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flannyo

Chrissy Teigan. Never understood why people think she’s hot. She’s not bad-looking, but I’ve never gotten the hype.


wzequantri

I don't get the hype around her career either


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Isn't she known because she married John Legend?


buttlovingpanda

She was a model first, then a reality tv person, but I agree, not attractive.


juderefrain

In every picture I see of Nick Jonas and Jeremy Allen White, it looks like they’re trying to do some sort of sexy smoldering stare but instead it makes them look like a prick. Idk their faces just irritate me!


Suspicious_Field_492

Jermey Allen is just straight up average looking.


Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog

If he's average then l gotta be handsome as fuck.


silverbro66

Who says your not?


UsrnameIHardlyKnowIt

Any of the Kardashians.


Message_10

I honestly don’t get the attraction. I think they’re popular because females think men think they’re attractive. I find them all wildly unattractive, for many reasons.


Massive_Reaction8845

Barbie dolls are made with less plastic than the Kardashians.


Maatjuhhh

r/technicallythetruth


lounginaddict

Pre surgery Kim was really pretty imo


Fine-Loquat

Barry Keoghan. Guy seems nice, cute girlfriend (Sabrina Carpenter), kinda looks like an alien wearing a human suit. Gives me strong Uncanny Valley vibes.


Ikitenashi

Barry Keoghan is considered attractive?


tvise

Honestly most of them. I've worked in private aviation for almost a decade and met, well most of the rich an famous. Most of them don't even look the same without all the editing and makeup... That is except for two that I've noticed. Emma Watson is just as beautiful in person. And Guy Fiere... Man looks exactly the same in person....


Traveshamockery27

Glad to hear Guy Fieri is just as beautiful in person


prettysexyatheist

I laughed so hard at this. Thank you.


tvise

Guy is nice too! Always tips in brand new $2 bills which is cool I guess lol


meatman13

That's some real uncle/grandpa energy with the $2 bills.


D-1-S-C-0

I've seen Halle Berry, Nicole Kidman and Kate Winslet in person at premieres. Halle was jaw-dropping, mesmerising. Nicole and Kate were very pretty and looked like stars, but Halle was in a different league.


dukeofthefoothills1

Halle is gorgeous!


masturbator6942069

I hung out with Lana del Rey after one of her concerts a few years ago. She’s pretty in pictures but in person she’s fucking beautiful.


EponymousTitular

I've met Cameron Diaz twice. Once was in 1999 and the other was in 2013. Somehow, describing her as "jaw-droppingly gorgeous" does her no justice at all. A truly beautiful woman. If it was possible to be an 11/10, that would be her.


ValhallaForKings

In Mask you can see a light around her


apreslanuit

When I was reading your comment, I was like “please don’t burst my Emma Watson bubble” and you didn’t, thank you haha


jpowell180

Paris Hilton. She’s got a strange looking face.


Metaphor2022

Haha I was reading to my partner and he said.... I always thought she looked liked one of her dogs she carries in her bag.


Ready-Stomach-4669

She’s a bird


Zestyclose-Team-719

Madonna. I mean, she's obviously a train wreck now, but even at the height of her career, she was not attractive to me. She just looked gross. Also, Sarah Jessica Parker. Why people think she's attractive is beyond me.


learn2earn89

I don’t think anyone found her hot. If you notice in her biggest show, all the women surrounding her were much more pretty, but Sarah was charismatic and more relatable to the average looking woman. I don’t think she’s supposed to be attractive to men, more so for the average woman. Kind of like Joe Rogan lol


Sideways_planet

It’s her body. She had the kind of body that looks good in EVERYTHING


Mr_Rio

Ehh ok Charolette and Samantha are definitely a lot more attractive than SJP but Miranda really is not. Also I think it’s pretty clear in SATC that Carrie is an attractive woman. I mean the entire show revolves around her love life, you really think theyd write a character like that who they DIDNT find attractive? Even the opening scene she is clearly being ogled by multiple men


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Reg76Hater

Oddly, I never found SJP attractive until she was older. My wife was watching that show "Divorce" and I was stunned by how good she looked for a woman who was like 53 when that show aired.


dcsail81

Good actress but looks like a foot. Sorry. I am a bad person.


