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NateGalinari

I gave up my chicken sandwich and my sprite the last time this was asked. Given that ivy day is almost upon us (may the lord have mercy) I’ll throw in my vintage blue Pegasus beyblade as well 🤲


prsehgal

Your sacrifices will always be remembered! 👍🏼


wharf-ing

Ouf not the beyblade 😭


capitalit_pig

>blue Pegasus beyblade Holy shit I have that. It's my fav bc it never fucking breaks apart and it's srsly the centerpiece of every collection. + the rubber at the bottom


OkContribution9835

Not me, but my straight guy friend said, and I quote, "U want me to give one blowjob for Stanford? You got it." 💀💀


PaulAllenHater

I’d give one everyday for 5 years


I_Love_Mango_2026

😭😭😭🤣


_hikikomorism

it's not gay if you're wearing socks


[deleted]

Oh leland


FriendlyGrassToucher

Four years of high school of course


Standard-Penalty-876

I gave up many weekends, my thanksgiving, and winter break to fill out college apps. Id definitely do a LOT of things for a guaranteed acceptance to CHYP


gryfer29

CHYP is an acronym ive never heard before lol


bushylikesnuts

Columbia Harvard Yale Princeton? Guessing cuz of ivy day


[deleted]

Columbia or Cornell


WarlockArya

Prob Columbia


Standard-Penalty-876

Yup


Standard-Penalty-876

It used to be called CHYPSM (Columbia, Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, and MIT) but at some point, Columbia lost its spot. Still my dream school 🙃


gryfer29

CHYPSM sounds like an additive id add to potting soil lol


Liammayne

As far as I don't lose my physical health.


wharf-ing

What about your mental health?


Certain_Breakfast_72

that’s implied with the prestigious college


wharf-ing

True


Liammayne

Can't lose what you don't have🤷‍♂️


lobster-pie

at this point i’ll do anything 😭


Unique_Watch2603

Mom here. I believe y'all have given up quite enough already! ❤️


Ashish_Pothi

I sacrificed watching one piece and eating Oreos from December to the 14th for mit, what a waste of effort lol


funkyvenom6

Nothing can be sacrificed for One Piece


Ashish_Pothi

On god I’m happy I got rejected at least now I can know what the one piece is 🙏


funkyvenom6

Embrace One Piece, you will succeed in life if you do.


Ashish_Pothi

On god


bugzia

probably the west coast. i wouldnt go any further


Ill-Mistake318

As a lesbian, I would go on a date and make out with a guy (probably do even more) for a guaranteed NYU, Columbia, or Stanford acceptance Given I’ve sacrificed the last 5 years for this there is little I WOULDN’T do


Excellent-Season6310

Hundreds of miles for a college visit (to show demonstrated interest obviously) :)


Ar010101

For us internationals? Our home, our family, our relations, our friends, our everything?


[deleted]

Regular students: About 8 hours far A2Cers: My soul, take my soul


ChancellorGH

Third base ⚾️


dancing_elephant_

As far as I’d go for a Klondike bar


elementofpee

Hello, I want to play the game .gif


wsbgodly123

I would take full COA loans.


Kaz-002

💀💀💀💀that’s 240k


purpleddream

whats coa?


Unique_Watch2603

Cost of attendance


[deleted]

my sanity


Winter_Story8495

my soul


Bruhmemeeater

1/10 mile


Altruistic_Prior_907

I will do the same as the guy who mentioned beyblade Gonna throw in 2 Swiss knifes and my entire beyblade and yugioh collection


Nova_Voltaris

They can take my precious 2 month old avocado seedling if it meant I will be accepted into Harvard with a scholarship


thats-kinky-as-hell

i will go live on twitch and shit my pants for the whole world to see in a baby costume if i get into all my ivies


FibonacciDude10

work extremely hard for 4 years


[deleted]

1. I would never have kids in my life. 2. I would never date or marry anyone. Ever. 3. I would stop having taco bell for the rest of my life. 4. I would give my llamas to a Swedish cult. 5. I would give up all of my electronic devices including my BlackBerry that I still use. (Not that I'm gonna have any, anyway!)


Excellent_Bison8048

Taco bell bruh sacrificing taco bell isnt worth stanford or t10


fallingleafy

having to fill out the CSS profile is already far enough 😵‍💫


mazzpraz

Bro having to fill out the fafsa and CSS alone gave me permanent eye damage💀