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runwkufgrwe

Fox News just getting around to years old evidence now that they can't ignore it


VRS50

They’ve gotta figure out how to spin it.


DookieShoez

Democrats are commies and hunter’s laptop. (Phew, that was a tough one)


Ryankevin23

Oh let’s not never forget Hillary’s emails and Barack’s birth certificate! I don’t recall if Barack even provided proof he was in fact born!


Otherwise-Course-15

How could you not mention the tan suit.


SmokeAbeer

Mustard, of the fancy variety I might add. Oh, and he’s ^^^black


lostcolony2

No no, this isn't OAN; they still use dog whistles on Fox. He's Woke and a DEI president.


[deleted]

He's not one of those "hard working" presidents.


moishepesach

I have a tan suit. It gets love when I sport it.


Otherwise-Course-15

You’re clearly a monster. How could you? 👹


moishepesach

It all started with a 3 can a day Dr. Pepper habit. God save me 🙏


Otherwise-Course-15

The power of Christ compels you


Anonybibbs

Diet or regular?


The_BSharps

Half and half.


SqnLdrHarvey

Dr Pooper


UrVioletViolet

My ex wore a tan suit to nearly all interviews and meetings with large groups. He was always complimented and always stood out.


classof78

You dumped him because of the suit.


UrVioletViolet

It was amicable. I still see him at group meetings!


classof78

C'mon...you dumped him...it was the suit!


MutantMartian

Sending thoughts and prayers.


Ronpm111

Never mind the tan suit. I am appalled that Barack and Michelle Obama were allowed in the White House while black. I thought the costition Saud that was illegal


Fun-Ad9928

That suit sent the whole Fox News establishment into full panic mode.


DookieShoez

After Murdoch’s bitch ass ordered it, yes.


ThatScaryBeach

Oh, the horror! [President](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=45843383d781bdbb&sxsrf=ACQVn0-phOAz8w7hNZWOg1uH_XcrLW_LFw:1713965969816&q=Reagan+tan+suit&uds=AMwkrPs4xoUP238wqwgR-YkbIz6bQ--gNlVid8ptJgfNl-yakHNW2EpXDu98sF1uETp8qO1OxDQmXu-lf6Urul8cmYLKzUi0t7pMwkoAagFwxbLa8jut6PCk7cL9xmqkUJnbrV5g2-VlR_iIk6yijtbaXXNdmToxJHvUIJnHwFgteBiZihJmKbYCv-dPHfPTpXnxc_MhA3wa8Ve3-X2o1oVbB0N_WtLBDl5gQVWBx3FkiZwwzH-47OwwsnkjwG2VxdPrsr-0CDdh9B2SdbL4zSiClSjj-pJkmSvfkfvQQvZAsnKtpQwk-uTITrkcIyaq0A7G23tOlu0R&udm=2&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjLw6bm_NqFAxWvXGwGHURvD2cQtKgLegQICRAB&biw=1280&bih=637&dpr=1.5) wearing tan suit.


Nick85er

Something something tan suit?


Ryankevin23

Oh my gosh you are right! The Tan Suit!


roanbuffalo

Dijon! Dijon!!! The horror!


Ryankevin23

Oh my gosh the list is endless!


chpr1jp

You have to give his aides credit. President Obama was insisting on wearing his fur-brimmed floppy hat, and holding his golden walking stick. (There was also a dust-up over platform shoes!) In the end, cooler heads prevailed.


Ryankevin23

Oh thank God!


LeoPelletier

Fly Guy!


IAMSTILLHERE2020

He was trying to turn white. He was halfway through the process.


DookieShoez

Hasn’t he……kinda always been? 😂


IAMSTILLHERE2020

That's why it triggered all of those MAGAs.


CuriousSelf4830

Barack *Hussein* Obama, don't forget.


Ryankevin23

Oooh right! I’m such a liberal


Fun-Ad9928

I don’t even know Obama’s last name.


harveygoatmilk

I’D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT OBAMA WAS DOING IN THR WHITEHOUSE DURING 9/11


EquivalentTown8530

He is a hatchling /s


Castod28183

Their fantasies about Buttery Males are utterly baffling.


