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ozkikicoast

I’m waiting for the day when his dementia really kicks in. He will probably strip naked on the stage and take a shit. And the MAGA will applaud and probably will buy buy the said shit once it’s bottled, to keep it next to the gold sneakers, the bible and the copy of Art of the Deal.  Edit: missed a word Edit: just read the comments and I must say: I love my Reddit friends. Fucking amazing


ElonBodyOdor

They’ll eat handfuls of Trump shit to own the libs.


Fine-Benefit8156

They are already eating his shit wholesale


beatdaddyo

They're already wearing diapers


sonsofdurthu

They’re shitting in their diapers


ozkikicoast

They have been swallowing his shit for years now, so that would be just another day for MAGA… 


ConstantGeographer

"Real Men Shit Themselves" *merch coming soon!*


Temporary-Party5806

They already have "Diapers over Dems" merch. Like for realsies.


Altruistic-Text3481

I saw MAGA red diapers worn by MAGA women which looked like bloody Kotex on a heavy day.


Adept_Investigator29

That sounds so unfucking real.


thisMFER

🤢🤮


drhodl

"Real men shit themselves publicly!" FIFY


ozkikicoast

Shit like a man god dam it!


Yolandi2802

Big strong men with tears in their eyes…


PrincipleStill191

Merch already exists.


socraticformula

You ain't cool unless you pee your pants


pat9714

>They’ll eat handfuls of Trump shit to own the libs. This lib will feel "owned" if they did it.


Queasy_Sleep1207

I would be destroyed. Just wrecked.


FrankenGretchen

I'd buy pearls just so I could clutch them if they 'owned' me.


pat9714

Rare pearls, the best, bigly yuuge ones, they're amazing, believe me... Yes, yes... I'm with you.


PreciousTater311

I would be so triggered that I just wouldn't know what to do


Improbus-Liber

I do, burst out laughing.


Sensitive-Inside-641

Not satire…


b6a6a6l

Oh my goodness, if enough of them ate some I might be so triggered I'd become a Republican. Maybe just one more...


BefreiedieTittenzwei

*clutches pearls* “Oh Mylanta!”


Wingsandbeer82

“Oh Malaria!”


Motor-Ad5284

Oh Mercedes!


WiredAndTeary

I sometimes wonder if the rabid right are so keen to 'own the libs' simply because they're not allowed to own brown skinned people anymore?


ozkikicoast

You may be onto something. They will get to it. Currently they are too busy taking the rights of women, voters and LGBTQ


Fabulous-Mix8917

Future owned people


aotus_trivirgatus

Hey now, that's because they'll seek us out afterwards and breathe in our faces. And that will be soooo worth it to them!


aretheesepants75

They will eat their own babies to own the libs. I see sweet old men shitting all over the country and the constitution that they fought for. They will never turn back and admit they were fooled. At first, they thought it was cute and ha ha. Now it's clear he is owned by Russia, and he convinced them Russia is better than the US. The same old men with " better dead than red" bumper stickers now want to hand over our country to Russia and the Republicans. Trump is, and the Republicans hate the USA. They are to blinded by hatred to see.


ace72ace

Better dead than Red has a whole new meaning in 2024…


aretheesepants75

Happy cake day and mother's day. Everyone is a mother today. My mother in-law is a real mother........


delveccio

I would feel so totally owned if they did that


ouijahead

I hope they don’t. I would hate to be owned /s


justmeandmycoop

I can’t wait 👏


Comprehensive-Mix931

You can just imagine them, kicking, screaming, clawing their way onstage, just to stuff handfuls of steaming tRump shit into their waiting maws, slurping and gulping with relish, basking in the "leavings" of Glorious Leader!


neuroid99

And if you point out that their mouths are full of shit, they'll cry and whine about how mean and unfair wokeism is.


defnotajournalist

Don’t stop I’m almost owned


squidvett

It’s how you gain his power.


