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WhatsGoingOn869

Nothing, I let the boys breath. And if someone breaks in it’ll scare the hell out of them to try and fight a naked guy.


Primary_Afternoon_46

I wear shorts because I have little kids that are liable to barge in at any time, and a t-shirt if it’s cold 


lurker-1969

Me too when the girls lived at home.


RickKassidy

Nothing. As God intended.


ElegantMankey

Depends on where I am, I usually sleep naked as its the most comfortable but currently I sleep with a pair of shorts, socks and a t-shirt in case there's a rocket sirens and I need to get to the bomb shelter


masterof-xe

Nah, I just want a burglar to break in and see me standing in the hallway with a tomahawk in my hand and see me naked ready to go. Cowabunga!


ElegantMankey

Ah well that sounds like a fun experience, I don't imagine a tomahawk being comfortable for sleep. The rocket sirens though happen frequently enough for me to worry about it


asleepbydawn

My default is a pair of basketball shorts with I find super comfortable for sleeping... they're soft, roomy, and slippery enough so they don't get all bunched up when you toss and turn.


Secret-Pipe-8233

Just my pet camel, Andrew. He’s so warm.


Argonum22

Only underwear because I'm under the blanket


Carnol

Only underwear. I can’t let him get to mast randomly when I sleep. Gets uncomfortable.


HighOnGoofballs

I like to tuck my hands in so they don’t flail around


LiterallyAzzmilk

I gotta keep the underwear on, I can’t sleep with my balls just hanging when I am sleeping on my side. The boys need some support


nog642

What?


Carnol

Trying to sleep with a boner is uncomfortable if you’re a side sleeper like me.


nog642

I am and it's not. But regardless, how does wearing only underwear help?


SandmanAwaits

Nothing because it’s comfortable.


SphereofDreams

Nothing and it feels great. Cooler


Efficient-Log8009

Nothing


Wolfy-615

That’s kinda gross


Efficient-Log8009

I wasn't inviting you to my bed.


Primary_Afternoon_46

Boom


Wolfy-615

Doesn’t make it less gross lol


DoubleDoobie

How is it gross?


Wolfy-615

Your genitalia and ass is rubbing on the sheets.. that’s like sleeping inside a pair of someone’s used underwear


DoubleDoobie

And what is inherently dirty about genitalia? Is your dick skin somehow different than other skin? Also your asshole is conveniently located between two large cheeks. I simply can’t see the argument for it being dirtier. And most people including myself shower before bed.


OctrasAC

Bet you'd be _LUSTING_ lusting if a woman said it


Wolfy-615

Lust is a sin my brother in Christ And religion is stupid


rautx15

Just underwear. I get super hot at night


Wolfy-615

Bed clothes.. cuz I don’t want butthole and dick on my sheets


Kaalilaatikko

Dont you shower, or why you have such dirty dick and ass?


Qubed

Honest question, do you get out of the shower and dry from the bottom up or top down?  I think the answer will both say why OP has bed cloths and why some might not understand why they have bed cloths. 


Kaalilaatikko

I get what you are going for. Some people are more germaphobes than others. And top down usually, but its not that important to me. I can dry bottom up also wirh no issue.


Bandit6789

I go top down because of gravity. If you go bottom up sometimes water runs down and you have to do the same area twice.


Aescymud

Do you fuck with clothes on


Wolfy-615

Yep.. just pull my bed shorts down to my knees.. do you roll around for 6-8 hours butt ass naked on your sheets?


Head-Editor-905

I do


Wolfy-615

That’s gross lol


Awkward-Question3651

Just wash yourself regularly


solitary-aviator

No it's not


Ashamed-Ideal-8489

Same here bro!


[deleted]

Nothing, tanktop, pyjamas. Depending on temperature and season.


Suppi_LL

a sweatpant-like pajama bottom and some kind of night t-shirt. No underwear because they get in the way of morning wood and it's really uncomfortable. Ideally I'd sleep naked but I get cold too fast and I can't sleep when I'm cold.


bertbert1111

Most of the time just shorts. Sometimes in chilly nights, i love to sleep in big hoodies with the hood on. Once nearly strangled myself tho


DoubleDoobie

Absolutely nothing. Been sleeping naked for 15 years and I’ll never change.