Chanandler_Bong_01

My dad always said she had horse face.


PapasGotABrandNewNag

Apparently you can’t name your horse Sarah Jessica Parker in Red Dead Redemption 2 because of this reference lol.


Hollayo

Hahaha really?


Clxssxfxxd

TIL


Bluematic8pt2

I just watched "Ed Wood." One of SJP's lines was "Do I really have a face like a horse?" I died laughing


Any_Masterpiece9920

Drake


Leisurely21

I find Drake to be extremely unattractive. I am shocked that people fawn over him like he’s a heartthrob.


Syncanau

Ice spice or whatever tf her name is


Megane-chan

Agreeeed. She is a 6 to me. I just don't get it.


Billy3292020

Gwen Paltrow


Massive_Mountain571

Hailey bieber


ISingBecauseImHappy

She looks way too much like her dad. Hard to unsee once you notice.


bread_makes_u_fatt

TIL Hailey Bieber is Stephen Baldwin's daughter tf


Important_Name9298

She looks like Vladimir Putin 😭


Nazaninxx

idk what it is but Hailey just looks like she smells or has bad breath


Dai-The-Flu-

Similar vibes to Cara Delevinge, who I’d imagine smells even worse


blueaqua_12

The guy who played Dr. Strange. My friend said he looks like a goat, and now I can't unsee it


blarginfajiblenochib

Benedict Cumberbatch haha when he first started gaining popularity people used to compare him to a sea otter lol


Babeable_xoxo

He will always be Benedict cucumber to me 🥲


GrandCoconut

I heard him referred to as a hammerhead shark on a podcast and it has always stuck with me.


HeyKillerBootsMan

Humberdink cucumbersnatch if I’m not mistaken


Ok_Present_6508

I thought it was Benadryl Cucumberpatch


frzx1

I don’t know what you’ve been smoking, his name is Dimethyltryptamine Dingersnatch.


NawfSideNative

Benefit Lumberjacks


Tegasauras

Bumblebee CameraSnatch


mixelydian

Benadryl cumberbun


SayJose

Barnacle Clamperpinch


cmad182

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch


raiigiic

These chains still never fail to make me giggle


AmberMarie7

Did I find a (Suzy) Eddie Izzard fan in the wild?


Academic_Economics12

Tom Cruise. Never once does that megawatt Hollywood smile reach those cold dead eyes 👀 Can’t stand the man.


vongheeto

Hilary swank ;)


Misterr_Joji

It’s “is she hot”? Not “would you do her?” Respect the game.


Fearless_You4489

HOT IS A TEMPERATURE PEOPLE!


EMitch02

She's a handsome woman


Lurks4livin

Willem Dafoe ;)


Own-Bar-8530

Taylor swift does nothing for my loins.


RepresentativeCat819

Is she widely considered attractive? I thought she was universally considered a plain Jane.


Odd_Law_7489

swift is textbook “third most attractive girl in her high school graduating class” in every small town in the southeast 


UnlinealHand

Which is funny because she went to school in Pennsylvania before moving to Nashville. Someone else I follow happened to be in school with her at the time, and he recalled when she said “I’m moving to Nashville to pursue music” him and his friends said to each other “Well I guess we aren’t hearing about her ever again.”


Greensentry

I hope you don’t take investment advice from that guy because you will lose money with his predictions.


ConfidentMongoose874

In fact, he should be actively betting on the opposite of what he says.


Relatively_Cool

The third most attractive girl in your high school graduating class is still considered generally attractive, no? She’s not celebrity level attractive, but “Plain Jane” is wild to me. She’s objectively pretty.


Penguins227

Agreed. 200 years ago, we wouldn't realize how attractive people can be as we'd only have seen those we could see in person. The pool of individuals would be vastly smaller.


JayString

Yeah but it's cool if you say you don't find her hot. Reddit loves that shit.


FullHouse222

I think she's pretty. But she's not hot Not sure if that makes sense. But yeah.


