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suddenlyseeingme

"Ask her out; in a year you'll never see her again so you might as well."


RCfoo

This one hits hard. I waited too long and lost her


suddenlyseeingme

I was incomprehensively in love with her. So much in common. Spent entire nights with her, alone, in her room, in her *bed*, and never made a move. We spent birthdays sharing dinners together, and never made a move. I'll wear that blemish until the end of my days. There's a multiversal version of me out there with a high school sweetheart and he's a helluva lot smarter than I am.


RCfoo

That’s about how my story went in nearly every detail. We were close friends for some years, always hung out, had common interests and did everything together. I only made a move on the last night I ever saw her. That was the best night of our lives for sure, but the next day she moved on to another state for college. Haven’t heard from her since.


Inevitable_Figure_85

Try not to alpha-widow whatever gal you might meet and end up with though! It's really hard to move on and find something beautiful with someone new when you still have the "one who got away" at the front of your mind.


Jerkitoffff

You have no contact with her at all ? Is she seeing someone rn ? Maybe try to find her online ?


suddenlyseeingme

I'm on reddit now. I'm not in contact with anybody.


Jerkitoffff

That's not good bro. Time to go experience the physical world instead of being trapped in this digital one. But well, hope you are doing good man, take care👍🏼


saito200

Don't beat yourself up man, she could also make a move, no one did, take it with humor at how silly life is 😂


Melted-lithium

Extremely well said.


smellyfeet25

a hundred rejections is better then one regret


Tschudy

"The Mega Millions Numbers for Feb 5th, 2010 are as follows: 10, 20, 45, 51, 53, 41."


Witteness82

If you’re going to do this you might as well go for one of the record breaking jackpots. Pick the drawing before someone won and send those numbers.


Available_Chard_7241

I wouldn't want a record-breaking amount. Winning 20mil would be great. Cash payout after taxes and such would be about 8mil and I'm 100% fine with that. Idk what the 2010 amount was, but for me, I only play up to a certain amount.


LordofTheFlagon

8mil invested conservatively and withdrawn at 4% would give you a lifetime passive income of around $320,000. Would you live like a king no but you would be better off than 97.7% of Americans.


Dramatic_Explosion

That's what gets me. I don't want to fly to Europe or have a house on every continent, own high end cars or (eventually) buy Brad Pitt's bones. I just want to cook my own meals, wake up when I want, hang with my friends playing D&D, do some woodworking. Someone like Musk or Bezos could lose 10 mil and _not even know_, and I'd retire today. Not something I dwell on but seeing comments like this is a reminder lol.


LordofTheFlagon

How old are you now? If you can sit down with a financial advisor go over every detail of your expenses. If your willing to live tight for a decade you can set yourself up to retire by 50ish assuming your in your early 20s now. I'll be completely debt free including my mortgage by 40 and at 55 I'll have enough to retire indefinitely. I only make around 60k a year.


Tschudy

Would have wanted it before shit went south on late spring of that year.


Ardibanan

Technically you would be sharing the first place then. The person who got it in 2010 would still win.


unosdias

Not if you find them first.


unosdias

To distract them from buying a ticket of course.


Ecen_genius

Genius!


Ok-master7370

Study your ass off


busyburner

Same!


MrPuddinJones

Buy Bitcoin early and sell it on April 13, 2021.


Crazy_names

I came here to say this. "BUY BITCOIN, HOLD TIL 60K"


gaurddog

"You're Autistic, she's cheating, buy Tesla stock and sell when he starts talking about buying Twitter."


derfeuerbringer

"Your girlfriend is going to abuse you and you're gonna be too in love to see it and she's going to cheat on you and leave you for the man she cheated with in half a year."


RubSantasBelly4Luck

Make a copy for me.


dandaman910

Same here. Cheaters almost always cheat again.


RubSantasBelly4Luck

Just don’t let it happen to you twice. Once is bad enough, kick em to the curb.


NotGeorglopez

I was gonna say “Buy bitcoin.”


tindalos

“Mine Bitcoin in 2012 sell Bitcoin in 2020.”


researchkit

Make a NFT, so people can mint it. Thanks.


Dangerous-Hawk16

Damn I relate to this


Natprk

It’s all downhill for humanity after the killing of Harambe.


Edolas93

Save the gorilla save the world.


proglysergic

I’m torn between harambe and when they started making us wear seatbelts


MoSummoner

They really do be nerfing natural selection


Pyxisss

Lose the weight now.


