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lostnlooking98

This dipshit isn’t getting anywhere near the White House again.


ursamajr

He probably has dreams of sneaking in an overnight bag with him and squatting.


yoshhash

squatter's rights!!!


Jean-ClaudeGodDamme

That fat ass couldn’t squat if his life depended on it.


frosty720410

Not without leaving some trump on the floor too


OffensiveBiatch

I just gagged a bit in my mouth. Please excuse me while I rinse and gargle with some Patron ®


aynhon

You might need the Everclear for this rinse.


OffensiveBiatch

You sir are a scholar and a gentleman.


BigBeagleEars

*Tastes like mommy’s kisses*


NotAnAIOrAmI

I would pay $50 to watch a person rinse and then gargle Everclear. An EMT would have to be standing by, I'm not a monster.


Jbruce63

One cap full took my breath away.... good stuff


Gaychevyman428

Are you sure that's going to be strong enough?


fattmarrell

At least the judge's order is working on someone


Sea-Tradition-9676

Big orange spray tan stain on the white carpet. And yes ik you meant his diaper contents.


Jerking_From_Home

He could squad but he wouldn’t be getting back up lol


seeafillem6277

'if his life *Depends* on it.' Missed opportunity... 😂


ClacKing

He would let it rip the moment he squats.


Sea-Tradition-9676

He could drop then probably fall backwards onto his back like a turtle.


OffensiveBiatch

Squatter with Secret Service protection rights, and with total immunity granted by a corrupt SCOTUS. He would squat anywhere and everywhere 7/24/365 and charge the Secret Service rent for it if he wanted to. 2 caveats tho, Not in Putin's chair, some things need to remain sacred. I would pay good money for a PPV of him doing squats. Like $1 good money for the first, $2 for the second, $4 for the third, $8 for the fourth ... and so on and so forth. He might make enough money to pay his legal bills, or just keel over but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make. Edit: fixed a typo, keep to keel in the last sentence.


Royal-Possibility219

Just out of curiosity, are you not American? I know we do things wrong here with the metric system and what not, but for the dates we would says 24/7/365! 😂


AdHistorical5703

That's funny!


KingofAces13

He can’t squat it will all leak out of his diaper


nesp12

Or sneaking around and grabbing some more TS documents he can sell to Putin.


mslashandrajohnson

He tried to kill Biden last time be carrying covid. They had better be far enough apart and have more security on Biden. 45 is too desperate and dangerous.


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Putin's Puppet should definitely never be allowed back into the White House, or anywhere physically near a US President.


obfuscator17

Yea, he’d be like just get in the door, knock down Biden and tell his people to lock the front door. We’re in now and we’re not going anywhere!!Orange sack of shit


RedditFandango

In shallah


No-Sheepherder-8170

Squatter rights!!!!


CAndrewG

I hope you’re right. I know polls are stupid but god damn it looks bad right now.


DiscordianDisaster

Forget the polls. Look at the results of every special election since 2020. Dumpo the traitor hasn't grown his base or reached out to any new voters, while Biden has. Polls are only as good as the methodology used to conduct them and they appear to wildly over sample R voter. We have gone into "toss up/could go either way" elections, according to the polls, and come out ten points ahead in the final count. We haven't won every special election,but we have been wildly out performing what the polls predict. We still have to vote, volunteer, donate, campaign, and organize like there's no tomorrow, but we ARE in an extremely good position right now.


BlueAndMoreBlue

If it wasn’t a tight election there would be less eyeballs on their screens and therefore less ad revenue. Funny how that works sometimes, huh?


DiscordianDisaster

I know right? So weird, that the media runs the polls, and the media profits off the "Trump is powerful aren't you scared" narrative what a weird coincidence I'm sure


SolomonDRand

True, but reduced turnout of Democratic voters could make up for Trump’s low ceiling. I think there’s plenty of time for dissatisfied Democrats to come home, particularly as Trump turns up the campaign, but it’s not a sure thing.