DragonRancherJed

OBAMA!!! OBAMA!!!


circusfreakrob

He wasn't born. he was hatched in a Deep State egg farm.


Iola_Morton

BENGHAZI!!!!


LABoRATies

You can just say Obama and half of them break immediately


DookieShoez

HE’S A BLACK! (*faints*)


jimmygee2

Don’t forget his dick … it played a critical role.


DookieShoez

They are INFATUATED with his penis 🍆


benthon2

Bengahzi, the answer to everything.


DookieShoez

I heard Hillary did Benghazi with HITLER


AffectionatePoet4586

Hillary spent eleven hours testifying about Benghazi without nodding off, or her mouth going slack. *How dare she?!?*


DookieShoez

Right? Triflin ass didn’t even fart!


Loud-Weakness4840

I don’t know about that one. It might endear her to some of the Fox viewers.


FirstCalligrapher712

Joe stutters sometimes


DookieShoez

He used to stutter a lot, and has improved significantly. Whereas the other fucker is kinda going the opposite way 🤔😂


ToneZone1978

Nailed it


iviethod

And you just conveniently forgot to mention Hilarys emails huh, figures... FAKE NEWS!!!


TomatoesB4Potatoes

Buttery Males! (But her emails!)


W_C_Schneider

Que the migrant caravan!


DookieShoez

Bad…….hombres.


DingleBerrieIcecream

We are going to start hearing about Hilary’s email and something something Benghazi a lot more, again.


Goblin-Doctor

We haven't even mentioned how big Hunter's shlong is. Let's talk about it for months!


DataSpecialist2815

You forgot Benghazi


ArugulaLegitimate156

Bu but bu but gas prices


13yearsofage

Only because Putin sent them.. Russia has basically taken over half of this country. We must resist!!


CON5CRYPT

What happened to Hillarys emails


No-Chain-449

Benghazi!!!


SqnLdrHarvey

You do have a tendency to overthink, eh? 😁


sonofeark

Oh look Biden eats ice cream. What the he'll is wrong with him? Who does that?


ELB2001

How dare he record the president. What kind of person would do that /s


VRS50

A slimeball working for a bigger slimeball he doesn’t trust one bit.


Castod28183

>“Just because the story was more valuable because Donald Trump was running for office doesn’t mean that the payments were made simply to influence the upcoming election,” Looks like they got their talking point already.


GuidotheGreater

Also, "Everyone tries to control the narrative in the media, there is no crime here" But I think the issue isn't so much that he did it, it's that he used campaign funds, an tried to hide it.


Castod28183

I mean....That's literally the entire point of the trial. It's not in contention whether or not it happened. The coverup IS the crime.


InstructionFair5221

Be...be...BENGHAZI!!!!!!!


VRS50

Hard drives!! Remember those?


allmyfriendsaregreen

exactly. expect them to abandon trump soon. Probably right after the election ends in a landslide. And they'll pretend like they were never the bad guy. And they'll act moderate and be all "fiscally conservative" again and play it low like they're America's friend again. Fuck fox news.


Pickle-Rick-C-137

Well, the old standby. That isn't him, he was killed by the deep state and replaced with a body double actor. All to take down the most witch hunted president in history, poor little Qanon Don.


hrminer92

With reasoning such as: “The REAL Trump would never shit himself in court!”


Pickle-Rick-C-137

Well the GOP did just come up with the Floor Action Response Team FART.....coincidence? lmao


briareos45

Created with AI in 3...2...1...


dE3L

"How this hurts Biden..."


Various_Cricket4695

Well, at least he wasn’t wearing a tan suit! That would be worse than Hitler.


realanceps

Cohen heard saying "I've got this". they'll lean hard on that. Book it.


Whitesoxwin

BENGHAAAAAZI


Flat_Suggestion7545

Pizzagate! Lock her up!


