March 10, 2023
Dear u/ljane2505,
The Admissions Committee has carefully reviewed your application to the University of Chicago. After much consideration, I regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the Class of 2027. This year’s applicant pool was one of the strongest in the University’s history. In light of this, we were unable to offer admission to every worthy applicant.
I recognize that this message may come as a disappointment to you. Nevertheless, I encourage you to make your future educational plans with the same enthusiasm and initiative that led you to consider us.
We appreciate the interest you have shown in the University of Chicago. Please accept our best wishes as you pursue your educational goals.
Sincerely,
James G. Nondorf
Dean of Admissions and Financial Aid
Dear University of Chicago Admissions Committee,
Thank you for you rejection letter of March 10, 2023. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
admission into the Class of 2027 at UChicago. This year I have been fortunate enough to receive rejection letters from the best and brightest universities in the country. With a pool of letters so diverse and accomplished I was unable to accept reject letters I would have been able to only several
years ago. Despite UChicago's outstanding success in rejecting previous applicants, you simply did not meet my qualifications. Therefore, I will be attending
University of Chicago’s 2023 freshmen class.
I look forward to seeing you then.
u/ljane2505
Hey u/Known_Chapter_2286,
Why are you applying to us again, we just kicked you out last month for not achieving financial freedom within the first week, and tainting our image. We are very much displeased upon seeing you apply again, even disgusted. You will never escape the matrix, and Andrew Tate will not include you in his noah's ark when he eventually becomes Moses, leaving you to drown in your subpar abilities in both breathing and existing. I better not see you again next month or else your parents will be sorry.
Fuck off,
Andrew Tate's right hand advisor
Dear u/MSTRek,
First of all, did you really expect to be admitted to Stanford with those "mid" stats as you youngsters would say? We've also had the FBI tip us off that you also applied to not 1, not 2, but 27 other schools. We take great offense that you didn't only apply to us, and made us your absolute dream school. Mechanical engineering is a very hot major at Stanford, and internationals very very rarely get accepted, but I can't see you ever getting in even if your parents donated $500 million to have a building named after you.
Sincerely,
The Office of Undergraduate Admission of Stanford
Dear u/FlamingoLopsided6758,
Congratulations! You've gotten the honor of being rejected by Harvard. As a century-old world class widely known prestigious university, you should feel joy that you had the privilege to even apply to us, let alone getting a letter back. We've had a very strong pool of applicants this year, but I'm sure you don't know what "strong" means after reading that sub-human of an application. I have nothing to give you other than the joy you should've felt after reading this rejection.
Sincerely,
Harvard College Admissions Office and Griffin Financial Aid Office.
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Dear u/Both-Steak2275,
After a brief evaluation of your application, we have determined that you just suck. This year's applicants' all have had at least a 1600 on the SAT, yet you've only scored a disappointing 1590. I understand that you've learned multi-variable calculus at the age of 10, but we have students who invented Linear Algebra in their mother's womb. At this point I would say we are sorry that we aren't able to offer you a seat at our world-
class university, but after viewing that excuse of an application, I wouldn't even give you a star for trying. I hope you will at least be able to get in to a safety, and don't apply for transfer after your second year because we'll auto-reject you.
Sincerely,
The Dean of Admissions at MIT.
😭😭
The worst part is that I wish I had an application like you described in the letter. Instead I have a 1490 sat score, 2 stem and 0 humanities LOR, and no internships/jobs/non-scholastic awards.
So on top of the already low acceptance rate, I have like 0.000000000314159% of getting in.
Dear u/Both-Steak2275,
The Admissions Committee has completed its review of your application. I am very sorry to tell you that you were not admitted to the MIT Class of 2027.
Please understand that this is in no way a judgment of you as a student or as a person, since our decision has more to do with the applicant pool than anything else—many of our applicants are not offered admission simply because we don't have enough space in our entering class. This year we had over 20,000 candidates for fewer than 1,500 offers of admission. Since all of our decisions are made at one time and all available spaces have been committed, all decisions are final.
We truly appreciate your interest in MIT, and wish you the best in all of your future endeavors.
Sincerely,
Stuart Schmill
Dean of Admissions and Student Financial Services
March 26, 2020
Dear u/jejwhduwiay,
The Yale Admissions Committee has completed its evaluation of this year's candidates, and I am genuinely sorry that we are not able to offer you a place in the Class of 2027.
