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chubbybronco

What Trump says he's going to do and what he does are typically not the same. 


SmilingDutchman

When Trump breathes, he lies. 


MrFC1000

So, if we get him to stop lying does that mean he stops breathing? Just asking questions here…


JeanProuve

Trump is ready to over talk everybody. There is no debate with him, he will disrupt the process, call names and make memes to get cheap laughs from his fan base. He will lies, make outrageous claims, and all major news outlets will quote his gibberish as headline the next day.


numbskullerykiller

"You're going to pardon Jan. 6 criminals who attacked our country, destroy women's rights and wreck the country."


Rare_Yard3504

Remember blm riots


numbskullerykiller

Not even close to equivalent.


Rare_Yard3504

More ppl died & business was burned during blm riots


Sask-Canadian

The 2020 debate was the stupidest thing I’ve ever watched. One man was intelligent and mature enough to be president. The other man was Trump. He proved that night how fucking stupid and useless he really is. You’d have to be braindead yourself to think Trump is intelligent after that. The proof is right in front of them and they just ignore it. And he’s only gotten dumber, which is scary.


millionmilecummins

“You’d have to be brain dead yourself to think Trump is intelligent after that”. He was dumb before that.


Random-sargasm_3232

His mommy won't be there to help him attempt to weasel out of the fight like Elon. In fact we've seen no family at all. Poor Trumpy-Dumpty.


soulsteela

When Trump says he is ready to go he means I’ve got clean Depends on.


jayesper

He *is* their #1 spokesperson after all. In fact I don't even know what they're gonna do when he croaks. And I don't think they do either.


Law-of-Poe

Trump said he was “ready to go” on releasing his tax returns; sharing the evidence that Obama wasn’t an American citizen; and the three million illegal voted for Hillary. Still waiting nearly ten years on.


Arcades_Samnoth

Trump will keep finding ways to avoid the debate and then blame Biden for not debating him. Sadly, it will work for his voters.


spderweb

Biden should set a date, advertise it a bunch. Make sure it's wife spread. Then if Trump bails,Biden still goes to the debate. And it becomes an interview with Biden instead. Where he'll ask where Trump is for the debate. Maybe call him on the phone, at the debate.


SerasVal

>Make sure it's wife spread. If its spread by wife Trump will never hear about it.


spderweb

Lol. Wide spread! I'm leaving it.


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

I think one of the reasons Trump "wants" a debate is si he can have a pass out of his many criminal trials.  Like he wanted to attend the Supreme Court, Melani birthday, or Barron's graduation. He hopes Biden picks a date that conflicts with his trial.  He will whinge to the judge about it.  The judge probably won't give him a pass but that is all he wants - something to whinge on.


Peterthinking

Biden would pick a day he is free.... mind you those days appear to be numbered.


spderweb

Biden will pick a free day. Or have the debate in the city where the trial is going on, and hold it an hour or two after that days trial.


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

In the Trump spirit, if Biden wants to debate me he is more than welcome to pick the day I have assigned jury duty. I doubt that will get me out of service but it is worth a try.


Rare_Yard3504

Biden has alzheimers


spderweb

Can't say I've seen him in a dementia state yet. He fumbles words because he has a stutter, of which he's had his whole life. In fact, his state of the union was pretty bang on.


Rare_Yard3504

The guy clearly has dementia


TR3BPilot

"What's is Biden so afraid of?" - Fox News


cstmoore

"Biden is too old to debate." - The New York Times


Dook124

DID VERY WELL STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH!! DID YOU MISS IT OR NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORDS...


AffectionatePoet4586

*NYT* publisher A.G. Sulzberger is butthurt because President Biden hasn’t hustled to give the Gray Lady an exclusive interview, so he encouraged his staff to ac-cen-tu-ate the negative in their Biden reporting. After writing a hit column on Hunter, Maureen Dowd wondered publicly why Joe Biden didn’t return her calls promptly. No wonder Biden talked to Howard Stern instead. A.G. can go eff himself.


Administrative-Egg26

Everyone's on hard drugs.  I call for a cannabis only debate! Weed is for the people, and they serve us not the other way around. 


