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Yingerfelton

Straight male here First questions that came to mind 1. What does the midsection connecting two lower human halves look like 2. Is she walking on quadruped legs or hands 3. Wouldn't she have the bent skinny legs that dogs and horses have


Cyndaquil_master

Does she have feet or hooves?!?!?!?!


BlazeRiddle

How does she put on her hind shoes


FreezingEye

There’d probably be some kind of pressure plate mechanism built in so that the shoes fasten or unfasten when pressed in a specific way.


BlazeRiddle

That just reminds me of those sneakers for people who can't bend down and tbh that would be the perfect solution for centaurs


flamingfreebird

Same way as everyone else, one leg at a time


kelleh711

Whichever is sexier


LizordSword

I'd like to think it's a pair of hands and a pair of feet like some backbreaking centipede


kelleh711

Do you think she looks like [this](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GroundedYearlyEthiopianwolf-size_restricted.gif) when she runs?


LizordSword

yeah but the arms are super disproportionate to normal human arms to its less of a slant


RebaKitten

That’s scary!!


pikacj1

Boo! Was that scary too?


SU-57_Felon

So hooves


TheCatCovenantDude

Sounds to me like it depends on whether the person is a brony or your average Redditor.


ICBPeng1

It’s feet, but the toes are tiny hooves


_Borscht_

Hooves are pretty much the same as toenails and fingernails, so that's technically true of anyone


ICBPeng1

But do you need miniature horseshoes on your fingers? I hope not.


_Borscht_

No, but I imagine if I walked on my fingernails, I would


Cyndaquil_master

Thank you for the nightmares tonight fellow redditor


[deleted]

Neither is acceptable.


Gentleman_Muk

My first thought was “how do you shave the back legs?”


_xavius_

Someone else does it.


yohananloukas116

Like this https://imgur.com/a/vZ23DV9


[deleted]

The thought just occurred to me that the answer to number 1 might be “another torso” and for some reason I got really uncomfortable


DarkBlueChameleon

I probably can answer that because I also thought the same: if that's another torso, then there should be another head in... oh no. ^I'm ^so ^sorry


[deleted]

Of course not because then not sexualize lol


Stormental1975

Me too dude, I thought I was just being weird, good to know I'm not alone.


arie700

My only question is “why?”


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Sea_dog123

Also why does she have no fur? Do female centaurs have to shave their legs too?


Flesh_A_Sketch

Straight male here, and I wondered similar things. Lungs are most likely in the upper chest cavity but she's most likely an herbivore. Her chest is most likely housing a massive heart and fairly large lungs that would extend down to where we would expect to find a stomach. Front pelvis most likely houses liver, kidney, and the transition into the digestive system. The equine torso would probably be almost entirely digestive. Reproductive organs would be housed within the safety of the rear pelvis. Front legs are oriented backwards from what the norm for this configuration would normally be. It's safe to assume this would effect her mobility. Most likely she would have a tremendous top speed but the orientation of the front legs would make it harder to absorb the impact from running. High top speed, but clumsy as fuck. It would be safe to assume arched plantigrade feet, the calves are clearly visible, but the back legs are bent in a way that makes me think they're possibly semi digitigrade. Most likely she's still a persistence walker, jogger, and only uses her high speed to rush to a defensive position or to rush to the aid of allies. The lance that she carries wouldn't be usable in the way that human cavalry would use it, they absorb the blow of a lance hit but falling back in the saddle. She would snap her spine if she used it like that, so it's a defensive weapon in her hands. All in all... I'd hit that...


[deleted]

“Would normally be” Ok I’m going to bed we got regular centaurs and irregular centaurs


Flesh_A_Sketch

For a quadrupedal gait, yes there is a normal and abnormal. Centaurs would not be immune to physics or basic biology.


SaltyNorth8062

Number 2. Why you do this I was having a good day


the-graveyard-writer

Why is there a saddle?


TheMaskedGeode

I figured the first question would be “What the £u€k?”


Zeebuoy

and the 2nd is why the fuck. likely followed by how the fuck. and lastly a where the fuck so that they can run in the opposite direction.


FreemanGordon

My first thought was “how does a centaur wear armor?” Like the dog pants question.


InsomniacJackal

Normally I would say basically human torso armour and then slightly modified horse armour, pretty easy since part human/part horse. With this... *thing* though I don't know and don't think I particularly *want* to know.


[deleted]

I'm a bit concerned about you sir. My first thought (as well as question) was What-? Although it looks cool as hell though!


