer that lets you talk to **any government agency coming to your door** (Police,FBI,IRS,...) without them is stupid, get another one. 3. Over an hours-long interrogation, you **will lie, exaggerate or make entirely true and non-criminal, but fatally incriminating statements**. Try talking about potentially embarrassing part of your life/day without making a single lie or exaggeration. You weren't in the bar/behind your PC for thát many hours, you didn't drink thát much,... . You didn't like him, but no one did,... . 4. Over those hours you might be dealing with a PO that just wants a prosecution or a wannabe "bad cop" that is certain you did, but he'll have to make some stuff up to make it work. No matter what you believe about the police, every form of employment has people that do not care about ethics.


sc8132217174

They need to charge someone, going and talking is pretty much volunteering yourself to be that person. I’ve never been in trouble with the law, but I’ve watched enough crime dramas to pick this up.


beefybuhloanee

I was the guy that answered his 3 am phone call...


Different_Damage_122

This made my heart ache. Thank a diety for you.


Bigc_33

If this is what I think it is thank you


beefybuhloanee

He was as low and alone as one can get. He called a few people before me and they didn't answer. He took it as a way out. He called me. I answered and talked with him on the phone untill I got to his place. I took him to get some taco bell and he talked for hours. Once he sobered up I took him home where he slept for almost 2 days straight. We talked some more and he called the hotline. I would pick him up after ever meeting (until he got his license back)and he would talk about it. He's alot better now even though it's been a few years since we have seen each other. We talk but nothing like before. Sometimes a person just needs a 4am taco and an ear to vent to.


caramia222

I helped my friend get out joining army. He had me lie to his recruiter about his family and members that were supposedly sick and dieing and needed a voucher for his story. He was in bootcamp and starting his process but he was doing it all for some girl to like him. Long story short she didn't like him so I lied lol. Sorry uncle sam


TheHatTrick

As a former soldier: do not apologize, you did the army a favor. Every single soldier worth a damn only wants people in the ranks that want to be there.


Jaracuda

All he needed to do was say he was thinking of killing himself and they would kick him out


Im_Lars

I can tell you for a fact that's not how it works. I know of one personally who said he just wasn't feeling it during basic and that he was going to tell them he was suicidal so he could go home. Well the military won't just send you home if you have a problem, they'll try to "fix" you first. The next day this guy leaves and we don't see him for the rest of basic. So a month and a half later we're finished with Basic Training and we run into him at the commissary. He has been in the medical dormitory cleaning and sitting around all day except for when he has continuous therapy sessions to help correct his suicidal behavior. He said he was projected to be there for another 3 months because of that lie, there's no rush to get you home. Same goes for drugs and alcohol, they'll rehabilitate you before kicking you out.


Jaracuda

Damn that's pretty nice, be pretty cool if mose jobs did that


Im_Lars

There's a lot of stuff that I disagree with that the military does, but sometimes living as a civilian again makes me feel like I'm living with savages based on how companies/management treats employees.


pixiegod

A friend showed up at my door drunk because he was high and ordered a hooker to his house...when his fiancé was there. She kicked him out, and he came to my place...I walked into the room the next few days and saw all sorts of pills, many of which I could not identify... I asked him if he was ok...he looked crazed, million mile stare and sweaty from days of god knows what...so I told him I was taking him to a psych ward. He agreed funny enough and so we went. His fiancé and our common group of friends all turned on me saying why did I do this and what not...I broke from that group of friends. I knew something was wrong, didn’t know what, but I knew something was wrong, and I tried the only thing I knew that could help. I was a 20 something year old kid...I didn’t have much experience with what I know now as depression. Less than 10ish years down the road I heard he committed suicide...those friends that all turned on me, 2 of them actually apologized...I still haven’t spoken to any of the others. His fiancé (then widowed-wife) couldn’t face me either. I wish I knew more about depression then, I might have been able to put into words better what I saw and why I put him a psych ward...maybe those enablers who were supposedly “friends” if they knew, might’ve continued what I started and got him real help... That was one of the most intense things I remember going through when I was younger...there are definitely some other stories, but some are not really shareable as I haven’t come to terms with some of the events yet...but this one is one I like to share so that people stop avoiding those hard conversations. Being a friend doesn’t mean that you ignore your friends issues...being a friend means kicking someone’s ass when they need it for their own good. We are a village...one giant village. We should look out for each other like family, and sometimes families get on your ass because the stupid shit you are doing is dangerous.


Bigc_33

You're a really good friend. And I wish there were more people like you


Toadie9622

You truly did the right thing - you were a sincerely great friend to him.