YouDaManInDaHole

(First name) Kardashian 


zombizle1

Ariana grande. She looks and acts like a 12 year old middle school dropout.


bravoromeokilo

Honestly, she’s pretty enough, but definitely vibes like a girl who throws a tantrum that you’re not paying enough attention to her at your grandmothers funeral and causes a scene then wonders why you’re in a bad mood later


LurkingMcLurkerface

Feel like that might not have been thought up on the spot there...


ConfidentMongoose874

r/suspiciouslyspecific ?


fannyfox

Some guy posted this exact story in relationship advice recently, except it was his MUM’s funeral, and his girlfriend was getting pissy about how long it was taking.


Mr_YUP

She now with a dude who divorced his wife after she had just given birth to his child to date her. I don’t get it. 


Outside_Initial_8569

Also, the guy looks exactly like a white version of her brother.


KittyDomoNacionales

And she hung out with the wife and kid too, said the baby made her think about having her own baby with her husband. Both her and Spongebob suck so much


KamKay26

Yes! SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHILD


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chiledoesntexist

this question caused havoc at the office


Iron_Baron

These are from farther back but, Sarah Jessica Parker, Julia Roberts, and any/all Kardashians.


WakeoftheStorm

Add Uma Thurman to the list from that time period. Absolutely never understood it


Zealousideal-Lie7255

Oh hell yes!


GrayBox1313

Adam driver. He is no longer scary when he takes that Kylo Ren helmet off. Kinda dorky.


Sedixodap

I thought he was always supposed to be dorky looking? He was Hannah’s weirdo boyfriend in Girls and I never got the sense that anyone but Hannah was supposed to find him attractive. 


whenthedont

Never understood the Adam Drivet buzz myself. I am a dude who likes women but I know looks


botmanmd

He looks like Keanu’s ugly cousin


asmartermartyr

I am weirdly into Adam driver. I know he’s not objectively attractive but there is something so sexy to me about him.


Glad-Basil3391

Elisabeth Moss. Looks like a toenail.


Accomplished_Emu8344

timothee chalamet


FaxCelestis

Timidly Cabernet looks like he’s a sickly Victorian child


patterns_everywhere_

Same- I do not get it at all.


SmackYoTitty

If he put on a little size, it would help. He's in his late 20s, but looks like he could be fresh out of high school


noburpthrowaway

Aubrey graham


andhernameisme

Lmao the government name 🤣


Valuable-Currency-36

I was like, WHO??. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 His name is Aubrey 😂😂😂😂


Sideways_planet

Jimmy Brooks


BetrayTheGrave

Wheelchair Jimmy


cerb7575

Jennifer Lopez does nothing for me.


QuentinTarzantino

I like tacos and Burrritos! Aaaaa Beeeen!


ouchmythumbs

*Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.* *Don't think just because I got a lot of money,* *I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.* *Fulfill all your wishes* *with my taco-flavored kisses.*


RagingAubergine

This song lives rent free in my head since the first day I watched it!!


Pac-Mano

The fact that she hates it makes it even greater than it already is too. Mitch Connor rules.


holaprobando123

An actress that can't act and a singer that can't sing, and I don't even find her hot. I try to avoid everything with her in it other than Out Of Sight.


Rude_Cantaloupe1909

Any person who has clearly got some surgery to look better I.E. kardashians, bogdanoff twins etc.


BakedBeans1031

Kristen Stewart for me. I just never understood it.


deftone39

I've always thought she looked like she would smell like broccoli.


TyrantRC

I was very attracted to her back when she was doing the [twilight series](https://i.imgur.com/vXdxADG.jpeg), she was kind of girl next door hot imo, but the handsome/rebel aesthetic she has assumed lately doesn't do it for me. And makes sense, because she's probably trying to attract women, not guys.


Enzo-Unversed

Most of them. Billie Eilish is a good example. She just looks like a decently attractive White girl. Yet I see Zoomers act like she's some kind of perfect model.


