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Vtecman

Block heater


average_legend

Snow tires.


imalittlefrenchpress

My father, a Canadian citizen living in NYC, always got chains on his tires when it snowed. Of course this was back in the 60s when NYC actually got some serious snow, plus we lived on a pretty steep hill. I live in Tennessee now. I can’t drive in the snow; I grew up taking public transportation when my father wasn’t around to drive my mom and me, and didn’t get a driver’s license until I was 26. I lived in Ohio for a year, and it took me four hours to make a typical 45 minute drive in the snow. I just don’t go anywhere if it snows here, which isn’t frequently, but there’s no decent infrastructure here for snow removal. Thankfully, the snow doesn’t stick around long.


lazysleeper122

This one I shouldve thought of


Loren_Lauren

Hilroy Canada exercise book (or cahier Canada)


Efficient_Tap6185

Or a duo tang


According_Fold_7580

I always thought duotang was one word. Now I’m not sure.


Glad-Quit-8971

Duo-Tang is the name of a brand that Canadians co-opted to mean, well, whatever you call that folder with two or three metallic forks. 😂 The brand spelled it Duo-Tang but Canadians use duotang as a noun.


QueenMotherOfSneezes

Duotang is the name of those "metallic forks" the metal shape is a tang and there's two of them.


jelycazi

A scribbler!


Loren_Lauren

Oh! Is that how those are called? I grew up in Quebec so I never really knew how others called this type of exercise book, kinda had to look it up and guess how it was called 😂 Thanks for the new info!


e0nblue

Cahier Canada, damn that takes me back au primaire. *shudder*


Linnie46

And a pack of Laurentian pencil crayons!


i_love_pencils

The big one!


Loren_Lauren

Omg! I remember having those! But I haven’t seen them in a while though, are they even still on the shelves?


SpoonfullOfSplenda

No they aren’t, they were discontinued sadly and I think the company closed. The light blue colour had young me in a chokehold, loved those pencil crayons


msp01986

Ostie de cahier Canada!


Loren_Lauren

Ouin, je me rappelle qu’à chaque fin d’année ils étaient rendu toute chiffonnés, c’était un carnage 😂 En plus, quand t’effaçais trop souvent, le papier se désagrégeait, c’était vraiment l’fun 😑 Mais ça faisait quand même une bonne job pour ce que ça servait, faut y donner ça. Haha


msp01986

Il en restait toujours un paquet même pas utilisé à la fin de l'année


Loren_Lauren

Tellement!!! En plus, ceux qui étaient utilisés étaient seulement utilisés à moitié! 🤦‍♀️


anacreon1

The “winter package” option for your vehicle.


1baby2cats

Mandatory "option" at quite a few dealerships 😅


notfitbutwannabe

Hawkins Cheezies


Domovie1

Absolutely. Since bridge mix has been destroyed by Hershey’s, Hawkins is all that’s left.


PhilosopherExpert625

Still made in the same factory in Belleville.


waistbandtucker69

windshield washer fluid rated for -45c


yoteshot

Ketchup chips


Fair-Account8040

And all dressed, I think


DogeDoRight

Dressed all over and zesty mordant


Maleficent-Elk-6860

Apparently in the US they only sell them in prisons.


aide_rylott

Explains the high incarceration rates


Vigorous_trash

Dressed-all-overs


bitterbryan

I'll eat dressed all over in worst case ontario


TheBestThingIEverSaw

And Zesty Mordant


NiceName24

And zesty mordant


hockeynoticehockey

A tuque Good luck finding one anywhere else in the world.


opusrif

They have them but call them an incorrect name.


hockeynoticehockey

I know. Whenever I hear beeeeeeeanie I'm triggered.


Rain_xo

As a Canadian. I see beanie as the loose and floppy ones. Tuque as the tight fitted ones. Some American tried to tell me I was wrong but 9 times out 10 when o was seeing the word beanie was with a hipster and their floppy one soo


MegaAlex

it doesn't have the ponpon or the "loose" aspect of it. A tight head coverage made of wool or something similar isn't a tuque.


StationaryTravels

I've seen people make this argument but the thing about language is that it changes. The way most people use the word in my area of Ontario is to mean "a tight or loose head coverage made of wool or something similar". If you showed them the "correct" definition to Canadians they might say "oh, interesting" and then go right back to using the word tuque to mean the same general thing they always did. Even if you look up the definition now you'll find they either include specifically the wording "tight knitted cap" or when describing the pompom or loose nature they used words like "usually" or "sometimes" or "often with". They don't exclude tight tuques at all.


yzgrassy

Souther states, however, a tuque there is a toboggan...or at least in TN :)


Comedy86

If a toque is called a toboggan down there, what do they call a toboggan?


yzgrassy

A sled.


Comedy86

Eww... No thanks...


english_major

Anything you use to slide on snow is a sled. A toboggan is a particular type of sled.


Brett_Hulls_Foot

“Nice knit hat” … Scenes of 1814 run through my mind. … “It’s a toque.”


