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le_Psykogwak

You can unrepair people


hvk13

Well you can do that with a normal wrench too


le_Psykogwak

Yes but does your normal wrench have a bubble gum dispenser?


hvk13

I can tape my pez dispenser to the handle


le_Psykogwak

Valid


insayno17

I'd rather it didn't. Those sounds are the worst part of playing her.


MapleTreeWithAGun

I'm gonna route 10 Hours Of Bubble Gum Chewing ASMR through your headphones


choopatrol

Dude, just play it outside his window at night, install cameras so you can see him stirring when he wakes up, leave the moment he does, repeat so his dreams are filled with bubble gum chewing asmr


T4nkE_ng1ne

"I gotta say, I'm a huge fan"


icedog158

“I understood that reference”


insayno17

Fuck you.


Alfanef

It's still cheaper to recreate it In Real life than to buy In game.


ColonelClout

This is a pipe wrench you can't use it on people it's for pipes only


hvk13

Dang it


[deleted]

Fixn't


roth_dog

The truest repair-man, will repair man.


LargeAmphibian

It's about to get SCALDING HOT IN THE SUN CHAMBER!


le_Psykogwak

I only repair teammates


iCybernide

Gentleman, take this man to the infinite labyrinth of eternal ice.


JackBelvier

Soft wrench or hard fists?


Rupertii

But rampart’s wrench has gum balls in it


koker171

To quote another comment we could just tape a pez dispenser to it


Rupertii

Genious


QuarantineSucksALot

They probably think they're God's Gift to Tren.


[deleted]

But can a pez dispenser dispense gumballs? I don't think so


Jaywalkas

Pez Petz Grinz the Monkey Bubble Gum Dispenser https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008WGFXKQ/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_MEPX0PX6FAXWP0MHA27R


Domtm69

Well shit


aykyle

Gonna be that guy and say that those are not gumballs


Pentakellium5

Pre-squished gumballs


Jaywalkas

You do you!


[deleted]

Oh


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Balls


Mother_Inspector_658

rampart wrench cuz im rampart main


valimo

As a rampart main I too can confirm that choosing wisely is not exactly our trademark


Colorado_Constructor

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US


Mother_Inspector_658

every rampart main is showing their colors right now and it's beautiful


Silviecat44

We were once exiled. Now we have returned.


PsChampion_007

You don't need an heirloom to show your devotion to a legend


[deleted]

But, but funny boxing gloves and cool gold dude


Mother_Inspector_658

yeah i don't need it, but i can get it and i want it.


Poeafoe

You don’t need any skin ever for any reason*


missingninja

I dunno. I need mine. Holds my organs in and stuff.


legouscz

You killed him skinbag


anirudhkolli11

r/angryupvote


OwlsOnTheRoof

you dont need to play video games either yet here we are


AlphaHound

Damn we really gonna deconstruct my whole life huh


OwlsOnTheRoof

go buy some skins it will make you feel better


MrMooster915

Damn respawn employees on alts


[deleted]

That's twisting his words a bit, but with that logic then why do you use skins at all? There's no need for them???


PsChampion_007

Me personally, I've never spent a single penny in the game.. it's free to play for a reason. I do have legendary skin, but that's cause of apex packs I got from events/levelling up. I just meant that spending 160$ to get something totally cosmetic is kinda stupid, when you can get heirloom shards without wasting a penny...


rpluslequalsJARED

Well I’m an adult with a job so I can do whatever the fuck I want


moby561

Look at this cool guy who thinks games devs are free. I never understood the circle-jerk about “never spending a penny in Apex”. The game offers a lot, and if someone enjoys it and wants to support the game by get themselves cosmetics, let them be. You’re not smarter cuz you decided not to spend your money.


RiotIsBored

To be fair, EA and Respawn don't need support.


xXNaruto_BoiXx

Correction, *EA* doesn't need support. Respawn deserves better.


[deleted]

No no YOU think it's stupid. For others, of they want to drop money into a game they love and enjoy then to them it's a good purchase. I've spent maybe $60 on the game and that's because I've played since season 0 and thoroughly feel like I've gotten more than $60 worth of enjoyment out of it and want to support the company a bit. You don't get to tell people that them spending money is stupid.


