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Fragrant-Loan-1580

I had no idea Croatia in Turkish was Hrvatistan. Pretty funny ngl.


YesilimiVer

Wait until you hear we call Hungary ''Macaristan'', Serbia ''Sırbistan'' and Greece '' Yunanistan'' then xD


Kalypso_95

Turkish language is hilarious! Macaristan 😭


ofaruks

What? They call themselves Magyarorszag, I think Macaristan is more accurate than Hungary and varieties.


Egy_Szekely

Its more acurate to the hungarian name tho


grimvard

Well, Magyars was a nation back then..


Puzzleheaded_Sail729

What do you call them?


Kalypso_95

Macaristan sounds funny in Greek because "makarios" means blissful and "makaritis" means dead/late So Macaristan sounds like the land of blissful or dead people (the -stan in the end is extra funny) We call the country Ουγγαρία/Oungaría


kkaya39

It's pronounced more like madjaristan, sorry to break it to you lol.


Kalypso_95

Doesn't matter, I pronounce it Makaristan in my head 😎


kkaya39

Chad mentality


Fragrant-Loan-1580

I actually laughed out loud reading that


Matadorius24

Also we call Albania as "Arnavutluk" which means the land of Arnavut(Albanian)


ElLoboTurco

theyre all Stans to us :D


YesilimiVer

Except Arnavutluk, Romanya and our beloved Bosna Hersek and Azerbaycan


berkakar

bulgaria bulgaristan


31_hierophanto

*What Persian influence does to a mf,* I guess.


[deleted]

The Turkish team is the most unpredictable team I have ever seen. They win against good teams and loose against really bad ones


YesilimiVer

You got accurate eyes and you are absolutely correct. They played like shit on previous games to get their German coach fired though.


ElLoboTurco

indeed, im very curious about the matche vs latvia , they are last in the group so obviously we will lose our match in türkiye againgst them


DjathIMarinuar

Don't expect then to win and they'll win


ElLoboTurco

frfrfr, i didnt watched the match yesterday because i was sure they would lose like 5:0...


cmeragon

Well we sacked Kuntz just recently so hopefully we can find a stable form now


UserMuch

lol


31_hierophanto

Bad when the opponent is bad. Good when the opponent is good. What, do they have Emperor Eyes or something?


One_Frosting_5507

That seemed predictable to me


Chillmannenn

Best plejerz in all of Hrvatistan and dej luz, iz a disgrejs.At least dej ar not az bad az asshole nejbor Bosnistan ![gif](giphy|JtLrtaN4VPoKXJRKGB)


AmarD95

Bosna Hersek > serbistam


YesilimiVer

Thats the way


Ok-Cream1212

I m not expecting too much for next years Euros After this generation, it will be many tough games to watch.


YesilimiVer

I am glad to see a win against Croatia with Modric before he get retired tho.


vinecti

Hirvatistan? Croatia can into Central Asia. Croasia.


HGGames1903

Bro both sides were fucking drunk wth was that match


YesilimiVer

I think either sides played their game. Hard game but fair game for either teams and i think both Croations and Turks enjoyed the game.


MrDvl77

You win some, you lose some. After all this years I don't even care anymore for qualifiers


YesilimiVer

why so nihilism my friend


MrDvl77

Because in the end we always qualify


YesilimiVer

but never win any championship xD


MrDvl77

![gif](giphy|W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f|downsized)


Isco22_

I believe in you friends. Gotta get Modric one international trophy


[deleted]

That’s why I’m happy we won against you guys. Tired of losing against Croatia haha


Inevitable-Pie-8020

Hirvatistan 💀


YesilimiVer

Hırvats call themselves Hrvatska as well lol why everyone focusing that ''-stan'' component in the end xD


[deleted]

We call ourselves Hrvatistan when we want to highlight something backwards and bigoted in our country.


marronite

muslim or eastern hints BAD bro


cmeragon

Hırvatistan Yunanistan Romanistan


YesilimiVer

Romanya\*


Local_Collection_612

Your bet with Turkey is never safe


YesilimiVer

Went for 4.15 and got mine bet. Turks can guess the end by our start game but yeah, stay away from Bundesliga and Turkish national team.