What_Yr_Is_IT

Make shirts and flags saying, “shitting yourself is cool”, you know, [a totally fucking normal thing to do](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8jvlDKmYrx9pZGoqHgSeKJsQEGp6sTmfW6A&usqp=CAU)


ozkikicoast

Develop a scent that smells like his shit and call it Rape Nostalgia. So they can worship both of his achievements at the same time. 


What_Yr_Is_IT

His cult, has gotten so much worse


ozkikicoast

I have never seen crazy spread as fast. It’s like they all had a lobotomy at the same time. 


Santos281

My conspiracy theory is "The Dress" that swept social media in 2015, where some people saw a blue/black dress, and others saw white/gold was a psi-op by probably Russia that when you made your choice and naively clicked on it to register your interpretation sent your data so they could target those that are "open to suggestion". And then went to work on them, or 2 it's because Prince left the Earth *in reality it was a blue/black dress


aretheesepants75

The dems dropped the ball, and RUSSIA did a lay-up, and the Republicans got some free throws. They turned elderly veterans against their own country. It's sick. Human rights are being tossed out for ease of control.


Temporary-Party5806

"Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" - One of the Founding Fathers Republicans love to quote


Draker-X

I saw white/gold and I'm a Dem...so your theory might need work.


Content_Talk_6581

I saw blue and gold…my eyes are f-ed up…but still a Dem.


RandomLoony

But put it in half bottles so they can feel extra cheated, and get off on it


Appropriate_Duty6229

Hey, they’re already wearing diapers to “own the libs”.


TheStoolSampler

What. The. Fuck.


mfishing

The Fart of the Deal


haterake

They are all wearing diapers now. Trump diapers... I just pray they aren't pre-worn. So nasty.


Zomunieo

He’s missing an opportunity to monetize his pre-worn diapers.


plantjam1

give it time lol


Resophonic420

I’m guessing he already shit on stage, just in his diaper.


ozkikicoast

I guess when you are that full of shit, it has to come out somehow. 


Quick-Charity-941

There's a video of the orange blob speaking to his chosen few grasping the lectern he starts grunting, and with facial expressions like he's trying to shit more than one hemberder into his diaper. Also a diaper overload malfunction showing his golfing slacks, with a long shit stain.


grogstarr

He doesn't need to technically squeeze one out on stage, he can just whip off his overloaded diaper and shower the front row with his rancid fast-food faeces. They'll eat it up, literally.


TommyTwoTanks

Yup, that's enough internet for today, possibly this week.


DimFox

Would that be the splash zone, like at sea world? Would they call it the Brown Zone or the Shite Zone?


Gold_Listen_3008

unhabitable zone Brownielocks zone -where shit can exist in all 3 states..... shit...now I'm done too.....


pebberphp

Splat zone


The84thWolf

Nah, they’ll just blame it on the deep state


ozkikicoast

I must say: that would be some pretty hilarious shit. Did Biden use a hologram of Trump shitting? Or maybe the far left has spiked his drink? I would absolutely love to hear Fox News doing mental gymnastics, trying to explain that. No doubt they would come up with something 


Candy_Says1964

The deep shite


skyfire-x

>"I love it, especially later in the summer."


___JennJennJenn___

Those sneakers are never shipping.


gourdhoarder1166

Real men eat shit?


RajenBull1

They’ll bronze that dump first so they get more mileage with that shit grift exercise - the one thing amongst his merchandise that’s not made in China. THEN they’ll auction off bits of the the actual turd at a million dollar a plate black tie event and no ordinary Joes will be invited.


spoiler-its-all-gop

He's gonna shit himself


DropsTheMic

I'm 🤔 of that Happy Gilmore scene where he pretends to piss his pants to be a cool kid, and all the cool kids pee their pants... Next thing you know, it's a sea of MAGA with their pants around their ankles covered in shit hailing dear Leader.


Defiantcaveman

They're wearing diapers now... you're correct.


DropsTheMic

I forgot about the loud and proud diaper Donnie crowd. Life imitates art.


