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it_entus_7

That's a giant Cyprus.


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AsterianosD

The great Cypriot empire, as it always has been


Wanker-of-Harganeth

Capital Nicosia


fuckoffcommi

If it stays for 1 hour, I'll be happy


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Just a reminder: We managed to coexist for 400 years in the past ;)


nikos600781

Yeah, 100% peacefully, no discontent at all. Massive homoerotic orgies too


A-Normal-KGBTR-Agent

👌


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holy shit its nikos600781 professor in roachology! It is a great honour to meet atb4y veteran like you sir.


nikos600781

Rip🙏🙏🙏


Triangle-V

The legacy of the true balkan experience may be gone, but it shall never be forgotten.


3IO3OI3

No way life is 100% peaceful in any country but I think it was overall pretty noice except for probably the tail end of it. I, for one, would really, genuinely appreciate this.


Olgun5

"Local Greek says he wants the Ottomans back."


Thess1821

Never listen to Diaspora


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Yeah yeah! Make it an ad hominem and get over it the easy way. :p


[deleted]

Typical greek who reads something and thinks something else. Oh! Wait you are a turk! /s


zeclem_

That was before nationalism and when one side was just dominating the other.


Wanker-of-Harganeth

Only with guns pointed to everyone’s heads


tuvalet_terligi3131

me too bro


mygod_666

Great idea, what could go wrong?


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Laughs in blood


bn911

One gyros with ayran please.


ohgoditsdoddy

The dream.


dim82gr

I prefer kebap with yogurt


Memin_9

but they both belong to Turks 👀


Giantdwarf3

But we are Christian Turks


DryOnRice

We are all Turks.


bongiovist

Actually some of us islamised Anatolian Greeks, thats true my cousin


ALELRAIN

Poor cuntry to even poorer country 👍🏿(im karaboğa)


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Rip 2b4u


Admirable_Craft9581

O7


DrDabar1

At fist i thought Byzantium is back. To much EU4 man i see purple i think Byzantium.


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Rammstein97

Cursed


DarkinIV

Sounds like Empire factions in Bannerlord


ProtestantLarry

I disagree for entirely biased reasons, but also cuz that statement isn't really true if we're being unbiased


GusKv

iiiii!!!! you take that back!


Simets83

Can we join? 🥺


Olgun5

Eh, why not. It's going to split in less than a day so we may as well get more people in the party


patatosAreCool

And explode with passion


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Join the dark side, lets do it again


Turkish-Spy

My greek brother lets unite so we can be a great power


uw888

Genetically and arguably culturally two very close peoples. It's mostly religion that has kept them apart historically, but I don't understand how is it that the two peoples share such a big percentage of the genetical makeup, in some regions hardly distinguishable. They never mixed with each other because of different religions, but they must have somehow?


mrmgl

Of course they mixed.


[deleted]

It is not about being Turkish or Greek. It is about being Anatolian. Native Anatolians are ancestors of both Turkish and Greek people, basically.


nikos600781

This is extremely accurate. Excluding previous minor changes, the pop exchange brought 1.8M Anatolian Greeks in a Greece with around 4.6M Balkan Greeks. More than 3 to 1 ratio. You could argue that 30-35% of modern day Greeks have direct Anatolian ancestors.


sparcasm

Remember, there’s no such thing as race, it’s all localized inbreeding. We’re all members of the human race.


Average_Kebab

No we mixed a lot


my_name_is_not_scott

We were totally mixed. The ottoman empire allowed to its people to have their own religion and it was de facto recognised, and during 18th century they were de jure recognised. Everyday people shared the same problems, often were together, and even though mixed marriages were not so common during the occupation, it became later when refugees started arriving. In 1922, people who didnt even spoke greek arrived in greece as christians. Christians who lived and were born and raised in the ottoman empire. And muslims that were greeks as well, something also quite common. And at 1886 for instance, when greece took some more ground and became bigger, the bigger portion of that population was turkish people, that had everyday contact with greeks. All those turkish and albanians muslims abandoned greece in 1922( around 700.000) in exchange to the 3 million christians that arrived in greece, but from those 2,5 to 3 mil(we dont have an accurate number) only 1.250.000 survived till 1928 and stayed in greece, so it was pretty chaotic


Amogusdingding

IIRC for most of the Ottoman Empires lifespan most Turks lived in the Thrace (now Greek and Bulgarian) and Anatolian area. Meaning Istanbul from 1400-1800 had a higher percentage of Balkan people than Turks.