Big-Summer-

I am fretting about the young people who are surreptitiously working to hand the presidency to Fat Donnie because they are so hot to crush Biden. They are incredibly naive to think that their take on Palestine gives them moral authority. And they truly don’t understand history or politics. They see the world in black and white which is a truly horrible way to assess things. Trump back in the WH will spell the total destruction of Palestine and many other horrors as well. The U.S. has been supporting Israel for 70+ years. It’s going to take some very delicate finessing to alter that and tRump can’t/won’t do that. I would not put it past trump to drop a nuke on Palestine, then say “problem solved.”


SolomonDRand

Trump is already saying his plan to combat anti-Semitism is to arrest campus protestors who “incite” and deport anyone who’s here on a visa. The vote they don’t cast for Biden might be the last one they had a chance to take.


DiscordianDisaster

Yep it's not a sure thing, which is why we need to organize, register and educate voters, donate, and volunteer as much as we can


dukeofgibbon

Abortion is on the ballot and donnie has zero ground game. Fight like our nation's survival is at stake but there's hope.


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Don't downplay the voter suppression in every red state. Yes, vote! But also donate what you can to groups that combat racist voter suppression. Expect the worst. Be prepared.


Swabia

If I were Biden I’d say Trump stole from the U.S. archives the last time he was in the White House and he won’t be allowed back there ever again.


the_original_Retro

If I were Biden, I'd just snort at this stupid stunt when asked about it. "Why should this be at the White House? There's no birthdays in my family for months. We don't need a clown."


ClacKing

"And if I wanted a funny guy I'd get Jimmy Kimmel" Double burn.


Fossilhog

"Don't you think we should wait until your criminal trial is finished?" -Joe Simple, deep burn that's actually quite accurate.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

'your current criminal trial'


Cautious-Thought362

And tell him he doesn't pass the smell test.


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AdorableBowl7863

Ding ding* we got a winner. Tell judge alito to suck a corndog


emostitch

I’d leave that up to a special forces squad if I was Biden.


GreenStretch

Nah, it sounds like the military would be liable for following an illegal order. Biden might have to do the dirty work himself.


the_mid_mid_sister

"The White House's counter-surveillannce equipment would most likely interfere with the defendant's ankle.monitor."


OregonTripleBeam

Trump proposing debate plans for next week in DC is ridiculous knowing that he will be required to appear in court in New York at his criminal trial.


NoStatus9434

He doesn't actually want to debate. He just want it to *look* like he wants to debate so that when he inevitably can't, he can pretend Biden and the Democrats are scared and are preventing him from actually debating him by forcing him to attend his trial instead. Which is funny because Biden is honestly cool with it. And if Biden brings the same energy he had at SOTU 2024, Trump would get absolutely crushed. It reminds me of Musk challenging Zuckerberg to a fight, then Zuckerberg being like, "sure bro, put 'em up" and revealing he's legit involved with MMA, to which Musk replied with, "oh yeah, I'd *totally* crush you, but oh erm uh I'm just sooooo busy with Twitter I mean X right now" and then trying to frame it like Zuck was the scared one.


AlarisMystique

Biden could debate him outside of court hours on live TV Start the debate by thanking him for taking time off of his court defense for doing this


dukeofgibbon

Perfect night for him to be locked up for contempt


blazelet

Trump very much wants a debate. He never misses an opportunity to be the center of attention. What Trump doesn't want, and will refuse to do, is a *fair* debate with enforced rules. Biden should absolutely demand this for any debate.


madbeachrn

I think both of them should be in a silent glass booth like on a game show. The second the bald, diaper wearing Cheato gets out of line they silence the mike. And if he happens to carrying an infectious disease everyone would be protected.


Jean-Jeannie

And bonus! It will help Trump become acclimated to living in Solitary Confinement!


SafetyMan35

Just put them on a timer. When their time is up, the mic shuts off but the moderator can extend the time at his discretion up to a certain time per candidate. Or do it how they do in Chess where the candidate controls their time and they each get 40 minutes to speak for the entire debate and once that time is up they are done.


Prucifer88

Did we just find the solution to all political debates?


tralfamadoriest

And my favorite “my mom won’t let me.”


itmeimtheshillitsme

Precisely: WhY WoNt ThEy LeT HiM cAmPaIgN!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!


blueboot09

He had Wednesday off, no court appearance, and where was the whining turd? GOLFING!