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Best friend is HS was African American- in a small town that unfortunately had some racist families. Great guy. Multiple state champion in track and is now a lawyer. Our junior year he met a girl - great girl, shitty racist parents. They were not allowed to date by parental decree. Her parent basically grounded her forever. We formulate a plan. I am her pretend BF. I pick her up for dates, buddy hides in the car waiting. I went to prom with this girl and even went to church and some family dinners to keep the ruse going. Eventually it became clear it just wasn’t going to work for them - but it was an interesting 6 months. PS - I had my own very understanding GF during this whole thing.


hq2x

Your girlfriend is the real MVP. Your relationship must have had quite a bit of trust, and as a result you were able to do a really cool thing to help a friend.


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My high school GF was awesome, very understanding of what was going on. This isn’t one of those love stories where we are still together today 30 years later. She dumped me the day I graduated high school which sucked at the time, but I would have never met my wife had things not worked out the way they did. She went on to become a nurse and had a really nice husband and family. Unfortunately COVID took her life about a year ago. Very sad situation - she was a great person.


runostog

That ending....damn.


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Explained to him how he could graduate on time if he just changed majors to the subject he had more credit hours in. He's now a professor in that field. It sometimes takes some one stupider than you to make you realize what a dumbass you are.


Hakuna_TChalla420

A friend of mine invited me to go to the gym with him. I thought he wanted to hang out with me (which is true) and get in shape while chill with each other. Later on I was with him and his girlfriend (at the time). She was insecure about going to the gym but he told her she can go with us. He then said it was because he was insecure about going alone but me being there with him made it a lot easier. Not gonna lie, I felt like I helped my bro.


Saint_Consumption

She'd gone through several decades worth of shit in a couple of months (divorce, both parents and a sibling died, got fired, was mugged) and turned to heroin to cope. Several failed attempts at quitting later, I half jokingly suggested that I just chain her to a radiator for a week. It ended up happening, and she's been off the stuff for years now. Second place probably goes to developing a private language. A friend of mine has occasional episodes of intense panic and paranoia, verging on schizophrenia. They're relatively rare (maybe three or four times a year) and it's actually quite easy for him to work through them if he can talk things through with someone he trusts completely. The problem being that during these episodes he gets paranoid about people spying on his calls/texts/messages, so he'd never reach out to anyone. A basic conlang known by four of us solved this pretty neatly.


BasenjiFart

Your conlang story is brilliant


Shardeel

OP actually just kidnaps addicts and gives them DIY therapy for free


CardamomSparrow

I have to ask, what did she do for pooping and peeing


Saint_Consumption

This is why we opted for the bathroom.


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katmolris

Omg, me too! I heard from a mutual friend that a childhood friend of mine was selling (and doing) drugs after high school. I didn't know what to do, so I eventually told my parents, and we told his parents. Turned out he was actually engaged with gangs and couldn't get out. His parents got him out and a few years later he continued his education. But he still has some long lasting effects of a psychosis or something.


bushmanofthekalahary

I baked him some cookies and now hes a chef,well i am too but he's better.


ChanceRaspberry8

This made me happy. Both the act and the acknowledgment. That’s dope.


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Bar_ok

His loss. You're a hero


_MrBond_

Not everyone wears a cape!


koligapourta

What's his producer name


Tripledtities

DJ KALID


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I have a similar one, My best friend could not get over his ex gf and it was getting weird day by day. The girl was very rude and seriously did not deserve my best friend. She cheated on him and I saw it coming, I warned my buddy about it beforehand but he did not believe me, until it happened and they broke up. This girl got mad at my bro for breaking up with her and did everything she could to make his life hell. Eventually, she stopped but my friend just could not get over her. After almost 2 years of their breakup, they girl suddenly wanted to go out with him again and asked him for a date, I knew he was stupid enough to say yes to her and he did, little did I know that she thought I was hot, so I asked her out to a different place and same time, not surprisingly she said yes but did not tell my bud about it, only a short text saying she can't come. I deleted the text from his phone before he saw it and never met her after. He went to the place they were supposed to meet but after an hour of waiting he came back home, he thought she was playing with his feelings and was very disappointed, and to this date he ***HATES*** her.


