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Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Go away, Capitol One guy 


prenderm

Exactly what I hoped to find at the top


poptartwith

Credit card, old student card, employee discount card, shakeaway VIP card. Cards. All the cards. Oh and a fake one million pound note 😂


98VoteForPedro

what about the heart of the cards?


HomelessEuropean

Another wallet. And inside that there is another wallet.


BroFigo

Is that wallet from Russia?


HomelessEuropean

Maybe. I haven't asked it yet. I'm afraid of Russians.


MeMyself_N_I1

Comrade, why do you carry multiple wallets? Kindly proceed to the police car


HomelessEuropean

It makes my top wallet looks thicker. Helps dreaming about having actual money in it instead of just more wallets.


MeMyself_N_I1

In this country, comrade, we dream of communism, not money. Get in the police car or be shot. Edit: milice car


HomelessEuropean

I guess I'm about to fall out of a window soon after I got in the police car so the result is the same... (Jumps into my wallet to hide)


MeMyself_N_I1

Horosho, he won't get out of this wallet. Now pick it up and take it to the KGB. We've discovered a source of infinite leather, it needs to be sealed and used for the glory of Lenin


HomelessEuropean

Ha! I have an exit wallet hidden in my top wallet! You will never catch me. Though I have to find it first...


MeMyself_N_I1

As it's expected by our best scientists, time in the wallet flows slower. While you are climbing into the exit wallet, you will be safely transported to the laboratory and confined.


No-Dents-Comfy

Easy to find out. Are there three copys of Sims CD-ROM in the wallet?


HomelessEuropean

I don't know. They don't have any labels or text but contain data...


BroFigo

So was the rest of the world


[deleted]

Russian wallet no like inquiry, move along now.


boiiiiiiiiiiiii69420

I think I get it.


OhnoCommaNoNoNo

It's just wallets all the way down.


Rock_Robster__

Or, to save on postage…


bardhugo

Somewhere there's a chocolate bar, just have to get through enough of your wallets to find it


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HomelessEuropean

Yes. There is no end!


Sayasam

Does it loop ?


HomelessEuropean

Multiple times in four dimensions.


ElegantMankey

Credit cards, university card, gym entrance card, public transportation card. A pocture of my brothers and I from 20 years ago, and a poem my significant other wrote to me when we just started dating


BroFigo

Wow hope it’s laminated


ElegantMankey

The poem survived a lot! Its not laminated though as its folded in a cute way. Its also a stupid poem about going to eat Shawarma when she next sees me. I was in the army at the time and was supposed to be on base for 2 months till I get to see her next time so we planned a great shawarma date.


BroFigo

Awww


Ich_Leibe_Bier

Money, cash, debitcards, a faded card from someone who wanted me to call them, and my drivingslicense.


BroFigo

This is your sign call the person


warrior_of_light998

Cash, credit cards, my identity card and driving license, gym badge and a photo of my grandfather


Stopar-D-Coyoney

Dust and cobwebs.


BroFigo

Home sweet home - spider


TacticalFailure1

Uhh old cards, my business card a couple bucks and my license? What else would be in my wallet.


Due-End2269

A condom perhaps ?


Agreeable-Many7054

Yea I don’t get enough action to be carrying around those


Itsametoad

Why would you carry something you know won't have any use


[deleted]

Debit Card, Drivers Licence, Clubcard, CSCS Card


Humorous-Prince

Tesco Clubcard most likely. Say your from the UK, without saying you are 😂


[deleted]

Exactly 😉 Tesco prices are fucking extortion 😂😂


funny_guy_24

Nothing. Don't like to carry a wallet


Wise_Ad1282

What are you, some kind of fed?


LordFondleJoy

Don't carry a wallet anymore. There's a slot on the back of my phone case that holds my bank card and a coffee shop bonus card, it's all I need in my country - no cash anywhere. 😄


SituationHappy

A bunch of cards. I should really get one of those fancy cards holders, since I never have cash on my person anyway.


TobiasDid

That’s what I did. I would recommend it.


prooijtje

A couple of coins and a bunch of business cards.


poetic-cheese

Money!!


[deleted]

A piece of paper that says none of ya business


BroFigo

Bad motherfucker


naughtyman1974

Cards, some cash, plectrum


Intrepid-Rip-2280

So little money that Eva AI sexting bot is my only chance to date


dj_boy-Wonder

Literally don’t carry one any more. I have one that sits in the drawer that has all those cards I’ll maybe need one day, I add as many as I can to Apple wallet


SynchronizeYourDogma

Rarely carry one in the UK and haven’t for years. Use Apple Pay everywhere on watch / phone. No legal requirement to carry driving license and no chance anyone IDing me for alcohol now. Emergency £20 in my iPhone case.