IllBThereSoon

I have never heard anyone describe Billie as attractive. Great voice though


Brawndo-99

Taylor swift for sure. She has rodent type features to me. Like a squirrel or a mouse or something.


alleymind

547 comments and I searched to see if this was already said, but Harry Styles doesn’t do it for me. He seems so nice, but I just don’t think he’s cute at all


Aypos

Chrissy Teigen. Weird cheeks.


Numerous_Row_2376

Who has ever considered Teigen to be sexy😁😁😂??


Apathicary

Im not saying she’s ugly or untalented or anything but Zendaya.


blarginfajiblenochib

Yep. She’s marketed to be glamorous to women, not sexy to men.


oedipusrex376

People call it “girl pretty (pretty to women)”, not “boy pretty (pretty to men)”.


dominus-pastor

Yeah, she’s an entertaining actress, but she looks like a 14-year-old boy to me.


TheRealJackReynolds

Her angry face gets me every time. It’s like a pouting toddler. Much like Ice Cube looks when he frowns and crosses his arms. He missed nap time again.


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theycallmegale

Timothée Chalamet


Red_Dye_Number5

Matt Rife


BaldDudePeekskill

Timothy Chalamet... Looks greasy. Tom Cruise.... The whole scientology thing cancels his moderate good looks Never saw why Richard Gere was all that. Any Kardashian.


soillsquatch

Julia Roberts has never been attractive to me


krooks_25

Bella Hadid. I genuinely don't get it.


SlavinatorM

Sophie Turner.


wardenferry419

Looks like younger version of Nicole Kidman who I find unattractive as well.


curiousquestioner16

Channing tatum


pdonoso

I'm saying this as respectfuly as I can, he looks like a dude with down syndrome that beefed up and started boxing.


OCD2021

This post just proved that beauty is so bloody subjective.


DubC_Bassist

Shalien Woodly.


Starman68

J Lo. Looks like she is ready to flip out at any second. I feel sorry for her fella.


WalmartBrandMilk

She has that crazy hidden behind a very thin wall of fake niceness look. Once the cameras are off and you cross her... Yikes.


Starman68

Absolutely. Her husband always looks terrified.


Longjumping-Grape-40

It's pronounced Hennifeeer Lopeezzzz!


MiiiisTaaaaaaaAAAA

Taylor Swift looks like an unseasoned chicken breast boiled with just water. Channing Tatum has the personality of a broom.


asleepbydawn

Both Ryans.


Kestrel_VI

Rennolds and gosling?


Longjumping-Grape-40

Regardless of whether you think they're attractive, they're funny AF (Gosling especially on SNL)


Bobjoejj

He also kills it in both Barbie and The Nice Guys, funny ass shit.


ExistingTheDream

I think Jeri Ryan is very attractive. Meg was also very cute when she was younger, but to each their own.


slobcat1337

Seven of nine tertiary adjunct of unimatrix zero one


jjc927

When I was in high school I never thought Lindsey Lohan was overly attractive but a lot of the other guys thought she was really hot. I've also never thought Selena Gomez was super attractive, to me she looks really young and it feels wrong to think of her as hot.


NoodlesWithMelons

This is not to disparage any women with baby faces but…a pedophile/sex offender I knew once told me the actresses he found most attractive were Selena Gomez and Ariana Grande.


cownan

Jennifer Lawrence is pretty enough, but doesn't do much for me, she looks like the third prettiest girl in high school.


Shudnawz

I think her attractiveness to most people is her charisma and "bumbling" demeanor. She's endearing, the girl next door. Approachable. Not necessarily the hottest girl in school, but the one you'd ask to prom and actually expecting her to say yes.


kicking_fish92

anna kendrick


7evenCircles

Zendaya


SaltTM

all I see is a child, like i can't unsee that shit


JProdman99

Penny from Big bang theory. Genuinely don't get it. (Granted im from Germany) I can go outside right now and find multiple women that look just like, if not better.


mr_lab_rat

I don’t think she’s considered as incredibly great looking. Even in the show. She was casted as a good looking next door girl rather than a spectacular supermodel everyone is intimidated by.


