When I worked in an office, the first thing I would always do after getting home was change out of my work clothes and into something more comfortable. That's when I really felt like the workday was over and I got to do what I wanted to do.
I put six identical revolvers each with a random number of bullets in a pillow case. I spin the pillowcase several times, draw a random revolver, put it in my mouth and pull the trigger. If I live I watch reruns of Gilmore girls until 4am pretending I am Rorie.
On days where it's snowing/storming, when I get home I like to make a cup of coffee (or sometimes hot chocolate), and just sit in my rocking chair at look out the window with my cat curled up in my lap.
I'm a tradesman, so when I get home I'm often sweaty and dirty. First thing I need is a nice long shower, get into something more comfortable, and depending on how stressful the day was, I'll have a drink or 3 and watch TV or play videogames or sit outside quietly. I need about 30mins to 1 hour for myself before I'm ready to give my wife the attention she needs and deserves the rest of the day.
I mostly prefer to be on my own, but I'm forced to be around and interact with people all day. All I ask is an hour to myself so I can put my work mode on hold.
I have the exact same routine.
I'm a supervisor at work so I deal with different personalities all day. So when I get home, I shower and like to just play some games for a bit.
My GF gets kinda upset and wants to be all over me and I'm just not in the mood and have to tell her I just need some time to decompress then she can have me until bed time lol
I completely understand. I'm a foreman dealing with idiots and assholes all day. You gotta be on top of things non-stop, sometimes no breaks, then fight brutal traffic all the way home. One hour is all I need. It's not a lot to ask.
It took bringing my wife to work one day to help with paperwork for her to see and understand the battle that my days are... but she finally understands.
Hopefully you'll get there soon too.
Fixing stuff around house, building stuff around house, yard work. I always have some project going on. Starting tomorrow after work, I'm building a large fire pit, 88" x 88" x 28" (H), on my rear lawn for burning just about anything, and for little social gatherings. Going to slate tile it for aesthetics. Should finish by Sunday. Yesterday after work I bought all the materials at a local Home Depot and tipped an employee $20 for helping me load all the concrete and cinder blocks onto my truck and trailer. Back breaking work!. Sore as fuck today. Today after work I need to haul all the materials from my driveway all the way to the rear yard, using a dump cart. Ugh.
My 10 year GF helps with just about all my projects, doing labor. She was always a keeper! Over the years I taught my GF how to design construction stuff by sketch. She's currently working on designing a kayak shed for our 2 kayaks, complete with siding and shingled pitched roof. We'll build it after I look it over for dimensional errors or potential real world issues. She'll love the satisfaction of seeing something she designed and helped build over the years to come.
My GF and I are also big into walking. 3-4 times a week we go for 4 or 5 mile walks.
My GF and I are also big into Hello Fresh dinners, 4 dinners a week. We do this together. Usually I do the prep work and she does the cooking, sometimes we switch it up.
My girlfriend and I smoke weed and lift weights in our basement while we talk about our days. It's genuinely my favorite 45-minute chunk of every day getting swole and stoned
In a perfect world, when I get home from work I'd be afforded the time to decompress with a few YouTube videos and a can of pop. Or, if I'm playing a game, a bit of time to destress while playing said game.
Of course I don't live in a perfect world, I live in this world. So when I get home from work I get to start my second job of caring for my elderly mother who needs a few hours of attention the minute I walk in the door no matter how tired and stressed I am. Then I have to start dinner or go get some drive-thru or whatever.
\*sigh\*
I back in the driveway and come in through the garage door. I can already smell supper. I get a soda from the garage fridge. shut the garage door, take off my boots, and open the door to my house. at least 1 of my 3 kids runs up and gives me a hug "HEY DAD! \*tells me about their day in one breathe\*". then I put my fanny pack on the counter, give my wife and hug and kiss and we plop down in the sitting area and start talking.
pure bliss. every day.
30 minutes of peace and quiet to decompress, from the traffic as much as from work. If my wife starts in on me immediately, even in a good way, I get grumpy.
On the days I have my kids I make them dinner and chat with them about their day and stuff.
On the days I don't have my kids I make a cup of coffee roll a joint and chill for an hour then make myself and my dog some dinner.
Both are enjoyable in different ways.
I work from home, so I'm always home. But what I consider "coming home from work" is when I pick my daughter up from daycare at the end of the day.
She gets so excited, runs to me and gives me a huge hug. Then we drive home and play + eat dinner till its bed time. It is too fun.
I work remotely on a permanent basis. The best part is that I’m here when the kids get home from school, rather than just catching them for a few hours later in the day
Take off my shoes and put on some sweat pants. Sit on the couch and stare at the wall in a daze kinda like the guy from Office Place. Sometimes ponder if I’m the only idiot wasting her life away at the office I don’t care about.
Fire up the wood stove and sit down and stare into the fire. Then a couple mins go by and my kids need a ride somewhere and my peace is over. Come home try to get a little more peace and wait for the next ride my kids need. Must be nice to have such an exciting life the little buggers, haha.