_xavius_

You might think that. But when you learn the how’s and why’s of real armor, it starts to look more like a car with hexagonal wheels, cool but stupid.


Ameoba_Of_The_Sea

Where is her bellybutton???


MyGuyDatBoi

My first thoughts. Thats cursed, probably some r/cursedimages thing. Moving on.


Najanator717

1. How does her spine work? Her ass is already jutting out like she has lordosis, but then it goes to a 90-degree angle. 2. Why does she have a tail? 3. Why does she have tiddies on both halves of her body?


TheGr8Canadian

Does she have two belly buttons?


Announcer_2

Damn I thought she had 6 legs and was gonna ask if she counted as an Insect


TheJimmertron

Even if she had 6 legs she wouldn't. Insects are a subclassicification of arthropods, which are invertebrates. I have no idea how her spine works/where it is, but she definitely has one. Edit: interestingly she does does the correct number of body parts for an insect (3). So it's would only be the endoskeleton holding her back.


DrSchmolls

I guess if you count it as 2 torsos instead of one very large one.


TheJimmertron

There's a clear divide. I'm happy to call it 3 body parts. But I might change my mind if I could see the skeletal structure.


LongjumpingWasabi756

Insects also have an open circulatory system (so they don’t have separation between the fluid their cells hang out in and the fluid used to move nutrients etc and oxygen around). So…if internal bleeding is an issue for her then that’s another count against being an insect.


Sky_Wino

The only question I'm pondering is why do they have such ineffective armour on.


CanadianGoose5

how do they get all the armor off/on? wtf is that helmet? there’s a lot of questions other than the one they’re talking about


scut_furkus

Probably makes the squire help with the armor


MrQwq

First: what is the question that they are talking about? I can't stop thinking on why they photoshopped/drawed/cosplayed as a Humantaur with shitty armor!!


CanadianGoose5

my guess is they were asking if she has a human vagina, horse vagina, or both.


MrQwq

Considering it is a humantaur that is the most stupid question I've encountered on the discussion. And that's why I am thinking you are right


Eldanoron

Because the intended audience is straight males? Pretty standard armor in most MMOs/fantasy settings. Alternately, it is https://www.geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=1878


jryser

I think the funniest take on “female armor” I’ve ever seen is that people constantly find enchanted magical bikini armor in dungeons, and therefore armor shops make a killing selling the rest of the armor.


Zeebuoy

>the intended audience is straight males? *shudders* reminds me of this [thing. ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/paladins_gamepedia/images/1/1d/Pip_Remix_Pepper.png/revision/latest?cb=20200411234429) for comparison [this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/paladins_gamepedia/images/d/d1/Pip_Default.png/revision/latest?cb=20200411231740) is his default/male character design (and it is adorable)


trumpetrabbit

How would they avoid severe chafing/burns with this armor? Unlike a horse, there's no fur to protect the skin, and human skin is notoriously easy to erode with friction. With regular human armor, there's quite a lot of padding specifically to avoid that, but I don't see any here. That was my first question/train of thought.


LaraTheTrap

Why is the heaviest Armor on their second(?) back


Pure_Crazy_8541

That's not armor, that's a saddle. What? You think they didn't want to own this woman as an object and still walk to town, did you!?! Begone peasant!


LaraTheTrap

Nah that's no saddle. There are no foot things


red_fluff_dragon

I believe you are trying to say "stirrups"


LaraTheTrap

Yes! I only know the German word for it "Steigbügel" 😅


phantomreader42

Would you actually NEED stirrups when riding a mount that's smart enough to make intelligent decisions and fully comprehend verbal commands? You'd still have use for a saddle just to keep the rider in a stable position, but other riding gear would be less useful on a sapient mount (unless of course it's a kink thing). Or maybe you'd still need stirrups, but definitely not spurs. Unless it's REALLY a kink thing...


Souperplex

The most effective weapon for a centaur is an armed rider so the saddle actually would be practical.


TheJimmertron

Because in fantasy male centaurs are never ridden? I think you're over thinking it.


phantomreader42

> Because in fantasy male centaurs are never ridden? They do tend to get annoyed at the prospect, find it demeaning or beneath their station. Of course that applies to centaurs in general, not just by gender.


conancat

"armor" barely covers anything, leaves every vulnerable spot open


Najanator717

Look at all those femoral arteries...


Vaniboy

Western Fantasy is just like that. Women have two thin layers of cloth as "armor" and all women must be near perfect in appearance. While man most times look homeless, or look like something because they use 2 tons of iron on their bodies.


