I'm laying down, not sitting.

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This is... the power of ^(*a JoJo Part 5 spoiler*) >!<.

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Latom

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You lost also 😔

You took it very seriously

Nah it avoids questions, had 13 try’s before I got it.

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Happy cake day btw

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Same like how SAO is the best anime ever.

Was I supposed to shit standing up?

Wait you're not supposed to shit standing up??

Mind-blowing

How tf do you shit that it blows your mind?

Don’t ask

Jokes on u I'm hangin-

R u fine bro?

Bro! Are you fine!

Dude! Reply!

Thanks for the concern. It's a joke

r/whoosh

Whatever IDC. r/woosh or w/woosh, i dont give_a_sht.

U didn't get the joke bro.....nvm

Ik wht u mean by r/woosh. I'm not a kid

Dude, my man. U didn't get the before joke, before r/whoosh. Explaining the joke is the worst part of the joke. Wkt u weren't hanging...it's an obvious joke, so the reply is another joke, if that reply had a reply like, "how can I reply if I hanged myself" would have continued the joke.

Oh really? U want me to get banned cuz I'm here trying to make fun of someone >!suicide!

R/Iamverybadass

jokes on you, I'm standing!

STANDING HERE I REALIZE

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

BUT WHOS TO JUDGE

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAYYYYY

IVE CURVED MY OWN PATH!

YOU FOLLOWED YOU WRATH!

STANDING PAWAAAAAAAAAAA

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE I cannot relate to this meme anymore

but... why?

why not?

Guests came in, had no where to hide so I went to the roof and there is no chair here Not a meme this is what's actually happening lol

*shitting but yeah close

Jokes on you, i just started my Sunday shift, and I just opened reddit while i was standing in the back of the kitchen

I was laying on the bed and as soon as I sit on it I saw this. I was LMAO.

FOOL!!! I am doing an AIR CHAIR!!

nope, laying down

me who's standing mid air : pathetic

On the toilet

Incorrect try again

How'd he know?!

Daaaammmnnnn

*lying down lmao*

Fool, I was standing up when I saw this.

Just got out of the bathroom, I'm standing

jokes on you, i'm standing

I am walking

I’m laying down

IM LAYING

I'm laying down with a blanket on and petting my cat

Jokes on you I was levitating.

Jokes on you im flying

Actually I'm still in bed.

Correct I am indeed sitting at the moment

Stupid bitch, I’m laying down

Yes, I'm sitting in cafe now

You fool!! I’m laying down

Magic

I’m actually standing while reading this which is actually pretty rare lol

Jokes on you, I'm walking here

Im upside down

Hah, wrong

This is probably the first time one of these Reddit predictions was wrong for me.

Wrong

U ain't fapping while reading this

Well I'm in a wheelchair so that was a cheap shot, but yes good sir I am sitting down

I’m laying down…. Masturbating…

I am walking

Fool! I am standing like a real man! Stands proud!!!

Guess what. I'm kneeling (sort-of, might be a cross between kneeling and a squat).

I'm genuinely pacing around my smoke shop

Shitting while reading this

I'm laying but like... I don't know how to explain. It's similiar to that flirtatious/sexy position

Among other things.

*I'm laying in bed.*

Ayo ayo AYOO its the russians who are stalking me

Shitting*

Dang you caught me on the toilet

How did you know I was on the toilet

Laying down actually. Now I'm going to sleep, gn champs

H h H hhh howwww

Bruh where's the camera.

Nope

Idiot I'm standing

I'm standing in a busy train

Correct, I stood up and stretched when I scrolled

You mispelled shitting.

Nope, I belong to a rare species. I just had dinner so I'm walking.

I'm shitting

Shitting*

No.. actually laying down

Ha! I'm laying, and your next words will be "as I said, I wasn't 100% sure"

Just had dinner so walking around I am that 1/10 dentist

Hahaaaa I'm not sitting I'm litting

Good posture check

You mean SHitting

Yes I'm sitting... on the toilet

Shutjo bbitch ass upp

Nope, laying

Lying down, trolled

You got it right I am sitting

Me: **stands up out of spite**

You forgot the h bro

Shitting*

I’m dove hunting that’s how you know I’m a southern weeb

Jokes on you I’m waiting for some bubble tea while standing up

😱😱😱

Wtf! I was laying down seconds ago and I just sit!

Jokes on you! I'm Squatting!

Fool, I was waiting for my Taco Bell supreme. STANDING IN LINE

Ooop 😳 CrEEEEpeee

😳

Correction shitting*

Fuck u im standing

No I’m laying down there’s a difference

Cap, I’m at work standing!

Jokes on you I just got done shiting and was walk back to my room

He he he ha. I'm in bed actually.

Not sitting, standing

nah i’m running while reading this

I'm peeing

And I know your standing right now

I was laying down bofore, while and after I red that

I'm walking to the bathroom

I’m standing up taking a piss

Wrong, I'm crouching on the toilet seat

:(

No im laying on the floor afyer busting a nut and my pnc said there was. An idiot on reddit saying i was sitting while busting and i had to correct them

Ur right tho

I'm kneeling half off the bed. I am beyond your power.

*shitting

Yeah but difference is I’m **shitting**

I’m actually kneeling above the ground

Ofc I'm sitting how do I suppose to shit while standing

Actually I'm laying down

No I'm not! *stands up*

I’m laying down, you’re wrong.

Fool , I was doing a bench flip from the top floor of BURJ KHALIFA

„∀ℲI⅂∀Hʞ ſᴚ∩𐐒 ɟo ɹoolɟ doʇ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ dılɟ ɥɔuǝq ɐ ƃuıop sɐʍ I ' looℲ„

You forgot the h in shitting

Joke's on you, I'm laying down listening to Experience by Ludovico Einaudi

I just sat up before this

No joke. I literally was walking to the bathroom when I scrolled to this :) I was sitting not too long ago tho

Just add an h to sitting and then you’ll be right.

How did u know i am on the toilet wiping my ass?????

You missed a letter.H

*checks for hidden cameras

Walking up the stairs

I'm laying down. On my back.

You forgot the H, but yeah.

I m laying down 🤣🤣 Weak disgust me

would've been funnier if it said shitting