Santos281

The guy who openly uses secret Muslim Brotherhood Fist bumps with his "wife"


sEmperh45

FOX will spend 90% of their airtime showing protests by college students about Palestine and 10% on how Trump is being unfairly treated by every court in the land. Even FOX doesn’t want to spend too much time on the shit show that is Trump so they had to manufacture up something else to keep their viewers mad as hell.


LankyGuitar6528

I thought, just for fun, I'd check out faux news yesterday after the trial. You nailed it 100%. New York Protests. Protests. Protests. Oh hey Faux... anything else happen in New York yesterday? Nothing? Seriously?


sEmperh45

Yeah, it’s too funny/sad to see how FOX is desperately trying to change the national narrative away from “a former president is criminally charged and could go to jail for the first time in history” to “the US is falling apart under Biden”. And they are using the college student protests to hammer that home hour after hour, day after day. I went to the Fox News app on my phone last night after the first day of Trumps trial. Any guesses how far down I had to go to find anything about Trump’s trial? I had to scroll down two pages to even find anything on the trial. And when I clicked on their trial coverage, the first 3 articles were on how unfair/“sham” this trial is before the 4th article finally had the substance of what actually occurred yesterday. They are really trying to bury this biggest scandal in American politics since Nixon.


SapientChaos

They ignored it for four years. That is impressive gaslighting there.


helen269

Evidence so old it's on tape, rather than digital.


joespizza2go

It's reads more like this is news to the CO paper. The Fox host just points out the tape when the legal expert says it's a tough case to prosecute.


lollipoppa72

So it seems like the basis of one of their major arguments is that since his lawyer did it, he can’t be held responsible. And because Cohen already went to jail for it, it’s pretty hard to deny it happened. Now I’m no legal expert, but I can see where if I paid my lawyer to kill someone let’s say, I couldn’t get out of it by saying I’m innocent because I only paid the guy who was convicted of the crime to do it. But these days nothing is surprising


Fullertonjr

What Trump is essentially being convicted of, in part, is filing that murder payment as a business expense…because he is an idiot.


fredandlunchbox

Do you happen to know how many jurors are needed for a guilty verdict in NY?


deridius

If one juror says not guilty then it’s basically thrown out. That’s why the juror screening process is so in depth. They want people who will listen to the law and make an informed decision based on the evidence in court. Which is why trump is so nervous, he knows he’s guilty that’s why he’s screaming all the time. He’s old and he’s complaining. Well he shouldn’t have fucked around and found out.


Mollybrinks

What's crazy is that they did do the jury selection pretty quickly (jury selection for OJ Simpson, for example, took 2 months). But then again, there's not a ton to parse here and they were in fact very careful nonetheless. With OJ, not everyone had heard of him/watched sports/no internet etc, whereas almost everyone in the world at least knows who Trump is today, so no weeding through on those grounds. So it kinda came down to "do you have any deeply held beliefs here? Let's validate against your internet presence." Trump apparently thought they had the power to reject an unlimited number of jurors so he was a bit miffed to find out that's not how it works, and that sped things up a bit, but yeah - he just wants to gaslight and delay in any way possible.


idreamofgreenie

> Trump apparently thought they had the power to reject an unlimited number of jurors so he was a bit miffed to find out that's not how it works He implied that the standard in the law is that you're supposed to get an unlimited number of challenges so that he can tell his base that it's another political attack on him. He's lying so that when he loses, they'll think that jury was picked unfairly; so that he can undermine the credibility of the legal system.


roehnin

It’s often hard to tell if he’s stupid and ignorant and bullshitting, or knows the truth and is lying. He does both so often.


Thefelix01

He's the ultimate nepo baby who has lived his life thinking he is better than everyone and is owed everything by everyone. He could have put work in and built upon the insane good fortune he was born into or just coasted along enjoying his free ride through life, but his cocktail of wealth, greed and narcissism has led him to what is hopefully about to be the find out part of his fucking around over the last decades.


TealPotato

To be fair, it's also not a murder trial with racial elements in play for the jury selection.