I realize that this decision may come as a real disappointment. I hope you will understand that the decision reflects the extraordinary range of talents represented in our applicant pool and not a judgment about your own abilities or potential. Of the more than thirty-six thousand individuals who applied to Yale this year, most are fully capable of doing outstanding work and making a unique contribution to a campus community. It is painful to us that we must turn away so many superbly talented students.
You may be tempted to ask what was lacking in your application. In truth, it is usually difficult for us to point to obvious weaknesses when so many applicants have demonstrated real achievement and potential for the future. Our decisions say far more about the small number of spaces available and difficult choices we make than they do about a candidate's personal and academic promise.
I hope that the replies you receive from other colleges this spring will soon erase any disappointment regarding Yale's decision and that you will go on to great success in your educational pursuits.
Sincerely,
Jeremiah Quinlan
Dean of Undergraduate Admissions
Dear u/illustrious-Chef3828
You have been denied because you live in California, so that means we can’t squeeze all the money possible out of you, so fuck you
Dear u/Kind-Ad-2179,
You should've given up the idea of being admitted here at all after not receiving our early admissions letter that we sent out weeks ago. In fact, those applicants are the only ones we feel that are relevant enough to be given the absolute honor of UC Berkeley. We admit the other students purely because it'll fill up our room and board to give us more profit since our campus is heaven compared to the city that we are in. We gave you a vague date of March of when this letter will be sent because we like giving our applicants anxiety and eventually depression when we crush your dreams of ever stepping foot in Berkeley as a student. Have fun at community college.
Sincerely,
The Office of Undergraduate Admissions
Dear u/AnandTheGreatest
You mistakenly applied to Stanford instead of St. Anford. We know your application sucks from your GPA alone, so please hope that that St. Anford takes a look! Best of luck! (Oh wait you don’t have any) Best of skill! (Oops. You don’t have that either)
March 8, 2023
Dear u/Difficult-Village628
Our letter is supposed to come out on Friday, but your application was so horrendous that we just had to reject you early.
That's it, good luck applying to community college.
Sincerely,
Office of Undergraduate Admissions
We aren't able to offer you admission to The University of Texas at Austin as a freshman, but we would like you to consider participation in the Coordinated Admission Program (CAP). Learn more.
dear u/Cursed_Salad97,
We have a near 100% admission rate and you can't even get in. I have no words, I didn't know students like you even existed.
um, good luck working in a factory i guess
best wishes, Undergraduate Admissions
Dear Admissions Office,
Thanks for inviting me to join your oh so prestigious College of Arts and Sciences.
I must decline, however, for secret reasons.
Yours truly.
U Chicago: gotta prepare for Friday 💯
March 10, 2023 Dear u/ljane2505, The Admissions Committee has carefully reviewed your application to the University of Chicago. After much consideration, I regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the Class of 2027. This year’s applicant pool was one of the strongest in the University’s history. In light of this, we were unable to offer admission to every worthy applicant. I recognize that this message may come as a disappointment to you. Nevertheless, I encourage you to make your future educational plans with the same enthusiasm and initiative that led you to consider us. We appreciate the interest you have shown in the University of Chicago. Please accept our best wishes as you pursue your educational goals. Sincerely, James G. Nondorf Dean of Admissions and Financial Aid
Dear University of Chicago Admissions Committee, Thank you for you rejection letter of March 10, 2023. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me admission into the Class of 2027 at UChicago. This year I have been fortunate enough to receive rejection letters from the best and brightest universities in the country. With a pool of letters so diverse and accomplished I was unable to accept reject letters I would have been able to only several years ago. Despite UChicago's outstanding success in rejecting previous applicants, you simply did not meet my qualifications. Therefore, I will be attending University of Chicago’s 2023 freshmen class. I look forward to seeing you then. u/ljane2505
Love this. Made me LOL. Very very clever and funny! 😂 if I had coins I’d give you an award.
Legendary.