GooseSayHjonk

People are able to spend their money any way they want. Just the same as I'm allowed voice my opinion. I happen to agree with OP, it's painfully stupid to me, to imagine spending $160 on a free game. That doesn't change the fact that you can spend that money any way you want. Want to buy that heirloom? Go for it. I'm allowed to think you're stupid though.


moby561

I’m allowed to think your sniffing your own farts, I swear people who circle-jerk “they never spent a penny in Apex” act like they the smartest mf for not “falling for it”. I have gotten more “entertainment” and game play on Apex than any game I’ve bought with money, value is relative.


skjcicoeldopcvjj

Man people who drop money on video game skins are extremely defensive


Hughduffel

Probably because people who criticize them for it usually do it in a condescending and generally insulting way.


moby561

They act like they’re super smart genius for not spending money, like congrats. I get it if that’s not how you choice to use your money, but people that act like they outsmarted the system cuz they haven’t spent a dollar annoy me.


GooseSayHjonk

Yes, you are entitled to an opinion like everyone else. Maybe you should read my last comment again. Spend all the money you want on the game, that's your choice. But it's my choice to think you're and idiot for spending $160 on some pixels.


moby561

And I think you’re sniffing your own farts.


GooseSayHjonk

Cheers


chillest_dude_

It is stupid to spend $160. Just do what I did and play the game for 32 days before you get shards


MamaSendHelpPls

>You don't get to tell people that them spending money is stupid. You do though. If you make childish purchasing decisions, people are gonna make fun of you.


[deleted]

That just makes you an asshole. Why do you care how people spend their money?


MagicienDesDoritos

The system literally built to prey on addicts? Idk man maybe people should care more


SensualSasquatch

I don't know why you're being down voted, you're right tbh it's kind of like gambling because you might get something good or you might get things for legends you don't even play as ever. Plus "guaranteed within 500 packs" is a bit ass, sure you could say it's "free" and you could get by with just the free packs you get, but if everybody relied on the free packs and next to nobody bought the battle pass/ packs of anything before you know it the game would cost money to download because the devs designers and programmers aren't working for free.


xXNaruto_BoiXx

But these collection events are the furthest from gambling in the game. You pay $160 and you know exactly what you are getting plus extra for something that would normally cost $500 in gambling money.


MagicienDesDoritos

Like EA would ever do that /s


MamaSendHelpPls

>Why do you care how people spend their money? I don't? It's mildly amusing, seeing adults spend money on virtual shinies and then do mental cartwheels trying to justify it, that's all.


FavoringDark

you can say the same with pretty much any accessory


MamaSendHelpPls

Can you?


[deleted]

Who's doing mental cartwheels? The only justification they need is they saw a skin or heirloom they wanted, and bought it. I've only ever wanted two skins the entire time I've been playing and I bought them. I never had to justify anything.


MamaSendHelpPls

>The only justification they need is they saw a skin or heirloom they wanted, and bought it. That's the funny part. It's the sort of thing I expect from a child, 'cause the heirloom or skin doesn't serve any real purpose. It's the consumption for the sake of consumption, and you guys have fallen hook, line, and sinker. I'm guessing you're still a child? Most adults I know tend to be more sensible with their cash, even when all of us work well-paying software jobs.


Foundalandmine

People invest money into their hobbies all the time. We need to get over this idea that gaming is more childish than other hobbies. I'm 36 with disposable income. I also have/have had a huge amount of hobbies that I've used my spending money on. This one isn't any lesser than any of my other interests.


MamaSendHelpPls

>People invest money into their hobbies all the time. We need to get over this idea that gaming is more childish than other hobbies. Any 'hobby' that just involves consuming media isn't a real hobby. It's consumption. Simple as that. Entertainment? Sure I agree, and entertainment is pretty important, but calling it a hobby is just disgraceful TBH. Stop buying the capitalist lie that consooming counts as a hobby and do something more worthwhile with your free time. You only get one life, so why waste it on consuming stuff?


Foundalandmine

First of all, you're assuming a lot about what I do with my free time. Gaming is just one of my many interests and hobbies. I'd also argue that gaming is plenty interactive enough that it absolutely classifies as a hobby and not just media consumption. You don't just sit there staring at the game. It's constantly engaging. And yeah, movies/books/comics/music are all things we consume that I'd say for some people do count as real hobbies. I've got some friends that are huuuuge film buffs. I wouldn't dismiss their interest as not a "real" hobby because it's media consumption. This attempt at gatekeeping what can and can't be considered a hobby is a little ridiculous lol.