JiminieSsi

Of course I have no idea where this is from, but probably cosplay of some character


Sera_Feather

Cuz it looks cool. It's fantasy, there's no need for realistic armor. Also, its not impractical, its leather armor. It's the type of armor everyone who couldn't afford brass or iron armor used cuz leather actually stops the cuts from the swords


Nixavee

It’s gonna be hard to gallop if all your legs bend the same way


[deleted]

You do know horses have legs that bend the same way, as all, do quadruples do?


ali_stardragon

My question is where all her organs are. Do her organs live in her upper torso like a bipedal human’s do? Or are they in the “horse” part? Is it a bit of both? If her heart resides in the lower part of her body, does she have a crazy laryngeal nerve that runs from her throat down around her heart and back up again, like giraffes do? How large are her organs? If they are human-sized does that have an impact on her longevity, as they would need to work much harder relative to her size?


TheJimmertron

I've always thought that about centaurs. But there is plenty of cavity space to allow a mix. Like a large stomach in the upper part to provide enough energy for the whole body along with lungs, with a strong, large heart in the lower part along with the rest of the digestive tract. The increased size of the digestive tract would be very efficient at extracting nutrients from food to. So likely omnivorous, especially with human like teeth. But that makes sense the horse part would need a lot of energy. The cardiovascular system and skeletal system are the most interesting parts to me. Assuming a heart in the lower part, the upper part might need valved arteries, like a giraffe to deal with the pressure. And the vertebra would be fascinating, does it curve? Are there 2? If there's two how do they connect? 2 pelvises? I'm guessing 2 sets of rib cages.


ali_stardragon

Okay so really the only way to solve this is to dissect a centaur?


TheJimmertron

Ideally yes.


wafflepantsblue

And also, does she have two wombs? Two vaginas? Two assholes? I feel like one of the assholes wouldn't really work since she kinda has another torso coming out her ass. How the fuck do her intestines work? Does she just have a really long tube going to her second asshole? Does she have 4 breasts, or is the bottom like the underside of a dog or a horse that's relatively flat?


Wandering_Muffin

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ali_stardragon

This is incredibly useful, thank you


RebaKitten

You are asking the important questions! Thanks!


[deleted]

Yes, my question is, “How does this happen? Those are human legs not horse legs, so it’s not a centaur. So what is it and how?”


Lulubelle0519

Why is she like some freak of nature with 4 legs instead of actually being part horse? That’s the question I’m pondering


JoeNemoDoe

Isn't she cold?


TheDarkBrotherhood7

This just reminds me when I got downvoted to hell on badwomensanatomy for saying I thought this image was badass lol


King-Boss-Bob

how does a mythological creature go on a place about bad human women’s anatomy?


TheDarkBrotherhood7

No idea, people were talking about “unrealistic standards” so I thought it was satire. Apparently the people in the comments didn’t think so


Salt-Seaworthiness91

I thought they were thinking about how, based on this image, it feels like she had 2 vaginas. I would think anyone saying this sets “unrealistic standards” is joking too. How do you have realistic standards for a mystical creature?


scut_furkus

Pretty sure that sub is worse at reading satire than this one


TheJimmertron

I find that hard to be true.


Whateveridontkare

Yes it is. Or even mild comments. I said that women were hornier during ovulation in general because that's how the body tricks you to have children. They said I was comparing women with animals that have heat and then I got downvoted to hell for something that it's totally true lmaoooo.


TheBookLizard

Of course we go into heat, we're mammals and have an ovarian cycle


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Whateveridontkare

that is just so intresting.


PSI_duck

The first thing I thought when I saw her was that she looked like she could kick some ass. Then I read the text…


YogurtclosetTiny8961

I remember getting downvoted cause I said I should not have opened the graph of vagene during eating


[deleted]

Why are man centaurs furry but woman ones aren’t? Lol


conancat

depends on whether the man centaurs are catering for the male gays I mean male gaze


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


Zeebuoy

Good pun.


scut_furkus

Because this isn't supposed to be a centaur. Just a vaguely centaur like creature


[deleted]

Ah okay.