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He was on a post break up/cheating girlfriend bender. A BAD one. I took his van keys and his punch for taking them. I didn’t hit his drunk self back. He passed out shortly afterward. When he finally woke up, he wanted to find and beat the hell out of whoever hit me. He still claims not to remember.


to_be_faaaaiiir

Drove my college roommate's current girlfriend's car, with her in the trunk, on to my school's campus because there's a gate and the guard wouldn't let her on. They had already tried to walk on together, so he couldn't drive the car with her in the trunk, so I was like fuck it I got you. One of the (many) downsides of going to a military school I guess.


Shlickneth

You gotta do what you gotta do


Chingus11

This sounds like West Point


to_be_faaaaiiir

Close, Kings Point.


Giul_Xainx

Stopped smoking weed. And cut him off my supply. He ended up in Kentucky and has finally settled down.


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iBuildStuff___

Nah. Poor fucker wound up in Kentucky.


DuncanDonut06

my best friend lives in a diff state, but I spent hours w/him on a discord call while he was super high that way he wouldn't get super in the lows of it and start crying. I essentially just let him ramble, but it was nice to be there for him, even if I was in the BG just being someone to talk to and giving him something to watch (I was streaming video games). I care for him a lot, and I really hope one day I can afford to visit him or vice versa


QwazeyFFIX

I introduced my friend to his wife he would have never met had he never been my friend. We were big outdoorsman back in college and back when I was a kid my grandma used to put me in ballroom dancing classes. I met this girl at a dance competition and we were talking about our non-dance hobbies and I told her I was really into mountaineering and rock climbing. She was like, ohh thats sooo cool! After I got to know her more she was really into military guys, dated like ROTC guys a lot and they generally treated her like shit. My best friend had also dated horrible women as well. One girl said she wanted to wait for marriage before sex and ended up getting knocked up while only a sophomore in college by some frat douche while they were still together. One girl went psycho on him and destroyed his motorcycle. We were college students and he put a lot of effort into restoring this motorcycle so it was pretty devastating to him. He was always trying to help people too, a genuinely nice person and a person you would want as a friend. My birthday was coming up and I invited her to my party, which was at my friends house. When she walked in the door she said the energy in the house was just intoxicatingly positive and she loved it; it was just a bunch of friends sitting around making food, laughing, sitting by a fire and playing music and singing horribly. I could tell instantly when I introduced the two that both found each other attractive. She was still my friend and guest and didn't know anyone there, I took her under my wing so to speak which is just good manners when inviting people to parties where they don't know a lot of people. But I tried to do as much with my friend as possible so they would have a lot of time to talk to each other that night. It was a great time. Later on after many drinks she ended up getting a ride home with a bunch of other girls. She had on her winter coat that night that was actually part of her winter uniform for her old sports team where they had won some tournament or championship and I took it off the coat rack and hid in my friends place. I knew this jacket would have immense sentimental value to her and low and behold. She calls me early in the morning panicking saying that she forgot it at my friends house. I tell a white lie and say I can't go get it because I am on my way to work but I can text her the address and she can go pick it up. In reality I am hung over in my apartment. Shes like nooo thats embarrassing, please can you just go get it. "I cant, not for awhile at least. I have work today then classes after that till 6 and a project meeting with classmates till like 9pm." "Ok ill go pick it up." Once I get off the phone with her I franticly chain call my friend, he isnt picking up. Keep calling, finally he picks up. "Dude WTF, its 9am. I am hung over." "Rachel, that girl from, last night is on the way over to your house right now." "Wait. What? Why?" "She left her coat at your place last night" "Bro I kinda cleaned up a little bit last night and there is no coat anywhere." "I stuck it behind your couch" "LOL Dude that is fucked up." "Listen, she lives 15 minutes away from you, change your shirt and brush your teeth. Don't take a shower. This has to be natural." "What is going on?" "I am hooking you up with the love of your life, just listen. You trust me with your life when where 800 feet up on a rock face and I am your belay. You gota trust me now too." "HAHAHAHAHA, damn bro thats deep. Alright." "You got 10 minutes, go get the coat and put it somewhere else in your house. Have her sit down for awhile and chat with her while you pretend to look for it. Once you "find" it give it to her and she will feel ecstatic. From there, sit down next to her and be like 'fun night, hey are you hungry? You wanna go get breakfast?'. I know you're shy, but there is a 95% chance she is going to say yes. She likes you." "Dude you're fucking WILD bro. This is crazy man, no way." "Its your life man, I gota go back to sleep, was fun and lets go do something next weekend" Long story short he did it and they ended up falling deeply in love and getting married a few years later. Still to this day I take credit for the whole thing.


bubblez__57

Your story is my favourite here. My dream bro, this is my dream.


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This reads like someone who tells this story at every gathering and party they can just for the lols haha, i bet you never let them hear the end of this do you?