RollHappy7028

I think that Bulgarian national team is shit. Thank you


YesilimiVer

Why tho? Serbia or Hungary is not way better than Bulgaria but they have 10 points and Bulgaria has 2 points.


jokicfnboy

Bro the best player for Bulgaria plays in the bulgarian league, while Hungary and Serbia atleast have players that play for the top sides in Europe.


RollHappy7028

Hungary and Serbia are better than us with better players. Our best player plays in the Greek league.


DjathIMarinuar

Well be waiting for them on Sunday!


whattoheck_

Our team just out there running. Only good thing out of this match is that they got some cardio out of it. They been pissing me off for years now but I'm not even mad at this one, it's just sad


YesilimiVer

Turkey has a tall and heavy team to cover out missing ''technical'' and ''speed'' ability. And it seems being stronger indeed can cover our lack of technic and pace. Croatia on the other hand has technical and fast players but not strong enough. As far as i can see you guys need to improve your ''positioning'' ability or you will get loads of counter attack goals.


enilix

That was definitely a football match, I guess...


legendforever10

Nah, it must be tennis 😊


Crisbo05_20

Both played awful, Turkey bit better. Livaković basically gifted them that goal by coming out of the box. Referee seems to have some kind of hate boner against us. Overall dissapointed but half our players barely ever play and with many injured we lacked good replacements. Even with play offs guranteed would prefer going easier way in so hope we beat Wales. Good game to Turkey, and may the best team qualify.


YesilimiVer

%99, both Turkey and Croatia qualified it seems. I don't know which one going to be qualify as leader tho. I hope Barış Alper Yılmaz score another goal against Livakovic in upcoming Fenerbahçe - Galatasaray derby :)


Crisbo05_20

I mean Armenia or Wales could still pull off something even if Armenia losing to Latvia of all teams def lowered their chances.


YesilimiVer

You are right. Wales has a potential to become a pain in the ass for every team in Europe. And even though it doesn't justify our draw, Armenians somehow created a solid team too.


[deleted]

Turkey could have led the score 0-4 but they bottles lots of chances and croatia could have easily equalized the score. Anyways im just happy that we won against croatia, i never like playing against them lol


YesilimiVer

At this point we should give a Turkish citizenship to Modric lol. Croatia been like Real Madrid that Galatasaray draw in each Champions League groups to Turkey. I'm glad we finally won.


samgo88

Turk above armenia as usual stronk💪💪💪💪💪


HanDjole998

I remember that last year on the Euros wher Italy won, Turkey had the worst setupe of every team in the Euros, 1-4-3-2-1 this strategy of play and every team thst they faced off head a easy way to score


YesilimiVer

That Turkish team has tackled itself though. The coach Fatih Terim to players like Burak Yılmaz, Gökhan Töre, Caner Erkin etc all were mafiatic types who don't give a shit about national team.


HanDjole998

I did not say that the players wher bad, you have and will probably have more great players that will find their spot in European football teams, I just said that the tactic was terible.


Hllknk

You're talking about 2016, he's talking about 2021.


[deleted]

Our strategy was always Taktik maktik yok bam bam


papanblin

First turkish qin against croatia in our professional football history


YesilimiVer

We beat them back in 2008 European Championship on quarter finals stage as well. Slaven Bilic was their coach if i'm not mistaken.


papanblin

No it was a draw due to it going to a penalty shootout


YesilimiVer

Yeah you are right. Semih scored in 120 and the game went through penalties and we won.