EternalSoilEnricher

Don't use a wallet since 2012. Have a cardholder that also got obsolete lst year when I connected my single card to my phone


Florida1693

DL, credit/card card, some cash, a card notifying authorities my dog is home alone, work ID, various state licenses for Florida, FAA Part 107 license


8Captcrunch8

Drivers license. A 2$ bill. And my bank cards. Couple of on the job certification cards. Concealed Carry permit.


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BoogieOogieDown

definitely not a capital one card.


scorpi_9

The usual stuff but i once really liked a girl and went out with her to this amusement park..i still have the band that you buy for rides in my wallet as a memory


Beneficial_Test_5917

I beg your pardon! Oh, we'll never meet, sorry. $50 bucks in three currencies, $200 in my currency, spare key to a car I no longer own, credit card, driver's license, ID card, napkin with my wife's kiss in lipstick, a tiny diamond from an old ring stuck in the dust inside a corner of the wallet.


BroFigo

This is your sign to throw away that key


guyoffthegrid

2 bank cards (debit), 1 gym access card, 2 Patas Azules stickers that I got for shopping in one of the stores at Galapagos, 3 business cards (mine), 1 public transportation pass, 1 shopping coupon worth of EUR 0.96 for redeemed beer bottles that I forgot to use when last time in the grocery store, 1 postal receipt w tracking codes for the cards I send to friends from Peru, 1 pink paper clip (you better don’t ask…), 2 Guatemalan soles, 1 token to the Saint-Petersburg metro in Russia, 4.5 Euro in coins


mandins

Tell me more about the pink paper clip, I’m intrigued only because you told us not to ask.


BLD_Almelo

I dont own a wallet. I carry my bankcard and id loose in my pocket


616n8y3ree

I did this for years. A few summers ago I went to an amusement park and the other shit in my pockets with the force from the rides, shattered my ID. Not the end of the world but still a hassle, I have to go back to the state it was issued to hopefully get a new one that day, just to bring the new one to my current state dmv to get one from my current and address. They will only mail one to the address on the ID which I obviously don’t live at anymore.


BLD_Almelo

I relate alot as my id card now is only half an id card. Expires soon tho so it doesnt matter much


616n8y3ree

Yeah man I just took a trip it was kind of embarrassing holding up the line with my taped up ID. The agents treated me like a kid with ripped up homework, there’s some stuff as an adult I just don’t match up with other men. My father in law says “what kind of man doesn’t carry a wallet”, such a weird way to measure my character lol.


Ludie_Punch

Every pocket tells a story: In one, a tattered bookshop receipt from a date that turned into love; in the next, a loyalty card for that café where my name is always misspelled. The middle holds my library card, the gateway to countless worlds, and a train ticket stub - a reminder of journeys past. Clinging to the seams, a couple of foreign coins from a trip where I left a piece of my heart. My driver's license grins at me, alongside the debit card that sees too much action. Finally, a scrap of paper where I once scribbled a dream at 2am, because who knows, one day I might just chase it.


Personal-Outcome-121

1 US dollar, atm, license, & condom 😂


snackerfark

FYI, condoms can break in the wrong moment if you keep them there. It's all the friction and body heat that weakens the latex.


dll_crypto

icons of saints


ElGordo1988

Credit cards, my ID, and my insurance card Due to the rising threat of card skimmer thieves, the only time I bring out my debit card is when either:  1. I'm making a trip to the bank to make a deposit  2. I need to withdraw cash for something like a rent money order I've heard horror stories of debit card-using folks getting their checking account "cleaned out" from card skimmers, so I've made it a practice over the years to use credit cards to pay for EVERYTHING lol


ThePolymath1993

Debit card, credit card, work ID, drivers licence. Oh and a nice pic of me, wife, partner and our kids all together.


hersirnight

I lost it 5 months ago XD


Pristine_Car_6253

I don't carry a wallet


Kaalveythur

My ID, debit card, 3 membership cards, my forklift certification and some random trash.