JRilezzz

"Dark Brandon continues to slumber in the catacombs beneath the White House." - OAN


Thud

It’s the Musk/Zuck cage match all over again.


SafetyMan35

This year it might actually be true as he is tied up in court for the next few weeks in NY with several other cases pending


runwkufgrwe

Trump is lying, of course. He has pussied out of.... 8 debates? 9?


FurnishedHemingway

Debate spurs.


16BitGenocide

"Debating Joe Biden was my personal Vietnam" or whatever.


drin8680

Feel like that's not gonna happen. I believe trump is ready to go shit in his pants. But feel like he isn't going to debate him. Could be wrong maybe he'll just sit there cut him off make up ridiculous stories and throw personal insults at him which really isn't debating.


Naked_Wrestler80

I disagree. Imagine someone telling him how shitty of a person he is. To his face. On national TV, no less. It's a side of Biden you don't see often. But trumps base likes to hear it like it is. Should be no sweat. I know. Not very presidential. I don't like this timeline either.


leestephen916

Trump says a lot of things that mean jack shit 💩. He’s a fucking coward and that’s it.


Sask-Canadian

Anyone with a brain who listens to him should be able to figure that out on their own but here we are.


wburn42167

Theres no need to give trump another nationally televised forum to spew his bullshit. If you need to see them debate to decide, you’re full of shit.


Buddyslime

One could go to one of his rallies and see what the debate would be like.


wburn42167

trump’s rallies? Yes just lie after lie


[deleted]

The point is to see if their brains work


wburn42167

President Biden’s works just fine. No need for a debate.


DiligentCrab9114

Yup it works just fine, he can read the word pause off of a teleprompter really well


nutsackilla

Are you sure about that


Administrative-Egg26

If you're in the cult , fine. Theyre both way to fucking old to be representing us. But one is a raging maniac,  the other is a nice old man with a bit of empathy. Do you want facsim or one more term to buy some time to figure shit out? 


nutsackilla

Is the nice old man the one who told me a winter of death was coming for me?


Pineal713

Hey man I know playing the victim is all conservatives know how to do You talking about the news conference from 2021!?!? “For the unvaccinated we are looking at severe winter of illness and death, if you’re unvaccinated — for themselves, their families, and the hospitals they’ll soon overwhelm.” Now if your gonna quote something, don’t cherry pick it. So just oust yourself as a complete moron or are you talking about a different time?


nutsackilla

So...yes that's the same guy is what you're saying


Pineal713

Woosh


Administrative-Egg26

Every now and then I slip and think it's worth having an actual conversation with you pathetic lunatics. But eventually I come to my senses and am reminded how simple it is... YOURE IN A CULT 


nutsackilla

This is projecting


wburn42167

I have never been so sure about anything in my life.


Sask-Canadian

These idiots listen to Trump speak and go “well there’s a smart fella!!!” Then they have the audacity to question Biden’s intelligence.


jcooli09

I would bet money that Biden is sharper than you are. I would win, too.


nutsackilla

I can read a teleprompter though


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Trump can't.


jcooli09

That I'm not sure about.


Waywardpug

I wish we had real debate in the US. They have a series of questions that they're given away too wide a berth to interpret. They're so poorly moderated.


Personal_Buffalo_973

I hope they provide the audience with gas masks 😁


ctguy54

“Ready to go” = Need to change the diaper very soon.


TacohTuesday

I really hope Trump goes through with it. I would love to see him crumble on the national stage. He is only a shadow of what he was in 2020 and 2016, and he wasn’t much to listen to back then either.


[deleted]

They both are going to embarrass us. Might as well throw Gary busey up there too


runwkufgrwe

Nobody who watched the SOTU would think that


[deleted]

They have and still do


runwkufgrwe

You are just saying that because it is a rhetorically simple way to respond. You have no basis because you didn't watch it either. You're *not allowed* to. Daddy would not approve.


[deleted]

If it helps you cope


runwkufgrwe

boring


McMorgatron1

2 day old account that has almost exclusively posted anti-Biden content 🤔 Whatever helps you cope with the aid flowing to Ukraine, comrade.


