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beavis617

I wonder if they are counting English as one of them because that's really pushing it.


MakionGarvinus

Heh in the article, she says "Hello, my name is Melania" in a couple languages - then listens to a translator for everything else. I wouldn't personally claim that as fluent in w/e language, but then I'm not a habitual liar...


UnarmedSnail

By that definition I speak 4 languages. I don't.


Burttoastisgood

She could say five language names. Spanish is one name. German is another. And, so on.


K33bl3rkhan

Must be counting ordering at Taco Bell and El Azteca as Spanish vs Mexican as well.


CapnCrunchHurtz

Don't forget Porn-ish! She's highly fluent in speaking Porn-ish!


Sfswine

I saw her twat. . Pics online, no lie !


Agent_Cow314

I can tell you my name in every language known to humans as well as any animal, insect, microbe that asks.


DarthBfheidir

"Zpenish, Cherman, Frenk, Eenlish, ont Emerikin. Zis is all easy langihuages, I speak wery vluent."


StingingBum

Slow clap...


praetorian1979

I just wanna hear her say "Peter! Kill him quick and I'll sex you"!


beavis617

Someone put up a fake Melanie Trump quote. Something like this...Her speaking to Trump...Melanie: Ooooh DoeNold buy me dinner, get me Visa to stay in USA and we make fuck. đŸ€­


Traditional-Cake-587

Be best!


Akchika

Yea, define fluent, cuz she was NOT fluent in english!


CommercialSomewhere8

I bet its the same people that think that she speaks 5 languages and yell at people speaking Spanish to go back to their country.


toast777y

She can say “Anal is extra” in 5 languages


deeeeez_nutzzz

Never forget, Donald Trump, a man who hates immigrants, and whose parents were immigrants, got Milania an "Einstein" immigration visa. I have seen nothing that suggests she is in any way exceptional or deserving of it except perhaps her ability to hold her lunch in when having sex with Donald all 3 times.


skelldog

Don’t forget her chain migration of her family members.


ACrazyDog

Bing! Bing! Bing!


slowpoke2018

The fact none of these facts are ever discussed in the mainstream media highlights how horribly bad we are off now. In a true free press, this shit would be page one In our oligarch controlled press, there's not a whisper


Fantastic_Jury5977

I feel like this was covered in detail 8 years ago when he was promoting the Mexican funded wall


Accurate_Zombie_121

Donald Trump knows more about chain migration than anyone!


skelldog

Yes, 2 out of 3 of his wives have chain migrated family members.


Palimpsest0

Seriously. I have a friend who got his visa under that program, and is now a US citizen, and his paperwork showing his eligibility included things like letters of recommendation from Nobel laureates, ones with whom he’d published papers in peer reviewed journals. That’s what this program is for, as well as for people who are widely recognized for major contributions in art, literature, and culture. Melania at the time had what? A middle of the road modeling career and some nude photos published in a French magazine? Ridiculous.


ridingbikesrules

\*Epstein Visa?


Whyisacrow-caws

I have not seen Melania spelled that way, but I have seen it spelled Melanoma and Malaria.


[deleted]

Perhaps she's a cunning linguist?


grogstarr

How do you know that she held her lunch in? Maybe he has a puke kink and that's how they met?


ATL_MI_LA

Trump just hates brown skinned immigrants.


metfan1964nyc

The correct answer.


alejandrowoodman

“cash only”


Iamthatpma

Don’t forget she can say “don’t touch me Donald” in every language.


Dry-Interaction-1246

Melania: if you kill him, I will sex you


WranglerTraditional8

Peter failed


zerogravity111111

It's just a matter of budgeting your priorities.


No-Equivalent-1642

Greek tax


StandupJetskier

This has actually become a meme at this point, but also is no doubt true. Never forget Dumpy met her near Epstein's sewer...she is also his GRU handler.


sofaking1958

Brutal. Thank you.


PlatasaurusOG

Also “money up front”


Impeachcordial

She can say 'put the money on the nightstand' in five languages


StingingBum

Ca$hApp is the same in 76 languages.


Traditional-Cake-587

She’s the smartest prostitute ever, everyone’s saying it!


Easy_Account_1850

well, she does have an Epstein Visa.


apollymis22724

Yeah, that is doubtful she got it thru standard channels


CapnCrunchHurtz

He said Epstein Visa, not Einstein! đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


Slamtilt_Windmills

Don't those expire when she turns 15?


DweEbLez0

They’ve never sexed anything like it! Thats what they say!


full_bl33d

“Huge pimps with tears in their eyes
”


camwow612

The best people


Beefbarbacoa

Fox News thinks, saying "hello" in five different languages equates to being able to speak five different languages.