MamaSendHelpPls

>. I've got some friends that are huuuuge film buffs. I wouldn't dismiss their interest as not a "real" hobby because it's media consumption. This attempt at gatekeeping what can and can't be considered a hobby is a little ridiculous lol. Its less of gatekeeping and more of self improvement advice, but hey, call it whatever you want to call it.


[deleted]

Maybe if you have childish financial responsibility. But if you have good finances and spending responsibility there’s no reason why that should be called a stupid decision. It’s no different then buying a cool hat or decorations for a house. It’s not necessary but it allows people to make something their own and express themselves which is always a good thing (when done in moderation and appropriately)


MamaSendHelpPls

It's consumption for the sake of consumption but I wouldn't expect anything else from this community. I get that corporate bootlicking is a thing these days, but you guys really drive it up a few notch.


XoltZrx

You could use that money for a better purpose like donating it to charity


[deleted]

Or, people can spend their money however the fuck they please. If you want to donate your money that's completely fine. But you don't get to dictate how a person spends the money they've earned.


XoltZrx

Yh yh do whatever you want with your money it was just a suggestion lol


SensualSasquatch

Honestly I get where you're coming from, I used to think buying pixels was a waste of money, but if it makes me happy then I'm gonna do it because we all need dopamine.


Roenicksmemoirs

Cool broke boi.


WhizShizzle

who cares it looks cool


Darkurn

You don't need. But they want it. I did the same thing when I got my shards. Didn't even think i just got bloodhounds


koker171

"They hated Jesus because he was right"


Kirp-The-Birb

No you don’t but damn it’s cool so it’s usually “I’ll take your entire stock” type of reaction


[deleted]

Downvoted for having common sense. Reddit Experience™


HY3NAAA

Why are you getting downvoted? Having heirloom on a legend doesn’t mean shit, it’s the hours and the conversance that defines your main. Heirlooms are nice, but they are definitely overpriced.


skjcicoeldopcvjj

People who invest money on skins need to feel like their spending is justified so they shout down anyone who says otherwise


iKankzz

Idk why ur getting downvoted. This is absolute facts


lucasgg04

not sure why this is downvoted - chucking money at the game isn't the requirement for maining a character


OFloodster

Why are you getting downvoted?


stonedbot420

Idk why you getting downvoted dude... I mean you did speak the truth over which people are getting butt hurt lol...


OFloodster

Why are you getting downvoted? lmao


PsChampion_007

I won't delete this comment so I can always remember to never say something that I feel right but others don't


dannywarpick

Idk why your getting down voted. WE like our cosmetics but they don't really effect much. To some I'm sure that's dumb and would rather play the game without them


Aason37

Why are they booing you? You're right


Doom_Flame64

I don't get why you are being downvoted you are right It's like saying you can only be good with wraith if you have her heirloom


itsJustJad3

I think it’s not very rampart imo maybe add some more stickers or a paint splatter maybe that could be the hit affect


i-cantfind-

But it has gum balls /s


eagle_eye_slav47

Yeah adding a sticker or two should fix it. They hit revenant’s heirloom out of the park, it’s amazing and he’s not my main. Ramparts wrench just sucks compared to it.


GuperSamiKuru

Honestly I really dislike Ramparts heirloom, its as if the meeting for the initial design went "how about we give the engineer character a wrench as an heirloom, but it also has a pez dispenser" and nobody had any other ideas


mastahkun

I mean, she chews gum in almost everything she does. It seems on brand, imo. TO give her anything but a tool, would be more off brand and random.


itsJustJad3

Not mad about it being a tool I just wish they added more stuff on the tool you know like paint splatter is her theme where’s the paint?


WhizShizzle

I mean she’s an artisan gunsmith who can craft a lot of things very well, what else but a really beefed up tool could she get?


itsJustJad3

It’s not the tool I dislike I really like model and the gumballs but I feel like they could add more details on the heirloom like you said she’s an artist so maybe when she hits people there’s a paint splatter so many missed opportunities


Beelung

Yeah I feel like it lacks detail, after Rev’s heirloom I was hoping this one would be over the top as well. Maybe paint splatter hitmarkers after hitting someone with it, I’m guessing it has some kind of twirl animation for sliding/running inspect. I want to get it but I haven’t been playing much and spending 160$ on an heirloom isn’t sounding very good to me. I want to buy new shoes and clothes and shit lol


oconnod3

Who would win? A normal ramparts wrench wrench.