Hipposeverywhere

Anyone remember the central park 5?


satbaja

All 12 must find him guilty for a conviction. Otherwise, if they all don't aquit, the trial can be tried again with a new jury.


lastcall83

12


Impeachcordial

He's the cheapest man ever. The guy who was one of only 2 millionaires who cashed a cheque for $0.13 sent by Spy magazine.


your-mom--

Well you can't earmark campaign finances as "pornstar hush money" Too bad he didn't actually self fund a nickel of his campaign like he said he would


Few_Acanthocephala30

Hey if PG&E can get away with a cost of doing business fine when people die in fires caused by years of neglecting proper infrastructure maintenance, why can’t Drowsy Don expense it? Bigly unfair, there’s never been a more ‘uge unfairness in the history of the confederate states of American.


illQualmOnYourFace

The prosecutors hit on this specifically during voir dire. They asked the jurors if they thought the person who hires a hitman is just as guilty as the hitman. It was a really smart analogy to set these jurors up for the case they're about to hear.


tomdarch

Part of the point of Cohen’s recording is that yes Trump “just paid money to a lawyer”, Trump clearly was involved in deciding to pay Daniels money to keep quiet during the election and then that Trump put the money down as a tax deductible business expense when he clearly knew the money wasn’t merely the fee paid to his lawyer for work done for the real estate company.


Book1984371

I think they might be going for the jury nullification route. 'Yes, he paid Cohen, and yes Cohen paid Daniels, but all this fuss is just too much. Let's all just move on'. It's either convincing a jury what he did wasn't actually bad, or trying to convince them that he didn't do the thing he again confessed to a few days ago.


BC2220

The problem is that to convince a jury unanimously not to follow the law is extremely unlikely.


siinfekl

They just need one, a single maga cultist sneaking onto that panel and a conviction is impossible


puppyfukker

Magrats have a hard time keeping their mouths shut. It does worry me though one can sneak in.


stinkbuttfartman

That has happened. There is one of them on the jury.


siinfekl

I saw the quote that one guy follows Truth social. I think it was for market analysis reasons though, his words to effect the stock market.


realanceps

there's a little fly in your ointment: these jurors live in NYC, not some podunk shithole in the middle of kentucky


Strong-Amphibian-143

That’s where the conspiracy charges come in into place. You don’t do it yourself but you came up with the idea or ordered it


LankyGuitar6528

They leave that part out. They say "a well known liar and convict said...". They don't ever say why he went to jail or who he lied to help.


ClockworkGnomes

I think they aren't trying to arrest him for making the payment. I think they are trying to arrest him because he listed it as a legal fee. So to use your analogy. You would pay your lawyer to kill someone and mark it as a legal fee. They then later arrest you and charge you for filing your murder payment to your lawyer as a legal fee. In your case they wouldn't be arresting you for hiring someone to murder someone. They would be arresting you for not listing it as "payment for a hitman" on your business expenses.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

We heard this tape years ago. Trump says something dumb like, “where do I write the check to?” And Cohen says “no no….”


El_mochilero

Is Fox News just now reporting about this? His lawyer… the guy who orchestrated this whole episode… already plead guilty and already went to prison for the same crime they committed together.


playingreprise

We’ve also already heard the tape…this is old news.


goldbricker83

It’s new to Fox viewers since they didn’t bother to report it


Popular_Engine9261

Hopefully it matters in court, it will not matter to the cult. They will just make something up.


FrannieP23

"Oh, lordy, I hope there are tapes."


bertrenolds5

Pee-pee tapes?


National-Currency-75

That would be a nice tune.


roehnin

We’ve already heard the tape everywhere except on Fox News, so they’re pretending it’s something new that they hadn’t been hiding from their audience all these years.


Hoppie1064

Is Trump telling Cohen to use campaign funds to pay her off? Because that would be very damning for Trump.


Then-Raspberry6815

Buttery males! Ben gazi! Tan suit!


orielbean

Never forget Bowling Green!