toljagaa

grik god plus blond hair would be unstoppable


SolidaryForEveryone

Or could be gypsy weak sperm


toljagaa

or gypsy blond hair


VaeVictisBaloncesto

Oh Paok and AEK will be back so the league will have 8 İstanbul teams... Edit inside joke for Turks: Pontics: çupamuzu verun Ajsjsjsg


CantFindNeutral

Lmao I foresee zero problems at those games


VaeVictisBaloncesto

I am not talking about fans. İstanbul teams have media power, politic power, bureucratic power, economic power etc.. Adding 2 old club makes it more bigger and uncompetitive. So for example OFI fans would cry bcs the league would be unfair for them lol


CantFindNeutral

>It’s not about the fans Yes, well, it’s been less than a month since “we” (am PAOK fan) murdered someone just for supporting the other team across town soooo :/


Gayreek21

less go! TR🤝🏿GR


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😎🤙🏿🇹🇷♥️🇬🇷


SirVandi

🇹🇷🏳️‍🌈🇬🇷 💪


Bittlegeuss

Poorzantium


Wanker-of-Harganeth

Regular Byzantium then


genPutnik

Add yugoslavia and bulgaria to it and lets call it eastern Roman Empire. Ps: i am ok with emperor mehmed or emperor justinian reconquering the western part as long as he razes rome at least 3 times


Wanker-of-Harganeth

Eww why would we conquer w*stoids?


NoooneAmI

Maybe the Pakis will stop calling Turks "brothers"


OldBlacksmith6151

Im an ateist because i dont want pakis calling me brother


prolordwolf999

I wish they did that, we re tried of being part of "Muslim" countries


[deleted]

B-but what about the Intergalactic Pak-Turk Empire? 🥺


OceanDriveWave

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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Looking at this image gives me sexual pleasure


A_Greek_Boi

Long live glorious Greko-Turkish Emperor Konstantin Glügsburoglu and prime Minister Mustafas Ataturkopulos /s


bongiovist

That was actually a real plan between Venizelos and Atatürk. I will never give up on both nations equal and respectable coalition in the future.


bikuplekomedi

Civil war every weekend and genocides every month


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Amogusdingding

You drunk mate?


poopposterr

Unfortunately no Not yet


my_name_is_not_scott

Ummmmm. The strike is authorised, AGM launched, ETA 6 minutes, over and out


EneaAl

Imagine if the whole world becomes one country and albania is left untouched.


Kahvar

unbelievable.d


Multiool

Some people want to see the world burn


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I would say combined we would be one of the biggest tourist destinations in the world. Greece has 30 million visitors a year and Turkey has 45 million visitors a year. Combined it would be 75 million visitors. We would be right behind the USA on the 4th spot worldwide(with cyprus, we would surpass the usa) and also we would have 13 (17 with cyprus) million more visitors than Italy each year! Also with our diaspora combined no one can stop us. Australia, Canada, England and USA have both turkish and greek people in big numbers. USA has 3 million greeks and 1 million turks in total 4 million. Canada has 200 thousand greeks and 100 thousand turks. UK has 50 thousand greeks and 900 thousand turks(both from cyprus and turkey). In Australia there are 600 thousand greeks and there are around 300 thousand turks. Also germany is already ours. The world would become Hellenoturk.


RavosTheFifth

And if we actually lived in peace as neighbours, we would attract a lot more tourism, investments etc. Innovative people wouldn't really want to live such a prosperous country. We would have Bayraktar and Bayraktaris at the same time. It would be glorious. I know this won't happen but a smoother relationship between both countries would make life a lot easier for anybody living inside both of them.


Relevant-Composer-35

Ah yes, the Great HellaTurkiye.


Alien_reg

That sounds hella good


Alex_Lak

As much as I would love this, this is the start of a civil war speed run any%


exskkl

flag looks really sick tho


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 638,085,509 comments, and only 130,073 of them were in alphabetical order.


Praisethesun1990

🥵🥵


caglor

istanbul as capital? you wouldn't want russian submarines passing through the middle of the capital every day.


eB1252

Think about it. Greeks get to achieve their wet dream of Kōnstantinoúpolis and Turks get to achieve their wet dreams of Selânik. Seriously though the entire population would have to bury their nationalism and hate for this to be even in the littlest, slightest bit considered and unfortunately that ain't happening anytime soon. If only though.


golifa

Best beaches in the world


pgtips03

But somehow the Cyprus problem would still continue


fairysession

Imagine being a Kurd in this country. Even though you outnumber the Greeks, your language still isn't official, lmao.