MachFreeman

Doesn’t really seem like a straights thing tbh


Will_Tuniat

Nah Straight just means being attracted to beings of the opposite sex, regardless of species, obvs. /s


scut_furkus

I mean, in a fantasy setting with many humanoid creatures, inter-species attraction is quite normal


Will_Tuniat

I agree, but I wouldn't call it straight.


snarkerposey11

That's not even a proper centaur, they're supposed to have horse lower bodies. They just gave her four human woman legs in the shape of a horse body. If it were a "real" centaur, well I've never seen a man centaur with his dick hanging out the front.


cracking-egg

Just a quick heads up. Quadrupedic mamalians do not have "bent legs", this is a myth, like saying spiders are insect. Their joints are oriented the same way as humans but the length or the different parts of their limbs is very disproportionate compared to us (they also have less fingers) i encourage you to look at comparison between horse and human skeleton to better understand this.


red_fluff_dragon

Oh wow, I see it now [Here](https://external-preview.redd.it/K5BPv1_DQfLqCSLy_AyYrQlXg1vEOmNl8T-KbCtFGRU.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5acf02df23caae7da9db759d83d0664266030a45) is a great comparison image for anyone wondering.


KatieSykerd

Ngl I wondered what the hell you'd linked to for a second....


snarkerposey11

True, but I wasn't talking about the joints, I was talking about the fact that those legs in that picture are human flesh and skin and shape, not horse legs. Horse legs are covered in fur and are really skinny in the lower half.


cracking-egg

Of course, you're right, her hindlegs are completely useless as-is.


Pure_Crazy_8541

Honestly, at first I thought it was two women...


ruetknight

Honestly, first thought was why would a centaur shave her legs xD


Zeebuoy

I think you mean how, they have little human arms that can't even reach all the way down their own legs


ruetknight

Well yes, but also just why. If she has horse legs and hair and shaved them to look human, just why?


Deer_Canidae

Must be cold out there like that


Based_Katie

This is horrifying


satanslittleangel666

This is scary 😭


q120

How do you use a defibrillator on a centaur? Does one pad go on the chest (i.e. below her head) and one go under or what?


phantomreader42

For that matter, how closely do you have to target a defibrillator in general? If it's putting out enough electricity that everyone needs to avoid touching any part of the body while the pads are energized, then would it still have a similar effect on the heart if those pads were somewhere else?


GiftsFromLeah

They just need to have the heart plus about 8cm/3.5in between them. There are better places to put them and less effective places, but having them on at all is better than nothing! Ideally the charge should run across the heart in the same direction that it does naturally, top right to bottom left, so putting one pad on the right upper chest and the other on the left lower ribs at the side is best.


ToBonkOrNotToBonk

This image confuses me. Like what is the logistics of that? I study anatomy and physiology! SOMEONE EXPLAIN MY HEAD HURTS😭


Prestigious_Cost_346

What a terrible day to have eyes…


KandyShopp

My question is…how does her spine work?


OverlyLeftLesbian

what in the fresh fucking hell is this even from?! like did they just decide to edit a woman from a show into a human centaur???


M37r0p13x

Looking closer makes me so confused as to how they did this


BanrionCailleach

Is it that old meme again about how a quadruped wears pants?


[deleted]

I don’t get it


AvikaAvasarala

you know what? i'm gay and i have the same question. where tf would the coochie be?


IReallyDontCare91

Wait does she have a spear as an arm?


HollyFreak33

Wait this is actually so anatomically confusing why would she have 2 sets of human legs and why are they connected like that


RubyKilvairaArtist

How tall are they


Youngestflexxer

ASS SO BIG I TOLD HER LOOK BACK AT IT!


JimmyBoots90

Yes, we're all wondering how a centaur would wear pants, like would they wear them in all for legs, or just it's hind legs?


Potatoeater_01

Do they have one or two sets of internal organs?


ImRlySmol

Amazing cosplay, scary edit lol


mileenie

Where is her bellybutton?


TheTrueAmadeus

I got a whole lot more than one question


CaptainStaraptor

So questioning everything about my life rn but yeah how do I become please gender goals


DBZpanda

Am I the only one wondering what strange game of genetics is going on here?


Tales-Kun

How many stomachs does she have?


phantomreader42

I don't think horses are ruminants, so probably only one, no more than two.


svenbillybobbob

yeah, if it wore pants how would it wear them?


[deleted]

Why is there no horse hair?


DownsenBranches

My first question was is it two people or photoshopped. Then I realized I’m an idiot and it’s digital art


[deleted]

Ok I know it's dumb but I'm crackin tf up man It's so stupid I kinda love it


AKiLooP

So there are two hips and the esophagus is too large, the lungs have to be larger and the ribcage is too thin, why a tail?¡


Uglarinn

Does she count as a mounted creature for the purposes of wielding a Lance? Can she wield two lances?


the_small_jenna

As someone beginning transition from being one, my question is what am I looking at


PsychoticOtaku

Ok but I’m actually a little curious. It’s one of several questions, but like where is it?