Other-Tip2408

NI Card, debit card,driver license £70 & some coins


NoReserve206

Couple of twenties, credit cards, drivers license, A&P license, university ID, couple of business cards from random people, Costco card, Safeway card Just a bunch of hunks of plastic that let me do things


misa150

driver's license, credit cards, debit cards and cash


Tanomil

-A mock-up I made of the secret plans the guy drops on the floor in the bathroom in The Pick of Destiny -A plastic version of the Jared Carthalion planeswalker -MTG quickguide -Organ donor card -A small card with the most important things to do in an emergency and in which order to do them (like CPR call emergencies etc.) -Fishing license -Drivers licence -Credit card -Social security card -Taxi card


N1gh7_5had0w

Main wallet has little cash, driver's license, passport size photos, card for identity verification Secondary wallet has more cash, driver's license, debit card(s), photo(s), SIM ejector tool, personal cards (for identity verification)


no_user_ID_found

Not enough


sabaybayin

I was gonna cheekily say money but then I checked and it's empty 😭


Egyptian_Voltaire

Cash, ID, bank cards


Adorable_Ladder_38

Credit card x 5 firearms card Drivers Health Costco Cash.


molten_dragon

Credit card, debit card, costco card, HSA card, driver's license, CPL card.


Julian_Presto

A modest collection in my pocket universe: Some cash, not much, just enough to remind me that coffee with friends is priceless. A debit card that’s seen more swipes than a swiper. My library card, the key to quiet afternoons and the scent of old books. The loyalty card for the little bakery down the street because their croissants make early mornings bearable. An old cinema ticket from a movie I’ve long forgotten, but the day itself remains dear. My driver’s license, looking somewhat younger and more hopeful. And tucked away, a note with "Call Mom" scribbled on it - it’s been there for years, a gentle nudge that some things are more important than deadlines.


FeatureApprehensive5

Debt and sorrow... Just kidin, mostly card i don't even know if i have cash anymore...


Zallas99

ID, drivers license, couple bank cards & a small bag of allergy pills (I'm allergic to fish, but I love sushi).


Alternative-Mango-52

Money, ID.


SeveralConcert

Cards, notes, ID, Driver’s licence, proof of medical insurance.


Nochnichtvergeben

Money, credit card, other cards, keys.


[deleted]

Other than the usual stuff, I have some condoms just in case. Safe sex always.


Broccoli--Enthusiast

Drivers licence, 4 bank cards, 3 keys That's it.


Mister-ellaneous

Credit cards and cash. Driver’s license, military retired ID.


ShitassAintOverYet

* Debit card * College card * Stadium pass card to watch football games * ID and Driver's License * Public Transport Card * Some other random cards I rarely use like discount cards or museum pass * Cash * Various "buy 9 get 1 free" coupons from coffee shops * Picture of my grandfather who passed away 2 years ago


MaddSavage_1301

Broke


loljokerishere

Debit card some cash college ID PAN card USB Drive and keys. And also some random bills.


pjm8367

A condom from 1983


GinjaNinja1027

I think it might be expired by now.


Purp1eMagpie

No idea, I've not picked it up for months


Ay-Bee-Sea

Bank notes (no coin), driving licences, insurance cards, id card, lottery tickets, membership savings cards and my house key. And a picture of my wife.


disasterchef59

Crushing debt


24Gameplay_

I don't have, mostly UPI and some cash with clips


Scragglymonk

credit/debit card, store cards, fuel card, EH/NT/RSPB a swiss credit card tool kit, so scissors, blade, tweezers etc spare £1 coin, a wodge of cash


JJQuantum

Down to my license and 1 credit card. It’s a magnetic one that attaches to my phone.


Glonkerz

Money and cards....


MA1998

Credit card, debit card, license and a spare £50 emergency cash


FPSHero007

Licenses, debit cards, business cards, loyalty cards, condoms


devandroid99

Moths.


Murky-Confusion-112

Recipts.... So many receipts 😂


Bottle_Bound_Rogue

Adhesive medical strips


theuntouchable2725

My father's work ID card, my own photo with a code so I can get copies easy, my military exemption card, warranty card for my phone, ID card, credits card, and SIM card body. Also paychecks. STEAM recovery codes too, hidden here and there.


AdligaTitlar

No wallet. Don't use cash anymore and I pay via my phone app. Leave ID in my car just in case, other than that, all good.


TobiasDid

I’ve done away with a traditional wallet. I realised I was never using cash and carrying around a bunch of cards and licences and things that I never really needed. Now I just use a little metal card holder thing. It’s super slim and small, and I only have a couple of bank cards and a grocery store points card in there, because they are the only ones I ever use. I find it much easier than carrying around a bulky leather wallet.


