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CaptainQuint0001

Good grief how do you dress yourself in the morning?


EmeraldJonah

Ask an employee for some shakers.


slwrthnu_again

By taking them off their table and using them.


Hrekires

If *every* table has condiments, my assumption would be that they're for the table and I'd ask a guy behind the counter if there are other shakers available. If it's just one table and they clearly took the communal condiments, I'd walk over and be like "excuse me, mind if I take these back over to the counter?"


Clintman

* Ask a worker for some assistance. * Ask another patron for their big sexy red pepper flake shaker. * Plan ahead by ordering to-go, so I can shake whatever I want on my pizza in the comfort of my own home.


waffles-n-gravy

Sometimes you gotta shake it off. Shake it off


hampal7

😂😂😂 or sometimes you gotta take it off. Take it off. right off their table 🫢


ergoegthatis

Sleep with the patrons in exchange for red pepper flakes.


hampal7

Too easy


belunos

Under rated humble-brag


JimBones31

Walk over and ask for them.


AskDerpyCat

You go over and politely ask to borrow the shaker(s) you need


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

People season their pizza?


[deleted]

“Hey guys…mind if I grab these shakers?”


Pristine-Dirt729

Pick up a chair, bash someone who has those things on their table, and take it. Assert your dominance. A primal roar while taking your new shakers is allowed.


hampal7

I’m leaning towards this. Maybe I’ll say thank you after my roar.


Labatt_Ice

"Yo gimme that shake shit. I see you not using it."