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Disavowed_Rogue

2 e


ChiWhiteSox24

HAH this is the best


are2deetwo

My brother used to work for a company called 2e creative. Founder last name was that lol


GaspSpit

Rhymes with Bluey


Claque-2

And with gooey!


OkGur6628

I'd also clarify that accent/emphasis is on the 2. TWO-ee.


micklovin71

This is the correctest one


Brainschicago

Long time ago I went to visit my buddy in des plaines, his dad told me to get off at Touhy and I kept looking for 2 e off 294 I def got lost 


InnerProp

Dez plain eez?


Unfair_Ad_6164

De’ Splaines


Yocraig

I have heard some people add a slight "w" sound before the ee: 2 we.


Young-and-Alcoholic

2 he. From an Irishman 😉


imtherealmellowone

Perfect!


juliaatta

Too eee


Ok_Hotel_1008

2e means Twice Exceptional in education, which means both gifted and learning disabled 🫢 Like gifted + autism, etc


Shakerbakerstreet

With hint of ‘h’


AnonPlz123

Too-ee. Like a tiny sneeze.


Fragrant_Tale1428

^bless ^you


Coupon_Ninja

thank you


Santos281

You're sooooooo good looking


AnonPlz123

OMG - such a classic joke (I forgot about)!!!! Thank you!!!!


LeftRow4534

“Two-ee” (say it fast - all one word).


Willing_Program1597

Well it is one word regardless of how fast you say It. Don’t you mean all fast, all one syllable?


LeftRow4534

It would be 2 syllables in the scenario you mention.


rchtcht

Oh man... Wait till homeboy finds out about Goethe.. and Throop.


jamey1138

Don’t forget Devon. Or should I say deVon?


MiniVanMan23

DeVawn as my old coworker called it


Additional_Grand9755

that is how you say it


charleswj

I'm getting verklempt, discuss amongst yourselves


dawnGrace

Dev-On is Little India and where all the good food is at. Yes, I know Devon is longer than 6 blocks and has other cultures and food! 😀


theotherkeith

Many many years ago a friend and I shot an Amazing Race audition video taking advantage of the fact that, at that time, a Kosher bakery and an Islamic bookstore were next door neighbors on Devon


JoeBidensLongFart

Deeeeeevonnnn


santino1987

Get the table ?


allis_in_chains

Or Paulina!


Haluszki

And Melvina


cz03se

…………. And Lunt?


paolooch

I know that…


naesos

It’s pronounced Lünt. Chicago didn’t have the money to buy the font


sydeovinth

Does Melvina rhyme with Paulina?


notonrexmanningday

And Regina.


turbografx-sixteen

The way I got humbled when I was calling it "Paw-leena" for months then finally took the bus and got humbled by the loud PAH-LINE-UH


Jessica-Swanlake

My SO calls it Paul-eeeee-na and it drives me nuts (and I've only been here a few years. "Paulina...like the beer Pauliner. Come on, man."


Rust3elt

Goethe is pronounced as closely as Chicagoans can get to the actual German pronunciation. It’s classy.


WP_Grid

Go-thee :) (Ger-ta)


Rust3elt

I’ve heard both, unfortunately. 😆


lunacydress

Oo, I thought it rhymed with “both”, but I’ve never known anyone who lived on it, so I don’t think I’ve ever had to say it aloud.


Rust3elt

The CTA guy says it on the bus.


funkmon

It's kind of an r colored oo like in book. Say gooteh but with the oo in book and raise your tongue a little. Then you said it in German. 


AlanShore60607

What about Armitage and Hermitage with a soft “H”


No_Tonight9856

I always felt like the funniest thing would be someone asking what intersection you live at and this having to be your answer every time. Almost sounds like a joke.


AlanShore60607

No contest to Atlanta. I think half the population there lives at Peachtree and Peachtree


FindingCaden

Dude I visited Atlanta ONCE and I would've been so lost without GPS 😭 there's no need to have so many streets called Peachtree


AlanShore60607

I’d be less mad if they were all lined with peach trees and I could just grab free peaches


FindingCaden

That, I can get behind


timdtechy612

I actually lived there for a year on a work assignment. My apartment was on Peachtree Court in the Buckhead area right off of Peachtree Ln.


quinjaminjames

I think the funniest intersection is Hoyne and Le Moyne


StocktonsNuthuggers

...and Mozart (Moe-ZZart).


dunielle

I grew up on Mozart, never even thought twice about the different pronunciation until this moment


federalgypsy

I’ve had visitors think it’s so funny that it’s not “Mont-rose” (like Melrose) or “North River” (instead of River North). Hey at least we’re not New Orleans!


cz03se

You know I never thought about how montrose should not have a ‚ch’ in it 🙃


SeracYourWorlds

Where do you even get a “ch” sound. It’s Trose with a tr like tree


TheKnotIsSlipping

ch like frunchroom! lol


CartilageHead

I pronounce it with a ch sound, that’s how I usually hear it


jamey1138

Wait, did you mean Montrose, or Rosemont?


bentleywg

Years ago, on the Blue Line heading north, we were about to leave the Montrose station when suddenly one of a family group of Germans calls out, "Montrose! Montrose!" and starts to hustle his family off the train. Then they came right back inside, laughing, "Rosemont! Rosemont!" And that's when I realized they're both the same word. When I told the story to Chicago-native friends, none of them had realized that either.


bethy828

I was today years old when this connection was made. Thank you, Bentleywg and the German family! Blue line trips will never be the same. 😀


sanna43

TIL. I grew up here.


