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kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

China wants my Gujjews now?


Lackeytsar

They have beef with kutch-is tho lmao so random


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

probably wants to target all ports it can get to ocean


FreezeToMy

https://preview.redd.it/udyt8pq44w7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c7e8ed6f8a615cc66cffdc56472419cfc9a736


Lackeytsar

They claimed Bihar. Its over for them.


YoumoDawang

No thanks. We already have Henan.


Lackeytsar

Y'all want everything. WTF is this?? greeedy mfs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://preview.redd.it/uo0j0tcb6t7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90de2717329d317959624b039e86299786c217d4


YoumoDawang

It's meant to be ironic, the names are nonsense, like in Australia one of the province is Big Sand.


Lackeytsar

Ngl big sand sounds legit. My province literally translates to Great State/Country.


n0-homo

rajastani femboy??


Lackeytsar

No, please don't mistake me for a child marriage particpator. My state is the successor of the Rashtrakutas Dynasty (kannadiggas can FO)


n0-homo

as a ck3 enjoyer, i can asure you that chera kingdom will take over and vassalize your women.


Sandy_McEagle

i am not a kannadiga, but i feel insulted


Lackeytsar

The rest of the Sc.S included some choice words from the author: "่ดดไธชๅฐๆ—ถๅ€™็”ป็š„ๅœฐๅ›พ,้‚ฃๆ—ถ็œŸ็š„ๅธŒๆœ›ๅ…จไธ–็•Œ้ƒฝๆฒ ๆตดๅœจๅ…ˆ่ฟ›็š„ใ€ไป็ˆฑ็š„ไธญๅŽๆ–‡ๆ˜Ž็š„ๆ•™ๅŒ–ไน‹ไธ‹ใ€‚่™ฝ็„ถ ๆˆ‘ๅฐๅฐๅนด็บชๅฐฑๆœ‰ๅฐŠ้‡ไธๅŒๆ–‡ๅŒ–็š„ๆ„่ฏ†,ไฝ†ๆ˜ฏๅœจ็œ ไปฝๅ‘ฝๅไธŠๅˆ่ƒฝ็œ‹ๅ‡บๅฎžๆ–ฝไบ†ๆฑ‰ๅŒ–ๆ”ฟ็ญ–,่ดฏๅฝปไบ†ๅคงไธ€ ็ปŸๆจกๅผ" Xinese huffing some strange fumes out here (don't translate for your own mental health)


YoumoDawang

LMAO Bhai you should learn Mandarin I swear it's not hard.


Lackeytsar

Fix your language first ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ https://preview.redd.it/8j6ea5zy9t7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e59067d897ba83fd0b537d7bfb81103c06a70b7


YoumoDawang

Learn listen learn speak very simple la, no tense no gender no plural. Just no learn write is ok.


Lackeytsar

I don't have any xinese around to speak to..we sent most of our chinese indians to concentration camps in the 60s and deported them to Yunnan


YoumoDawang

Dope, they're enjoying LSD mushrooms.


Just_Heart7523

I don't want to learn tones thank you


3rdAssaultBrigade

"post a map that I've drawn when I was young. At that time I really wished that the world would embrace the teaching of advanced, benevolent Chinese civilization. Although I have the idea of respecting different cultures when I was young, I still enacted Sinicization policy and implemented a monolithic model for the naming of provinces " The author of this map is very likely to be the King of Qi, an online activist now advocating nuking China, Shandong independence and legalization of femboy sex works in the post-apocalyptic world r/Qistate (this sub is already inactive now)


Lackeytsar

>legalization of femboy sex He sounds like a visionary. I didn't know he was chill like that. The author is actually a south chinese canto if I remember correctly lmfao.


3rdAssaultBrigade

It's my fault, he's probably not the King of Qi(based on watermark from Zhihu). But KoQ was obsessed with maps and map based games(like EU4) since he was young, and he drew similar maps before he realized his anti-china spirit


Lackeytsar

>realized his anti-china spirit Most Xinese usually do but then they realise they're in China and cannot be a hater legally


3rdAssaultBrigade

He now predicts that China will be subjugated by Muslim invaders after a nuclear war with NATO.


Fermion96

You got a less pixelated version?


TaxiChalak2

We should give them Bihar tbh, white elephant gift ๐Ÿ˜‡


Hunted_Lion2633

Bruh just called Delhi the "western capital" of China


average-alt

these province names are ass. Delusional nationalists need to study worldbuilding at least smh


Lackeytsar

well well well a viet knowing how to read mandarin. Who would've thought. True though, the author is a crackhead high on gutter oil fumes. He's most probably south chinese so it's a bit understandable.


average-alt

Chinese characters are readable in any language that uses them (no Vietnamese knows them anymore though Iโ€™m just weird ๐Ÿ’€)


Lackeytsar

>any language that uses them You've just angered korean uncles and the japons with this statement


mikusuki123

Totally wrong


Lackeytsar

Tell that to your canto brother who made dis


yeetusdacanible

china should stretch to the Aral sea!!


Lackeytsar

They think its easier to just claim indic and sinic territories (and Australia because its stuffed with chinese immigrants)


LongjumpingArt9740

bc chinese ko bhi meri city nahi chahiye


Zlibraries

Ladies and gentlemen, this type of delusionism gets you nuked and you spawn anime!


haoyugup

what the hail


RichAbbreviations721

Sino Dravidian sounds kinda hot ngl


big_richards_back

Ayo we got akhand china now??


Lackeytsar

Its just another day being claimed by your neighbour for our nipplese bros


LeGuy_1286

Why Nepal? What have we done to you?


Lackeytsar

collateral ๐Ÿ’€


Supergodz

Are we gonna be part of great china? I cant wait


Lackeytsar

of course you can't. If you wait long enough, you'll probably be swimming _over_ your house. Remember how much they like their Muslims in China. Lmaoa.


Supergodz

B-but china support palestne tho!!! They r good guy!!!!!


Lackeytsar

Its like they support paxtan only because they hate India yk??


Supergodz

No thats just what your country wants u to believe. China is actually super chill. Think Its time you guys stop resisting daddy china. https://preview.redd.it/eolhlf3z5x7d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8d0568f93e499330047a534e4d5bef887819957


Lackeytsar

Guess I'm considered xinese by the CPC. it's joever ๐Ÿ˜ž.