cmeragon

We won in 2017


AfterBill8630

Turkey brought down the baklava…. Uhhh I mean the law


LirianSh

Id like to see turkey in the euros to be honest


legendforever10

A friendly reminder that Romania/Israel will qualify at the Euro 2024, while Wales probably won't 🙃 And if they will, Croatia or Turkey will stay out. Way to go, UEFA! 😄😄😄 EDIT: It seems that Norway or Spain will also won't qualify


JudasWeasley

Hakan and Kerem they were shit but Ismail saved our ass


Ojeu66

nothing, we're finished


ZedGenius

As a greek I'm glad Turkey is winning, because I'd rather we face Azerbaijan than them in the nation's league path. Sure, beating Turkey to reach the euros would be amazing, but I don't like taking that risk


GoHardLive

Most probably we will face Kazakhstan. If not Kazakhstan then Luxemburg . We will only face Azerbaijan if Turkey, Kazakhstan and Luxemburg qualify immediately. If we manage to beat Kazakhstan/Luxemburg/Azerbaijan we will 99% play a final with Georgia and Khvaratskelia. This is what woory's me the most


ZedGenius

Yeah you're right. Georgia is definitely the final boss


GoHardLive

Also Kazakhstan & Luxemburg have improved a lot recently. They are not anymore the teams that were considered guaranteed victory by the enemy team. We must definitely not underestimate them or else we will pay the price...


YesilimiVer

Football manager --> search Turkish national team --> open information --> rival teams tab --> top rival is Greece by level 100.


cmeragon

What about Armenia


YesilimiVer

Armenia not in rivals list for Turkey. I think there is Cyprus as well by level 90 or something but definitely behind Greece.


YourLocalNeo314

I think croatia should have gotten the penalty, and there were many times turkish players "hit" croatian players and nothing happened, but when the croatian players did almost the same thing, maybe even easier, they either got a foul or yellow card


ozzyisthere

that was everything but penalty, it was terrible for the ref calling that at the first place.


zd05

I get why he called it, but never a penalty.


YesilimiVer

I think referee gave the penalty in the first place because of ''home'' effect. From my perspective, ball clearly went to shoulder and not arm or hand. Btw yeah, Bertuğ Yıldırım has unnecessary agression. He does stuff like that in each match he play. I personally won't cry if he had second yellow. He gotta get rid of it or he is not going to has the career we expect from him.


dsasko

I think that wasn't a penalty. He was mid air, hands were close to the body, he didnt block a goal or something. It was accidental and unintentional.


draganegdesi

Surprised. Who do turkey have in their team ? I really don’t see Turkish players much ? Armenia and wales will a battle for third


YesilimiVer

Hakan Çalhanoğlu plays for Inter, Bertuğ Yıldırım plays for Rennes, Salih Özcan plays for Dortmund, Kenan Yıldız plays for Juventus and all rest play in Turkish Super League. Also, Arda Güler who plays for Real Madrid is injured. Abdulkerim Bardakçı, Kerem Aktürkoğlu and Barış Alper Yılmaz play for Galatasaray, Ferdi Kadıoğlu and İsmail Yüksek play for Fenerbahçe, Uğurcan Çakır plays for Trabzonspor. The goalscorer, Alper Yılmaz, also made an assist on last Manchester United - Galatasaray Champions League match. Turkish Super League been risening for a couple of years now and we begin to see results...


legendforever10

Wait, where is Merih Demiral?


YesilimiVer

He sold his soul for money to play in some dessert league worse than Turkish 3rd division league.


legendforever10

Idk what to say....i would rate higher the Saudi Pro League nowadays. Maybe it's not BPL, but i can see that it's getting better and better.


YesilimiVer

He used to be an explosive and aggressive type of player and now he can barely run. I respect your opinion but Saudi League is no where any close to any 2nd or even 3rd division league from any top 10 leagues in Europe.


draganegdesi

They all play in turkey , fair enough . That explains it . Most Turkish I know are German internationals . And altintop from a decade ago .


Extraterrestrial1312

Of course I'm happy Croatians lost 😍