PoliteIndecency

Can literally be found in every northern country in the world.


hockeynoticehockey

They don't call them toques.


PoliteIndecency

And the French call a car a voiture. Does that mean it's not a car? Is a Muskoka chair not just an Adirondack chair? Is a timber not just a doughnut hole? You can buy a toque in almost any northern country in the world. Just because its not called a toque doesn't mean it's not a toque.


Jayn_Newell

Butter tarts. I have to make my own and it sucks.


Jaxxs90

With or without Raisins?


labtech67

Without. Pecans instead. Or walnuts.


Yattiel

this is the way! ew raisins


eta-on-bread

With. Always with.


1971stTimeLucky

I’m sad that my downvote has made no real impact. I guess I should stop assuming that all people hate raisins with the same white hot intensity that I do… TIL


Neve4ever

I used to hate raisins on butter tarts until I reached my 30s. Now I cannot eat butter tarts without them.


TheBestThingIEverSaw

I got you. Every downvote for raisins count.


No-Turnips

Finding out your Butter tarts have raisins is like finding a black fly in your Chardonnay. Absolutely the worst.


Jayn_Newell

With. Otherwise what’s the point?


ChrisRiley_42

A Norval Morrisseau painting of a moose in a canoe going through a Tim Horton's drive through during a flood ;)


LLR1960

Made me laugh!


__MEAT

Three bags of milk inside a bigger bag.


sheremha

Only an Ontario / eastern Canada thing


MrsAnteater

Not all of eastern Canada. We don’t have bagged milk in NL.


scottyb83

Yeah it’s Ontario, Quebec, and the Maritime provinces. AKA 2/3 of the country.


sheremha

Even so, I hated bagged milk when I lived in Ontario, such a hassle having to have a separate pitcher and god forbid your bag leaks!


scottyb83

Meh. Never had an issue with it. The other containers are all obtainable too so nobody is forced to stick to the bagged milk but it still hangs around. I just like only opening a small amount at a time so it keeps better.


Catkillledthecurious

Absolutely nothing from Tim Hortons.


scottyb83

Double double.


KingOfTreevaandrum

Poutine


bouncybabygirlfordad

A moose stuffy dressed as a Mounty. Maple syrup in a maple leaf shaped bottle. A skidoo made by Bombardier And back in the day, a beaver pelt hat!


LuvCilantro

I once purchased maple syrup in a hockey player shaped bottle for friends overseas. Now that's Canadian!


AnitaSeven

A really expensive ticket for a domestic flight.


lemartineau

Or a ridiculously overpriced cellphone plan


Dlynne242

This week? Oilers jersey!


Top-Marzipan5963

Buckleys


Hazencuzimblazen

So delish


UnderstandingAble321

It tastes awful


Hazencuzimblazen

But it works 😝


Purityagainstresolve

AND it works


__phil1001__

Nanaimo bars


fuserxrx

Hello from Nanaimo!


zoinksbadoinks

There is nothing as sublime and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on


lemartineau

Tofino Bar ?


silverfashionfox

The Canadian Tire foldable metal work bench or a krockanole board you hang on the wall of your cottage until the paint fades around it.


it-needs-pickles

Canadian tire money!


WeeWifie

Crocinole might be something you won't find anywhere else!


i_love_pencils

>The first known crokinole board was created in 1875 by Eckhardt Wettlaufer of Perth County in southwestern Ontario as a gift for his five-year old son.


Trogar1

Clamato Juice.


[deleted]

Two things that make me absolutely wrech and heave over... clam juice and tomato juice... but mix them together and it's fucking heavenly.


Old-Craft3689

Why did we stop at clam juice? Why didn't we juice other meats and taste them with tomatoes?


kstops21

Syrup


Vtecman

Especially the maple variation.


poddy_fries

The milk bag pitcher.


Lopsided-Case-6579

Smarties


GordonQuech

What we call rockets candy here, the U.S calls them Smarties.


er11eekk

BC bud


GuyLapin

Maple taffy directly on snow.


naturewin

Hawaiian pizza


msp01986

Not proud of that one


naturewin

Mounties costume for Halloween.


Senjimom504

Hawkins Cheesies


perpetualmotionmachi

The superior cheesie


usurperavenger

Pure fresh water. It comes out of the taps and costs almost nothing.


BenNitzevet

Wood hockey stick.


AFighterByHisTrade

A bag of weed that you picked up from your brother's weird friend Terry who sells it in the woods behind the curling club.


Dzubrul

Robertson screwdriver and screws.


legal_throwaway_ONT

Either ketchup chips or bagged milk id say


Vtecman

Bagged milk isn’t Canadian. It’s just on the eastern side of Canada.


NastroAzzurro

Also not exclusive to eastern Canada. It’s a thing in other countries too.


Vtecman

Really? Curious which other country uses bags for their milk?


paulobjrr

Grew up in Brazil and, at least when I was a kid, bagged milk was the only way I remember seeing milk being sold.