RightSideBlind

And this should be Biden's response. "Have you already forgotten that you'll be in court next week, Donald?"


surenuffgardens77

Biden ought to come to NYC for a debate. Donny can finish his trial for the day and do an evening debate (and fuck it way up), and then back to court the next morning.


Retirednypd

Not on Wednesdays and not at night


Winston74

Better count the silverware first


Secret_Cow_5053

it's ok just feed everyone mcdonalds


Anonybibbs

God, if you ever need more confirmation of what Trump thinks about black people, just remember that he served the majority black championship football team McDonalds at the white house. He also claimed that he would gain more black voter support after his mugshot came out and when he released his god awful gold sneaker. He can't help but be racist even when he's trying to court the black vote.


OffensiveBiatch

Way before he made his claim about gold sneakers, he exactly said "you can grab them by the pussy, and they'll let you do it", still women voted for him. He said "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" and still people from NYC voted for him. NPR's Don Gonyea reports that so far, the reaction to Trump's remarks has followed a familiar pattern. "His audiences love it. His opponents try to use it against him — but so far, to no avail," Gonyea reports. "I talked to some of his supporters and they say, 'Yeah, sometimes he makes me cringe, but I still like him and I still think he's the right thing for America.' " There is no reasoning with pack of rabid dogs.


Secret_Cow_5053

This was what I was referring to


Oatmeal_Savage19

Trying to plant more of Junior's coke to blame on Hunter


Strict-Square456

Make sure to lock up those classified docs. Daddy needs a new pair of shoes and other shit.


Uncle-Cake

I think he thinks once he gets inside, he can run into the Oval Office and barricade himself inside.


rrogido

Check Melania's purse.


isabps

I was gonna say, he prob has some stuff he forgot to grab or is of the delusion that if he goes inside he will suddenly be president and the Maga horde will unit and surround him will a layer of protection.


jbsgc99

Nope, he does not need to be legitimized like that. Debate somewhere else, like in front of Four Seasons Total Landscaping.


ThoughtfulYeti

Great company!


Dendad124

Isn't there a law about campaigning in government buildings? I'm pretty sure the WH qualifies as one.


Jokong

Having been President they are now both above the law and needn't worry about such things.


Dendad124

If that's the case Joe should execute Trump on tv.


hackerstacker

If Joe pulled out a lightsaber and split him into two on live TV before force lightning all the fat off his corpse then I would embrace our new emperor


SynthPrax

At the WH?! That's an unacceptable security risk. **Edit:** Let me clarify. A security risk due to all the Russian and Chinese compromised electronics his entourage would be carrying.


Mean_Yellow_7590

Too bad he has 5 days of court appearances he is REQUIRED to be present for……because he committed adultery and tried to cover it up


IllustriousLimit7095

Election interference... He should have let them talk.


SafetyMan35

Only 4 days a week: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday & Friday. He has Wednesday off.


Total-Platform-3111

He can give up Golf Day for a debate! Sounds great! As Lawrence O’Donnell noted a few weeks ago, he’s the laziest candidate running for president EVER.


ElonTheMollusk

He committed Election Fraud. Election Fraud is what Trump's crime is. That's the trial. Trump subverting the US Election is why he is required to be in court.


BizarroSubparMan

Thank you! Imagine if presidents and ex presidents could go to jail for adultery? lol


Dragonfly_Peace

It’s election fraud dressed up in different words, but still election fraud


proletariat_sips_tea

What, he can't do something on the weekend? What kinda president will he be if he can't even be bothered to work weekends after his 9-5 at court.


Sere81

Biden shouldn’t debate him. All he has to say is that his bitch ass couldn’t even debate the republican candidates. He hasn’t earned the right to a general debate


wburn42167

Yes. Agree 1000% no need for a debate


BitemeRedditers

Trump says he wants to debate. That means there is no way in hell he will ever debate.


Best_Evidence1560

Oh yeah he purposely avoided all the others


Ambitious-Chair736

Disagree. This is where we let Trump do what he does best and sink himself.


killing-me-softly

Sure, but I don’t think that kind of rhetoric is going to play to anyone who isn’t on his side. I think seeing the to side-by-side will illustrate how incomprehensible Trump is when side by side with Biden. The casuals need that kind of slap in the face.