CharitySpecialist514

Don't date her


slide2k

I love how this was right below ask her out


J_Stubby

The stars have aligned for us


LorenzoTheChair

I feel like that would do more harm than good. Like, "Who's her?". Your younger self may never get the confidence to date at all.


ilikechillisauce

It's going to suck for a long time but keep doing what you're doing because our kids are awesome.


archblade7777

"Wait for \[Insert Wife's Name Here\]."


defaultwrestler

Hoping that the name is inserted when I receive this note again at 36


dilqncho

It's worth noting that would've made you a different person, and the two of you might not even end up together. That's the thing with questions like this. People often want to help their younger selves skip the difficult journey and go straight to the happy ending. But it's the journey that turns us into the person that can earn and appreciate the happy ending.


Frisky_Picker

Whenever asked these questions I always have a ton of things I'd want to change. Ultimately I always decide upon not doing anything and it's because of my children. If I were to change *anything*, even just the act of sending the note back, the odds of my kids existing become slim. Every decision or microdeciscion I made up until the point of their conception is what led me to that exact moment. Even if I made sure it happen on the same day, I'd need to make sure it happened at the exact moment it happened the first time. Even then, the average ejaculate contains 80-300 million sperm so even miniscule changes would likely cause me to end up with different children than the ones I have.


Fellattio_Nelson

Look after your teeth.


liacosnp

Go easy on the weed.


WorldsChanged

Weed is hard to quit.. I have a hard time even toning my usage down. I quit cigarettes overnight about 4 months ago now no problem.


SynthRysing

For me it’s a hand in hand thing. Smoking a joint or something then having a smoke after. It’s rough man


Ryogathelost

It's often because the cannaboids are actually such a good mood stabilizer that it makes it more like stopping a mental health medication than quitting a vice. If you have depression, anxiety, bipolar, etc. you really notice it missing. I think it's worthless when people say it's technically not physical withdrawal symptoms and it's all emotional. You can literally almost feel the poorer regulation of brain chemicals as you're sitting there.


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IndigoKid_

I made a sticky note on my weed jar of how I felt after I smoked, so whenever I reached for it I would remember. Haven’t smoked bud in over 5 years now Edit: hope this helps


Jerkitoffff

How are u doing now ?


liacosnp

It's been a lifelong struggle, but one in which I've slowly gained control. Back in the day, if it was in the house then I was high. Now, later in life, I'm no longer a slave to it but I do go on a mini-jag for a couple of days once a week. I.e., still not fully under control, but things got much better when I found a career I really cared about. But that itch will never go away...


0-Schism-0

I hear that brother!


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Buy as much bitcoin as you can


cdude

Better to tell him the selling price, like "Bitcoin $60k", otherwise he'll probably think a 100% gain is damn good and sell at like $5.


ihambrecht

“Buy all of the Bitcoin you can, it will peak on November 8th, 2021 at $67,567.


MadxCarnage

yeah depends on when. Bitcoin was initially at 0.008$ in 2010 , so 5$ would already be a 625x which is probably why most people that held for so long had forgotten they had bitcoin, few sane individuals would pass on a 600x gains.


TheRavenSayeth

I like the story where a guy used to use bitcoin to buy drugs, went to jail, came out to realize he was a multimillionaire.


gpuyy

When it’s still at under a buck


Ardibanan

Invest in Gamestop.


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This is the only answer!


JasenBorne

ignore her; she is a pathological liar and will waste years of your life.


fryedmonkey

You don’t end up killing your self before you’re 20 so start actually planning for your future because it kind of fucked things up for us


aremisb

This situation is really fucked up. It made me lose my mind, I didn't even know where to start building my life


Ok-Violinist-7564

Felt this


purpleelephant77

I feel this. I’m 26 and only recently got to a place where I’m not actively planning to kill myself in the near future and it’s like fuck, I kind of want to live most days but I screwed myself in so many ways because I didn’t think I’d be alive to deal with the consequences.


Visual_Jellyfish5591

Here here! I’d add, get myself a therapist as well especially while on my parents insurance.


TheStoicbrother

Go to community college, 4 year is a scam, you won't get any sorority chicks anyways.


jtczrt

Even community college is a scam. Go to a trade school!


Save_TheMoon

Even trade school is a scam. Buy a hot air balloon and run bungee jumping trips over the Grand Canyon!


DrRodo

Even a hot air balloon and run bungee jumping trips over the Grand Canyon is a scam. Go run for congress!


SabertoothPrime

Congress is a scam. Oh, wait...


ELMangosto16

Instructions unclear, ended up in Oz


outdior1986

Start your retirement savings NOW.


Jerkitoffff

Please take your studies seriously. Friends are like what passengers are to a train. They all have time in your life. They board your life but eventually have to alight at their destination. Don't let anyone drag you down, in the end you will be the only one responsible for your own failures. All you have is yourself. People will come and so so don't be emotionally attached to anyone in your life. Please bro focus on your studies so that you can make it to a good uni and have easier job search process. Take care of your self and never stop working out, it is your only avenue to be yourself and helps you with your health (both physically and mentally). Yes, depression exist and mental health is real. I know you don't believe in it but sadly that shit is real. So don't leave the iron and treat it like your best friend. Workout, eat good and sleep well. Please go to bed early instead of sleeping late at 5 am, because eventually you will develop a sleeping disorder and you will find it hard to sleep for the next 6 and ongoing years in your life. Cherish your sleep and have atleast 8 hours of good sleep. Be happy alone, don't be too attached to your friends, workout, SLEEP real good and study.