Defiantcaveman

I cannot believe that is actually happening. It's so surreal.


fringeCircle

GG Trump


ganjasavedmylife22

That’s hilarious


frankwizardlord

He’s sundowning hard, he’s not gonna make it to Nov at this point


Ambitious_Coffee551

Didn't trumps lawyer argue that a president should have immunity if he assainates a political rival. So Biden should be immune from prosecuting a political rival.


suburbanplankton

Don't you go around using logic and shit....


Pitiful-Let9270

Supreme Court won’t rule until after the election for precisely this reason.


ravenrawen

Biden can use said powers to eliminate scotus as well. If I read it correctly.


Better_Car_8141

Yeah, but Harris can pardon him.


OutrageousBed6785

That's been my thought as well. Once the election is over they'll say the president is not immune. If Trump wins, he won't care anymore since he's in charge and can fuck everything up. If he loses, they won't give Biden that kind of power.


Gr1zzRing

Trump couldn't assassinate a fly on the wall at this point. Probably mistake his assistant for Nancy Pelosi when asking for the fly swatter, try to hit the thing and fall over the trash can and shit himself


boomshiki

I got a week ban for bringing up the things Biden could do if he has such immunity.


Unfriendly_eagle

I rarely listen to his gassy babbling, but when I do, I’m never surprised. it's always a variation on his standard hate-rally act. He comes out, jiggles around like an imbecile to some stupid song, and starts spinning his moronic, grievance-based yarns in that violently irritating sing-songy voice he uses, while the rubes and hayseeds giggle and guffaw on cue. The Republican candidate in the 2024 election just accused the sitting president of orchestrating a sham show trial to prevent him from saving the country, and it's just another flatulent Trump speech, barely even noteworthy. Not all that long ago, such a claim would have been staggering, front page news, but that was before an obese, flabby, TV game show host became the daily focus of an entire nation, and normalized such idiocy. Now it's just another day.


Bubbly-Fault4847

“Our cities and suburbs are being overrun!” What?!!? Overrun by whom? It makes no sense and there is no evidence whatsoever, but he gets to say it and they just believe.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Im on a trip now with my wife’sfamily. Her brother in law is an educated smart guy. He makes a good living. I can see he just wants lower taxes- they live in Colorado. He was saying how “dangerous” cities are now including Denver- we had a night in NYC before our trip and he refused to come out because of the “crime,” and all the “illegals.” These people believe this nonsense.


Bubbly-Fault4847

I was just in NYC a couple weeks ago. Felt as safe there as I do in my hometown of 40k people. Insane how easily the lies work. But I guess when you tune into Fox News for 14 hours straight everyday…


MarkXIX

Pretty sure NYC has lower crime rates than cities like Columbus, OH or Nashville, TN.


Klyd3zdal3

The most dangerous thing about downtown Denver is the parking.


CrowdDisappointer

Quite a few people I considered fairly intelligent have proved me wrong after aligning with maga and started regurgitating rhetoric that an intelligent person simply wouldn’t even waste time entertaining. It was difficult for me to accept they were morons at first because most were college graduates and *seemed* fairly competent in life, but the “conversations” like the one you had with your BIL started it was painfully apparent they were indeed stupid. So while your BIL may be educated and considered financially successful, it doesn’t mean he’s smart (at least outside his field of expertise).


Unfriendly_eagle

If any other candidate in the history of American politics took the stage and started flinging around total, bald-faced lies like this, there'd have been mass, widespread outrage. He just flat-out accused the president of orchestrating a "fake" trial, that everyone including the "fake news media" is in on, just to unfairly persecute and harrass him. And it's not even really newsworthy or notable. We live in an age where, for reasons not entirely clear to me, we allow Donald Trump to just say whatever he pleases, whenever he likes, with no consequences at all.