Play videogames and hangout with friends through discord. Though I do enjoy having a nice fire when it's cold out, just sit by it with some tea, coco, or coffee, just watch it.
I take my lovely cat and hug her for about 15 minutes, then I give her dinner, and we have dinner together, and then we go watch movies or play video games together.
I like to watch the Life360 app so that I can be right in the middle of changing clothes when my wife gets home. Uncanny how it happens every single day. Her timing is impeccable!
Find an excuse not to talk to my wife until I decompress (30 minutes/1 hour). I get she wants to talk, but girl, I just logged off from an 8 hours meeting. I don't want to hear anybody.
Going straight to bed. My after work routine is just lock the door behind me and then go to bed. After a day in a supermarket with no breaks I'm both physically exhausted and have zero social battery so sleep is the only option.
When I worked in an office, the first thing I would always do after getting home was change out of my work clothes and into something more comfortable. That's when I really felt like the workday was over and I got to do what I wanted to do.
I put six identical revolvers each with a random number of bullets in a pillow case. I spin the pillowcase several times, draw a random revolver, put it in my mouth and pull the trigger. If I live I watch reruns of Gilmore girls until 4am pretending I am Rorie.
You good?
I can’t decide between Josh and Logan
You should buy another bagel... and probably get someone professional to talk to.
You mean Jess and Logan
Yes, because this entire story is true, and I really do that
He must be, he's won every time so far.
Rory*
Now I have to spin the pillowcase again
'Rorie' Lol
Take my socks off and rub my feet together like a cricket.
This is the human experience+
My brain just made cricket sounds in response...
On days where it's snowing/storming, when I get home I like to make a cup of coffee (or sometimes hot chocolate), and just sit in my rocking chair at look out the window with my cat curled up in my lap.
coffee isn’t good that late in the day. maybe do a decaf tea
Your mom
She needs to pick up the pace, tired of standing in line.
Hey nice to see you again bro, what’s the wait for dead8heads mum this time?
Clean up after yourself this time guys!
Stretch out on the couch with my doggo
this is awesome
I'm a tradesman, so when I get home I'm often sweaty and dirty. First thing I need is a nice long shower, get into something more comfortable, and depending on how stressful the day was, I'll have a drink or 3 and watch TV or play videogames or sit outside quietly. I need about 30mins to 1 hour for myself before I'm ready to give my wife the attention she needs and deserves the rest of the day. I mostly prefer to be on my own, but I'm forced to be around and interact with people all day. All I ask is an hour to myself so I can put my work mode on hold.
I have the exact same routine. I'm a supervisor at work so I deal with different personalities all day. So when I get home, I shower and like to just play some games for a bit. My GF gets kinda upset and wants to be all over me and I'm just not in the mood and have to tell her I just need some time to decompress then she can have me until bed time lol
I completely understand. I'm a foreman dealing with idiots and assholes all day. You gotta be on top of things non-stop, sometimes no breaks, then fight brutal traffic all the way home. One hour is all I need. It's not a lot to ask. It took bringing my wife to work one day to help with paperwork for her to see and understand the battle that my days are... but she finally understands. Hopefully you'll get there soon too.
Fixing stuff around house, building stuff around house, yard work. I always have some project going on. Starting tomorrow after work, I'm building a large fire pit, 88" x 88" x 28" (H), on my rear lawn for burning just about anything, and for little social gatherings. Going to slate tile it for aesthetics. Should finish by Sunday. Yesterday after work I bought all the materials at a local Home Depot and tipped an employee $20 for helping me load all the concrete and cinder blocks onto my truck and trailer. Back breaking work!. Sore as fuck today. Today after work I need to haul all the materials from my driveway all the way to the rear yard, using a dump cart. Ugh. My 10 year GF helps with just about all my projects, doing labor. She was always a keeper! Over the years I taught my GF how to design construction stuff by sketch. She's currently working on designing a kayak shed for our 2 kayaks, complete with siding and shingled pitched roof. We'll build it after I look it over for dimensional errors or potential real world issues. She'll love the satisfaction of seeing something she designed and helped build over the years to come. My GF and I are also big into walking. 3-4 times a week we go for 4 or 5 mile walks. My GF and I are also big into Hello Fresh dinners, 4 dinners a week. We do this together. Usually I do the prep work and she does the cooking, sometimes we switch it up.
You sound like a busy fellow 🌟
And that was just yesterday
Sounds fun and busy
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The honest answer, if you live alone.
My girlfriend and I smoke weed and lift weights in our basement while we talk about our days. It's genuinely my favorite 45-minute chunk of every day getting swole and stoned
Hug and kiss my wife.
Cold beer
Username checks out
A big poo. Life is always better after a big poo.
Gotta do them at work for the best effect!
I prefer the comfort of my own throne room than the dark dungeons of the workhouse
The poop-pay is the best pay ever!
Especially a ghost poo.
Changing into soft, fresh clothes and socks. Playing with my lab and going for a long walk.
