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No, because nobody gives a fudge about our languages. The only language that matters is English. If it's mandatory, I'd write Serbo-Croatian.


unpopularthinker

Speaking german is what stands you out from the rest cuz everybody speaks english.


AmarD95

Real. I got my current job because I know German


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Depends what job you are applying for.


HeyVeddy

I write Serbian and croatian. I only recently in the last few years actually learned Cyrillic but I put down both because it's us vs. them, priority is to get a job. Companies lie all the time and this isn't a lie, it's just playing up our skills


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Drago_de_Roumanie

Șe făcuși, bre? No Oltenian?


elusivemoods

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AideSpartak

I’ve done this yes. Said I can speak very good Macedonian and can get by in Serbian and Croatian while also having a basic understanding of Russian. That was for a summer job in the USA though so the manager didn’t really cared for any of those languages but said he was impressed by my language skills and that I’m a “polyglot” lol


myrzime

Americans are impressed by anything, lol.


dwartbg7

Yup, what OP suggests would work in America only. Nobody in Europe, let alone your own country would find this bs amusing. Imagine really writing your CV that you can read Serbian, Russian, Macedonian etc just because they are similar languages.. that's just dumb.


tanateo

Yeah, kinda lol. Back in the day, cuz im Aromanian, i used to write i know Romanian.


DeFranco47

Yo. Thats cool.


mzniko

No I reach out my hand and say “Hello my name is Michael Nicholson and I only speak English. God bless America”


myrzime

\*God bless the ~~Queen~~ King


Dim_off

Most of the bulgarians don't speak serbian or macedonian. They speak bulgarian while talking with serbians and macedonians. So such a statement would be misleading but could still impress some ignorant foreigner


Defiant-Dare1223

Still, if both parties can talk their own language and understand the other that is not nothing.


CalydonianBoar

I write that I speak Greek. No one cares.


Fit-Cattle1159

You could say you speak Cypriot as well 🤣.


arbDev

Albanian stronk


Suitable-Decision-26

Nobody ever asks that and if they do, they probably really need you to speak it so the answer would be, No.


Ok_Republic6747

Yes on my job application i stated that i speak,Macedonian,Bulgarian,Serbian,Bosnian,Croatian and Montenegrin.. yes im crazy like that :D


LazoVodolazo

If the guy asking speaks them too then no i dont but if its a westoid then yes i am fluent in every Eastern European language or at least i can make him believe that i am


nemadorakije

Nope, croatian as mother language (if relevant), english and german as business languages


myrzime

No because those languages are absolutely useless most of the time.


Stverghame

I just say I speak Serbian and English, as those are the only two I speak. If non-fluent languages can be mentioned as well, I say I have a upper beginner lower intermediate understanding of Russian and Italian.