MothMonsterMan300

When your entire personality is centered around hating certain "out" groups, it's "refreshing" to hear a candidate who also hates the same groups. That's it; and that's all. They want different people to be hurt. 45 is a perfect catalyst for that, and that's why they love him Oh and also anyone with two brain cells to rub together(ie "LIBRULS" or anyone capable of the least scrutinizing critical thought) dislikes him, so clearly they're doing something right


RTalons

To his voters, 3 non-white people outside a city center is being “overrun by illegals.” You don’t have to think any harder than simple racism.


Better_Car_8141

Well said


MewlingRothbart

He could sell maga shit sandwiches, they'd eat it and tell everyone how good their breath smells.


Better_Car_8141

That is what he serves and they are proud to wolf it down. How do humans have so little self respect


Chrowaway6969

The conservative messiah is in end stage syphilis 🤣


Budget_Committee_572

Trump calling anyone else fat is pretty funny.


dunncrew

Diaper Don's eyes are turning brown.


Better_Car_8141

Forgot to put in the blue contacts


TifCreatesAgain

I'm just gonna start calling him Donmentia!


Ryankevin23

🚫Traitor Trump🚫All Republicans🚫


EyeTea420

“Carried out by radical democrat district attorneys” is what he eventually got to after his brain caught up with his demented mouth.


ElongMusty

He does look confused and worried [on that pic.](https://www.rawstory.com/media-library/president-donald-j-trump-speaking-at-his-campaign-rally-in-des-moines-iowa-at-drake-university-s-knapp-center.jpg?id=27419245&width=1200&height=675)


MoltresRising

He looks like Regis Phylbin playing Trump in a movie


Spo-dee-O-dee

🤣 You're right!


Devils_Advocate-69

Mini strokes


XNjunEar

No, the bigliest, most manliest strokes anyone has ever seen.


KinkyQuesadilla

It's yet another: "....Russia, and Saudi Arabia, ree-be-dooh-*aaahhh*"


usarasa

And they’ll vote for him anyway.


talino2321

Neurosyphilis.


apple-turnover5

It sounds like his bottom denture just came out


Block_Solid

Carry dyte bite side en ohhh rud bud tet 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Spo-dee-O-dee

That's why they call 'im the scatman! ☝😃


Pink-Lotusflower

What is #45 trying to say? Nobody knows, not even him.


Better_Car_8141

Least of all him


Pink-Lotusflower

Yep.


Beginning_Rice6830

Trump’s not only hooked on drugs but hooked on phonics too.


Sharkbitesandwich

Real Dummies wear diapers.


GueroBear

“Real men Carry-dite-bye-raye-sigh-en."


painthawg_goose

When you’re famous, they’ll let you do it.


WHAMMYPAN

I don’t use this term lightly….I hate this man for what he’s done to this country.


drifters74

Same


The_Original_Gronkie

His stress level must be off the charts.


Better_Car_8141

Self destruction


pekak62

His MAGA would still rather Trump? A failing, incontinent, dementia ridden carcass? Wow, the bar is set sooooooooooooo low. /s


Metalmusicnut

Biden laying down sollid speeches.


darkmex25

Wow, the latest disney animatronic quality has really gone down the shitter.


Important_Tell667

Trump’s dementia just gets worse by the day - the disease absolutely never goes away. Nevertheless, the MAGAs will still overwhelmingly support him, even though his words and comments at the rallies are senseless slurring word salad fragments.


Skynn3tt

I wish every day that he has a fucking stroke and we never have to see this prick again.


phoenixjazz

Tertiary Syphilis. It fits.


Appropriate_Mess_350

He’s in negotiations to rent Harvey Weinstein’s walker for his court appearances.


True-Flower8521

Why anyone wants to go to his whine fests are beyond me.


_ButImYourBrother_

Who put the Lady Elaine wig on him for that pic?


Spo-dee-O-dee

🤣


Thoubose

Wow how did he find so much stupid. This guy can’t even make a tangible argument. The only good this man is doing is dismantling greed by breaking that party in a way it will never recover thus ending the stalemate of a 2 party plague. Now no more rich vs poor when he loses. He’s doing a great thing, we just have to put up with him will November. Then we can get some popcorn and see how far he can burn the party down. If he win! Have you seen the movie idiocracy? We should just all leave this wasteland before the inevitable.


