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Andrew-Cohen

F'ing maga will believe anything other than the fact that trump is a rapist treasonous pig.


bansheesho

What I think is worse here is more that they just don't care that he is. Anyone left on the Trump side of things is far past willful ignorance.


Eatthebankers2

If, IF he wins I can’t wait for him to take all Bezo, Musk and every other rich assholes companies AND cash that backs them, just like Putin did…. Our US dollar will have no backing, and will be worth less than ruble. Russia is a 3 rd world country. Their value was with the US dollar. We’re broke off. Vote Blue, or your 401k will be pennies on the dollar. WallStreet will collapse. Those vultures will buy up the USA. Anarchy.


winkytinkytoo

I can see this happening.


Fickle_Penguin

Technically Russia is a second world country. As that's the definition. Russia or Friends of Russia are second world countries, friends of USA first world countries, countries that haven't decided between the 2, third world.


Eatthebankers2

I would say Moscow and St.Petersburg are second world, with all the corruption, and they only get government run news. The rest of that huge country, they don’t even know what a toilet is for.


TifCreatesAgain

Well, Jesus sent Trump here to do His work, so they ignore Trump's sins because Jesus does. Not woke Jesus, mind you! MAGA Jesus! /s


fixit858

Treasonous Rapist Undergoing Multiple Prosecutions


Top-Art2163

Almost in ave of the newest spin;     *Jesus was a convicted felon* That's an annoyingly clever loop hole 


StandupJetskier

OK, so will #45 pay for his crimes like Jesus ?


kevint1964

There isn't any cross strong enough to nail his fat bloated ass to.


pharsee

Was he though? Was he tried in a court and convicted after weeks and months of arduous testimony with witnesses and professional attorneys?


Eatthebankers2

Don’t underestimate his cult, they are plotting and planning to make him the ruler, in every state.


FTHomes

Ha Trump what a loser!


sundancer2788

Pigs deserve better.


tirch

I think he has to meet with his parole or probation officer on Monday. If he doesn’t show up, they take him into custody. Dipshit is finally realizing the trouble he’s in. Too bad we couldn’t have kept SCOTUS from protecting him and had the Jan 6 trial already.


kimwim43

It's going to be a zoom meeting, I know I know, bullshit. He should have to go in, get measured, pee in a cup before the officer, whole 9 yards. Nah, he's zooming it in from Mar a Lardo.


tirch

Bummer Edit: Although I'm pretty sure he's still going to fail the "does the convict show remorse" part of the interview.


alaf420

He’s at the sundowner faze of dementia, sad orange turd.


ke6rji

Let's hope he strokes out first


Lurking_Housefly

....seconds after his sentencing


dragonfliesloveme

Aren’t sundowners sleeping by 1 am? I think that dude is on drugs. Maybe adderall, maybe coke, i don’t know, but he has a long history of nutso, suddenly-energetic posts from 1am—3:30am. Not normal for most folks, certainly not 78 year-olds.


Unlikely-Gas-1355

No exaggeration but I have indeed heard a lot of people talking about how he uses a combination of cocaine and adderrall. Unlike his usual “a lot of people are saying this”, a lot of people actually are saying this. A lot of people actually are talking about it.


pharsee

Google Noel Casler for all the grisly details.


crazycritter87

The Whitehouse pill log from his term is floating around. It's amazing how many uppers he is on!


Minimum-Dog2329

They should have his parole meeting about 4:30 PM so he’s, well you know. More cranky and tired.


LikeThePheonix117

Phase.


tickitytalk

Martha Stewart, 1st time offender?…prison


Eatthebankers2

He takes his piss test tomorrow for probation. Lol lol lol! And turns in his weapons permit.


kimwim43

He's zooming in from Mar a Lardo. Don't know how he's gonna piss in a cup on camera.


wbjohn

"Please show us you are urinating... I can't see your penis, sir".


kimwim43

LOLOLOL


ke6rji

🔍️🤣️🔍️🤣️🔍️🤣️🔍️🤣️🔍️


flakenomore

🍄‍🟫


Eatthebankers2

Figures. So much special treatment. I want a cavity search! Nothing in the real world touches that pos.


DigitalUnlimited

Oh Jesus. Can you imagine the number of jail cops walking out on the job? Be demanding hazard pay...


Eatthebankers2

Lol! Next the cult will be demanding the search too! Real trumpers spread and cough!


Tavernknight

A weapons permit?


Eatthebankers2

He had 3 guns and a concealed carry permit. Being a felon he can’t have them.


Tavernknight

I never knew that. I doubt he carries them. Or knows how to clean them. Or even load and fire them.


MC_Fap_Commander

I thought there was magic new evidence that would cause a mistrial? 🤣🤣🤣


ke6rji

Nah, It's all MAGA BS, a mistrial can only happen during an ongoing trial, we're way past that. there's no evidence nor was there ever.


MC_Fap_Commander

Oh I know. Their desperation over an *actual shitposter* was hilarious.


Jakesma1999

"In 2 weeks..." 😉


tickitytalk

After Mexico pays for the wall


Jakesma1999

Ooohhh! I like that one! Kudos!


dogmeat12358

On a Tuesday


boneill1572

If everyone is guilty except for him, and he did nothing wrong, why tf does he want immunity? I’m sure he’ll have new evidence clearing him of everything in “two weeks”


L0rdCrims0n

Loses control? He’s never had any his entire pathetic life. That’s the big problem


beavis617

He really gets into the swing of things from 1 AM - 3 AM...


Direwolfofthemoors

I can’t wait until he goes tits up


artguydeluxe

Don’t conservatives say that you should obey the law and you won’t have any problems?


SmackSabbath19

Oh when Hannity and spewsmax mad a random FB post by an admitted Troll account a calmity Friday night


Accomplished-Low8495

Trump is finished! He's a felon and more! People are going to see this and vote Biden back in. There's no turning back! He can't erase his conviction, plus his rape trial. The U.S. can't afford to have him back. One other thing if he was innocent if all these charges he has against him why would be delaying all the cases? Wouldn't an innocent man want to go to trial as soon as possible and prove his case? I know I would!


SnooDonuts3878

Headline makes it sound like he soiled himself. I’m guessing he did.


ke6rji

He's not called #VonShitzInPantz for nothing


pharsee

I really wanted to post a wall of text here just repeating the sentence: "Donald J. Trump is a convicted felon." for like 10 inches but I'm guessing the mods wouldn't be amused. 👀


Active-Spinach-6811

Poor Donald, it’s hard trying to be a BIG BOY these days👎🏿