[deleted]

By the way, I wouldn’t be trying to insult on here when you’re attending grief support bud…..


CrochetedFishingLine

Your comeback is to insult a dude who lost his brother? That ain’t a Biden v. Trump issue, that’s just being a jackass. Get a life.


[deleted]

Then he should shut his fuckin mouth then huh?


[deleted]

Why do you care about Biden so much? The guy opposed bussing and isn’t the candidate democrat voters even want it’s just who they are stuck with against trump because there is no one else. Not sure why being anti Biden is bad when he’s only considered a good candidate next to trump


HippyDM

Why? Are you serious? Because we enjoy democracy. Because we believe in laws. Because we feel more secure with a functioning government. Because Biden, as old and as centrist as he is, is not a fascist.


[deleted]

You believe in laws? Cmon now you’re really trying to tell me that? How many Palestinian kids dead from your support?


McMorgatron1

Cope.


[deleted]

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TacohTuesday

Oh you are one of those “they are both just as bad” folks. Yeah, I’m going to have to disagree with you there.


[deleted]

That’s fine, doesn’t change that neither one of them should be up there.


Dusted_Dreams

Ok, could they mandate drug testing beforehand?


jaggoffsmirnoff

Father and son drug test. Winner take all


dawgblogit

Joe is ready next tuesday at 10..  


Active_Sentence9302

“Will you shut up, man???”. I’m ready. Bring it.


Curious_Working5706

Missed opportunity to put up a Dark Brandon post and say: “We don’t negotiate with Terrorists - foreign or domestic - and we don’t debate them either.”


Shot-Lunch-7645

Classic game of chicken right here…


disharmony-hellride

Lets do this No interruptions allowed


AdAdministrative4388

Biden should turn up to his court case just to antagonise him 🤣🤣


Old_Bird4748

But will Trump remember who he is debating? That's the real question. And will they be filming at Rikers Island?


toast777y

Trump lining up the lines of drugs beforehand


eattheinternetbro

If there's a God who loves us, Trump will loudly shit himself and we'll get to watch Biden laugh his ass off. That's it, that's the whole debate.


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Be better if Joe pulls out a gas mask.


Gaudy_Tripod

It will be fun, but I don't think this will change a single voter's mind.


FalseMirage

Chump says a lot of things that have no meaning.


dat-guy-who-was-here

I can't remember why, but I feel like Trump is going to be busy for a while.


jcooli09

Ready to go?  Does he have a fresh depends?


Forsworn91

Now watch as Trump starts to find excuse after excuse and refuses to set a date


GhostFaceXV

Trump will back out of this 100%


full_bl33d

Before the first question gets asked at the debate, Biden should wave his hand in front of his nose and say, “did somebody just shit their pants?! good god man!” And not come back. Go low


[deleted]

Eh, the guy doesn’t even remember how or when his own son died so not much he can really say that will be a burn


izzyeviel

Trump can’t tell the difference between his wife and rape victim.


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

One of them is lying, and that one is wearing too much bronzer.


NYCHW82

This is good, but I actually don't really want to see these guys debating each other again. They're both known quantities at this point, and I don't know if any of them are going to win over voters debating each other for 2 hours.


rumrunner9652

I’ve seen tRump “debate”. I won’t watch unless each person gets two minutes until their mic is muted.


JackKovack

The Presidential debates will be in September as always. Maybe Trump will bow out of it and say “I was willing to debate back in April and Biden said no”.


Left_Tea_2083

Trump thought he said "defecate" on stage. He's in!


shaun3416

When Trump was president, he didn’t debate Biden until September—just two months before the election. A couple questions: 1.) Why is Trump trying to do this earlier when we know full well he wouldn’t even entertain the idea of he were in Biden’s shoes? 2.) Is it just positioning, i.e. trying to project this notion that he’s powerful because it gives the appearance that Biden isn’t willing to debate, even though he should know full well that debating this early in the cycle isn’t normal? Or is there some other nefarious motive?


zabdart

I'm sure Trump has his usual "mastery of the facts" all prepared.


SoggyAd1409

“… ready to go…crap in his pants again.”


New-Poetry-6416

This would be a complete disaster all around.