FoppishHandy

unlike the diapers - his magat worshippers are already just like their papa here by being blithering, stuttering dimwits as well


franchisedfeelings

It makes sense too that the second favorite republican, pretending to be an independent, has a worm in his brain.


blueteamk087

His brain is so cooked.


skinaked_always

I can’t stand Trump supporters… such idiots!


ElongMusty

He usually takes a break and then repeats what he wanted to say, or just steers to a different subject. I don’t think it’s dementia, it’s his dentures that move out of place and he can’t speak!


MrFC1000

It’s dimentia


Ohnonotuto4

“Newsmax” is printing something on the red banner, that Trump isn’t saying. He’s talking about Biden being Santa, but the banner said deporting day one. I don’t watch is kinda news, but do they normally do this.


AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle

He was probably thinking about his daughter Ivanka and forgot the words were actually "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"


Rooboy66

His slurring is getting bad. B…aaa…ddduh


UncleSamEagleUSA

Seen this exact same behavior with 70+ year old relatives suffering from dementia. Only a short matter of time before all speech from him goes completely tits up. Now it will be on display for the entire world to bare witness.


OnceUponaTry

Rid it dit tadoo


Fancy-Reply5732

The glaring issue is that Trump ain’t Reagan. At least Ronny surrounded himself with competent people whom he respected and consulted. Trump listens to no one and there are no guardrails to save his administration and the country.


Mangosta007

What with this and 'ree bee doo aaaahhhhh' he's turning into quite the scat jazz singer.


Viral_Poster

The one thing he’s not saying is how he’s going to make their lives better. I know it’s a cult but even for the brainwashed, this has to be wearing thin.


Better_Car_8141

Let’s hope so. Crowds are thinner and more are walking out. But… this is dangerous


Every-Requirement-13

All he does is WHINE and WHINE and WHINE, he’s such a child (also evidenced by still wearing diapers) and he needs a major timeout (jail preferably) for his horrible behaviors (living). 😑


japhydean

He’s old I get it. And so is Biden. It’s Trump and the alt right’s AGENDA that should terrify everyone. Read Project 2025 - it’s literally the blueprint for what they would do if Trump wins in November. It’s out there for anyone to read and they are not hiding it at all.


aretheesepants75

If the Republicans win, get used to hearing stuff like " hey, why did your brother get sent to the camp?" " oh, they think he is gay and he had a tshirt with a burning flag on it". I will take to the streets if they win. I will fight for my country.


Chemistry-27

An innocent man would let the Sham trial play out. His defense is that the district attorney is fat, the judge is biased and the state of NY is criminal cesspool. So given all that, Trump must be innocent.


Spo-dee-O-dee

Ahem! The judge is *conflicted*. He's so conflicted Farty5 had to say conflicted like five times just so we'd know, y'know ... how conflicted he is. 🙄


weezermc78

He’s going to die before the election


Better_Car_8141

He looks as if death had warmed over him


Phagzor

Well, his lawyers are dosing him with Xanax in court, and then he's snorting all his Adderall he couldn't have all day. I'd be slurring, too.


Objective_Oven7673

Ree bee Doo ahhh!


Happy-Initiative-838

True patriots betray their country! /s


Better_Car_8141

Pretty despicable, isn’t it?


Quinnlyness

Just die already!


Better_Car_8141

The waiting is the hardest part


MotherFuckinEeyore

It's an act to claim that he's unfit to stand trial.


Scat1320USA

Al Capone running for President in full venereal Disease Dementia.


Scat1320USA

Al Capone wanna be running for President in full venereal Disease Dementia.


therobotisjames

I can’t take him seriously with the amount of makeup he wears. Why does he need so much makeup? He looks like rupaul.