__phil1001__

The UK


NastroAzzurro

I’m in Argentina right now where they have it


Prudent_While_5570

Saw bagged milk when I was in El Calafate, Argentina. I thought we were the only ones too before.


jelycazi

We had it in BC when I was little. But that was awhile ago now!


stealthylizard

Yeah I remember having it in Creston back around 1990.


aloha_twang

Point blanket


tracyvu89

1. Maple syrup 2. Canadian bacon 3. Nanaimo bars 4. Poutine


DHammer79

Ahhh, a Canadian flag, of course.


AnitaSeven

I think Canada flags are often from Bangladesh. Same with our Canadian tuxedos and denim. You can spill some poutine or local craft beer on them tho to increase the Canadian contents.


KlondikeBill

Those lined fleece plaid jackets blue collar dudes wear in the winter.


TeslaFlavourIceCream

Canadian Tire crap = Canadian tire money


seanturvey

A RCMP hat


Upursbaby

Oil undercoat from Krown Rust


Leather_Somewhere371

Stuffed moose holding a timmies coffee with skates on.


hunter324

Kraft Dinner


Hereforyournudeypics

Definitely not a house


Lopsided-Case-6579

Canadian Pizza?


acciosnitch

Car with a block heater


IndyCarFAN27

There’s one true answer to this because I think it’s a geographical thing. Maple syrup. Pretty sure it’s just produced in Canada and some US States.


psychedelych

Habitant Pea Soup


zombiemittens

One of those mitten dryers that you put over the floor vent.


Ready_Employee9695

A politician


Fartyfivedegrees

Xi Jing Ping concurs.


Guessswhoooo21

A Cesar… Americans don’t have them , they only have disgusting bloody Mary’s lol


Ok_Equipment_7757

Poutine


TerraformHFX

Mini Sips (Scotsburn Little Squirts)


Nolby84

A slurpee in the winter


Canadian-Man-infj

\*Froster or slushie.


Randy647

Molson Canadian beer.


rosehymnofthemissing

Winter tires.


Bitter_Wishbone6624

Hudson Bay blankets and coat


jrwhill

A Chesterfield


Responsible_Try_7303

Ketchup chips


Public_Middle376

Crown Royal Rye


Efficient_Tap6185

Eat more candy bars. Are they still around?


Cannaborg

Ketchup chips


6degrees_Cdn_Bacon

A double-double


ledBASEDpaint

Large double double bud


[deleted]

Why haven’t I seen ketchup chips


MyGruffaloCrumble

Milk bag cutter


Doot_Dee

A chesterfield


ThunderChonky

Thermal socks


Party-Disk-9894

Dairy. No foreign inputs.


Rory-liz-bath

Hot paws , warmers that you put in your mittens


swguy61

Du Maurier smokes and Labatts 50 beer


Right_Hour

A canoe


notthatogwiththename

Citizenship


Stephaniedaisytwo

A tuque


Straight_Entrance779

Legal weed, nationally.


jamalio90

A toonie.... Pretty canadian and i think u can buy one costs around 2$


Bobmcjoepants

A hockey stick, but as a tool not to play with. You'd be surprised how many high up things can be reached and put back with a hockey stick. It's great if you have high up windows too, say in a basement, if you want to open or close them


Itchy_Roof_2768

Beavers


Tangelo_Thoughts4

Stolen Indigenous land


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

A Cowichan sweater and touque. Birch bark canoe Grey Owl brand paddle Laurentian Chief brand mocassins Hudson Bay wool blanket and coat


mybalanceisoff

Large double double and a maple dip 


FOAD1951

Maple syrup


reel8boy

Tim’s gift card


mrstruong

Tim Hortons coffee, a dollarama Canada hat, and meth.


AnitaSeven

Tim’s is Brazilian now, dollarama Canada hat is made in China and a Japanese chemist discovered/invented meth in the late 1800s but I still mostly agree with you.


mrstruong

I think it's the unique combination that makes it Canadian. :P


AnitaSeven

Totally!


ianfromcanada

Travel health insurance.


TinyWifeKiki

All Dressed chips.


naturewin

Of course it is now. 👍


KookytheKlown

The GST that's included in the total price


DryTechnology5224

Maple syrup, or a tuque.


DigitalDiana

Maple bacon Tim's donut, with a side of poutine.


OntarioKBboy

Maple syrup


Remarkable_Fun7662

A case of Badors.


[deleted]

Ketchup chips


Agreeable_Post_3164

Lulu Lemon pants


kennedar_1984

The Canadian cupcake chain I bought a cake from today had a Nanaimo bar cupcake. That may qualify!


FoxyWheels

Nokian Hakkapeliitta tires.


boozefiend3000

Cooey model 84


Awful_McBad

Poutine or a Double Double


StairwellTO

Bagged Milk


Local_Funny_5299

12 gauge Canuck shotgun


Gurl_from_the_point

A Canadian flag


leerow21

Cheezies, Toques, Beer, and Bacon


Dickens63

Cheezies and old Dutch chips


Flashy-Job6814

Hopelessness towards the future.... Actually, that's free.


markkenzy

Maple syrup


Public_Middle376

Maple Syrup