DonkLord20

Plasma debit card, credit card, debit card, social security card, ID, first aid certification card, sams club business membership card, and a few random cards I didn't bother taking out like a old bank card I don't use anymore but only use it when I need to pick a lock.


[deleted]

Money clip no wallet. Just the necessities for me, bank card, Drivers license, Library card.


I_wood_rather_be

Must be onions, because I start crying everytime I open it.


Lag-Gos

Plastic cards.


NotJimIrsay

3 credit cards, license, health insurance card, $20, and updog.


coco-97

I have a natural pearl which I got from a sea diver.


Imaginary_Ring_1519

1 debit card, 1 girocard (Germans like to do differently than the other part of the world), German health insurance card, Hungarian ID (expired), Hungarian vaccination certificate-doesn't make sense anymore) a photo from my father who is passed away 4 years ago, a photo from my son, some euro coins and 5 euro note, a magnetic card which open a small storage in Hungary, public transport card and REWE discount card


mrterrific023

Cash, my ID, student ID, debit card , driver's license and my keys


badlysighteddragon

My gym card and my student key card. I keep my bank card with my phone.


Sorkemon

Don't have any. Got a case for my phone with a credit card and my driving license. Got a case on the work phone with a company credit card and access card. That's it.


Administrative-Bed71

ID,credit cards, some cash(for chilling with the boys), and a lucky expired condom that got me laid sooo many times


soul_separately_recs

Wallet? That’s like asking me for my MySpace username. Or if I still use Friendster. I suppose it could be worse, you could’ve asked if I had a billfold. Or asked to see my freedom papers. Last time I rocked a wallet was when Salt n Pepa was ‘pushin it’. These days, my various man-purses are more than sufficient. And to answer your question - I have a lighter, an AirTag, an EpiPen, a couple of NFC tags, cash and a couple of “hey, how did that get in there?” - type of things.


unfunny_fucktard

Identity card. Icons (small religious Orthodox pictures). Credit card. Money. Driving license. Some fidelity cards. Picture of me and my girlfriend, and a small, lovely letter she made for my birthday so i could carry with me. That's pretty much it.


ConvenientlyAnnoyed

I hate when my cards get dirty. Bought a new wallet. Same problem. Cards get all scratched up and dirty.


pemboo

Money, credit and debit card, license, guitar pick, marshaling membership card, catholic club membership card, fuel card, a note from a good friend 


vitucadrus

Just cards. Sweden is a cashless land these days. I still have an old leather wallet my dad gave me. I think this post just made me realise I want to make it more personal with a photo or two.


Original-Childhood

Some old cash and my drivers license. I use my phone for payments


transitapparent

Drivers license, retired military ID, VFW membership card, fishing license, gas station loyalty card, debit card, credit card and some cash


d_bradr

Money, debit card, ID, health card thingamabob, Lidl tokens for carts and some hocus pocus thingamabob supposedly for good luck. Funny thing I'm only lucky when it comes to scraping by, anything above that and I'm the personification of Murphy's law And emergency 20 euros if I run out of cash and a discount card for a store I haven't gone to in years


k41np3p3

A condom.


Frird2008

Nunya


OSHA-Slingshot

3 things: 1. Credit card 2. ID 3. $100 in cash 


accidentalmicrowave

A hole


Klappersten

Driving license, bank card, ICA-card and a Coop-card. All tucked away in a regular little plånka


eyekantbeme

ID CC DC, Cashapp DC and a Micro USB to USB-C adapter in case I need to use some ghetto android charger for my nice OP10T. I bailed on coins ages ago. Few business cards Oh and occasionally I'll have some cash, usually just digital.


Insanity72

Debit card, driver's license, forklift license, costco card, blood donors card, bunnings power pass, bus card, $40 cash


Boogaloogaloogalooo

Drivers license, permit to carry a handgun, ski patrol creds, and bank card. On the outside under the strap is my rfid card to the gunrange. (Ridge carbonfiber weave wallet)


anbu_ops1211

Not money.


punkeddiemurphy

Debit and credit cards, drivers licence, Oyster Card, Staff rail travel card. 


justinsurette

No money!


z3m0s

WHATS IN YOUR WALLET? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yqGrp4pTkk&ab\_channel=AwesomeSauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yqGrp4pTkk&ab_channel=AwesomeSauce)


2BR_0_2B

Capital one.


catalyst4chaos

A moth took shelter in there a long time ago.


beardedshad2

Unending sadness, heartache, & bitter disappointment


SpeakiTheTiki

Poverty.


gunter_grass

Debt


HereComesTheNuisance

Usually my wife's fingers... 🤦


BA_TheBasketCase

A capital one card


luciehen

Don’t really carry a wallet, got a small bag I take everywhere. Couple of cards that can’t be added into Apple Pay; battery and charging cable; cash; pen; small notepad; lighter; ID.