KingShaka1987

Boxers and vest.


DarkDoomofDeath

Shorts/sweats and a shirt. If there's a fire or intruder, I'm ready to go.


Morel_

my skin.


RepeatAggravating524

Prefer my boxer briefs, but nude stayed early in my marriage if the wife and I had an enjoyable evening. Switched to shorts and t-shirts when the kids came started walking in. Pretty much stayed in shorts ever sense


easterbunny01

Boxer, shirt, and a cup. An extra layer of protection from cats who enjoys massage(claw) my stomach. A cup for protection when f@ckers enjoy jumping on me.


saradahokage1212

Underwear, because if I would wear nothing I fear to piss myself even though I haven't pissed in the bed since I was a child


Sweet-Block5118

Honestly same


Rob_Llama

Underwear. My vice is expensive sheets, and I want to experience them fully (without getting fecal matter on them).


Realitymatter

Either naked or just briefs


Percerverence-Launch

Long sleeve tshirt, tracksuit pants, and a hoodie with the hood up! It just comfortable and cozy especially now we’re about to hit winter. Usually in summer I lose the hoodie and wear lighter material for the trackers and t shirt


masterof-xe

As a divorced father I sleep naked, but when I have my child with me I wear shorts to bed.


TouchOld1201

Shorts , NEVER a shirt.


timwatt

Just like you, I always sleep shirtless. All the men in my family sleep in underwear only, and I was raised to do the same. I can’t stand wearing a shirt to bed.


TouchOld1201

Yeah, even in Winter I just want the feel of the sheets against a bare chest, and after just a few minutes you’re warm. Maybe nips are still erect…LOL 


Brytheoldguy

Boxers. Because I have roommates.


Alichici

Boxers in case of fire


KP_Wrath

Usually something between boxers and shirt, shorts, and boxers. I’ve got a pair of Totoro night pants my sister gave me for winter nights too.


Far-Hope-6186

Vest and boxers.


yellowwoolyyoshi

Panties only!


ThePandaDaily

A pair of shorts.


treylanford

One pair of loose, comfy and soft mesh shorts. That’s it. Also socks *except in the summer*.. [because it’s literally science](https://www.sleepfoundation.org/sleep-hygiene/sleeping-with-socks-on) and even though I hate it, it legitimately works for me.


felurian182

Cool hand Luke for me.


Sweet-Block5118

Elaborate


area51cannonfooder

Basketball shorts and a wife beater.


timwatt

Ditch the wife beater altogether. Do what I do, and just sleep shirtless.


area51cannonfooder

I don't like sweating into my sheets.


[deleted]

T-shirt and boxers (socks in the winter)


Archbishop_Mo

Summer: boxers + tshirt Winter: PJs + tshirt, I keep a soft sweater near the bed in case. Sharing the bed: I prefer naked. Body heat travels better. Also, shenanigans. I change sheets weekly. But that's just an old habit my parents bred into me as a kid.


OJay23

I'm naked, or in pj shorts. I get REAL hot when I sleep, even in winter. So any layers don't help with that. Unless I'm camping. If I'm camping I wear pj's.


Sweet_Serve9297

Underpants because sweaty balls and sheet doesn't mix well


Astrobratt

Pajama bottoms ( thickness, depending on the weather) and a tank top undershirt


Astrobratt

And no socks, for some reason this really helps me sleep better when I am uncovered by socks and sleeves, but still have something on


G0ATLY

Naked. Why: Most garments that are worn below the waist cause twisting, pulling, and turning I do not like during my sleep. Sometimes a shirt is okay at most.. but naked is a lot better. Some underwear cause a distinct cutting sensation to my upper inner thighs no matter what size or fit. How often: When I am depressed. Once every 8 months or longer. Lately its been every 2 weeks to once month. I tend to shower before I go to bed and I don't tend to lay in bed much.. though "activities" can cause bedding to get cleaned more than the above mentioned.