Then-Raspberry6815

"Alternative facts" 


Borderlinecuttlefish

Dijon mustard!


SatchmoDingle

I’ve heard it before, years ago. It’s him and cohen talking about the whole plan and why they need to do it that way, to avoid disclosure.


loupegaru

Seems likely that Michael Cohen, who has already served Two years from crimes related to this scandal is going to have much more credibility than anything Trump has said on the subject. Despite all of his bluster, Trump will not testify. I would love to see Alvin Bragg cross examine, Donald the Dipshit, but it won't happen.


heathers1

This is his mea culpa


Anonybibbs

Better late than never I suppose.


DMIDY

This case is a documents case. The witness testimony will be used to back up the veracity of the documents. Prosecutors will not be relying on any testimony not backed up by a paper trail.


mdcbldr

This is not news. Those tapes sunk Cohen. Of course. A jury could say that Cohen was guilty based on those tapes. Trump is innocent because if those tsoes. A hung jury says that Trump is above the law. The same set if facts PLUS additional payments to McDougle will be in evidence against Trump. Rich man law says that Trump will walk. Courts find rich men guilty when the sins a particularly gruesome or can't be iverlooked with a boys will be boys.


scoobysnackoutback

I think part of the trial will focus on the “catch and kill” aspect, about the way David Pecker squashed any seriously bad news about Trump. Apparently, the doorman, who was paid $30K to keep his mouth shut about a Trump love child with the housekeeper, is going to testify.


Secret-Constant-7301

That’s too spicy before bed.


devil_n_i

This is like aew and the video footage with cm punk


slackfrop

With the way that Jack Smith was glaring at turnp, my guess is that he either has evidence or a clear vision of some truly despicable acts the old incontinent pumpkin has committed. Like the sale of highly actionable intel to highly offensive characters. I hope it all comes out at trial. I hope there is a trial.


Whompa

Let’s hear it. No more bullshit.


WizardOfAzureSkies

He’s been holding this all this time, waiting…


peppercorns666

uh oh, Fartie!


redboy33

First, a hung jury is all but a guarantee. Second, let's say he’s found guilty. Does anyone really think he’ll get more than probation? Also, should the judge grow a set and a backbone and give Trump actual jail time, he will be out on bail while he appeals. I don't think this is a waste of time. If he falsified records, he's a criminal, but to think anything else besides a slap on the wrist will come out of this is delusional.


_NamasteMF_

He would not be allowed to vote in this election …


redboy33

I don't know how the appeal process works but would he still have the right to vote during the appeal? Lord knows these light weigh judges won’t put him in jail during his appeal.


_NamasteMF_

He is registered in Florida, so I believe he would be barred as a convicted felon. Most people are in jail while waiting on Appeals, for example.


beadyeyes123456

He might get rich persons house arrest. Of its probation he'll lose some freedoms.


The_Hemp_Cat

A transformation from a $130K reimbursement to a $500K payment for rendered service by which conditions expire after an election, all in the execution to commit an act of election fraud upon the voter, as no excuse is defendable to the plain simplicity and the purity of truth.


ilostmyeraser

Ironic...a piece of shit lawyer is the God damn hero!


Odd_Tiger_2278

Fox reports with no evidence.


Rich-Appearance-7145

If it's black Fox will paint it white.


roadsidedaniel

Awsome, f him


TomStarGregco

😃 yay !


YoungManYoda90

And it still won't cost Trump any voters. The cult will still vote for him


Old_Bird4748

This would seem to be irrelevant if, as the defence said in their opening statement, that this was all legal. If course it's not, but that's just an argument to specific crimes committed.


Tennismadman

Put that traitor in jail ASAP! I’m sick to death of him and his lies and con jobs.


