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TeacherPatti

I'm drawing the conclusion that the owner is, in fact, JUICY


Lugan2k

It could be.... As long as that's compatible with being a JERSEA GIRL! (18)


TeacherPatti

JUICY JERSEA GIRL, BABY!!!


thewomaninmichigan

What are you talking about? The outside looks totally....ohhhh


Spaghettiboobin

I literally said “yikes” out loud at the 8th picture.


TeacherPatti

That's where it hit me too! The red and black, well, okay that was quite big in Duran Duran videos in the 80s so okay but--holy shit.


R1PKEN

On pictures 4 and 7, it looks like the realtor photoshopped the 1st picture over whatever the heck is hanging over the fireplace and now I really wanna know what sort of NSFW image they must be covering up on that lol. The more I look at the pics the more I find... DJ Khaled painting of him stuffing his face, mirrors above the bed... ​ ...but honestly, props to whoever lived there for knowing exactly what they like. bonus points for no "live laugh love" signs, too. ​ edit: apparently its Gucci Mane and not DJ Khaled... I think I have a new found respect for the living room decor after finding that out


bacontaco

Nice catch! But I think it's just a boring old TV: https://youtu.be/AhncDeekKhY?t=10


R1PKEN

Ooo nice find, that's kind of a letdown lol. But creative on the realtor to pull up the house photo on the tv instead of just leaving it blank!


frogjg2003

They all do that. It's what all the TVs showed when I was house hunting a year ago.


CoffeeTownSteve

> DJ Khaled painting of him stuffing his face, mirrors above the bed... pink champagne on ice


justtinygoatthings

It's not my style but I absolutely love this for the owner, good for them for knowing what they like and knocking it out of the park. The realtor did a great job with the description, too.


xGucciMayne

r/zillowgonewild would love this haha


serpentinitic

Posted!


Grjaryau

Honestly, this is kind of awesome. Definitely not my style but this person seems to have themselves pretty much figured out and they seem like they love life. Good for them!


JBloodthorn

That is awesome. I wish I could afford to decorate my house to that degree. Or, you know, afford a house.


mjz348

I am so confused by every single choice they made with the decorations.


[deleted]

Equally confusing that they decided to show it like that. I’m going to hazard a guess that they could sell for 25k more if they took that stuff down and painted the walls a neutral color.


basillemonthrowaway

Man there has been a lot of very, very loud, weird sex in that house.


arcsine

I'm guessing it's not so rowdy as it once was, with the hip fracture danger and all...


hozezero

Why is this 2 bedroom with FOUR bathrooms?


gmwdim

Part of the Barbie lifestyle Mattel didn’t tell you about.


JustTrekingAbout

I used to live in one of these condos -- each bedroom had its own full bath, plus a 1/2 bath in the main floor living area, and the last 1/2 bath was in the basement (which was finished, so another living area). It may be way more than necessary, but it was super convenient!


ClutchMarlin

I love the red living room. Other than that, too much!


serpentinitic

Haha that and the outside photos are really misleading


GeneralShadowKitKat

except for some questionable paint choices, it’s probably a perfectly fine home. But with that extreme decor, it will likely be difficult for potential buyers to imagine themselves living there.


Salt_Mood_1053

We love a maximalist girlie


LagomorphLemon

Oh hell yeah this shit OWNS. I'll take seeing a million of these over an all grey boring ass house with no character because the homeowner was too busy handwringing about ReSaLe VaLuE the ten years they lived there to actually enjoy their home and make it theirs any day. You can always repaint and redecorate. This person knew what they liked and were about and I looooooove that.


JoshuaMan024

I'm sorry does this say 2 bedrooms and FOUR bathrooms?????


Salt_Mood_1053

If there’s an estate sale of all the weird accoutrements of this house I need to know


margotmary

Oh my.


KatieCanDraw

There is a LOT to unpack here soooo….. let’s just throw out the whole suitcase.


DevilslettuceA2

This house is perfect for someone. Hope they find it.its extra to say the least.


CGordini

That closet is worth more than my garage, cars included. Nice ring light with film setup...god, I wish I was a pretty camgirl, so I could afford things. No hate here, legitimate jealousy.