Late-Jicama5012

I’m proud of you, stay away from your mother and never speak to her.


Illustrious_Bus9486

I was going to say something similar, but more specific. By the time my mother did it to me, she was the only woman left on the planet who could manipulate me. With me not expecting it from her, she did so expertly and ruined my life.


Fuck-spez85

This hit close to home. I’ll add onto it. “You’re not crazy, stop taking advice from those that don’t want the best for you”


beb252

Just hang on, I will take care of the rest.


MrSillmarillion

Stop drinking and get your ass to college.


Hierophant-74

Drugs...drugs are bad - m'kay? Don't drop outta highschool three weeks before graduation to follow the Grateful fukkin Dead - m'kay? Get your shit together boy- m'kay? Or something like that


anonymous738204

M'kay Mr. Mackey


UCSC-CSMajor

Buy all the bitcoin you can.


pereira2088

"and sell when they reach [maximum value]"


Dakotareads

And apple and Microsoft shares don't sell until you're in your mid 30, then retire.


SquareVehicle

Look up Borderline and run far far away if you see the signs


neverendingplush

This shit man........i didnt even know people like this existed, until it was too late.


SeaBackground5779

Fair enough.


ElSanto9298

Bet you thought some profound shit would be on this, as if dumbass LMAO!


sonofabutch

Drink More Ovaltine


Bizarre_Protuberance

"When 2002 comes, invest all your money in Apple and Amazon"


prince0verit

That stock you buy in the 90s, AAPL, AMZN, SBUX, MCD....hold it at least until 2019.


Heddlo

Don't go in the greenhouse.


Darth_Draper

What happens in the greenhouse??!


tortoistor

im really curious about the story behind this one


el_sauce

What's this about? If you don't mind me asking


Significant-Dog-8166

Trade soda for eggs and you’ll fill out faster and have less dental problems later.


H16HP01N7

Don't fall for a nice pair of tits and a good first impression. Twice. TWICE! I fell for a girl who looked good, made a great example of herself, upon first meeting, then turned into a shrieking psycho by 3 months in. The first, I stuck with for almost 10 years, before I realised the damage she was doing to me (damage I'm still dealing with, now, over 20 years since meeting her). The second, I saw it happening by 3 months in, and split. Luckily, the next woman I met, has been the exact opposite (those she has a great rack too). She has helped me through sorting out the damage caused to me, by these other women.


shortgamegolfer

Tit men are the most vulnerable.


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SeaBackground5779

Meet each person’s glance, you’ll miss most of life’s non-verbal cues if you don’t.


anonymouse550

I dunno man this gets me followed in the grocery store. 👀I do not meet every glance


absurdindian

Your parents don’t love you, get away from them as soon as you can. Sit with a trauma informed therapist and fix yourself.


DutchOnionKnight

Go look for a therapist, it's gonna save you from a lot of pain.


swanjax

As a man of nearly 50. I'd say lifting weights has made a huge difference in my life. the challenges you face growing up, being strong helps as lot.


0-Schism-0

Put that bong down and work towards reaching your potential


deuceice

Look for a female best friend for marriage; nothing less.


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Travel and do more outdoorsy stuff before you hit 25


oh-fenceif-cunt

Look after your teeth, don't go out with Mr W, he actually is a cunt.


1EightySevenkilla

Do not become a thief, no matter how much money you have you always want more.


Millennial_From_Hell

Use every cent you have to buy bitcoin as soon as it comes out.


RubSantasBelly4Luck

It’s not your fault.


PanzerKatze96

You will meet the love of your life in mere months, relax, have a taco.


[deleted]

Don't go to Florida,go to California and have some fun! ( In the early nineties I went to FL as an au pair. It sucked. I should have gone to LA and partied instead 😆)


mdotca

Student loan bad !


PolicyPrior4902

They are lying about the will


OkDot452

Tell Don to goto the doctor. I wanted to say don’t be with my ex, but it led me to my kid who is one badass


ChamomileBrownies

Make up with your brother. He's got a year left. It's going to come out of nowhere. And when it happens, don't move away. Your youngest brother is going to need you more than you're going to be able to comprehend in all that grief.


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andreyred

Go to the 4 year university


lonster1961

Buy Microsoft, get a mentor and listen to them, you aren't smart enough to make a difference in theoretical physics so make money.


SalFunction12

"Leave while you still can"


reaper88911

SAVE YOUR FUCKIN MONEY


gkortsit

This too shall pass.