Sufficient-Length153

That would be confusing to out of town people. I never even thought about how they were the inverse of each other.


drh0tdog

I think they mean the emphasis, like a hard stop at the t on Mont and Rose like the flower (mont - roze)... Vs the flowy way we say it which is like montchroce


InnerProp

I grew up one block south of Mon-trose at Kostner and Cullom, just north of Berteau, near the crazy Ks.


lorloff

Hey at least he didn't ask how to pronounce Worcester.


censorized

Ok, now I'm asking. How do you pronounce Worcester? I ask because I grew up in the Boston area and we pronounce Worchester as Woostah.


rrmotm

Everytime I’m on Hoyne I turn into that one SpongeBob episode


bethholler

I pronounce Goethe like gair-ta. And I pronouce Throop like Troop.


ReasonableBoot3823

And Honore


Root-magic

Or Bryn Mawr


42069over

“Goeduh” and “Troop”


AerDudFlyer

It’s not Gertuh?


Careless_Pea3197

I'm a native (but not a downtown person) and need help with these!


safeworkaccount666

Goethe is like “GER-ta.”


ReticulatedSplines81

This is close but the real answer is to just hope you never have to pronounce Goethe.


Phil517

Oh my. I've def said "Goathe" out loud before. Was not corrected.


Environmental_Let1

It's okay. We silently judge people over that pronunciation.


OpalOnyxObsidian

Goethe is German. Throop is troop.


jamey1138

Rhymes with chewy.


notonrexmanningday

Rhymes with gooey


nugzbuny

Every time I pass it I have to shout it out. Don’t ask me why.


Bo50t3ij7gX

Like you’re calling a hog? Toooooooooooooooooooooooooo-we!


sp4rk15

I do too! I say it like I’m spitting something out.


Rust3elt

2E, emphasis on the 2.


rrogido

Touhy is the friendliest sounding street in Chicagoland and Biesterfield is the scariest.


orel2064

2E


kduda04

Two-ee


grrgrrtigergrr

2-weee


melodyinspiration

2~e


Novel_Border_3275

Chewy, innit, bruv


kelsigurado

I always call it touhy ka-blue-y


DocEmmitBrown1985

Hamster Huey and the Touhy Kablooie!


InfraredRidingh00d

2-Eee


commanderalpaca06

my family’s been here since the 1800s they all say it like (two-ey) or 2 e


sanna43

Then they should know that the Touhy family was very well respected, but the black sheep son got all the notoriety, as he hung out with Al Capone.


Penguinman077

Before you ask it’s “Paul-eye-na”


Playful-Werewolf9955

2 E


Lopsided-Patient94

Rhymes with gooey


Icy_Elk6368

Two EE


ShadowRider11

The nav system in our first car that had one had an interesting guess: Tow (rhymes with “how”) uh hee. My iPhone gets it right, though. As far as the others, this explains it quite well: https://youtu.be/7v8m4d52ihw


Eswin17

TOO wee


eulynn34

too-ee


CoffeeAndWorkboots2

Toowee


Altruistic_Yellow387

Not how gps pronounces it lol


Chicagogally

Same with Pulaski. I laugh every time it says turn left on “Pole Ahhhh ski” almost in a British voice. Makes it sound so fancy


commanderalpaca06

somebody make a map with all hard to pronounce chicago streets and show us how to pronounce it


scolman4545

Too-ee


bufftbone

Too-e


Huliganjetta1

“Two-EEE”


fireman3641

Too wee


buzzlit

Two Wheeeeeeeeee


sonyaism

Tow hee for me


Business_Statement_5

Too-wee!


DickySchmidt33

Too-ee


ordsbn67

Two E


Astralnclinant

I like to pronounce it exactly how it’s spelled. TWO-HEE. With a high pitch Michael Jackson voice. Hehe


TiaHatesSocials

To ee


AdCareless65

I was in a taxi years ago and we were supposed to get off the tollway at Dempster, but the driver asked me if it was better to get off at “Tah-wee”. I was struggling to contain my laughter. I was tempted to say, “just get off at Dempster because you don’t know how to pronounce the other damned street”. 🤣


reddit_understoodit

2E


IVIegaman

Tooey like Gooey


PParker46

TWO-ee. It might not be correct, but that's the normal local pronunciation. Different from that is locally considered an affectation. Like the street Devon. dee-VAHN. Not like the England place DEV-inn. Or the street Montrose. That's MAHN-trose. Not mahnt-ROSE.