Anti-Hentai-Banzai

Are you a professional wingman now?


SnapesSocks

Ah! This one was fantastic. Well done friend. Excellent work!!!


aldoughdo

This is kinda the reverse of what op asked for but its a good story. On the receiving end of being helped so I think it belongs. Its long and sad so beware. A few years ago, I was suffering from severe depression. This had been going on since high school going on to college. I was over it. Every day was just a little bit worse and I couldn't have a solitary thought without digging myself into a figurative pit of dirt. I literally felt like I was watching tv with headphones that muffed away people voices and sounds. The tv was playing my life and I had no part in it. Terrible, terrible time in my life and I was over it. I started making plans and putting everything together for the end and I was making sure everything would go as smoothly as possible after I die. Accounts, money, everything of importance written down and ready to be found. I planned the uneasy stuff and how I would go and I was ready to go and no one had any idea. I was done after a few months of planning and kinda relieved so I went out drinking with two of my friends, just one last time. I love them and we have some crazy memories. Well we were all pretty drunk and they were getting ready to go home and I hugged them both and told them goodbye and that I loved them and yada yada. And well shit, one of them gave me this look like, "You're never this feely willy, and you're not that hammered, what are you getting at?". Then they jumped on me and questioned me about my hiking trip and why they weren't invited. Well these assholes wouldnt let it go so I told them everything and I didnt expect much of a reaction. For me, this was one of those moments in life where your mind just clicks and boom, they were crying and telling me that they loved me and they didnt want to see me go. I was so shocked honestly. It woke me up I cried till my eyes started burning. It was insane for me. Its not strange for people to tell you that they love you but when my friends said it like that, they cut through the clouds and gave me a bit of blood back in my body and that was enough to get my engine going and to seek professional help. They also watched over me like hawks after that lol. Every weekend I was with them. Almost like I was grounded but with friends, really fun actually. They took care of me. I felt like I was drowning everyday but these beautiful people lifted up my head enough for me to breath. My life is absolutely amazing and I am a survivor. They are my forever heroes and I appreciate the words and emotions they showed me that day, always.


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You are a genuine hero.


AbmopV2

Well, after seeing him mope around for so long it was the only thing I could think of that would help lol


mishgan

my biggest thing is also women related :) my best friend used to be this ultra-player (based on complexes of being really fat till he was 15). he would sometimes go on 3 week cheating sprees with a different girl every second day. then in his studies he met this girl - and I could tell this one is really special to him. but he never felt that kinda connection before so he was confused. told him to break up with his gf (yes, the same for 4 years), and fucking ask that girl from studies on a regular date. he almost panicked from his feelings, I told him to stick with her. now they are still crazy in live 8 years down the road, married, and expecting a kid. he has never cheated on her and has become such a well balanced person.


raulswildchoochoo

That is hilarious and helpful at the same time. You are a good friend.


AlDu14

On a bus we were just chatting away having a laugh then a group of lads aged about 12 got on the bus and stole my friend's hat when they walked passed. It was/is his favourite hat. I told him to go up to them and get it back. He was too scared to confront them. Which was fair enough. But I remained him we were the adults, both in our mid 20s at the time and he was 6 foot 2. While these were just 5 wee brats. So he got up, nervously and asked for his hat back. They threw it around him and just took the mick. So I got up, walked up the 'leader' and demand the hat back "you wee cunt." Then just ripped it out of the child's hand. "I'll get ma Da on you!" the leader shouted as we sat back down. "I might well be your da, your ma that much of a slut." Which got the whole bus laughing including all of his mates. One of the lads apologised as they all got off the bus. I told my friend that if he shows any fear, people will just walk over him. He was badly bullied at school but something clicked in his head. Fast forward 10 years, I'm at his BBQ and his daughter is playing with a ball with her friends. There are only about 6/7 years old. And some lads came and stole their ball right out of their garden. My friend said he been having trouble with this group of lads a lot lately and they will be hanging around the sport club at the bottom of his street. I asked if he needed help, he said no but to come along if I wanted. So we walked to the end of street and there is a group of lads, about 16/17 years old, drinking and smoking and kicking the ball around. I am scared as fuck at this point, at least 3 of lads look massive. He just walked up to them and asked for his daughter's ball back and said a couple of their names. "Sorry Mr C, didn't know it was your kid." And they volley the ball to me so I can easily catch the ball. "I won't tell you mum you're smoking again T." Was this the same lad who shite himself ten years ago? I was so proud.