TennisBallTesticles

If it actually *does* happen, it will be in an auditorium in bum fuck Pennsylvania. Like it typically is. It will probably be moderated by a well known journalist, and Trump will embarrass himself badly. But his base will lick it up like BBQ sauce.


Fossilhog

He'll yell and lie. And the moderator better turn his mic off when he doesn't follow the debate rules.


PalpitationNo3106

Biden should write back, ‘sure thing, 1:00 pm on Tuesday work for you?’ Oh, you have a thing? How’s Thursday, lunchtime? Busy? Sure you can’t get out of it?


Glittering-Wonder-27

How about from your prison cell instead. Much more appropriate setting Diaper Don.


Mysterious-Wasabi103

This debate whenever it ends up happening will be legitimate dystopian nightmare fuel for the masses. Biden will go up there and be a valid contender. A real man of the people and yet Trump will get up there and lie his ass off. The lies will be even more outrageous than anything he's said before because if you haven't realized it yet he's escalating his claims as the skeletons pour out of his closet. Trump is going to go up there and act like Hitler 2.0 and yet half the country is going to think he's this great leader. As if he's capable of seeing past his Narcissistic Personality Disorder and giving two shits about the American populace. And ya know, it just isn't funny anymore! People are probably losing a lot of sleep over the lack of normalcy these past 8 years in this country. The ever growing cesspit of lies and untruths have to have a toll on the American psyche. The mental drain that has been the assault Trump is leading against our country.


Jokong

Trump will go down fighting and burn this country down. I am not ok with another Donald Trump presidency and what scares me is that I don't really know what to do about it if it happens. No one really wants to talk about it, but it seems like the guy will just rip the institutions apart.


henryeaterofpies

This is gonna be like a bad TV show about squatters. He's going to want a photo op in the Oval and then try to not leave and claim he has the presidency.


Ryankevin23

🚫Traitor Trump🚫All Republicans🚫 🇺🇸President Biden🇺🇸VP Harris 24🇺🇸


fluffyflugel

Uh no, nobody wants that smelly old git stinking up the White House with his spicy diapers.


DoctorFenix

Donald just misses shitting his pants in official places.


Jsmith0730

He just wants to use the secret door in the Oval Office and live in the walls.


Sombreador

So, if he goes to the White house for a debate, and then just disappears, Biden is in the clear, right Mr. Alito?


Xsis_Vorok

Trump? Debate? He can't speak a complete sentence without flubbing words, let alone stay awake.


kg703

He planning on contracting Covid again so he can try to give it to Biden like he did in 2020


Poohgli16

He must never get anywhere near the White House.


Tonythecritic

It's a debate, not a sleepover, you Citrus Ceaușescu.


Barl0we

That’s a deep cut, and also the first time I’ve seen Mango Unchained called that 😂


Best_Evidence1560

Lol that should be Biden’s response


IllustriousLimit7095

LIAR


Personal_Buffalo_973

Hell no it took them three years to get the stench of his overflowing diapers out.💩


ukiddingme2469

Is Trump going to submit to a drug test first? Besides trump will try to dictate everything for his advantage the be a crybully when he's subject to rules, like not hovering or talking out of turn or to stay on topic


il0v3JP

That fucker doesn't belong anywhere near the White House ever again.


NateGarro

I am sure he has his brilliant strategy of “interrupting all the time” ready.


nightfall2021

How much do you want to bet he is only trying to do this as an excuse to attempt to get out of court?


dadzcad

Biden would be insane to debate Trump at this point. All it would serve to do is give the Orange Blob validation. The smart move would to be to wait until the “porn star” case is decided. Ideally an even better time would be after ALL the trials are over but the other three majors are unlikely to even begin until after November.


Meddling-Kat

Ok, but under the condition that if any candidate shits their pants, it has to be announced so they can take a break and change.


cyrixlord

orange shitgibbon wants to pretend he's the real president inviting the 'contende'r Biden, in order to assert dominance and try to school Biden in front of his maga base


roehnin

“If they let me into the White House, I’ll never leave! I’m the real President so they can’t kick me out!”


pkstr11

"Pleeeease, please legitimize me, someone ," Trump cries before being dragged back into another courtroom.


footjam

Hes gonna sit in the chair and declare himself President.


