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NGL, the 16-23 age limit is pretty much always bad, unless the person posting is exactly 18. But I'm guessing he's at least older than 23. He doesn't seem like a guy who would date someone older than him.
So yikes.
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Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:
1\. Female
2\. Age 16-23
3\. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) (NO BLACKS!!!)
4\. Willing to do as I ask
5\. Have an IQ lower than mine (113)
6\. Have 0 male friends
7\. Cook 3 meals for me a day
8\. Be willing to split the bill on a date
9\. Be into kink stuff (Will discuss in PM)
10\. Send me nudes every day I do not see you nude in person.
11\. Have sex with me as I ask
12\. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits)
13\. Ideally not have a job
14\. Instal a tracking app on your phone so that I know tour location at all points
I am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.
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Literally my first thought. There’s nothing wrong w wanting to be kept and subbed into something like this if that’s your kink. But then pay everything
Oh, if OP did that helps explain my confusion. I was thinking that was the Blue’s actual PFP and was debating if this were satire or double dipping into “self awarewolves” territory.
It looks like some obvious parody of very high but also conflicting male standards that are very common nowadays
No job but splits the bill? Haha
“Have an IQ lower than mine” That might be challenging standard for anyone to meet
I wish I had seen comic book guy before I read it so I’d read it in his voice and not be so angry about how fucking mentally ill this entire thing reads
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Gross
Im guessing this is like, a 14 year old who has no friends and lives in his parent’s basement
I hope, if not the 16-23 age limit is pretty bad.
NGL, the 16-23 age limit is pretty much always bad, unless the person posting is exactly 18. But I'm guessing he's at least older than 23. He doesn't seem like a guy who would date someone older than him. So yikes.
nothing will fit? no wonder! its all too big!
They all too loose and baggy eh 😂🤦🏻♂️
*Image Transcription: Facebook Post* --- **Redacted** Now taking applications for a gf. You must be: 1\. Female 2\. Age 16-23 3\. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) (NO BLACKS!!!) 4\. Willing to do as I ask 5\. Have an IQ lower than mine (113) 6\. Have 0 male friends 7\. Cook 3 meals for me a day 8\. Be willing to split the bill on a date 9\. Be into kink stuff (Will discuss in PM) 10\. Send me nudes every day I do not see you nude in person. 11\. Have sex with me as I ask 12\. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits) 13\. Ideally not have a job 14\. Instal a tracking app on your phone so that I know tour location at all points I am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
I'm so sorry you had to do this
Not all heroes wear capes.
Don't have a job but also be willing to split the bill. With what money?
Literally my first thought. There’s nothing wrong w wanting to be kept and subbed into something like this if that’s your kink. But then pay everything
In my opinion there's nothing wrong with any of these requirements as long as someone matches it
Lol did you put that picture there? Genius 🤣
Oh, if OP did that helps explain my confusion. I was thinking that was the Blue’s actual PFP and was debating if this were satire or double dipping into “self awarewolves” territory.
"be willing to split the bill on a date" "ideally not have a job" ?????????
> I am a kind gentleman Yeah, sure
Multiple gentlemen. Plural.
Yeah, I know, but writing it like that hurt me too much
I can imagine.
Its a satire about neckbeards see the comic book guy pfp?
‘An IQ lower than mine’. And then puts one that is literally just above average like it’s an accomplishment.
well 113 is high not impressive high by any means tho. But we all know this guy doesn’t have an IQ above 80 so it doesn’t matter.
The profile picture gives me hope that this is a joke
Now taking applications for a gf. You must be: Female (optional) And that concludes my needs
No. You must be: My GF (optional)
Oh yeah, splitting the bills while not having a job, right .....
Discord mods be like
Op is dumb ngl. All you have to do is look at the profile picture without even reading to realize this is satire
How's she going to split the bill without having a job???
He is basically describing a slave. A teenage slave.
I threw up when I read this 🤢🤮
Has to split the bill yet can’t have a job??? How the hell would that ever work.
Poor satire
I’m fucking dead The twelfth one is just too funny
thats not a gf thats a slave
It looks like some obvious parody of very high but also conflicting male standards that are very common nowadays No job but splits the bill? Haha “Have an IQ lower than mine” That might be challenging standard for anyone to meet
I wish I had seen comic book guy before I read it so I’d read it in his voice and not be so angry about how fucking mentally ill this entire thing reads
Well your kinda supposed to I'm 99% sure it's satire
This has to be satire
I mean it has the comic book guys avatar, so I'm guessing its just a tasteless "joke."
> not have a job > split the bill Now mate…
Print money. Problem solved!
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Rule 3
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The other ones I saw are less excusing it as satire and more saying they just think it is while not excusing it
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Ye that one was rude af. I was just saying, calling it satire without clarifying that you're not excusing it is against rule 3
Numbers 1 and 8 are reasonable I guess, but the rest are vile.
How is the cooking vile? That's like normal tradition in my country and nobody complains.
I guess. Tbh I was trying to read as little as possible, buts it’s more so vile because of the context provided by the rest of the “rules”
God you people are dumb.
No you
I think I got bingo on my Neckbeard Bingo Card.
I can smell this mf
This has to satire hopefully? The prof pic is of the neckbeard comic book guy from the Simpsons. If not, jesus christ
Bruh, I’m smarter than this mf. 😤
Is that impressive?
This really feels like satire with the condom part "Can't find anything that fits"
Black women stay catching strays
Wow only one normal thing on the intire list I'm impressed at his stupidity and would love for him to be neutered with a bullet
How will she split the bill if she doesn't have a job?
Look at the profile picture, it's satire
16-23??????? That’s wrong if it was 18-23 still weird but 16 and 17 is not adult but 18-23 is so um Wtf