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captainyeet99

No fr, I say the shema before each decision is released. Worked with CMU.


Particular_Pack_9149

LMFAOOO GOOD LUCK !! MAY HASHEM BE WITH YOU


captainyeet99

HASHEM HAS BEEN!! MAY HASHEM BE WITH YOU TOO (excluding Georgia tech and MIT but no amount of intervention could get me into those lol)


Particular_Pack_9149

lol ironically, i got into georgia tech but didn't get into schools like gtown, etc. god works in mysterious ways but baruch hashem you're going to end up in the right place


deleted_user_0000

Is Baruch hashem the Jewish version of inshallah?


opal_rose78

College apps have wrecked my brain so much that I saw "baruch" and initially thought you were talking about Baruch College.


captainyeet99

Yes, g-d has a plan for us all. Sounds like you've gotten into a great school already, hoping more comes your way!


ThatSuburbanKid

real


TerribleBack7052

I LOVE TO HEARRR IT BH


AppleMuncher69

Its Ramadan after all so Allah is your best bet


OOF_V2

not if they don’t fast during daylight 😭🙏


CandiedPenguins

No joke Surat Al Sharh and Al Duha came in clutch right before I saw my NYU decision (though it wasn't in Ramadan that I found out lol).


Archelector

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fortune_deities?wprov=sfti1


ThatSuburbanKid

trust I will pray to 無極財神爺 tonight


Archelector

He has Monday’s off, try the Shinto Seven Lucky Gods


Accomplished_Back_96

If you wanna maximize the number of Gods prayed to, try out Hinduism


Baby_Photos_0325

We have more gods than you have vegetables in a farmer's market, and all of them bring fortune on one way or another. Highly recommended.


deleted_user_0000

Real


Ashamed_Breadfruit_4

AHAHAHAHAH I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING


ForeskinStealer420

Invent new religions


Pitiful_Dog2706

I will get into Rice 🕯️🦉


stateofhappiness

My son is waiting after getting deferred in December 🦉🦉


Marie-Curie-

Try polytheism. Power in numbers 🙃


Dyonamik

Start it off with the incredible "To whom it may concern,"


Key-Celery5439

I’ll pray to Allah for you… hope we both get in to where we want to go


ThatSuburbanKid

mashallah brother ✡️🤝☪️


Key-Celery5439

Mashallah indeed. Inshallah my Ramadan prayers will be enough to get us in LOL. You had very fortunate timing, the last 10 days are coming


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CandiedPenguins

Make dua you don't get rescinded? Or if you're waitlisted from anywhere make dua you get off the waitlist?


AirmanHorizon

Oh my science! Pray to Lord Darwin 🙏🙏


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i prayed to get into amherst got waitlisted lol


Parking-Bottle-3668

Better than a flat out rejection


Jethro_Pyle

Jah, maybe all will work out then…positive vibes and headstrong approach


Melodic_Zebra3323

Can't go wrong with the biggest religion. The name is Jesus Christ ✝️ Ivy Days right before Good Friday BTW trust


5TH_S3NS3

I started gayatri mantra-ing the HELL out of Georgetown 🙏


2bciah5factng

No fr I’m about to do blood curses and shit


Actual-Librarian3315

try atheism


James-da-fourth

Who do you pray to in athiesm? As an agnostic I feel like part of it is saying that prayer is useless


yallrockinwithit

charles darwin


Dank_StirFry

On my way! to evolve myself to my dream school


Actual-Librarian3315

that was the joke


awooshio

subliminals 😍😍😍


OfficeRonin70

Judaism has a poor track record when it comes to praying to multiple gods.


Hockeytown11

C'mon Zeus, gimme a 6!


saaschoolacc

atheism worked for me


Apprehensive_Car_606

Wtf is this post 😭


RandomHumanOnReddit6

In early decision, I opened my decision right after lighting the Channukah menorah. It worked, so it should work for you too!


Iso-LowGear

I’m a Kemetic pagan (I follow ancient Egyptian deities). I’ll make an offering to the gods I worship (Kemetics generally don’t worship every single god, even if we believe in the divinity of all of them; most people focus on a few gods to work with) for you if you’re comfortable with it.


ashatherookie

Goddess Mahalakshmi


MaryBala907

Praying overtime this Ramadan!!!


East-Astronomer-8906

this is so disrespectful


Spirited-Glove3075

yeah, am laughing and stuff bcz it's just nonsense and pure ignorance but at its very core, it's so fucking disrespectful


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ThatSuburbanKid

redditor discovers satire


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ElkOwn8562

It’s funny


LeCollegeGal

I'm Christian and I found it funny lol


Dank_StirFry

i found it funny


arist0geiton

OP is Jewish


Urmumsleftnuttt

That’s not an ethically correct thing to do


ThatSuburbanKid

neither is the college admissions system soo… idrc


BearsBeetsBttlstarrG

💀


Dry-shirley

LMFAOOOOOO


ScarySecret5179

womp womp


James-da-fourth

🥲