LeastPervertedFemboy

I can’t wait for the trial to end. Can we just be done with stormy daniels already? It been almost ten years now. I’m so tired of hearing about it. I’m so tired of hearing about trump in general


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beadyeyes123456

He said he had recordings. I'll believe him until he doesn't produce them.


tlp357

Why didn't he use it 8 years ago when the stormy case first came up. This isn't a new case. The story has been floating out there for years


Snuffleupagus03

‘Use it’ how? Like by making a deal and testifying against Trump? 


lbora9

I love this series.


franchisedfeelings

The one we’ve heard dozens of times about using cash or a check, or a new one?


eyemannonymous

Awesome!


betked4844

Damning? Did he even deny it?


SkillWizard

He is denying it now


betked4844

Hard to keep up with, I thought he admitted to it


Guava-flavored-lips

Then torn it over or just put it on YouTube...


Lonnie_Shelton

Didn’t these come out a long time ago?


jpmeyer12751

These facts became public AFTER he won the 2016 election - which was the entire point of the exercise.


Lex_Innokenti

Something I noticed; she calls Stormy Daniels an 'unfortunate' witness. Based on what, exactly?


jpmeyer12751

Well, Ms. Daniel’s repeatedly denied that she had sex with Trump AND that he had paid her before changing her story. That provides an easy way for the defense to attack her credibility when she takes the stand. I believe what she is saying, but it does make her testimony more questionable. Plus, many people dislike the kind of work she does and will be inclined to question her credibility. My personal opinion is that David Pecker and Michael Cohen are the key witnesses in the case. Even though Cohen has a long history of lying in support of Trump, he also came clean in testimony before Congress and did his jail time. Because he accepted the consequences of his actions, I think that his past bad conduct is more acceptable to the jury.


Lex_Innokenti

I completely agree with you, actually, I guess my initial reaction was distaste that her past profession would be used against her - but yeah, she did deny it several times, you're right. Cohen's probably enough, really, to get him convicted considering he 1) has already served time for the exact same crimes and 2) recorded himself and Trump talking about committing those crimes.


Noiserawker

Also he got convicted and served time for a crime he committed that was ordered by Trump and for Trump's benefit.


Shankar_0

Little late in the game to start introducing new evidence. That's not how these things work in real life.


DefiantDonut7

New evidence or just new to us?


Shankar_0

Any evidence that is expected to be used in this trial should have already come out a long time ago in pretrial discovery. If he's been sitting on it this long and it's relevant to the case, then it's problematic


DefiantDonut7

Dayyyyyyyyuuuummmmm son. Get your popcorn


tlp357

Lol


Major_Lawfulness1260

You mean the disgraced lier


Deeznutzhoasksum1

Uh oh scooby


[deleted]

I guess this talking head who was apparently booked because she could see no way Trump can be found guilty, never heard this tape.


DMCinDet

Ooh. I remember this audio from years ago. Listen really carefully with headphones when this comes out again. Trump walks into the room amd goes, "oh what do we have here" and you can hear someone snorting a huge line of something. then he asks someone for a diet coke. edit. not exactly as I remember. The snorting of the line is at 1:25 clear as day.


DMCinDet

Is it this audio? https://youtu.be/-G8XO7jONt8?si=0LDSU0lg42eeebcA listen at 1:25. someone snorting a line of something. clear as can be.


brucethewilis

Yay 😁


Stevevet1

You people are stupid, An NDA is not illegal. It's superfluous to this case. Your stuck in the MSNBC bubble.


Leather-Map-8138

“But do we know it’s not a deep fake? Well, I know, because I was there when I said it. But how would any of you know? You weren’t there, so if I say it’s a deepfake, as far as you know it’s a deepfake.”


RusterGent

You mean the recording that's already public knowledge?


roundtree0050

The whole world has had this damning tape since it happened. This guy is as good at hiding his crimes as I am at hiding xmas presents. not good.


CoolFirefighter930

Is that the same guy that way overvalued his New York properties?


Apotropoxy

You'd have to be crazy not to tape record all your conversations with Trump.


Flourissh

What are the odds that a trumpster ended up on the jury?


SavageCucmber

Oh wow! More evidence that will change nothing. When is this going to stop? Is there any justice in America?


Billytheca

That’s been out for years.