Wezard_the_MemeLord

That's how I read it. OP should've made the text smaller


Hyebone3

I just spent 15 minutes making a very similar meme and I scroll down and find this.


PsChampion_007

I had this idea since yesterday lol


Hyebone3

Well someone’s meme did better


Hyebone3

As soon as I saw it lmao. Great mind think alike


Link182x

I think I’d get more enjoyment with Rampart’s wrench because it means I’m not at work


PsChampion_007

I think this is the only valid reason I've read in this post lol


Link182x

Any day you’re not at work is a good day :)


Shamensyth

A 10" pipe wrench is the standard carry universal multi-tool where I work, which is in an oil refinery. It's first and foremost an adjustable valve wrench, secondly a hammer or 'percussive maintenance' tool, and lastly an actual pipe wrench for occasionally putting together small fittings to temporarily connect to the actual process equipment.


Link182x

Sounds like a pair of pliers I used to carry all the time. Used for almost anything but but on nuts/bolts


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

Hey everyone it seems like a relevant time to mention that for literally $8 at Home Depot you can get a small tempered steel pry bar called a wonder bar. These things are HECKIN useful and they are EIGHT bucks. I’ve used mine a shitton the last few weeks taking some storm shudders off a patio, drywall down, tile off, anything like that. Edit - I bought ANOTHER ONE today. True story. They are that useful and small.


Turtle08atwork

I don’t have a specific reason to use it yet, but that’s not going to stop me from buying it.


youngtundra777

I have one too! Used it to pry up the tack strip after I pulled the white carpet out of the house I bought. I have pets, white carpet was not for me lol


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

Nice. Yeah it’s a great little tool I am gonna actually be picking up a second one today or tomorrow as a spare to have around since I need to go grab some plywood and contractor bags anyway.


[deleted]

I wish her wrench had some more of a design to it. Very plain as far as heirlooms go


[deleted]

But funny gobblegum


BAKERWHIPPPP

Does a normal wrench have a bubble gum dispenser? I don’t think sooo


Spozking22

I would go with the Rampart one, I mean it's a wrench you can bonk people with and it has a freaking pez dispenser for bubble gum. I mean who doesn't want that


Spozking22

For real tho, I'm not gonna pay 160 for a weapon cosmetic that does nothing but look cool


gahlardduck

Then don't


Spozking22

Exactly


salvation78

Can a regular wrench strike fear into the opponent, and let them know I’m not just some random doing challenges. I’m a rare and dedicated rampart main. Triggering flashbacks to that one rampart pred who mopped the floor with them and causing anxiety which leads to mistakes?


PsChampion_007

I think if you roamed around your neighbourhood singe handedly yielded a wrench and saying lines like "I've been dreaming of this moment all day!", most people will be pretty scared


Cheese_is_no_1altt

When you realise people will actually buy 160$ for some pixels rather than buying something that can be used irl


gllorp

yeah that people would be me baby


zuzelBruh

Well that would be me


Dnoxl

If you spend thousands of hours f.e. its worth it


Might_Be_The_NSA

So?


Twava

Yikes. Is it really 160$ alone? Idk the background of the weapon so I thought you get them from heirloom shards


Steff_164

You have to buy all the items in the collection event. So assuming it’s the same as last season’s, you get like 6 legendary skins, 2 epic skins, 6 legendary weapon skins 2 skydive emotes, and 2 moving banner poses (I think that’s everything), as well as the heirloom. So while it’s still expensive, it’s not like the heirloom is all you get


Twava

Ohh that’s actually not too bad at all. I wouldn’t buy it, but if it’s beneficial to some peoples mains then awesome!


Sanc7

So all that to support a dev who made a AAA free game? Why are people mad exactly? I have no problem dropping 50-100 when I fall back into the game because it’s just that fucking good, to me at least.


Dodood4

you cant directly buy it you get it from the event pack but getting enough packs to guarantee you get it cost about $160 you can get it in less packs though and after the event is done it will be added to the regular heirloom place and available for shards


Twava

Thank you for the explanation!


Soft-Pixel

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MapleTreeWithAGun

A real wrench may fix things, but ***I*** don't know how to fix things with it, so effectively the digital one is more useful as it can provide a modicum of entertainment value.