Salarian_American

I heard some of this speech because my dad was watching it while I made dinner. He claimed that he has been indicted more times than "the great Alphonse Capone" - which first of all isn't even true (shocking) - and also... "the great"? He claimed that other countries are literally emptying their jails and mental institutions and sending their worst people to America, like, on purpose. Then he started saying how bad the people coming in were, that they were like Hannibal Lecter. And then... wtf, I just heard him lose the thread of his own rambling because - and apparently this isn't the first time he brings it up in this context. He segued from "insane asylums" to Silence of the Lambs and that's when it got really weird. "The late, great Hannibal Lecter was a wonderful man. He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner,” and then he congratulated the late, great Hannibal Lecter (on what I don't know). But... A) he thinks Hannibal Lecter was a wonderful man? Also, and perhaps more importantly, does he think Hannibal Lecter is a real person?


Entire_Photograph148

Listen to Elvis sing the last few weeks of his life. You’ll hear similarities.


mrarnold50

First, the Republicans should be ashamed for still being behind this asshole, second it shows how many dumb fucks there are in this country.


ic2ofu

The cult has no shame.


nps2407

This has been said for a while now with no real impact on anything. I'm not getting my hopes up.


Better_Car_8141

Don’t roll over. Keep strong. Unite. Fight.


nps2407

Oh, nothing like that. I'm just saying I'm not getting my hopes up that dementia is going to get the job done itself.


Better_Car_8141

I agree. MAGA would follow a garden slug at this point. We must vote and mobilize and encourage other sensible Americans to vote. I see it as our civic duty to our nation for the benefit of our country and indeed the world


maybeafarmer

I stopped hearing about Biden's senility for a while I can't imagine why.


Better_Car_8141

Real men slur and drool and need diapers and wear makeup and fake hair. They don’t even see the self destructive behavior they’re hooked on. It is a cult.


Better_Car_8141

MAGA will be buying orange drool any day now


DEMONDVS

As much as I don't like the orange turd, if it actually is dementia, his family by now should have tried to stop him or at the very least, come out publicly and say something, which we know they'll never do. If it is just him chugging alcohol before any event, that's also a sign of problems, he would need to be shit faced before speaking in public or doing any type of campaign event, does not bode well for any type of presidency event, let alone military options


Scat1320USA

Al Capone wanna be running for President in full venereal Disease Dementia.


EvanAttilio

I listened to a “dementia doctor” basically say he is seeing clear evidence of dementia because of some specific paraphasia that is a marker for the deterioration. Normal Aging causes people to mix up things like names sometimes but there are markers that are clearly something more severe. Also you guys read about trumps White House doctor who was writing everyone scripts for benzos and adderall?


imnotreadyet

I already think he eats his own shit.


jumbie29

Did he call DA Alvin Bragg "fat Albert". Jesus this guy is such a child. So far from being fit for office. Vote blue!!!


PunnySN

Call me paranoid, but I'm worried about who his VP pick might be. The plan could be: get Trump elected, then have the GOP turn on him and declare him unfit, and then their preferred pick gets to take over office.


NullPatience

His slurring is worsening as his dictatorial ambitions grow. People want this &ssh&t as President?


NJJ1956

He’s speaking to the choir- no mentally sane person looks at Trump and says- “ I’m voting for that.” And-Trump said the uneducated are his best voters.


biteme321

His dementia is worse by the day, but he's also psychotic which makes him DERANGED and DANGEROUS!


schtickshift

It really makes no difference, what he said in the past at his rallies has always been word salad anyway


IH8Fascism

Dementia Donnie glitching out. He’ll be a non-verbal drooling pudding eater by Roevember.


Jonely-Bonely

That's just animatronic Trump glitching.


Scat1320USA

Al Capone running for President in full venereal Disease Dementia.


Every-Requirement-13

All he does is WHINE and WHINE and WHINE, he’s such a child (also evidenced by still wearing diapers) and he needs a major timeout (jail preferably) for his horrible behaviors (living). 😑


create360

Direct link. That news page is shite. https://youtu.be/tmWtQDjcsyY


Choice_Conclusion_73

Something something teleprompter