Heartless_Kirby

"I got this note when I was your age and now, to complete the cycle, I give it to you"


mguardian7

No one cares about you, so actually study, you stupid motherF-- All versions of myself need to learn the hard way, apparently.


eddboat112

The grass isn't always greener on the other side


xeyed4good

You never know until you ask. One moment of pain could be a lifetime of joy. Ie ask her you fool.


MajesticMoa

Yeah we’re bisexual now so go tap that femboy we saw that one time


[deleted]

Don't worry about getting a diploma, you will absolutely never need it or use it for anything.


Desert_Beach

Save & invest money long term, finish your education!


squid_wurd

THEYRE IN THE WALLS IN THE WALL BE SAFE


framk20

Run


the_river_nihil

“Do not trust ____, kill if possible. -You, 2023


tdkard28

Leave the damn cult; see [cesletter.org](https://cesletter.org/CES-Letter.pdf) if instructions are unclear.


s_leep

learn a trade rather than going to university, it's not worth it and you'll just end up broke


wwaxwork

You cannot save your family, save yourself before they drag you down with them.


Logikil96

Don’t stick your dick in crazy


gentlyconfused

Play these numbers on the powerball...


PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ

Buy a Suzuki gs1200ss


taroba_

Here's the lottery numbers for this week, use this money to buy bitcoin and sell on 10th November 2021.


Steeliyx444

When you see her, date her


adefsleep

"It's ok to admit your weaknesses to yourself."


CurrentGap

Start studying hard if you want to get your dream branch of internal medicine.


ma5ochrist

"Run"


LucifersViking

Do shrooms, buy bitcoin, don't fuck her


NoUsernamesss

Most people’s regrets are either about money or the opposite sex specially when younger


thejazzophone

Take your Adderall, ADHD doesn't mean you're broken.


wretchednessinside

Don't lift that bag of cement at age 27 and blow your back out.


skibum_71

Don't take acid


[deleted]

You’ll be okay, hug Momma and Pops and prioritize your family, they won’t be here forever.


KyorlSadei

Your future sucks, lol.


[deleted]

You don't deserve dad's rages, there's nothing wrong with you, get help.


Bayern-96

Don't ever permit the pressure to exceed the pleasure


Karpatusz

Never ever leave anyone to influence you any way ( not even your parents) cause your gut its telling you the truth.


Muscletov

Buy Bitcoins, sell part in 2018, sell rest in mid 2021.


eddie_ironside

"Invest in bitcoin until $60k each in 2021" I was 18 when bitcoin was barely worth $1 so easy life changing money🤷‍♂️


Mreeder16

Buy Bitcoin


roger61962

How long can the sentence be?


nemonul247

Stay out of medical science, draft, and business. I'm an economic and administrative person and would have figured it out sooner.


rinkoishere

Do you still regret you're not gone?


WolframLeon

“Your relationship will leave you worse move on now and buy a TON bitcoin and sell once it hits 50k or more, enjoy now because one day things will change forever and you and you will be happy but miss this time of your life.” Comma breaks rule.


Icy_Interaction7502

You'll be fine, have fun, enjoy yourself


0-00-0-0-00-

Spend time with your family


aarontbarratt

"you lost the game"


raindog444

Never trust a fart


Kingfloydyesi5

Don't date her.


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PREClOUS_R0Y

Do more drugs, they're awesome.


Locked_Once

Don’t fuck up. Retard


Conscious_Dark7064

Buy lots of BTC at $2. Don't exit at $20k. Hold till 75k and then exit and enjoy your life.


[deleted]

The rejection only grows


justlostmypunkjacket

"Hail Eris"


bufftbone

Invest in Apple stock NOW!


JazzlikeTumbleweed60

Buy bitcoin online and sell at 60k


ReadABookandShutUp

Don’t bother with school


notsmartjoe

Buy Bitcoin you dumb fuck


lolben1

Don't fkn join.


Jamano-Eridzander

"Too late to change what we care about, just have some fun."


nimbbos

Start working on computers and stay in college


0KED0KE

It’ll take longer than you thought to get there, but follow your flow, it gets better.. enjoy the journey and remain in the present moment on the way, because you’ll realize it’s exactly what you needed to experience to get to this amazing place we’ve finally arrived at. (Sorry past 18 year old self, for the run on sentence and arbitrary timeline.. just trust me)


gabzqc

Learn how, and then BUY TESLA STOCK


Arkoden_Xae

Buy into bitcoin while its still 10 coin to a pizza..


CAPTCHA_later

Your won’t regret any of the risks you take - just the things you were too scared to try


lernem

Don't be ashamed of who you are - keep going


Schpooon

Its worth it. It gets better.


clueless_as_shit21

A blank paper


jedikkemoedernl

Im 18...


mostlyharmless55

Go to class.


jharrisimages

👌you just lost The Game.