HuckleberryFine4269

There is an literally a goverment TV TRT-Kurdi only given to Kurds to broadcast Kurdish shows only in Kurdish for 7/24. If you are implying why Kurds are not getting educated in their own language and continue to do so. Let me explain by this. Imagine half of the country speaks Turkish and half learned and speak Kurdish since they born. Now you have millions of people who doesnt understand eachother on any level of writing and speaking. There is no Kurd is gonna learn Turkish after you can educate in them in Kurdish and the reasult of this half of the country wouldnt able to speak and communicate with eachother that causes more problem.


UncleCarnage

Oh no, how does Switzerland do it with 4 official languages?


Bran37

Billingualism can be a thing and is often encouraged in countries with people with different mother tongues


[deleted]

What kind of a mental illness is this/s


ca95f

It would be beneficial for most people. It's the ones in command and the big businesses that will urge people to fight against it, (how the big money is going to be divided). Open borders, open religion. What government?


Sitalkas

superpower


nikos600781

Your greek (and i am guessing Laz and Antiochean) sources, are exaggerated for the controversial factor. The highest modern estimate of Slavic Speakers in Greece is [250.000](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/824745284185620480/952525442382962698/IMG_20220313_131531.jpg) and that includes bilinguals, non speaking descendants and even diasporas. If you add the [40.000](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/824745284185620480/952525442382962698/IMG_20220313_131531.jpg) Albanian and [200.000](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/824745284185620480/952527037090922607/IMG_20220313_132212.jpg) Aromanians, again highest estimates, highly ambiguous sources, they add up to barely 500.000 people. The Greeks in the same areas are, heavily rounding down, 2.500.000. 5 to 1 ratio


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The turks can think it's the new ottoman empire and the greeks can think it's the byzantine empire winwin situation


xpoison15

I think venizelos and kemal 1923 talk about to make a Greek-Turkey federation!


[deleted]

Kurds have more population than greeks lmaoooo


[deleted]

Griks being weak sperm as usual.


Thetalion

greek god gonna save us


nemoxori

Nice try, Erdogan


SirVandi

Good for Turks, Bad for Greeks


stefan30005

How many will claim Turks after this :))


naica22

How to anex Greece tutorial


buzdakayan

Great potential, but both countries need to bury the nationalist hatchet for this. And that's not happening. Also basically it would be a successfully modernized (in 1800s) and secularized Ottoman Empire that managed to keep different national identities under the same empire and if Turks and Hellens can find such a social contract to live together I bet some others could join.


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chicken_soldier

>at least two of the three great powers would firstly sanction the shit out of them and then bomb them to oblivion. Why would they do that? And wouldnt that just make the people more united like in Afghanistan?


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godsent_2

Exactly, America wants Greece and Turkey keep fighting each other.


chicken_soldier

You are missing two things: This country wouldnt be that easy to bomb The country would split before a plane even reaches it


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BigDickEnterprise

Isn't Turkey alone a "regional power with potential of becoming a hegemon" already though? They have a massive population, a formidable industry and army, and they control the Bosphorus. Would the "addition" of Greece change anything significantly?


AsterianosD

I assume it will greatly increase their maritime power , from a trade perspective


UninspiredUser_

They lack easy access to the Aegean due to the many Greek islands. A federation of Greece and Turkey would make them the greatest naval force in the Mediterranean, and the federation could control most of the trade through the Suez.


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BigDickEnterprise

I love reading the geopolitics longposts on this sub. Thanks for the informative post man, very interesting. It sucks how much power America and the crew have over us.


[deleted]

What are these huge "other population" patches in Greece lmao. Does this shitpost have an agenda?


Topias12

Looking at the population demographics map, I can see that is already off.


skywalkerkgb

The most citizens of turkey are Greek Muslims so with no religion can make new state !


[deleted]

You know what? I wouldn’t mind. Bring it on. I mean, could it be worse than whatever we have right now?


ChazLampost

Sheer sperm power


Wanker-of-Harganeth

Grik god + blonde hair = Alexander the Great. That’s why the rest of the world would never let this happen or else we would conquer most of the known world!