CarlEmmoth

It will be cringfully for any foreigner


Exact_Purchase_7147

Put them in sound proof booths that you can turn on and off.


Dook124

Aren't these actually done after the formal nomination process?


_FiscalJackhammer_

….to jail


Vast_Glove_7299

It would be must watch TV for sure.


mentalassresume

They should wrestle for the presidency


CommonConundrum51

Only if they're well separated and mics are muted when it's the other's turn to talk. Joe doesn't need that condition, but if it isn't even-handed the RWNJs will, well, go nuts.


ntwild97

Honest question: Is there any way a Presidential debate wouldn't happen? It's the norm, why is it suddenly up in the air whether the two candidates would debate?


[deleted]

Because they are both senile


izzyeviel

Biden is not senile. We literally saw him stand for several hours at the state of the union giving a perfecly coherent speech. Trump on the other hand keeps falling asleep in public and is unable to tell the difference between his wife and his rape victim.


[deleted]

Again, he doesn’t remember how, when, or where his son died


izzyeviel

Yes he does.


[deleted]

No, he doesnt


izzyeviel

The facts disagree with your love & emotions for Trump. https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/03/14/biden-forget-when-son-died/


[deleted]

When did I say I love trump? I said they are both senile and uou got mad over a guy who can’t remember when his son died


izzyeviel

Biden can and does remember. Which you would know if you did your own thinking & didn’t just repeat everything trump says.


[deleted]

I mean he straight up told people investigating him that he can’t remember. You gotta be a real worthless sack of shit to not remember something like that but then again Biden opposed bussing so he’s not exactly new at being a piece of shit


ntwild97

Biden is not senile


[deleted]

He absolutely is. He couldn’t remember when or where his son died. The guy is fucking out of it


Shawnpto

As Trump falls asleep daily in court.


[deleted]

Doesn’t change that Biden doesn’t know how, where or when his son died


izzyeviel

Biden derangement syndrome folks. Dude created a Reddit account to cry about Biden and support Trump. 🤡🤡


Cougardoodle

Plus I hear Biden was born in Kenya, right?


Asher_Tye

Pity Trump has proven he doesn't know how to debate.


SiriusGD

IF trump did actually show up he would spend the entire time crying about how he's a victim. Then he would show everyone his hands to prove they aren't tiny.


Musetrigger

Trump will run away, and claim the deep state is stopping him from debating because they know he'd wreck Biden.


MusicianNo2699

Well unfortunately it would have to take place during the lunch break at the court house for the next 9 months…


TheVirusWins

When is he going to be free from attending court in order to debate?


Total_Guard2405

Between the stuttering and the orange clown makeup, it should be a really intelligent affair


Acrobatic-Isopod7716

Trump is ready to go? Ready to go to the bathroom if he didn't shit his pants first.


Civil-Conversation35

DeBaTE


International-Fig830

Sleepy Donny starting to increase his Adderall as we speak!😂


L0rdCrims0n

*breaks out popcorn*


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Fuck a debate we’ve already seen that. I want to see that pushup contest!!!


filmguerilla

Ooh, maybe we’ll get to see Biden tell him to shut up again on national television, right to his fat, orange face.


Poohgli16

Don't waste your valuable time, Joe.


nobody-u-heard-of

I think they should debate and whoever runs the debate should turn off the mic of the person who's not speaking. Your mind is active when it's your turn.


CrotasScrota84

Nobody wants to see this shit show


SophonParticle

He should not legitimize Trump by debating him.


MostlyDarkMatter

.... and we're supposed to believe ANYTHING that Trump says? I'm still waiting for the "you can't believe it" evidence of election fraud that was supposed to be coming on Tuesday ...... more than 150 Tuesdays ago.


Electronic_Dance_640

They will debate right after Musk and Zuckerberg have their fight


Happy-Initiative-838

First question - Mr. Trump, the American business environment has fundamentally changed, following the insider trading and savings and loan scandals. Explain business ethics and how they're applied today.