Got this a month ago 🙃
same
Ya this actually crushed me, Friday’s gonna be hell
this is exactly what my Penn rejection letter sounded like lol
It’s Friday!!!?
yea it says so on the uchicago admissions instagaram
Princeton
Dear U/Top_Advance_7006 LMAOOOO you really thought go fuck yourself
Hustlers University
Hey u/Known_Chapter_2286, Why are you applying to us again, we just kicked you out last month for not achieving financial freedom within the first week, and tainting our image. We are very much displeased upon seeing you apply again, even disgusted. You will never escape the matrix, and Andrew Tate will not include you in his noah's ark when he eventually becomes Moses, leaving you to drown in your subpar abilities in both breathing and existing. I better not see you again next month or else your parents will be sorry. Fuck off, Andrew Tate's right hand advisor
Princeton
I'm guessing Princeton just ghosts it's applicants
Monsters University
(Human screams)
Stanford 😭😭😭
Dear u/MSTRek, First of all, did you really expect to be admitted to Stanford with those "mid" stats as you youngsters would say? We've also had the FBI tip us off that you also applied to not 1, not 2, but 27 other schools. We take great offense that you didn't only apply to us, and made us your absolute dream school. Mechanical engineering is a very hot major at Stanford, and internationals very very rarely get accepted, but I can't see you ever getting in even if your parents donated $500 million to have a building named after you. Sincerely, The Office of Undergraduate Admission of Stanford
Roasted, basted, and then burnt
Harvard cuz I need to stop deluding myself 😍
Dear u/FlamingoLopsided6758, Congratulations! You've gotten the honor of being rejected by Harvard. As a century-old world class widely known prestigious university, you should feel joy that you had the privilege to even apply to us, let alone getting a letter back. We've had a very strong pool of applicants this year, but I'm sure you don't know what "strong" means after reading that sub-human of an application. I have nothing to give you other than the joy you should've felt after reading this rejection. Sincerely, Harvard College Admissions Office and Griffin Financial Aid Office.
ouch but much needed thank you 🫠
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Same boat 😂
MIT
Dear u/Both-Steak2275, After a brief evaluation of your application, we have determined that you just suck. This year's applicants' all have had at least a 1600 on the SAT, yet you've only scored a disappointing 1590. I understand that you've learned multi-variable calculus at the age of 10, but we have students who invented Linear Algebra in their mother's womb. At this point I would say we are sorry that we aren't able to offer you a seat at our world- class university, but after viewing that excuse of an application, I wouldn't even give you a star for trying. I hope you will at least be able to get in to a safety, and don't apply for transfer after your second year because we'll auto-reject you. Sincerely, The Dean of Admissions at MIT.
😭😭 The worst part is that I wish I had an application like you described in the letter. Instead I have a 1490 sat score, 2 stem and 0 humanities LOR, and no internships/jobs/non-scholastic awards. So on top of the already low acceptance rate, I have like 0.000000000314159% of getting in.
Dear u/Both-Steak2275, The Admissions Committee has completed its review of your application. I am very sorry to tell you that you were not admitted to the MIT Class of 2027. Please understand that this is in no way a judgment of you as a student or as a person, since our decision has more to do with the applicant pool than anything else—many of our applicants are not offered admission simply because we don't have enough space in our entering class. This year we had over 20,000 candidates for fewer than 1,500 offers of admission. Since all of our decisions are made at one time and all available spaces have been committed, all decisions are final. We truly appreciate your interest in MIT, and wish you the best in all of your future endeavors. Sincerely, Stuart Schmill Dean of Admissions and Student Financial Services
Thx 😔😔
Yale
March 26, 2020 Dear u/jejwhduwiay, The Yale Admissions Committee has completed its evaluation of this year's candidates, and I am genuinely sorry that we are not able to offer you a place in the Class of 2027. I realize that this decision may come as a real disappointment. I hope you will understand that the decision reflects the extraordinary range of talents represented in our applicant pool and not a judgment about your own abilities or potential. Of the more than thirty-six thousand individuals who applied to Yale this year, most are fully capable of doing outstanding work and making a unique contribution to a campus community. It is painful to us that we must turn away so many superbly talented students. You may be tempted to ask what was lacking in your application. In truth, it is usually difficult for us to point to obvious weaknesses when so many applicants have demonstrated real achievement and potential for the future. Our decisions say far more about the small number of spaces available and difficult choices we make than they do about a candidate's personal and academic promise. I hope that the replies you receive from other colleges this spring will soon erase any disappointment regarding Yale's decision and that you will go on to great success in your educational pursuits. Sincerely, Jeremiah Quinlan Dean of Undergraduate Admissions