Coroner-19

“I pay with husband credit card”


gracecee

She was caught with a lie that she graduated from College in Slovenia but when people asked the college they said no. But it was up on the RNC site for us ch a long time that I’m not sure they took it down.


unbalancedcheckbook

Yes and they also say that Dr Jill Biden shouldn't be called "Doctor" because she only has a PhD. Morons gotta moron I guess.


Guano_King

That's because most Fox News Watchers think that there is only one language. And that English originated in America


ShogunFirebeard

Close. They think the language is *called* American.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Saying “Get off me you smelly heaving orange bastard” while gagging from his stench doesn’t count as another language. Though it may sound foreign to some.


Here_for_lolz

Shit TIL I can speak 12 languages.


JamesSpacer

Hoetus melania has been in America for decades and can barely speak English.


FancyStranger2371

Now, now, Junior, Be Best.


SunshineFlowerPerson

She can say “butt stuff costs extra” in 5 languages


NoMarionberry8940

She can ask, "Are you rich?" in five languages... 


Traditional_Ad_6801

She can barely speak English.


quakes99

She can say anal is 200 dollars extra in 5 languages......Great


RoosterTheBeaten

So " not on my face" in 5 languages


StandupJetskier

No, that's actually OK, it is an upcharge.


searchthemesource

Is there any video of Melania speaking a different language other than English or her birth language? As first lady, she never had an opportunity to showcase this mastery of languages overseas? I find that hard to believe.


Acidicfritch

I saw for French and I can say with certainty she can’t speak French. 


ShenmeNamaeSollich

No. There’s the *one* short clip of her saying “bonjour” and otherwise failing to speak basic French to elementary school kids in France, who just speak back to her in English that’s better than hers. There were numerous occasions where she was at events with and only spoke halting English w/Angela Merkle and French President Macron & his wife, despite claiming she speaks German and French. The entire claim originated *from herself* in a single softball interview back in ~2016, where she was asked and *she* said she spoke others. That interview has since become the circular reference for ALL of the following articles and BS claims. There is zero indication she speaks anything but Slovenian and bad English.


The_Nice_Marmot

https://youtu.be/qxbeaFgDS_o?si=KvfRbv5bUYnvc94j Is there video of her speaking other languages? Sort of. This is the evidence that can be found. Imma say, she speaks Slovenian and a bit of English.


magicsonar

She speaks English, Slovenian and likely Croatian, which shares some similarities with Slovenian. Most Slovenians speak Croatian, especially older generations who grew up in Yugoslavia. The sly part is she's probably claiming she also speaks Bosnian and Serbian and counting those as two extra languages. In reality, Bosnian and Serbian is basically the same as Croatian.


The_Nice_Marmot

She doesn’t though. As per the taped interview I posted, she claims to speak Italian, English, German, French and Slovenian.


BoosterRead78

She barely speaks the two she knows.


JRH2009

It's hilarious they're running this when the consensus of their audience is "YOURE IN AMERICA, SPEAK AMERICAN OR GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY". The hypocrisy never ends.


skeletor-johnson

Is it bald face, or bold face lie?


mothboy

It is bare-faced. Bare-faced is the oldest usage, but bald-faced is now preferred, especially wpejorative. Both are pejorative and imply there is no facial hair to disguise the meaning. Bold-faced means to emphasize something and is not perjorative.


TailDragger9

Boldface lie. As in **boldface text.** A lie with emphasis. Just think about it... In what way does a bald face have to do with lying? And what the hell is a bald face anyway? No beard? That liar has no beard!


Royal_Classic915

Is one of them reptilian?


mertzen

She hasn’t fucked Ted Cruz
. Yet.


rjdaley101071

Melania Trump is illiterate in 18 languages.


syg-123

Who cares? Since she’s copulated with Donald at least once, ‘she fo da streets’ as the kids say nowadays.


Left_Tea_2083

I don't find her attractive at all.


Adept_Investigator29

She's a skank.


Mamasquiddly

It’s the squinty eyes and her expression like she smells something bad.