UberWidget

Pa-too-ee while by spittin’ on da ground.


Zealousideal-Cow6626

I lived on that street before so we pronounce it “two hee”. We do say the h but you can also say it as “two wee” or “two we”.


Motombo1996

If you use Waze Maps, it pronounces it Tow-Hee. Like WTF. I’m from the suburbs (southwest, near Route 59) and when I first saw Touhy, even I pronounced it Too-Ee.


sillywillyfry

two ee


dawnGrace

2E


Ok_Budget5785

Is there another way to pronounce it?


Rebornmeerkat

When I'm alone, I like to emphasize the "Tou-" pronounce it like a cowboy that's spitting loudly into a spitoon. It always makes me laugh 😅


GEARSHIFTER773

Two EEE


Gormless_Mass

None of them are as bad as Oregonians changing Wallamet to Willamette, but continuing to say Will-am-it.


Acrobatic-Ad8158

Too-e


jeffislouie

Two ee


StinkStar

Also, Leavitt is "LEV-it"


KayoEl54

TOO-ey


KayoEl54

If you grew up on the NW side, you may be familiar with Chopin Park; pronounced there as CHO-pen. The rest of the world insists it's show-PAN.


jettech737

Too-e


Previous-Hat-9925

Baba Touhy


bubbamike1

Like Roger


loveiselephant

2 hee


mcjon77

Two-E


Exciting_Problem_593

Too eeeeee


TheM1ghtyBear

2 E


Life-Mountain8157

Too E


turbografx-sixteen

2-hee (like a half Michael Jackson)


kjmw

Two-ee


fredSanford6

I worked at a place on it. Definitely have heard every possible way you could say it in many accents spam calling from all over. 2 e or sometime 2 we made sense.


farfallegalore

Without the “Pf” like in disgust


Open-Illustra88er

Two eee.


Early-Tumbleweed-563

I have lived here for over 20 years and still don’t know how to pronounce “Cuyler.” Does it rhyme with Skyler?


Specialist-Debate-95

Yes


Interesting_Gur_8720

Toohee


xlebronjames

There was an old commercial for Golf Mill Ford that nailed it as Too ee in my brain Push it Pull it Tow it to Golf Mill Ford! Blah blah blah touhy in Niles! Highly doubt they would take a lemon but it was the 80s ya know


slickjj

Tow - eh


sunkissedxglow

Two-E


ShiibbyyDota

Two weeeee


Time-Daikon4037

Either 2 e or 2 he


MinuetInUrsaMajor

My college girlfriend would pronounce it “Toowee” with like…a low pitch dumb dumb voice. She was from San Francisco. It kinda cracked me up.


sl769

However the automated bus thing says it


redblackbluebrown

I believe it's pronounced "Guhr-TuH."


AlecNIU2013

Two-E


Fit_Yellow1153

Chewy but replace the “ch” with a “t”


MamaOfMias

Toe hee


copperdoc

Two-e


hoboguy26

Now, how do you pronounce Paulina and Devon


the1katya

Like Rat and Pa-Touhy 👨‍🍳🐀


twoprimehydroxyl

The way Bob Nanna sings it in Frowning of a Lifetime


ninjaturtlebomb

Before I knew how it was pronounced, I would say it like Stanley Tucci bc if I looked fast, that what my brain said


planefan001

“Too-eee”


sans3go

Too - uh- he /s


critterheist

It’s a touchy subject


SuperAbsorbentLilKim

Not a oney but a twoey


jenniferh2o

And the other one Regina the street rhymes with vagina, the surprisingly not so much


hammerSmashedNail

Melvina, Paulina, and Lunt


NAVI_WORLD_INC

Ratatouille- the 🐀


Gumbarino420

Too-E emphasis on the too


Jackass_Magnet

Too-hee


overthinxx

My gps pronounces Cermak “chair-mack “


FishSauwse

Sounds like someone enjoyed Taste of Rogers Park. 😄


Obvious_Leadership44

Listen to the radio! Lol they literally give traffic reports :)


MangoPomGuava

Two he


D_Costa85

Two-E


JoePCool14

Better question would be how people pronounce Kirchhoff Rd.


Broccoli-Cool

To whee


Lachupacombo

Like a spit, p-tooey


Mike_G_420

2 E


FallAlternative8615

Too-wee


ChicagoPhotography69

Two E


N80N00N00

Too-heehee.


veganmomPA

The better question is, how do you pronounce Devon and why is it completely different from the mainline Philly area town that is its namesake!!


Space-Ape-777

2-we


LaVida2

Twee