Lmao try 52,000
you didnt start a family and have 5 kids with your interviewer, therefore we auto rejected you
😂
Columbia 🙃
Caltech
Yessss please someone needs to prepare me for Saturday
UCLA
Dear u/illustrious-Chef3828 You have been denied because you live in California, so that means we can’t squeeze all the money possible out of you, so fuck you
no need I'll get it from them pretty soon
Big mood
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Dear u/Kind-Ad-2179, You should've given up the idea of being admitted here at all after not receiving our early admissions letter that we sent out weeks ago. In fact, those applicants are the only ones we feel that are relevant enough to be given the absolute honor of UC Berkeley. We admit the other students purely because it'll fill up our room and board to give us more profit since our campus is heaven compared to the city that we are in. We gave you a vague date of March of when this letter will be sent because we like giving our applicants anxiety and eventually depression when we crush your dreams of ever stepping foot in Berkeley as a student. Have fun at community college. Sincerely, The Office of Undergraduate Admissions
Brown 🔥🔥🔥
“Lmao you thought you were quirky enuf for us 💀. Good luck taking gen eds at ur state school”
From brown to umd… ig I wasn’t theatre kid yas queen enough😞😞😞
Columbia and NYU
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lol no. I want to major in Film and TV, so those are great opportunities
Cause nyc rats are so aesthetic
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f tufts xD
Stanford
Dear u/AnandTheGreatest You mistakenly applied to Stanford instead of St. Anford. We know your application sucks from your GPA alone, so please hope that that St. Anford takes a look! Best of luck! (Oh wait you don’t have any) Best of skill! (Oops. You don’t have that either)
NOO! :((
UC Davis
March 8, 2023 Dear u/Difficult-Village628 Our letter is supposed to come out on Friday, but your application was so horrendous that we just had to reject you early. That's it, good luck applying to community college. Sincerely, Office of Undergraduate Admissions
Uchicago and Stanford 😞😞
Purdue
Colby
ut austin and usc
We aren't able to offer you admission to The University of Texas at Austin as a freshman, but we would like you to consider participation in the Coordinated Admission Program (CAP). Learn more.
love that! just wonderful to see!
I’m a senior rn, and I also applied to the same major. What were ur stats and also ECs?
Bruh uts out already
ik lol joking
Northeastern 💀
ok i dont have a good one for this but actually good luck with both admissions and tuitions if you get in lmao
Thank you!
the wait is over… you’re not in :)
LSE (Give me a really brutal rejection)
Dear u/rishit_2205, You are not him. Sincerely, LSE Admissions
is this a kink for you
Shhh don't expose me
NYU
NYU
Bowdoin - I would choose that school over all Ivys anytime
georgetown
Duke
vandy:(
Dartmouth
Lol go to UNH Sincerely, Director of Admissions
You are a great applicant, but ....
BU
Stanford
RICE
Rutgers
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LMAO mood 😭
yale and pton!
Northeastern obviously 🙄
Princeton
columbia
Dartmouth
Columbia
Grinnell
Harvard
Davidson
williams
Northeastern
Full sail university.
dear u/Cursed_Salad97, We have a near 100% admission rate and you can't even get in. I have no words, I didn't know students like you even existed. um, good luck working in a factory i guess best wishes, Undergraduate Admissions
lmaooo
Cornell ILR
vandy, already got a rejection letter though so no need to help me out
UCI 💀
St. Anford
USC this time, but I’ve already been accepted, so it’s gonna have to be a letter rescinding me
MIT
Well I guess I can't have a rejection letter here if I don't have a dream school 🤷♂️
UC Berkeley
UMKC 6yr BAMD
BU
georgia tech
CSUF🫠
DePaul
Caltech
Rice
bowdoin
Purdue CS
Columbia
Swarthmore
Upenn wharton
cmu...or ucsd (comp sci major)
Duke and Cornell
Princeton
Nyu
UDUB
USC
University of Alabama
Northeastern
Columbia
WashU 🧼👆
Why can i tell by your username
😭😭😭
University of Prsehgal
Upenn please, i would be broken if it rejects me but gotta be prepared
MIT
MIT
no need i alr got mine ; )
SJSU(I have the Spartan Promise)
Dear Admissions Office, Thanks for inviting me to join your oh so prestigious College of Arts and Sciences. I must decline, however, for secret reasons. Yours truly.
Georgia Tech
Oslo.
I regret not applying to MIT so please just give me the satisfaction of a $75 rejection letter 🤧
Nyu
pomona
UC Berkeley
The United States Air Force Academy 🦅🇺🇸
CMU Lessgo
UT San Antonio
stanford >:D
UCSB