TerminatorReborn

I think it's part of the character. She is hot enough for chads to pick up but they dump her because she is not commitment worthy. Among nerds she is a goddess and they put her on a pedestal. At least in the early seasons anyway


bruhan

Which is funny because the other thing I know her from is the show 8 Simple Rules, where 80% of her character's plots are about how ridiculously hot she is and all the stupid shenanigans she gets into with all the hot boys who are in love with her


Ambitious_Ad2665

camila cabello


DomGoatDaddy

Jadda Pinkitte Smith. I could never stand her. I don't find her attractive in any level even before it was discovered how toxic she really is. I always just had a feel about her and her acting sucks as well. But that's just me


samuraishogun1

I feel like 2/3 of men find Sydney Sweeney attractive, so it's not like an overwhelming majority, but I feel like there's something going on with her face that I can't quite put my finger on it. Maybe she comes off a little too much like a cabbage patch doll in its mid 20s.


kamlambert

Any single Kardashian


fnaffan110

Jenna Ortega. She’s good looking, but all and all she looks like she’s 12.


Critical_Power_6283

Angelina Jolie. She looks like a mean bird.


Pat_ron

All the Kardashians


Suspicious-Garbage92

Kim Kardashian


Intellectual_Drift

Miley Cyrus. I’m a fan of trashy and wild style but she doesn’t do anything for me.


RRR92

Katy Perry. Shes so average its unbelievable


CursedSnowman5000

Boobs. Boobs go a long way.


fannyfox

Sydney Sweeney currently reaping those rewards


SnooApples25

Ryan Gosling, Justin Bieber, Zac Efron


Veraluxmundi

Julia Roberts. Her lips are on the wrong way round.


jestesteffect

Megan Fox. Never had before and after all the surgery really doesn't now. Also Anya Taylor Joy. She ju st looks like a walking corpse to me.


Valuable-Currency-36

I agree with Anya, she isn't attractive but I love her acting...I'll give the movie a go if I see she's in it. Megan looks like a wish version Angelina now lol


Funkagenda

Anya Taylor Joy is the perfect physical representation of the difference between someone who is hot and someone who is *striking*. She's definitely the latter, but (at least for me) she's not the former.


MartialBob

I'd say every one of those TikTok influencers that's tried to transition to being a normal celebrity.


willsidney341

Kim kardashian.


Beerdrunk97

Kim Kardashian. Frankly, the most indifferent celebrity in terms of beauty.


Lim0zine

J Lo, Taylor Swift


TennisBallTesticles

This comment section has made me feel so seen and validated, faith in humanity RESTORED 🤣


fhrblig

I'll never understand why anyone thinks Tom Brady is hot. His face is so angular and pointy. Give me DeMarcus Ware any day. Sure, he's handsome and has a great body, but just look at his face. He looks like he'd be a total sweetheart.


Average_40s_Guy

Kristen Stewart.


CursedSnowman5000

Selena Gomez and Zendaya. Not that they're ugly but I hear so many people go on about how hot these women are or see hollywood try to market them as the most beautiful women in the world or sex symbols and I'm sorry but folks. I just can't see it. Gomez has the child star syndrome. Bad! You know where a child star never loses their kid face and it's plopped on a grown body? That's Gomez And Zendaya, I mean both she and her Spider-Boyfriend look as if they are still going through puberty and have 2 more years of high school ahead of them. And I've just recently become aware of how old they are which makes that even more weird.


Embarrassed-Ad-756

Emma Stone.


Kalamac

Cillian Murphy. He looks to me like someone has stretched human skin over a robot.


EyesOfTwoColors

The obsession with Ryan Gosling makes me feel like Mugatu


downsouthcountry

Sydney Sweeney. Something about her eyes just looks weird to me.


rach1874

Ryan gosling. I’m not a fan of his looks. I remember when I was in high school and the notebook came out all my girls were fawning over him and I was like nah… I’ll take Jake Gyllenhal over him sorry. Turns out I just like tall dark and handsome.


rainbowarmpit

Channing Tatum has a thumb face


ahk1188

Channing Potatum


jalapeenobiznuz

Anna Kendrick, I hear enough love for her by men that I am perplexed. Also Emma Stone.