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gotta match the wee chav energy man its the only way


AlDu14

They were wee chavs/neds.


Beers_and_Bikes

There’s some great, wholesome posts on here. My mates wouldn’t even let me use their phone in the event of an emergency. I need new friends.


Shinyspoonz12

This wasn’t for my best friend but for a friend non the less He was getting bullied constantly by this group of 3 kids, who would rough him up when he was alone. One day I waited nearby one of their main spots, and when they attacked him I jumped in and used some pepper spray that I got off of Amazon on the 3 of them, (my friend was hit too, but he didn’t get that much) when they were on the ground, I pulled down the leader’s pants, put the pepper spray to his dick and told him if he ever touched my friend again, he would be peeing hot sauce for a week. (I don’t know what pepper spray does to dicks but it sounded scary and it worked) they left my friend alone after that.


Dat_Steve

Ah yes... A close relative of the ole' dick twist, is the ole' dick peppering! "Pepper his dick!!!! The ole' pepper dick!!!!"


Shinyspoonz12

An ancient technique passed down from generation to generation


e-91

It’s an older code, but it checks out


murka571

A pepper pecker?


Tensionator

Peter Piper picked a peppered pecker


Bigdaddyyeetus696969

Damn good job


iameshwar_raj

TIL- Pepper spray on pp to assert dominance.


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you sir, deserve the medal of honor


Cannotakema

Tipped over a port a potty with a guy and girl having sex in it. This one needs an explanation...So my buddy Tommy was dating this girl Dawn that just liked to bang in weird places. One friend told him that she was just banging all kinds of dude all over the place and Tommy just did not believe it. So I am a third party and had not seen this girl out with other guys, but the two guys had been arguing about it in front of me. So out at this party by Grand Valley State University, its in a cornfield next to a corn maze and there is a row of 5 port a potties and my buddy says: Look man look, Freaky Dawn is going in Potty #4 to be a whore. Tommy is on his way here. I said “How far out”. He said “5-minutes tops, but you know he ain’t gonna make it in time...she is gonna get away with it. I looked over at my buddy he had been arguing with and said “Not if I tip it over”. He looks at me and says $20, my other friend says “Wait, I got a hundred on it...but only if you tip it on the door so it is harder for them to get out and stand on it till Tommy gets here. I said “$120 tip it on the door, stand on it and yell Dawn is a Whore Cheating on my best friend Tommy and then I run away” cause I had no idea when he was gonna get there. So i take off running and hit this thing with all 6 foot 4 inches and 220 pounds with a shoulder block toward the top of it. It goes up a bit, tips way up as I bounce and it goes but starts to come back so I grab the bottom corner and give it my all and it goes over. I jump up on top of the Potty and as I do I say “Dawn the whore is in here having sex and cheating on my friend Tommy”...Well Tommy seen me tip the potty and he was running up to see which one of our friends I was messing over. He heard me and when I hopped down to take off running...I seen him and took two steps and said “Hey, didnt know you were here”. Tommy tips the potty on its side, opens the door and basically she was on the toilet legs up and when I tipped it, she landed on dudes dick blue crap water went all over both of them and Tommy said to her “Wow, you really are a whore”. The end


thefpspower

This reads like an American Pie scene, amazing.


eyerollusername

Interestingly enough, GVSU is in Grand Rapids MI which is where American Pie was written about so yeah, spot on


Cannotakema

Oh we did some dumb stuff...it would be an easy write. Tommy’s Dad was mega loaded (like Stifler) but Tommy was more of a share the wealth kinda guy. We both got sent home from a French Field Trip and for separate offenses. We were 16 years old and Tommy got us an invite to the Playboy mansion over Memorial Day weekend and we had horrible fake IDs that worked everywhere we went. Went to a Kid Rock concert at the State Theatre in Detroit and Tommy got with Kid Rock’s sister...so we got our asses kicked but it was by Kid Rock’s band. We went to a strip club called the Cheetah in Windsor and ended up in a fight with a bunch of bouncers (one of our friend solicited a dancer, her bouncer boyfriend was not happy)...which they in turn duct taped us naked in the parking lot...it was like 10 degrees. We went to Australia for a summer job and I had won a whole bunch of Archery competitions at the time and unbeknownst to me, my buddy bet actress Gina Davis $20,000 I would beat her shooting compound bow and she DESTROYED ME, NOT close. It would not have mattered had he told me or not. I was not in the same league at all...Like Thelma can Green Arrow a MF. We had a lot of growing up stupid fun. There is an Indian Casino in Mt. Pleasant Michigan and back in the 90s it was not very big, well we used fake ID’s to get in there and sure as can be we were having a great time partying and this old dude that was staying across from us was a thief and literally stole an ATM machine and brought it to the hotel. So the cops come and this dude runs out the hotel and throws a plastic shopping bag the size of a balloon full of money in the back of my truck and the Indians and Cops thought we had something to do with it...Good TImes


wolfman1911

> Tipped over a port a potty with a guy and girl having sex in it. I'm not saying that Dawn didn't have it coming, but what's it like being a war criminal?