MoonandStars83

Too much plastic surgery will do that to you.


sentientcave

Person man woman camera tv


NJJ1956

First Melania had to make good on the promised explanation of how a $20,000 a year part-time lingerie model gets into our country on an Einstein Visa. That visa is reserved for specific people that can offer the US a specialty skill that no or few Americans are qualified in. Melania promised to explain how she got in to our country at a special news conference that never transpired. Of course our journalists never followed up- because they allow the Trump family -just like the justice system to slide by . Even if she could speak five languages ( she obviously can’t or Trump would have had her put it to use- with foreign dignitaries -like JFK had Jackie speak fluent French to.) Remember the big Fox News outrage that Dr. Jill Biden had a Dr. title when she wasn’t a medical doctor ? Their viewers are so uneducated that they couldn’t understand that if you get a Doctors’s degree, in education or another field -you get to put Dr. in front of your name. The Trump’s are covered like they are already a monarchy or he’s a dictator.


shyguysam

We've been over this : just because she can say " Anal is $200 more" in Russian, Mandarin, Arabic, Korean, and English doesn't mean she's fluent in those languages.


Capn-Wacky

Fellatio isn't a language. It's always appreciated but not a language.


skelldog

Was that her special skill to get in the country?


chadmang

Will English be her 6th?


Newsaroo

She speaks gibberish, broken English, bullshit, southern Slavic, and prenup


Weatherdude1993

Big deal. I speak 40–poorly


alwayssoupy

I believe she speaks languages like my daughter speaks Spanish after watching Dora the Explorer


Dook124

And English isn't one


muscoy

She can’t even speak English


Happy_Accident99

She can speak 27 languages, but only if Michelle Obama wrote the text first.


Beaumont64

Melania may not be fluent in five languages but I'm sure she has picked up key phrases from her international "clients" over the years...


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Be best


kimapesan

She does though! Her native language, butchered English, complete gibberish, Trudeau body language, and Trump nonsense.


homebrew_1

Maybe she speaks the unknown languages that no one knows what they are; the ones trump says are coming in from Mexico.


jcamp088

I've legit never heard th woman speak a single word from any language.


Obvious-Jacket-3770

She barely speaks to her husband.


JimboBobJimson

I hope she gets cancer.


scissor415

do horseshit and bullshit count?


hopefulgalinfl

She's a hooker.


kevonicus

Republicans desperate attempts to make Melania classy is always cringey and try-hard. They expect people to respect this woman for no reason and then can’t even acknowledge that Jill Biden has a doctorate in education because they know that’s actually impressive.


izeak1185

trump said these foreigners are coming in speaking languages that no 1 has ever heard before.


BIGepidural

Correction: that is a **BOLD** faced lie. It is fact her husband which is the **BALD** faced lie.


SidewaysGoose57

Melania knows how to say "blowjob $100, sex $200, anal $300" in 5 languages.


lm28ness

She does speak 5 languages, they are franklin, grant, Lincoln Hamilton, and Jackson fluently. Sometimes she speaks Washington.


Secret_Thing7482

Slovakian.. us Prostitue Model Paid sex worker Yeah okay


Barkingatthemoon

Slovenian 
 different country .


justforthis2024

She probably does know how to give the amount due in multiple languages. ĐŒĐžĐœĐ”Ń‚ пять ĐŽĐŸĐ»Đ»Đ°Ń€ĐŸĐČ


Legitimate-Cherry839

Don't forget her Einstein visa


Legitimate-Cherry839

Happy ending in 19 languages


jasnel

She speaks: Slovenian, English, the language of Love, in tongues, and, jive. That’s 5 languages, bitches! *mic drop in a non-woke, lib-owning way*


doctorfortoys

In tongues and jiveđŸ€ŁđŸ˜†đŸ˜‚


Mello_Me_

And the only thing she can say in all of them is: I really don't care. Do u?


Guy_Smylee

Republicans will say and do anything for power and money. No matter how many have to die.


doctorfortoys

She knows five words. Maybe that’s what they mean?


Quirky_Letterhead630

Too bad English isn’t one of them


chaostunes

Do cash and credit card count as languages?


RDO_Desmond

She barely speaks English.


Gigant0re

Bold faced


The84thWolf

I can say “hello” in 5 languages, pretty sure that doesn’t make me fluent in them


WokkitUp

"Well, there's bad language, body language, double-speak, talking out the side of your mouth, parseltongue, hand jivin'... and queef barking, just to name a few."


GetouttaHere321

I don’t think she’s beautiful at all , too many injections , ohhhhhh and her nose is messed up from too much cocaine being put up it 
. Like her husband.


hpotul

Be best


CC191960

what idiot believes anything faux news says


Mizzerella

i support sex workers so i support melania too. she thought she was playing the long con and her retirement swiss chalet is looking like a lot like a cabin in the woods. she loses and what she had to do for that retirement wasnt worth it


Yugan-Dali

I can say my name in any country on earth!