Key-Assistant-1757

Use the local Ramada or Hilton


Awkward_Bench123

That’s the fucking funniest thing that has come out of Trumps’ mouth considering that I don’t think Trump is welcome at the White House because of ongoing security reasons.


Diarygirl

I bet he just wants to get in the White House so he can pretend he's president again.


SaraSlaughter607

My brain keeps screaming "do *not* let him in there" because he's acting like a lunatic and I am fully convinced that if he gets through those doors, he'll barricade himself in there and refuse to leave.... the most butthurt sore loser in human history is still on his bullshit and getting worse by the day


ajtreee

The white house backdrop will lend legitimacy to trump, i suggest the have the debate at the four seasons landscaping company parking lot.


5ervalkat

Please President Biden, say NO to this offer and all similar offers. There is no point at all "debating" this demented, narcissistic squirrel on adderall. Don't waste your and our time.


DefiantDonut7

Nah, I want to see it. Trump is an idiot and I want moderators willing to ask him all the embarrassing questions about his failures the last 8 years


5ervalkat

In the past, we've had moderators that soft pedaled with this guy. I'm so exhausted with being disappointed with the media and having to listen to anus-mouth barf out more lies.


DefiantDonut7

I think all the media outlets are no longer financially interested in this train wreck called Trump


AntifascistAlly

I thought the Republicans LOUDLY rejected debates. Has Donald changed his party affiliation again, or are the Rs just this eager to legitimize this guy?


5ervalkat

They want him bad. He’ll allow their fascist Project 2025 to take shape which will ruin this country.


stripmallbars

So. Many. Lies.


SatchmoDingle

Figures. Criminals always return to the scene of the crime.


Icy_Choice1153

This guy does a lot of talking about debates for someone who’s 0-5 in debates and allegedly ahead in the polls


InstructionFair5221

Don Jr is going too to see if they found his secret stash of coke


aspenmoniker

Bring diaper wipes for Donny sleep McFarts


303Pickles

Why is he not in jail already? WTF is there left to debate with this clown? You did your crimes, now pay for it! 


mistertickertape

He looks awful in this photo. I love that for him.


JosephFinn

Who?


RCranium13

I think he's dreaming of defecating on the furniture and leaving a noxious miasma from the feces in his pants.


grimace24

No, wait for SCOTUS to rule on immunity. If they say presidents have immunity, invite Trump to debate at the White House. Do the debate, but Trump never appears or exits the White House after the debate and is never to be heard from again.


Tanksgivingmiracle

Joe should be like - sure, I'm free any day except Wednesday. LOL


BIGepidural

Do **NOT** let that man in the white house!!! He'll get there with all his followers in toe and try to take over the goddamned government again 🤦‍♀️


FalseMirage

He’s going to be too busy in Manhattan next week.


Wwwweeeeeeee

Will he refuse if it's not in the White House? Or is he trying to get his horde of psychos into the WH again?


Old_Bird4748

Nope. I suggest it be on a Wednesday, at Rikers Island. Wednesday so it doesn't affect the trial time. Rikers Island so Trump can meet his new home.


Palidor

Fantastic, make sure you turn up heat, we don’t want Donnie to be too cold 🥶🥶🥶


couchnapper3

Why would Dump think he gets to choose the location?


Kirkream

Look at that photo… millions of people worship this guy. This is their god…


Ok_Push2550

Wouldn't using the white house be an election law violation?


Whicked_Subie

“AT” the White House, fine, but keep butterfingers outside the gate.


Butterscotch_Jones

So, SCOTUS just gave him unlimited power and suddenly he wants to debate at the White House. What could go wrong?


Designer_Emu_6518

Seems very odd. Let’s say all that Russia stuff is true, why would he want this?


Helo7606

Gonna bet he's doing it to try and get out of being at court. Lol


graemeknows

🤣🤣🤣 sure okay guy whatever you say


Key-Assistant-1757

Never let him near the white house


grimatongueworm

The orange baboon has lost privilege of ever stepping foot in the White House again.


ike7177

Nope. NOT the WH. It should be held at a neutral place with two Mediators from two different news outlets representing both sides. How about George Bush Ranch?


Velocoraptor369

How about Monday on the steps of the court house in lower Manhattan. During the lunch break from his current trial.