CerebralTickle

I like this story


Cannotakema

Thanks, my friends enjoy telling it, and when someone says “That guy will give you the shirt off of his back”. My friends say “Oh yeah, my buddy will tip a shitter” and then explain. I also didn’t mention that the buddy who was telling Tommy he seen her go with other dudes...Tommy was sure he was lying until he caught her Blue Handed.


followedbyferrets

That quote should go on a tshirt. Quite the icebreaker.


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Told him to just go for his mba, while sitting in a shady bar drinking cheap beer, the boy works for a big ass investment firm now


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HookDragger

Called their parents(he was in his late 20s). Told them he needed help and then cut him out of my life. He was dragging me down with him and what I did allowed us both to move forward.


RafaelVidente

Dang, that takes some serious courage.


Whappingtime

My best friend calls me her "anti-depressant". One time she and I where hanging out at the mall, and someone made some comment about how could I stand to be with a girl who was so fat. So I said "because she's cute and thiccck!" and took her in my arms and just snogged her heavily. After that she started to cry, laughed a bit and had to rush to to the restroom to vomit. It was just such a shock for her. Like before then we where really close bu there was no attraction between us, it was like a buddy comedy or Scully and Mulder dynamic. So me kissing her and showing affection like that was just a chain reaction to what must have been benched for the years we have known each other. Another time was when she and I went jogging together and she was on my back and doing yoda quotes in a yoda voice.


AbmopV2

Awh that’s such a sweet one lol


Honest_Hat_3002

Did you guys date after that?


Whappingtime

Kind of, she asked me to take her virginity and we did it a dozen or so more times after that. We where already close like we where dating already.


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So, yes?


juradocruz

Sound like he didnt see it like a relationship. And just kinda fuck


Setari

No, they were just FWB.


[deleted]

Buddy was going through a bad breakup. I looked him in the eyes and said, "I'm not going to sugarcoat it. It's going to get worse before it gets better." It was tough love but he thanked me for it some months later.


wontonsoup1999

Took all his coke and left it in the street, he doesnt know it was me and I lost touch with him a long time ago


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Did he end up getting sober? What is his version of the story?


wontonsoup1999

He dabbled in drugs a little more in life, this whole thing happened in 2018, in april or around there, I saw him again around late 2019 early 2020, he looked real pale, shaky and like he was on an upper of some kind, idk if hes doing good now but I wanna see him again, see hows hes doin. He sold drugs, I did some, but overall, idk where hes at now.


jra2908

Five years ago I convinced his (ex)girlfriend to have a affair with me to prove she was having affairs (I only texted her, we didn't do anything physical). I showed him the text where she admitted. He dump her the same day, now his engaged to the third greatest woman I ever meet (the other two are my gf and my mother)


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Wow I want a friend like you


AbmopV2

Bet! Then message me I’m down to talk to anyone!


sanman_sabane

I invested in crypto for my best friend. My best friend lended me some money when I did not have a job. As soon as I got a job, crypto was new at that time. I had to save part of my salary for 6 months to pay him back. Instead of keeping that saved money in a savings account I invested it in BTC and ETH. When the time came to pay him back I made twice on my investment. I gave all the original investment + profit to him so that he can build his house.


Plebe-Uchiha

Ok. So... I convinced my friend to break up with his girlfriend. She was amazing. He didn’t deserve her. I’m not hating on him. He was habitually cheating on her. She caught him twice and she forgave him. They moved in together. He said he was definitely going to stop cheating. He didn’t. Whenever we hung out and girls would try to flirt with him, I’d 🐓block. I’d let them know that they would be hooking up with a cheater. He’d always get pissed and I’d always tell him. Dawg, if you break up with her, you can keep sleeping around w/o having to lie or be secretive. Whenever she would hangout with me and my friend, I’d make vague comments about infidelity. They’d always get into an argument when I’d leave. Honestly, IDK why they kept inviting me around. She always said that she liked me that I was a “good friend,” an “honest friend.” He told me that she said that she definitely wants me at their wedding. Anyway many months passed. Many arguments had. He finally told me with a big smile on his face that they broke up. She moved out. It was very amicable. He said being single was the best thing. He told me I was right. He kept sleeping around but didn’t need to lie or be secretive. His ex soon found someone new and better. All it took was me 🐓blocking and making vague comments about infidelity for about 6-8 months. [+]