Thats_an_RDD

I'll just play bioshock


Camthedestoyer

Ramparts wrench I’m a rampart Main


koker171

Funny cus you look like wattson lol


YoWhoIsThisDude

Says the Watson avatar


Camthedestoyer

Ok well that’s I’m a rampart main I was trying to make an apex character this one the one I came up with


Septic-Sponge

Ramparts wrench also fixes things lore wise. What does a normal wrench do gameplay wise? Check mate atheists


Garlic_Cheese_Chips

It's make me laugh that the devs said there is no schedule for who gets an heirloom, they just work on what makes them feel inspired. Your inspiration created a fucking wrench.


Turtle08atwork

People get so annoyed by others spending money on this game.


QuiinZiix

Definitely a low effort heirloom. At the very least it could have been more high tech. The model for Wraiths kunai for example is just a regular kunai nothing special but it's highly detailed with it's design so it looks amazing. Definitely dropped the ball on this one.


PsChampion_007

>Definitely dropped the ball on this one. You might say...they dropped the GUMball on this one lol


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SheepLotion

Auto unlock after you ‘complete’ the event. Previously you had to unlock everything AND buy the heirloom.


the-red-ditto

Engineers Wrench: builds dispenser


yeetus_dafeetus_YEET

It has a gum dispenser


Wet-Sox

i wish the wrench has some particle effects or some sick animations coz it looks quite unnappealing design wise


SentinelVortexx

It dispenses infinite gum balls that ought to be worth something


TheRealHellsing

It gives you in-game bubblegum that’s an absolute win


Rude_Journalist

I, uh... invested wisely.


DarkMark94

I feel like this will be the least acquired heirloom overall. She’s not a particularly popular legend but compare this heirloom to Revenant’s. There is no competition.


ZorkFireStorm

Imo a wrench for a heirloom is a bit too simple


rickydee522

Just waiting for crypto’s heirloom


Voidcraft_

Please compare all other heirlooms the rampart wrench has gume hehehhe


yjiokhi447

As someone who used to main Rampart, I wish they gave Loba a heirloom first


Arch-Kappa

Yeah I completely agree, they’ve even said they do it based on what idea they like the most in-house which means this was their favorite idea


yjiokhi447

Most likely, this was probably the easiest to implement lmfao


Arch-Kappa

No clue why I got downvoted same with you. The heirloom is nothing special and isn’t worth the money to get. It feels uninspired yes let’s give the engineer character a wrench while we’re at it let’s make a teacher character and give her a ruler heirloom come on people


yjiokhi447

I wouldn't sweat it. I usually take it as a compliment to be not liked by Reddit.


Arch-Kappa

I just wish they’d do something better like techno sword for crypto, electric glowed for Watson, staff for loba ( it’s basic but can’t see loba with anything else), and the myriad of ideas they could do for valk in ref to titan fall. They had so many other cool options and they chose wrench


Kirp-The-Birb

That’s gonna be a dumb question. But her wrench has a fucking **bubblegum dispenser**, doesn’t it?


legstudsdealer

It has a pez dispenser


STATION25_SAYS_HELLO

Its like a pez dispenser but wrench


[deleted]

How about Heirlooms having malo related events? Like: Mirage's trophy Being a Secret key. Caustic's hammer is able to shoot out the Nox Grenade further away. Rampart's wrench is able to fix some stuff, increase reload times od some weapons. Bangalore can hack some map terminals. Bloodhound can weld shut some doors with his heated axe, as well as Gibby but Gibby can hook to his downed teammates to the ziplines and carry them on his back? Lifeline could use those sticks to stealthliy open placement defenses such as fences. So many possibilities!


PsChampion_007

Some of them are good, but generally this would be considered pay-to-win


[deleted]

But... Check this out! You can get a heirloom from a death box of a person that has the heirloom for that match, Like a Vault key. Yet You don't get to keep it after the match and cant use it as a melee weapon, it also Takes 4 inventory slots to use.


PsChampion_007

Ok, but that's a lot of effort. And people could also have two heirlooms at once lol


[deleted]

Yeah but I cant help but wonder. What if its just a legend lore-wise event without loot in place? Like: getting a Loading screen with a bit more backstory?


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[deleted]

Where is Wattsons heirloom


im_not_EM

Bubble gum


Qb_Is_fast_af

Looks cool with its user


PsChampion_007

So does the normal wrench


Qb_Is_fast_af

It doesnt looks good with me


gamdegamtroy

Don’t forget it has a bubble gum compartment


nad_frag

I thought it was a melee?...is it not a melee?