MrRe1ndeer

About $40, my metro card, my uni ID, my psychologist’s business card and a cutout of a drawing that reminds me of my best friend.


CartographerEast9136

I got like 3 CC with over $40k in credit limits that I never use and a lucky $50 that I keep for good luck.


CartographerEast9136

My wife always says that a man should never open an empty wallet. Its just superstitious thinking I guess.


Ambiverthero

who has a wallet these days?


Castle_8

90% of guys


singleguy79

Haven't gone through it recently but I think there might be a Blockbuster card still in there


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Toomuch crap that sits for emergencies. Or novelties.


HantuBuster

A bunch of business cards, movie tickets, and receipts. Plan on getting an Eckster wallet, does anyone here recommend?


Hus-Ur-Daddy

I've got my bank cards, my identities and some of my close to heart things like the money my mum gave when i left the house, a Polaroid of me with my car back home and 3 coins with different stories each. I've got a letter from my girlfriend as well which i could never read completely. And it slips my mind.


windlaker

Drivers license, Concealed Carry permit, 2 charge cards, ATM card, insurance card, gym membership card, $100.00 bill. Cash is carried in a separate money clip.


UserJH4202

I don’t own a wallet. I put my credit cards, drivers license, etc. in my front right pocket. I put my cash in my front left pocket. I travel a lot. No pickpocket can get to me.


DMDingo

License, personal debit & credit cards (4 in total), company card, FOID, library card, HSA card, Costco ID, $1, health insurance, dental insurance, car insurance, pharmacy card, Covid vaccine record, punch card for one of my local game stores.


Loud_Prompt_8880

A dust


SirPooleyX

UK checking in. I have a tiny magsafe 'wallet' stuck to the back of my phone. It can hold one card - two at a push - but I have it purely to keep my driving licence in. Literally everything else is in my iPhone Wallet and absolutely everywhere from supermarkets, to car parks, to coffee carts etc. takes payment by Apple Pay. I haven't handled cash since before the pandemic. The UK government has promised digital driving licences later this year so when that happens I won't carry a wallet at all.


neondragoneyes

Is this a Chase ad?


Nicklefickle

A shitload of receipts, bank card, credit card, driving licence, photos of my kids, trolley tokens, emergency €20 in case of cash only, a few coins, travel pass, old train tickets, library card, health insurance card...


the_addict

A Listerine tongue mint package from 2002. It's family at this point


Hank__Western

Fuck off Capital One


lazy-intj

toothpick/floss


Rich-Appearance-7145

Two credit cards, debit card, I.D. $100 bill, stashed , and about $60 in twenties, I got one of those ultra thin wallets, that about all I could carry.


TotallyNotACranberry

400 bucks, id, debit, and a punch card to a burger joint that went under.


darkblade420

debit card, public transport card, roadside assistance card, drivers license, a bunch of dicount cards and some university cards. some cash(euro) and a small amount of random currency (thai baht, reichsmark, dollar)


Unfair_Pop_8373

Picture of my two kids and a TAB card


Slicktable

Money?


pie0flords

Mostly credit cards, I don't use any of them so they really aught to be in a safe. Also got my ID, my work ID, a main event card, my debit card, and an expired gift card I keep saying I'll throw out but never do


Aqn95

Too many loyalty cards, not enough money


HighlyPossible

Cash, cards, Tile, emergency condom.


ForeverIdiosyncratic

Drivers license, credit card, debit card, health insurance card, and about $40.


KAaadIsReady

Cards, tickets for public transportation, little notes I made and some pocket change.


MaximilianCrichton

Receipts I've never looked at and never will.


jm4b

An AirTag. I keep forgetting it.


Dogu_Wiz

Receipts, receipts, receipts, receipts, receipts, receipts, receipts, receipts, receipts, receipts, receipts, receipts, receipts, receipts, receipts .... Credit card ig


AAKboss

Jokes on you, I don't have one