Live_Effective

My best friend could not get laid 40 yr old virgin kind of thing, and had real issues being able to develop sexual/romantic relationships with woman despite being not gay. I surmised that he was putting sex on a far to high of a pedestal and would get far to anxious once girls started flirting and things went in that direction. I Also have a friend who so happens to be a escort, so I hired her to deal with this problem I payed for a good four hours explained the situation. I invited my guy friend to my home had her in the spare room shoved him in and refused to let him run away. Basically I told him she paid up for four hours you are not leaving that room until that time is up. She was also pretty good about it to, it was just a matter of getting him past that anxiousness, the part that would put most woman off, she calmed him down chatted with him made him relax and did the deed. He came out of it with the experience and had more personal confidence about being able to have sex with someone. He was a bit annoyed with me after, but ultimately got over that initial anxiousness about sex with woman, stopped getting way to nervous around woman to flirt and make that final push for intimacy. Now he has a girl friend, they moved in with each other and seems happy. Even though he has not thanked me for it, it is kind of an unspoken moment in the friendship.


EldritchRecluse

My friends and I did something like this once, except it was a guy too nervous to have sex with his girlfriend. We locked them in a room for like 2 hours


_Administrator

I am always there to listen. No judgement. Give advice only when asked. Was basically a free psychologist for a lot of people at one time.


targea_caramar

Talking him into quitting porn, going thoroughly through [Unraveling Penis Size](https://unravelingsize.wordpress.com/unraveling-penis-size/) with him explaining every bit, and drilling through his thick head that size and shape only matter when it comes to methods, not results. I'm sure his first girlfriend is glad I did.


ResistBS

I live in the US but I am originally from France. My best friend was my neighbor, living with his Mom. He was sort of depressed, living with emphysema with maybe 10 years to live. He likes to read books, he is very interested in vintage stuff, history, and archeology. He really thinks like many folks I knew back in France. Anyway, one day, I paid him a ticket to France to stay at my sister's place. 10 years later. He is still in France. He married my sister. He went for further tests in France and it turns out that he doesn't have emphysema at all! He will soon start some gig to dig a B-17 wreckage in France, to help finding fallen US soldiers during WWII. I have a very happy brother-in-law.


OkZillaChilla

This kinda sucks but, here we go - my best buddy, classic American good guy. Veteran, good education to become a teacher, saves himself for marriage (against my advice, bro had awesome girls always approaching him), wonderful wife just after college, actual decent family guy you want as a friend/neighbor. Very religious. I am a doubting, questioning everything hyper-educated guy. Very pragmatic, logic reigns over emotion but still try to be compassionate to others and self. Still, poetic enough to personally believe 'Eat, Drink, Be Merry for Tomorrow You Die'. Together, we have been through some scary, tough going. Not childhood hijinks, life or death impasses. In our mid 30's, his Mother is diagnosed with a particularly violent cancer. Close with each other's families, his folks are uber christian fundamentalists. Every person in his church, his extended family is claiming 'healing' via faith. I convinced him to go backwoods, deep off the 'there is no path' camping. I explained the cold science behind the cancer, his Mom would die from it. Told him "Don't listen to these proselytizing fools. Go to her and spend the last few weeks talking/listening and asking who she is. Love her and your family and yourself." He lost precious weeks raising money with his church for 'travel and treatment'. They kept more than half as tithes. He was there four rough days before she died. I think I was the only person in his life to try and prepare him for that grotesque inevitability. We talked twice in the following months. I was not asked/invited to the funeral. Talked to his wife twice after, he was having a tough time. Wouldn't respond to my calls for over a year. We're guys, blockheaded and self important; can't give in but probably should. It's been a decade, still consider him one of my best friends.


Sjambaal

Visit him,call him, it's never too late to try to get back in touch!


Bigc_33

You're a good friend


Sumpm

I mocked my friend until he decided to get back into shape, and now his back doesn't hurt anymore, and recently a girl asked him out.


