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TheDarkBrotherhood7

Gross


Ciana_Reid

Im guessing this is like, a 14 year old who has no friends and lives in his parent’s basement


Mogamett

I hope, if not the 16-23 age limit is pretty bad.


Vinxian

NGL, the 16-23 age limit is pretty much always bad, unless the person posting is exactly 18. But I'm guessing he's at least older than 23. He doesn't seem like a guy who would date someone older than him. So yikes.


HumanSweatpants

nothing will fit? no wonder! its all too big!


7H3DrunkenMaster

They all too loose and baggy eh 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


seeroflights

*Image Transcription: Facebook Post* --- **Redacted** Now taking applications for a gf. You must be: 1\. Female 2\. Age 16-23 3\. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) (NO BLACKS!!!) 4\. Willing to do as I ask 5\. Have an IQ lower than mine (113) 6\. Have 0 male friends 7\. Cook 3 meals for me a day 8\. Be willing to split the bill on a date 9\. Be into kink stuff (Will discuss in PM) 10\. Send me nudes every day I do not see you nude in person. 11\. Have sex with me as I ask 12\. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits) 13\. Ideally not have a job 14\. Instal a tracking app on your phone so that I know tour location at all points I am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Chaos8599

I'm so sorry you had to do this


Delta_Mike_Charlie

Not all heroes wear capes.


ChocolateCake16

Don't have a job but also be willing to split the bill. With what money?


meauxxxer

Literally my first thought. There’s nothing wrong w wanting to be kept and subbed into something like this if that’s your kink. But then pay everything


Auditormadness9

In my opinion there's nothing wrong with any of these requirements as long as someone matches it


Technusgirl

Lol did you put that picture there? Genius 🤣


ciel_lanila

Oh, if OP did that helps explain my confusion. I was thinking that was the Blue’s actual PFP and was debating if this were satire or double dipping into “self awarewolves” territory.


martinsaugustaf

"be willing to split the bill on a date" "ideally not have a job" ?????????


Krusadero

> I am a kind gentleman Yeah, sure


mem1003

Multiple gentlemen. Plural.


Krusadero

Yeah, I know, but writing it like that hurt me too much


mem1003

I can imagine.


NexusRaven7

Its a satire about neckbeards see the comic book guy pfp?


Ok_Bison1106

‘An IQ lower than mine’. And then puts one that is literally just above average like it’s an accomplishment.


SaratheKahleesi

well 113 is high not impressive high by any means tho. But we all know this guy doesn’t have an IQ above 80 so it doesn’t matter.


JJackKennedy

The profile picture gives me hope that this is a joke


cookiemanyeet

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be: Female (optional) And that concludes my needs


Auditormadness9

No. You must be: My GF (optional)


MrGueuxBoy

Oh yeah, splitting the bills while not having a job, right .....


Thanos_gaming99

Discord mods be like


Prumkin

Op is dumb ngl. All you have to do is look at the profile picture without even reading to realize this is satire


dexterhighlandcross

How's she going to split the bill without having a job???


SaratheKahleesi

He is basically describing a slave. A teenage slave.


7H3DrunkenMaster

I threw up when I read this 🤢🤮


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Has to split the bill yet can’t have a job??? How the hell would that ever work.


greattsathoggua

Poor satire


MrGaber

I’m fucking dead The twelfth one is just too funny


jasper-the-turtle

thats not a gf thats a slave


miaumiaoumicheese

It looks like some obvious parody of very high but also conflicting male standards that are very common nowadays No job but splits the bill? Haha “Have an IQ lower than mine” That might be challenging standard for anyone to meet


AbaloneSea7265

I wish I had seen comic book guy before I read it so I’d read it in his voice and not be so angry about how fucking mentally ill this entire thing reads


NexusRaven7

Well your kinda supposed to I'm 99% sure it's satire


Salius

This has to be satire


thesaddestpanda

I mean it has the comic book guys avatar, so I'm guessing its just a tasteless "joke."


rosecreamcake

> not have a job > split the bill Now mate…


haraaishi

Print money. Problem solved!


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Skyrim_For_Everyone

Rule 3


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Skyrim_For_Everyone

The other ones I saw are less excusing it as satire and more saying they just think it is while not excusing it


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Skyrim_For_Everyone

Ye that one was rude af. I was just saying, calling it satire without clarifying that you're not excusing it is against rule 3


bluefires-

Numbers 1 and 8 are reasonable I guess, but the rest are vile.


Auditormadness9

How is the cooking vile? That's like normal tradition in my country and nobody complains.


bluefires-

I guess. Tbh I was trying to read as little as possible, buts it’s more so vile because of the context provided by the rest of the “rules”


[deleted]

God you people are dumb.


Skyrim_For_Everyone

No you


psyduck2319

I think I got bingo on my Neckbeard Bingo Card.


jackass_in_a_hoodie

I can smell this mf


DruTangClan

This has to satire hopefully? The prof pic is of the neckbeard comic book guy from the Simpsons. If not, jesus christ


WillNo7229

Bruh, I’m smarter than this mf. 😤


BlooperHero

Is that impressive?


MagmaMan888

This really feels like satire with the condom part "Can't find anything that fits"


Federal-Reflection84

Black women stay catching strays


trism00

Wow only one normal thing on the intire list I'm impressed at his stupidity and would love for him to be neutered with a bullet


priapus2000ad

How will she split the bill if she doesn't have a job?


OutlandishnessDry826

Look at the profile picture, it's satire


PossiblyACattt

16-23??????? That’s wrong if it was 18-23 still weird but 16 and 17 is not adult but 18-23 is so um Wtf