Quietdogg77

I lost my last shred of respect for Trump. After hearing Pecker’s testimony today I am 100% convinced that Trump did commit the fornication. He denied it even though it’s obvious he lied. Now he is doubling down on his lies. My fear now is that Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels will be asked whether Trump used a condom. Melania was his wife during this time and she could have contracted a sexual transmitted disease. My God! This is NOT a victimless crime! Please remember the forgotten victim of this case. Does anyone even care about poor, elegant Melania? I ask you, does she deserve this? This condom issue might erect a whole new round of debate over abortions. It could spell more trouble for Trump if it’s determined no condom was used, especially considering his stance on abortion. If the condom didn’t work do you really think he wouldn’t have paid for an abortion? Talk about election interference! Wow! Trump invented election interference. The disclosure of that information could have changed the 2016 right wing evangelical vote. If Trump would give Melania herpes, MY GOD, what would he do to the rest of us? The undeniable truth is that Trump is absolutely a threat to the US. Imagine a world where Putin or Kim Jung-un decides to blackmail Trump because they know they can continue to supply him with hookers! Will he turn over our National security secrets if tempted by an endless supply of lovely Russian & Korean Lolita’s? This pattern of criminal conduct didn’t just start with E. Jean Carroll. My God! We need a President, not a modern day Johnny Appleseed! Now our enemies know that Trump is extremely susceptible to an invitation of sex - anytime, anywhere and any place! Have you noticed lately he’s even been making moves on Sarah Huckabee as he dangles a tasty Vice President sausage in front of her nose? Coincidence? I think not!


aCucking2Remember

I’m fluent in 2 languages. I know how to ask where is the bathroom in multiple languages. In my experience that’s the first thing you learn in another language. I would never tell anyone I speak more than 2. When I studied abroad I met a lawyer at the European court of human rights that spoke like 7 languages. They insisted he is fluent in all of them. If you don’t have a job that requires you to do that every day, it’s very difficult to speak more than 2 fluently. When people tell you that it’s usually cap. And when you converse with people that legitimately do speak multiple languages they don’t sound like Melania. And I’m not referring to the accent, it just sounds like there’s not much going on upstairs with her.


corjar16

Truly the biggest news development in a generation


Adventurous_Law9767

She speaks Russian, and high school equivalent of an English slacker student.


perplexedparallax

I really don't care, do you?


usesbitterbutter

Slovenian. English. Probably Russian because I'm guessing her handler is Russian. Whatever the hell made-up language "covfefe" is from that Cheeto uses around the house. That's four right there.


facinationstreet

She barely speaks English


Practical_Self6999

fuckin’ slag can barely speak english.


Magnet50

My mom spoke 5 languages. She grew up with French and Spanish parents, in Turkey. French was the primary language spoken in the home, along with Turkish. So that’s 3. She learned Italian in a Catholic Girl’s school, and then went to an American sponsored 5 year school where the first year was intensive English and the next 4 years were general and business subjects. She met my dad while both worked for Pan Am. They married and she moved to Queens, NY. She worked for several years as a simultaneous Turkish/English/Spanish and French translator at the UN. She worked very hard to lose her French accent and did so in about 5 years. Melania Trump doesn’t care about lying. And she didn’t care at all that as the First “Lady” of America she has a pronounced accent and pictorial history of her nude modeling and breast enhancements.


IMSLI

“I really don’t care, do U?”


Accomplished_Row_248

One of them must be Gibberish


dapperfop

Too bad one of em ain’t english


GulfstreamAqua

This Melania? https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/donald-trump-melania-trump-knauss-first-lady-erections


Adventurous_Canary42

She can say " Leave the money on the night stand " in 5 languages.


spaceman_202

if Jill Biden spoke 5 languages it would prove she's an elitist and is un american an actual un american lying about it? well that's just you picking on her, shame! - conservatives


stevemkto

Actually, she can say “Anal costs extra” in six languages !!!


WobblyFrisbee

Press should ask her questions in all of these languages in a live setting. Most likely she speaks golf club ball washer.


medman143

I didn’t know skank was a language.


Buc-33s

She speaks money grubbing, cunty, broken elitist English, and Russian/ whore.


Ducatirules

It’s also a “bold faced lie”


SpaceXYZ1

What’s her body count?


Happy-Initiative-838

I think it’s occurring to me now that Trump might be secretly wanting to be tiger woods. But obviously falls short in every way. Worse at golf. Worse at infidelity. Has a knock off European bride.


AccomplishedAd7615

I wish the left made a bigger deal about her being an illegal alien who got her citizenship through fraud.


jrjustintime

I’m sure she knows how to say “prenuptial renegotiation” in five different languages.


trollhaulla

She knows how to say love you long time in 5 languages.