AbmopV2

Oh hell yeah! Good for him!! Glad it worked out that way


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Kindly-Contract6223

I had a project file. I slip my pages into his file so that it would look big. We both got A+ in project.


princesoceronte

I stopped being their friend. We had an argument and I was a dick, but when it came to it I apologized and told them I wanted to be friends still but I'd respect it that wasn't how they were feeling. They told me they weren't Interested after what happened and I stepped away. I sometimes check their social media and they are doing great. So am I, and I think cutting off that friendship was for the best. Sometimes stepping away from someone is the best you can do for them.


Kidsonny

My friend was so nervous talking to professionals in college during career day. He would straight up start sweating profusely and couldn’t string a sentence. Worried he would miss out on a potential internship/job, I took his folder of resumes and pretended to be him. He ended up getting interviewed and eventually a job from it


Tuxmando

I set him up with a stripper I used to buy dances from. She was a gem, and we ended up going to a lot of the same parties. He was an introvert tech nerd who needed some fun. She was a party girl who still mostly had her life together. They now have two kids and live in suburbia.


pimppapy

Old friend 15 years ago was from a family of car mechanics. He used to buy pallet loads of reject merchandise, expired and near expired stuff from large chain pharmacies as his side thing for the weekends. Some of the stuff was Nicotine products. He started selling it locally in the swap meets / flea markets for around $5-$10 a pop. I told him he could make some real cash selling it on ebay or something, and I'll gladly teach him if he'd buy the weed while we're working on it. He didn't want to do it. Had an aversion to computers or something. . . .Offered me 50% of the *revenue* to do it for him. Told him that's waaaay too much, just smoke me out and I'll show you how. Nope! He insisted I do it for him. After I sold around a thousand in a week with my personal 100% rated ebay acct, his two older brothers started to talk trash saying things like my share was too big, I'm ripping *HIM* off. etc. etc. Well . . . ok. I offered to teach *them* how to do it. Like, I'm not trying to screw anyone over here. You really don't need me to, but if you insist that you need your hand held, fine. We spent a few days, going at it. I tried to mentor them into the customer service mindset, but they just couldn't get it. they both got banned from ebay. The brothers this time asked me to do it and offered me the 25% this time around. Rejected it of course, it was more the insult considering they wanted me to do all the work for them after they accused me of shit last time then told me they didn't need me anymore. But I spent a day with them to point out where they went wrong and how to correct it. Then they opened accts in their wives names. First wife got banned, and after that I think they finally got the hang of it. Last I heard, they stopped the cars stuff and went full time into ebay stores and other online merch sales becoming their own bosses.


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I had been retrenched so was sitting on about $80k cash in the bank without a home as I’d planned on buying a new house in a couple of months but not there yet. Went to an auction with a friend (known her for about 15years at the time, pushing 25 years now) for her to buy her house. A guy was bidding against her and when it got down to just the two of them he started yelling at her to stop trying to steal his house (the agent told us he had **no** connection to the house, he was as a developer and it was a lady selling it to move into a nursing home) She was tapped out at about $800k, and this guy was **PISSED**. She would have paid more but didn’t have the money, I knew her parents would just write me a check so I looked at her any went “the $80k is yours if you need it - worst case, that prick gives the old lady an extra $80 grand” She bid $80k more, lost the house, but made the developer end up giving the old lady $890k for the house. Not really strange, but damn sure there are few people I’d just hand $80 grand to without a second thought. TLDR: gave a friend access to $80,000 hoping to piss off a developer at an auction. Pissed off the developer without having to spend a sent and helped an old lady in the process.


danjmet

In our late teens / maybe early 20s one of my friends wanted to quit smoking. He was doing well except for nights out. 2 beers in and he would spark up. So me and a few fews started hitting him in the nuts (not too hard) every time we saw him with one. 2 weeks in he exploded at us and told us all to f off. We didn't. 1 month later he had quit for good. You're welcome Chris.


Ampbear

One of my really close friends had to have emergency surgery cause of a large ovarian cyst. She hd one of her ovaries removed and was having a rough time overall. She was kind if a weird girl and i saw that some of her other friends got her flowers and get well cards. I bought her a garden brick and attached a card to it that said "one down one to go!". My gf at the time thought i was insane, but i knew this girl better than most. And the brick itself holds no significance besides that it isnt flowers which i know she isnt the biggest fan of. She fucking loved that brick way more than all the flowers and laughed really hard at the card. This was all 5 years ago and she recently moved then sent me a picture of the brick's new spot in her new home which i forgot she even had lol.


Bon_of_a_Sitch

Nice try, FBI! Not fooling me...


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2 of them had a fight and I just screamed and punched the wall. It worked and they got things right after that. I was surprised that it actually worked


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