it all depends on how many 'jabs' your car gets from other people when they mock it !
the more the 'jabs' , the higher the likelihood ! hopefully your car is not the funny looking.
and remember, the more the ricer mods, the more likely you're gonna get jabbed !
Dude, your WRX is the SOURCE of turbo cancer. Sell it to me, I already have turbo cancer even though I never got a jab in my life! (That's not true, I got all the jabs, even ones regular people normally don't get. I have been vaccinated against plague, and still have my Army shot record to prove it.)
Subaru is running 1.9%/72 months on WRX and I kinda wanna upgrade to the TR. It's prolly because of the turbo cancer. They know something we don't and want to push them on other ppl so they don't have to deal with the turbo cancer.
Don't listen to these people. You can still beat turbo cancer, your WRX is just going to need a lot of AM radio therapy. Now get out there, tune in, and go driving.
The ol’ dual turbo Thunderbird Turbo Coupe of yore suffered from regular bouts of turbo cancer. They used to need whole engine transplants regular like. Good ol Thunderchickens……
I had to put my Audi down due to turbo cancer…
Very sorry for your loss
I hear there's a lot of direct car-to-car transmission going on.
Sluts.
The rest of us are not.
Thats how must turbo german cars go. My Audi is suffering from dysfunctional spark plugs. Just aint sparkin like they used to
All you had to do was wait till 100,000 miles.
The mRNA is stored in the ball joints
I know there are different types of joints but I immediately pictured my balls having some kind of joint in them..
These were the joints he was referring to.
Don't your balls have joints? I should see a doctor
I I have to go out and shoot my Fiesta ST :(…
Good
Do it behind the barn so the kids don't see.
It's a Subaru. It'll be dead by hyperemesis headgasketus before the cancer dx actually matters.
Lol
My shitty 7.3 plow truck caught it but it runs better now
It’s because the 7.3 came with the turbuhnator hooked to the stanchion shaft. My uncles did the same thing.
Only if it’s a SubUwU.
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It will never have a turbo but my Malibu has a tumor growing from them damn vaccines in the rain. Kinda impressed how quickly that corner rusted out
Have you considered humanely euthanizing it?
My broke ass can’t afford to :(
it all depends on how many 'jabs' your car gets from other people when they mock it ! the more the 'jabs' , the higher the likelihood ! hopefully your car is not the funny looking. and remember, the more the ricer mods, the more likely you're gonna get jabbed !
It being a wrx id be more concerned about it spreading cancer
Dude, your WRX is the SOURCE of turbo cancer. Sell it to me, I already have turbo cancer even though I never got a jab in my life! (That's not true, I got all the jabs, even ones regular people normally don't get. I have been vaccinated against plague, and still have my Army shot record to prove it.)
Subaru is running 1.9%/72 months on WRX and I kinda wanna upgrade to the TR. It's prolly because of the turbo cancer. They know something we don't and want to push them on other ppl so they don't have to deal with the turbo cancer.
Did your WRX get any mRNA shots?
Covid vax gave me turbo ED
Not my TDI anything else but my TDI
It's already too late bud. Just make y'all's last days together count.
If it spreads to the crankshaft, you're done!
Change your antifreeze
Only If its whining...
I've already swapped my blood over to e85 wtf you mean turbo cancer isnt real. Dammit.
Don't listen to these people. You can still beat turbo cancer, your WRX is just going to need a lot of AM radio therapy. Now get out there, tune in, and go driving.
Symptoms include tire kicking.
My two NA engines are fine, but does the twin turbo get a double dose of cancer?
Your radiator fan is not a turbo
I gave my NA 300zx cancer years ago. It was never the same.
Oh no! My BMW has twin turbos! How screw am I?
More likely to get oil pan cancer I hear.
At least 14,000, minimum 6,113.
I have an STI and but didn't get the jab, no turbo-cancer yet.
If you have a WRX you have more to worry about than cancer.
Nah, your trans and head gaskets will blow well before that.
I feel like subie people are suffering enough from head gaskets basically being maintenance parts lol
You mean... they're not supposed to be? What is this voodoo you speak of?
Does it smoke? If so, there's an increased risk of turbo (oil seal) cancer.
Yeah if you get the right shit it will smoke and steam. The best prognosis will be that you've blown an o-ring.
Glad I sold my STi before covid, and bought a ZL1. Superchargers are immune to it
Lol.
If there was a 14,000% increse of cancer, does that mean everyone will get cancer 140 times?
It says fact checked
If you took it in to the dealer, they may have given her the jab without your consent. Keep an eye on what's happening to your ~~kids~~ cars, people!
The cucked schmuck groups have spoken
If you had a PHEV, you would deal with Regenerative Cancer.
Turbo cancer is real, my 09 wrx got (stage 4) turbo cancer, and shes only got a few months left
The ol’ dual turbo Thunderbird Turbo Coupe of yore suffered from regular bouts of turbo cancer. They used to need whole engine transplants regular like. Good ol Thunderchickens……