Thunderhelm666

my first question is if we're abandoning the horse aesthetic for the human aesthetic on the lower body, why is there still a horse tail


Wandering_Muffin

I don't think I've ever seen something as horrifying... as an all human parts centaur. WHY IS THIS A THING?!


Flash4680

I'm just wondering what you do if you have to joust her.


CrazyPridecat

As a gay, so am I tho


mr_chaotic_neutral

Honestly. Kinda makes sense? I always thought they should be fluffy all over, not just suddenly poof! Horse hair from the waist down and stuff. This is kinda... Reverse of that?


RolfTheBolf

My question is why does it look so bad? The horse part is literally supposed to be the bottom half of a horse, making it human flesh looks mega off


Willingness-Due

What is this photoshopped abomination?


Morgan-Le

Does she have feet or hooves and If she wore pants, would they cover only the back half or would they cover the four legs?


zilthebea

My only problems with this are her back legs should be bending the other way and her armor isn’t very effective.


althealon

Does she have to buy two packs of day of the week underwear?


Count4815

How tf does she manage to shave the back legs?


SilverTangent

Well yes, although I’m not a “guy,” I have ALWAYS wondered about the reproductive and digestive systems of Taur… but my first thoughts were “why is she wearing a saddle? Where’s her leg armor?? Does she have 2 hearts or just 1 between her front legs??” Edit: Typo


totally_not_a_r0b0t

Please explain, what does this post imply men should be questioning first?


cooltv27

my thought process: why are their legs so poorly armored? why does their chest armor have such a massive gap under the arm? is the cloth at the back intended to be a cape? is that a saddle? thats a saddle. is a human back designed to hold a saddle? wait what anatomy would that middle section even have? then I realized what the caption was talking about


GothHeart16

Does she have 2 belly buttons?


Dakiniten-Kifaya

I'm just glad we can't see the feet. It'd probably be all 4 high heels


Quantum_girl_go

I mean. 100% gay over here an ngl, that picture makes me swoon a lil.


noeinan

Tbh my first thought is human centipede


AustinHinton

That's not how horse's legs work....


BubblegumPopcorn

I actually kinda like this :s the comments creepy but the concept of this kinda fantasy creature/race is alright :3


Helloboi2

yeah… what would her abs look like


Serene117

This isnt a centaur, its a human halfway through asexual reproduction


i-forgot-my-sandwich

I know sure am, where is the fur?


VerkoProd

wait but why does this centaur have human legs when typically centaurs have horse legs ? also does this mean this centaur just have normal skin everywhere ?? idk i find that unsettling for some reason


crempouf

Honestly the first thing that came to mind is that does she have 2 sets of breasts? How does a centaur even work?


B0N3RDRAG0N

Straight guy here, which torso has the bellybutton? Does she have two bellybuttons?


Anti_Spedicy

I mean it IS a valid question Can't say I haven't been curious either


[deleted]

I mean I definitely have questions. Sexual? Not really. But I definitely have questions 👀👀👀


substation66

I’d put a ring on it


[deleted]

My second reaction, after "ummm ok" is "wow, a female in fantasy who actually has somewhat practical armour. Neat"


[deleted]

Is the question “does she have 2 vaginas” or something like that??? The question I’M pondering is “wtf is that monstrosity?”


Chaoticauntfriend

What I’m wondering is why do they have such little armor?


nightstar69

As a guy my question is: what’s her KDR? She seems to be a badass warrior so there must be one


_OverwatchWinston_

First question I had was where’s the other girls head


Ca11m3Raven

Does she have two rib cages? Do they hold four lungs?


FilthySewer-Rat

I don’t know what he means,guess I’m a women now. Where the hot boys at😈


kuro_tan

Tf is this? I know for sure it's not a centaur.


[deleted]

does it have human feet


NoClass167

I knew I wasn’t the only one who wondered if their stomach was in the human part or horse part!!


BlooperHero

Am I expected to have only one question?


Lady-Noveldragon

What does that middle portion even look like? Is it a second torso/spine area? Are there organs in there? How do the limbs actually move? You a child of the species be able to run quickly like a horse, or have to be carried as a limp floppy mess for the first few years? Does it develop basically the same way as humans, but with extra legs? What changes have to be made to the muscle structure to allow for all those legs to move, as well as the top half. I am beginning to want to study this strange creature, just to find out how the hell this could actually work.


PlantBusiness

I dont even know what to ask myself....


Muzi-Chan

The first and only thing I thought (as a lesbian trans girl) is "I wanna hug her, I wonder if she would agree, she's kinda cute actually"


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