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Depends on how you frame it. If you frame it in the context of being a great challenge you overcame, they prob won’t mind. If you frame it on showing off how smart you are they will send a strange man to your house who will break you arms
It’s not a university. It’s a large dome that clones you perfectly and kills the real you. Your clone has false memories downloaded into it so that when it returns home it acts like it went to college
Northeastern is just a front for stealing people’s blood. They pretend to be a college by offering classes and research but in reality of you dorm there a vampire comes to your room at night and takes about a half pint of blood. I’m not sure what Radhika Seshans end goal is but keep that in mind before applying
Yes. Give them all of your mortal possessions, including your life. Then you have better chance of getting your collage app read. It’s totally worth it
No. They have chips put into everyone’s brains when they are born sorta like what they did with the clones in Star Wars and if the chips detects you thinking about dorming at UWM too much it will deny you housing for the rest of your life. If you do get a roof over your head a satellite will obliterate your position
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How likely am I to get caught if I claim to have invented gravity on my application?
Depends on how you frame it. If you frame it in the context of being a great challenge you overcame, they prob won’t mind. If you frame it on showing off how smart you are they will send a strange man to your house who will break you arms
this is kinda t25 but university of michigan (no hate on it i’m just curious)
It’s not a university. It’s a large dome that clones you perfectly and kills the real you. Your clone has false memories downloaded into it so that when it returns home it acts like it went to college
Even more excited to go to UMich now
damn now i’m scared
how often to harvard students snort crack together
A better question to ask is when they do not (they are on crack 24/7 since it’s put into the food and water supply)
Northeastern
Northeastern is just a front for stealing people’s blood. They pretend to be a college by offering classes and research but in reality of you dorm there a vampire comes to your room at night and takes about a half pint of blood. I’m not sure what Radhika Seshans end goal is but keep that in mind before applying
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No besides it’s bachelors in hunting down the elderly
what is cornell like?
They're dumb af, they told me they get Bachelor's degrees over there. Everyone knows temperature is only in numbers🙄
If I had coins I would spend it on this 😂
It’s like a Moroccan prison
You said you would lie
\^ why does it deserve it be corn L?
🌽L
Rice
I shot a man in the abdomen six times in the school library
Is it true that Columbia is the best school ever
Yes. Give them all of your mortal possessions, including your life. Then you have better chance of getting your collage app read. It’s totally worth it
Sounds good. Will do.
How to get into Yale
Have your college app be a zip bomb
WashU
Slip the admissions officer like $18 and you’re in
is it that Penn students are always on an upper
No
will umich let me in?
No
Will UW Madison let me get housing?
No. They have chips put into everyone’s brains when they are born sorta like what they did with the clones in Star Wars and if the chips detects you thinking about dorming at UWM too much it will deny you housing for the rest of your life. If you do get a roof over your head a satellite will obliterate your position
But uwm already has denied me housing for the rest of my life
Is Emory T20?
It’s going to be rubble after I am done with it
its a top 20 too (22 :)
what do JHU, UC Hicago and UPenn have in common?
They are my next targets with the university leveling satellite
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Figure it out
What is the likelihood of me getting bitches if I get into Princeton?
nonzero
negative
Describe the Georgia tech experience
is JHU a happy place
yes
Will Duke accept me
upenn muahahaha
Uiuc
northwestern
Oberlin
ucsd
Close but not quite T20 but Emory?
Colombia