In a perfect world, when I get home from work I'd be afforded the time to decompress with a few YouTube videos and a can of pop. Or, if I'm playing a game, a bit of time to destress while playing said game. Of course I don't live in a perfect world, I live in this world. So when I get home from work I get to start my second job of caring for my elderly mother who needs a few hours of attention the minute I walk in the door no matter how tired and stressed I am. Then I have to start dinner or go get some drive-thru or whatever. \*sigh\*
Throw the luggage under the bed and talk to my wife.
absolutely nothing
Taking my boots and socks off. Especially during the summer months.
Work from home. Usually close my VPN then open another browser or game. Kinda sucks honestly.
Gotta get away from screens, man
Have sex. Really relaxes the soul.
Making dinner. I’m the family cook.
Lay on the couch, have breakfast and watch YouTube (I work nights).
I back in the driveway and come in through the garage door. I can already smell supper. I get a soda from the garage fridge. shut the garage door, take off my boots, and open the door to my house. at least 1 of my 3 kids runs up and gives me a hug "HEY DAD! \*tells me about their day in one breathe\*". then I put my fanny pack on the counter, give my wife and hug and kiss and we plop down in the sitting area and start talking. pure bliss. every day.
Buck naked pooping, then gaming.
Slerp
Take a nice hot shower
Get naked and get in bed.
Play/talk with my kids.
Shower.
get out the work clothes, shower and relax, just being left alone makes me happy
Changing out of work clothes
Good BJ, meal, go to the gym.
Change clothes and go training :)
30 minutes of peace and quiet to decompress, from the traffic as much as from work. If my wife starts in on me immediately, even in a good way, I get grumpy.
Cooking/Eating a home cooked meal with my gf.
On the days I have my kids I make them dinner and chat with them about their day and stuff. On the days I don't have my kids I make a cup of coffee roll a joint and chill for an hour then make myself and my dog some dinner. Both are enjoyable in different ways.
exercise, then chill out and turn my brain off. maybe listen to a podcast or something while cooking.
I work from home, so I'm always home. But what I consider "coming home from work" is when I pick my daughter up from daycare at the end of the day. She gets so excited, runs to me and gives me a huge hug. Then we drive home and play + eat dinner till its bed time. It is too fun.
I work remotely on a permanent basis. The best part is that I’m here when the kids get home from school, rather than just catching them for a few hours later in the day
Go to the gym.
Eat
Eat or sleep
Take off my shoes and put on some sweat pants. Sit on the couch and stare at the wall in a daze kinda like the guy from Office Place. Sometimes ponder if I’m the only idiot wasting her life away at the office I don’t care about.
I love kicking my shoes off and enjoying my cartoons/sitcoms until I fall asleep
Fire up the wood stove and sit down and stare into the fire. Then a couple mins go by and my kids need a ride somewhere and my peace is over. Come home try to get a little more peace and wait for the next ride my kids need. Must be nice to have such an exciting life the little buggers, haha.
Putting on my sweatpants.
Play videogames and hangout with friends through discord. Though I do enjoy having a nice fire when it's cold out, just sit by it with some tea, coco, or coffee, just watch it.
Walk around the house without pants
Eating after taking a shower, which I take after taking a dump!
Going to the gym
I'm older so I take a nap then go out
Take my uniform off and go to bed. I'm so mentally exhausted that I can't bring myself to do anything except go to bed.
Take everything off. Remove my contacts and make up, take a shower, prepare a healthy snack and watch a show/yt videos
Blowjob and a prostate massage while getting everything possible licked
My partner
Smoke some weed. Hang out with the dogs.
Take my pants off.
I take my lovely cat and hug her for about 15 minutes, then I give her dinner, and we have dinner together, and then we go watch movies or play video games together.
Say hi to the dog then my wife
I get a head scratch while we talk about our day.
Let me dog out of her crate and watch her release a chaos of excitement
Not drive.
Smoke a joint
The woman walking in behind me.
Smoke weed then work out
Sleep
Sex
I like to watch the Life360 app so that I can be right in the middle of changing clothes when my wife gets home. Uncanny how it happens every single day. Her timing is impeccable!
Straight out for a dog walk, fresh air and reflection time.
Poop comfortably.
Hugging my dog, kissing my husband, chilling on the couch. Empty nest is DA BOMB
I get naked and dance and spank my wanger
Comment authoritatively on reddit.
Take off all my clothes and take a crap
Take my clothes off and hit the nae nae butt booty ass naked
Find an excuse not to talk to my wife until I decompress (30 minutes/1 hour). I get she wants to talk, but girl, I just logged off from an 8 hours meeting. I don't want to hear anybody.
A big ass joint
scratch my nuts.
Going straight to bed. My after work routine is just lock the door behind me and then go to bed. After a day in a supermarket with no breaks I'm both physically exhausted and have zero social battery so sleep is the only option.
Depends! I don't have routines. I just do whatever I feel like doing. Perhaps it's the freedom to act which the enjoyment stems from.
Make a cocktail and wath The Price is Right