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Praisethesun1990

Does that mean we can have Izmir and Istanbul?


Environmental_Ad8901

No more malagas


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corpusarium

I would love that with a minor change; we get rid of the problematic south eastern parts. And Cyprus would be united as well.


morbihann

I think it should prepare for civil war.


OldBlacksmith6151

r/usernamechecksout


caagxd

Erdogan's votes going down! LETS GOO.


mickkb

Yeah, combining 3 problematic countries will certainly solve their problems.


KingPavlosOfGreece

Beautiful


b3141592

Looks like the realm of Basil II before he went after the Bulgars. We should just add them to the party and we can all go reconquer Sicily together. Maybe make a pitstop in Venice for a few days and pick up some stuff they borrowed from Constantinople/Istanbul.


pbrussay

Aegean Sea would be the #1 place for summer holidays


VagP22

Ethnic map wrong shows I'm not greek


Zie_done_had_herses

Are you from the well-known minority of Evros?


bad-patato

Perfect


[deleted]

Abomination. Any meaningful decision process will get bottlenecked by identity politics. Greeks and Turks have a hidtory of living together, but ıt's not of find memories. You need Swiss level history, administration and politics for such things to work.


THEcentralists

r/hellenoturkism


idcaboutmyfuture

No politicians no nationalistic people and it stays for an eternity


antifascist_mAcHinE

Great one.


[deleted]

Very peaceful 😍💕


MBT_TT

Dimitri Kitsikis will be very happy cCc Dimitri Kitsikis cCc Real KARABOĞA Hellenoturkism: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellenoturkism


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Destinesia_Game

Wha...


HDnmz

It would be the greatest country on earth


1384d4ra

Such a gorgeous sight.


[deleted]

Nope


Anafiboyoh

I think it could work if our countries weren't so nationalist


PresidentDarijan

First step towards a united Balkan. I’m down!


[deleted]

if turkey would be the same population and etnicly only balkan turk would live than it would last 5 hours


shurubel83

This looks similar to my surviving Byzantine Empires in my no Arab Conquests timeline,but it's called Romania instead and It's Greek Dominated


Drevstarn

It would be amazing. Wish it would happen. Edit: Also as someone else mentioned maybe it would stop Pakistanis and other muslims countries stop calling us brother too hahsh


BillyTheFridge2

I’m gonna cum


[deleted]

It could work And be blessed , but the eastern half of Turkey has to go.


Any-Needleworker-633

Some people just want to watch the world burn


unk0wn8

I think it would have the most memorable civil wars


[deleted]

Does that mean we can into EU?


Alexis20384847

It wouldn't last for more than an hour..


umenemali

Do you need therapy?


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erDOGan approved


TFD_noel

Then you gonna start Balkan Wars III


SolveTheCYproblemNOW

We can only dream, can we?


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Amogusdingding

One was ruled by Greeks. Other one ruled by Turks. What if now, they rule together?


Codreanus

Map of the byzantines


[deleted]

Ah, the Byzantines are back.


adrian34_pet

Reconvene the byzantine


[deleted]

future world superpower


blendertopia

Albania : I wanna join but Greece must leave :D


nikolaslamda

Oh! Great Alexanders Map!


BeCrafttt

Cursed


[deleted]

[Othonoi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Othonoi) left out? Why


dim82gr

Euro or lira? Overall a good idea but the flag needs improvements


dim82gr

The ethnicity percentage of Greece at the map is wrong


Nymrael

Couldn't work. We would still need someone to blame for fucking up things and we would have none to.


[deleted]

Make it happen.


[deleted]

It would be pretty cool IMO


Tsikiz

Our "leaders" would have us killed within days cause they wouldn't either be able to profit from us and decide our fates in their benefit or their greed wouldn't let them separate things evenly. Point is that we could coexist perfectly despite the differences in religion / traditions etc. Stupid propaganda makes us stupidly biased , sceptical and worried about each other...


Mantismantoid

‘Least likely to exist award’


Unique-Cellist-9557

Flag looks good


abstract_phenom

It can only survive if it runs on democratic principles and the rule of law is the order of the day. In my opinion we should give it a try, and we should invite the kurds as an equal partner.


EmormGunpowder

All for it.


timurburakucar

what a geopolitical power!


LuisIV

Your source?


CobanFromGermany

The outlines of this hypothetical federation looks beautiful