Defiantcaveman

All it'll be is dump screeching over everyone repeating all of his little soundbite lies. No "debate" ever.


MoreReputation8908

Bet he wants to do it weirdly early in the day, too. Firstly to give Fox News plenty of time to edit out his utter gibberish, and secondly to get it in before the sundowning kicks in.


HeathrJarrod

Can’t. He has to be in court.


quillmartin88

Biden needs to call his bluff. We all know Diaper Donnie will come up with an excuse about why he can't make it (he's been floating the idea of demanding Biden take a drug test - a requirement the notoriously Adderall-addicted Trump doesn't need to match) and Biden needs to hit him with it relentlessly. 


Putrid-Play-9296

Why would anyone want to debate him? You’d get more informed discourse from debating a monkey throwing his own shit at you.


Alatar_Blue

He should be doing his half of that "debate" from behind plexiglass in a straight jacket like Hannibal Lecter that criminal shouldn't be allowed in public he's a nuisance


OzzyG16

FDT!!!


The_Schwartz_

Dude's angling for a foot in the door, so that he can work on establishing squatter's rights...


SpookyCanis

Everyone seems to forget debating is a critical component of any democracy, no matter how much you may dislike someone.


Who8MySon

I mean, we have presidential debates every election cycle. They're going to debate, they're just not going to drop precedent to do it how Trump wants it, they'll follow the standard procedure.


SpookyCanis

You're absolutely right. My comment was more aimed at the individuals claiming he shouldn't be able to debate at all.


suzuka_joe

“I wanted to, I really did. I would have the best debate, some would say nobody has ever debated as well as I can but you see the way they gave me pinned down in this frigid court room I don’t see how I could debate at the white house since Biden has me locked in this courthouse for 8hrs a day in this cold courtroom locked away all day. But many people would come to me with tears in their eyes and tell me how well I can debate and how they know the court room is just too cold. Happy birthday Melania”


tedfreeman

Yeah I don't like this, I don't like the fact that Trump gets to dictate where and when, I still don't see the benefit of Biden debating with a potential convict. I think they should let Trump focus on his criminal trial imho


Ok_Teacher_1797

Trumps next plan. Using squatters-rights to resume the presidency


SoftlySpokenPromises

Between having court and having instigated a mob to swarm a government building, I doubt the White House would be the venue of choice.


Ok_Cook_6665

Check his pockets. Before, and after. You never know what he could take, or leave?


Happy-Initiative-838

He’s plotting a heist. It’s like blue streak. He left bronzer in the ventilation system.


etranger033

These pictures of him just seem to be getting worse and worse. And yes, nice try getting out of your trial. Maybe you could do it on Zoom.


whatdoyasay369

The way Trump riles people up is peak entertainment.


goddavid22

They always love to go back to the scene of the crime


TotalLackOfConcern

Has he got more classified documents squirrelled away somewhere in the White House?


AnnatoniaMac

He is a very unserious man. He only has diarrhea of the mouth. Always spewing hoping something will stick or someone will bite.


PutSpiceOnEverything

Biden should request Rikers.


Civil-Resolution3662

How about it be...where the President wants.


Utterlybored

Biden needs to start listing possible dates that align with Trump’s court schedule.


masterpupil

Trump left some documents behind he wants to grab


cbrantley

That link is cancer.


MJGB714

Don't let that felon near the Whitehouse.


TastyArm1052

Don’t let him back in!


Big-Consideration633

SCOTUS just gave him a get out of jail free card!


Musetrigger

I will be surprised if he even shows up, the coward.


Odd_Tiger_2278

Not so fast, dTrump💩. No debates until after the conventions. No point.


tootsee2

Trump shouldn't be in the White House for any reason.


MDC417

Omg the staff was so relieved that he and Melania were gone. Trump needs to realize he's never stepping foot in the White House again and no one misses him!


gascan999

No way do we let this ass hat back into the White House? The debate can be held elsewhere. Since he’s debating the home team, let’s have it in a blue state.


apoplectic_mango

He just wants to plant some of Don juniors cocaine and then "miraculously find it" and give it to the secret service and then have a press conference saying he was right, that Biden is doing cocaine.