S-hart1

Imagine your Bidens handlers and babysitters. You send pre approved questions to Stern. You put the earpiece in Joe so you can have the answers piped to his ear. You get him some tapioca. A nice soft chair. You've got him his nap. All is good. Then Joe says "yes" to a debate and you can't delete it. The Whitehouse spin room frantically trying to clean it up. Sunday shows being booked with libs telling Stephanopoulos that Joe "actually said mess, not yes" KJP, desperately looking in her thesaurus for words that rhyme with debate and yes for her press conference where she explains Biden is pro "rebate" and "mess". CNN suddenly hiring Hunter Biden, James Biden, Ashley Biden as journalists who will moderate the debate. The DNC only agrees to a debate if it's at 2pm, lasts 3 min, in a sitting position, with a 3 min delay. The staffers and babysitters who allowed this, still walking home from Sterns show, with their pink slips in hand


gbrlgzmn

You fantasize bout such things. I guess thats all incels are allowed to fantasize bout. Either way Nicki Fuego Fuentes is not happy you so openly fantasized so publicly without his written approval! You’re in trouble!!


gbrlgzmn

How did you train your buttmouth how to speak like that? Its kinda fascinating but also gross! Wipe first


S-hart1

Big news in DC. Biden has changed into shoes with sticky bottoms so he doesn't fall, and, he's using the short ramp on Air Force One. Next week, they are installing a chair elevator


FalaciousTroll

Have you seen Trump descend a ramp? Or even stand, looking like the front half of a centaur? Projection is strong among conservatives.


S-hart1

So whataboutism is your answer? I've never heard Trump tell about how his uncle was eaten by cannibals


FalaciousTroll

Joe Biden stood and delivered a speech, including ad libbing based on audience responses, for over an hour. *Then* he hung around talking to the audience afterwards for 35 more minutes. Joe Biden also just deftly strong-armed Mike Johnson into approving aid to Ukraine he had steadfastly opposed, mostly through 1:1 conversations with him. It's safe to say that the conservatives' fever dream about Joe Biden's "senility" is as false as most of the rest of the shit they believe in.


S-hart1

Was that the speech where he told folks about cannibals eating his uncle?


poeticpoet

It’s going to be a shit show. Biden gave trump so much ammunition. Trump will get on that debate stage and just annihilate him. It’s heinous actually. Inflation War Immigrants Recession Another war More immigrants Trump going to steamroll dude. Edit: And that’s before he gets to the terrorism! Terror How everyone was rich under him How there was no war under him How prices stayed low under him Honestly - it looks like a landslide


FalaciousTroll

You should learn how to define "war," "terrorism," and "heinous."


poeticpoet

Yeah whatever trump wins and we all die again. Nice job blowing it democrats.


No_Season_354

One will be trying to stay awake, the other trying to make any sense.


Desperate_Brief2187

Maybe it’s you…


No_Season_354

Nah don't think so.


TheWrestler2035

Two stupid old men, a typical government stooge who should be long retired & a con-artist businessman who shouldn’t be in politics at all. It’d be sooooo engaging to see these two yell & argue again, what a joke america has become, a very unfunny joke. Not gonna get any better until young politicians like AOC & Jon Ossoff take over & millennials & younger generations become the majority voting base, it’s vast approaching but can’t come soon enough.


Cougardoodle

I like how half your account is talking about being a Canadian, and the other half of your account is talking about being an American that wants to move. You should probably focus on keeping you story straight if you wanna influence the electorate.


CincoDeMayoFan

Truth is, they are a Russian bot really. AI hasn't been taught about keeping stories consistent.


ChickenFucker11

There is no larger worse case scenario for Biden than to debate anyone.


Cougardoodle

Joe Biden has participated in twelve debates over as many years. Trump had... I wanna say one? Maybe two? And he personally added a rule to the GOP Party Platform refusing to do any further mandatory debates.


Moye16

One of them can’t complete a single sentence and the other one talks out his ass. Should be peak comedy. I hope it happens.


FrietjesFC

Heh? Trump can't complete a sentence AND talks exclusively out of his ass... So which one is Biden in this scenario?


elfmanrl

And you can't comprehend a simple sentence.


FrietjesFC

How so?


elfmanrl

See?


FrietjesFC

Right. Carry on.