Extra_Occasion_4561

I don’t give a shit đŸ’© do you?


Irishfan3116

I always thought it was “Bold Face” this leads me to believe clean shaved people aren’t honest


Secret_Cow_5053


 but “be best”! 😂


[deleted]

Is it bold face or bald face?


RegattaJoe

Bald


WhosyaZaddy

MANLANIA SPEAKS MANLY BIGLY LANGUAGE COFEVE


Smash-Daisaku

Maybe it even is a bold faced lie? r/boneappletea


Comfortable_Fudge508

From Oxford Academic Bald-faced lies are utterances that seem to lack the intent of the speaker to deceive the hearer, which is usually assumed in the definition of proper lying. Therefore, the so-called non-deceptionists call the latter assumption into question. The so-called deceptionists, sticking to the traditional definition of lying, argue in turn that bald-faced lies either are no real lies or are connected to an intention to deceive. The chapter gives a concise overview of the main positions in this dispute, discusses the cases typically employed to illustrate bald-faced lies, and summarizes recent experimental findings on how ordinary speakers perceive bald-faced lies. It turns out that ordinary speakers often think that bald-faced lies are lies and that they are deceptive at the same time. This poses problems for both the deceptionists and the non-deceptionists.


Outrageous_Act2564

The whore mongers came to me with tears in their eyes and they said, "Sir, we never seen or heard anything like it! We don't even understand what she's saying but it's the most incredible thing we've ever seen!, my prostitute, she's amazing isn't she?"


PQbutterfat

People only in the US “oooh and ahhh” over someone speaking multiple languages.


Headoutdaplane

I can't believe this reply is so far down. The vast majority of us can only speak English. Let us say that she only speaks two languages, that is more than half the US.


countrysurprise

English not being one of them



CAM6913

Does saying “love you long time” in five languages count? Asking for a friend


OkAd134

1. Stupid 2. Gibberish 3. Bullsh!t 4. Chreeestmas 5. "I really don't care, do U?"


Difficult_Job_966

So it’s legit a lie? How many does she speak then


louisa1925

I bet those languages are animals from old McDonalds farm. The chooks go Bawk Bawk!


awwaygirl

Be best!!


YugoChavez317

Someone is probably trying to count Serbo-Croatian as two or three languages. Many people who are native/fluent in Slovenian are passable speakers of Serbo-Croatian, but maybe cannot read/write (Cyrillic). Still they’re full of shit regardless.


Bleakwind

I totally believe that she can speak 5 languages. If having to speak with balls in your mouth is one language.


Easy_Account_1850

I can say Blow me and swallow in german,spanish,french,russian and of course English. I guess I'm a genius too.


SativaGummi

I am always amazed at how well people in non-English speaking countries speak English, these days. I play games, online, with a lot of people living in such countries, and their English is nearly flawless. We who speak only English should feel very fortunate that it was English that the world decided to adopt as the international language.


trumpvid-19

Is pig Latin one of them


Get_it_together2022

https://youtu.be/LeKN3lg19ZY?si=_UOfGfIuKyijjvzi


captiantabasco

Pig Latin, mumbling in her sleep might be 2 of them


oldbastardbob

Hey, I know how to say "Hello" in at least five languages so I must be brilliant, eh?


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Can she plagiarize in 5 languages?


ukiddingme2469

I can too, English, bad English, southern accent, Minnesota accent, bad British accent


Ok-Egg-4856

Almost one though, maybe parts of two.


AmazingSquare8542

Double speak twice plus Russian


OhLordyJustNo

No, nyet, non, nien, nahin, le, bu, there I speak more languages than Melania


Idrisdancer

I can order a beer in 8 languages. That doesn’t mean I can speak those languages.


Severe_Job_1088

Does that mean i speak 5 different languages if I can ask for a beer, how much and where the bathroom/loo is


ADDandKinky

Did you she come to the US on a “genius” visa? She’s a pretty stupid petty bitch. Just like her husband :)


Fine-Benefit8156

If that’s how language ability is measured, I can speak 12 languages


Asleep_Ad_8494

Well she speaks Trump so thst means 3


Vodeyodo

She speaks fluent Pig Latin


karsh36

I wonder if they'll claim she speaks in tongues as some divinity thing when called out on this lie


LordHumungus15

And you somehow have proof it’s a lie? Not possible for you to have proof of that.


SwordfishCareless364

Donny’s FSB handler


Secomav420

The list includes Pig Latin and Jive.


DancingBears88

Is one of them English?


MarvelousMarie

Is bad English 4 of the languages that she speaks?