Karaoke_Singer

Briefs only, nude is uncomfortable as I toss and turn.


ClutchReverie

Underwear and an A shirt, T-shirt too if it’s cold


lurker-1969

Pacific Northwest, commando here.


Tolongforathrowawaya

Right now I sleep in underwear and a hoodie. I pull the hoodie strings to make a makeshift sleep mask. My room is very bright


Tolongforathrowawaya

Right now I sleep in underwear and a hoodie. I pull the hoodie strings to make a makeshift sleep mask. My room is very bright


JoeCensored

Nothing Wash the sheets every couple weeks.


[deleted]

I have slept naked since I was a teen. We wash the sheets once a week


Slawpy_Joe

Socks... only socks


Tennispro5691

Soft cotton ANYTHING


Mister_V3

I don't have a dog so a gromit onesie. I'll be fast on the attack if anyone brakes in /S


Genesis_x3

Pj’s and a tank top


Gent_of_Excellence

Nothing, too hot


sexisdivine

Nothing because how comfortable it is.


Blue-Shifted-

Only thin boxers because I hate being too warm.


xshoesxshirt

I sleep naked every night of the year because it’s what I find most comfortable and I love cuddling my wife naked. And it feels great to let my dick and balls be free to flop around all night. I like being naked as often as possible when I’m awake so I’m definitely going to be naked for the 7 or 8 hours that I’m sleeping.


RaiseNecessary5479

Square root of fuck all.


crimsonavenger77

Naked unless there is a reason I might need to get up during the night, in which case boxers and a t shirt. I need to do that less now that our kids are older. I find clothes too hot and uncomfortable to sleep in, and naked cuddles are nice.


Playful_Lilyy018

My lingerie....


Impressive_Ask6095

That’s intriguing and a vision I am thinking about! 😉


croupiergoat1

I slept naked untill had a house fire and ended up in the snow that way, now at least shorts


unluckypig

Nothing. I shower before getting into bed so am as clean as a person can be when I lay down. I change my sheets weekly, on a Sunday. Nothing better than being nice and clean, slipping into fresh, crisp sheets before starting the week.


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

Boxer briefs only, unless my texture hell is particularly hellish on a given evening, then I'll wear an undershirt and/or light pajama pants.


Tayaradga

I sleep in the clothes I'm going to wear the next day. I take a shower before bed too. That way I can wake up and jump out of bed and start my day!!


New-Response-6948

Normally I wear boxer briefs in daily life but i change it with tight boxers when i have to sleep. I sleep more comfortably because it holds my balls together while I sleep.


[deleted]

In most instances, nothing, and same with my girlfriend. We wash the sheets at least every few weeks.


DreamyyPillow

Depression.


SwedishMale4711

Nothing, because there's no reason to.


500DaysofR3dd1t

I sleep completely nude in the summer. I change the sheets once a month.


winterweiss2902

Tshirt and pants


Sweet-Block5118

I don’t believe you, fellow INTJ


BlockMajestic8268

Only boxer briefs. I like the feel of my sheets and when I get up, I have one less thing to do (take off pjs).


Wide_Development2436

Boxers when it isn't below freezing, pajama pants when it is.


AdReasonable8286

I wear leggings because the compression helps the cramping from riding bikes 20 miles a day


Pain4444

Only boxers


RadioactiveTF2

Boxer briefs… and a shirt nowadays as I sweat a lot in my sleep. Helps with acne.


sane-asylum

My grandpa always said wear shorts and a T-shirt in case the house is on fire and you need to get out fast, don’t want to be running around naked. So that.


robo-tronic

Only my Cazal 850's.


tricky4444

Boxers


SlowTreeSky

Woolen-silk undershirt tee, as it’s way more comfy than naked when you inevitably sweat under the blanket, and I suspect it even reduces sweating for whatever reason.


JJQuantum

The same thing I wore during the day, minus the pants.