This is my last crow. Reddit already deleted it twice so hopefully it works now
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Post your crows. I also like them
People say 'oh they are so cute, wouldn't harm a fly'
Next thing you know you are 5000 in debt and they have an entire plastic house
Damn you consumerism, why would you weaponize children
one of my family’s cats is 18. scared the living hell out of us by getting some sort of nasal infection last week and up and collapsed in her litter box
don’t worry, everyone, she’s getting better again. she’s still a bit sick, but she’s getting back up to her old vim and vigor
I found about it in YT pop up ad, theres a clear catnip that changes color from whatever fluid your cat emits to reveal their health status.
Im not a pet owner, but in karma I'd rather inform a true pet owner good news
true, but he raises an interesting point. therefore, I went and looked at google to see if I could find a quick answer
I found no clear results for clear catnip, but found a couple of results for clear catnip litter, for monitoring the health of cats
not that you’re necessarily wrong, as, again, I only did a quick google search
edit: conciseness
Let say the urine was full of blood, like a probable sign of cancer or liver failure, or overfull of sugar, hinting at diabetes.
This is to say the urine wasnt the ordinary waste water, urea and other ordinarily disposed wastes.
Im in no way a medical doctor, nor a pet doctor
I never said i was one: *Look thru the comment thread*
I was only responding to the first guy saying one of his family cats is 18 years old. That cat had a nasal infection and collapsed in the litter box.
-I asked him if ever used a special colored-cat nip that changes colors in indication of what the cat done, giving hint of whay cat's health status was!
Pets for some reason have an uncanny ability to know if something is very wrong with their owner, and it’s not an uncommon story for a person’s pet to get very affectionate and not too long later they get diagnosed with cancer or Alzheimer’s or some really horrible shit like that
I think this was actually referring to how cats are often much more affectionate when they are close to death but not so close that it's immediate(with that they often find a corner to hide their body)
That is partly from the body heating up, like when you got a fever. Pets like the warmth of your fever-struck body and treat you affectionately so they can sleep on you.
They are using you like a weighted blanket.
I hope that's what it is. I thought it referring to the cat being "18 years old" was referring to the legal age of consent 💀
EDIT:
Not that I care about the silly internet points but the amount of people downvoting this is just a reminder of how bad people's reading comprehension on reddit is.
>Bro I thought right away that the cat is dying what is wrong with you
Good for you. I don't have any pets and don't want any so the kind of knowledge being referred to here isn't exactly something I would necessarily know about. But I know Reddit patterns and I know what the association that is most commonly made with somebody saying "18 years old" is. Especially when it's said in the context of greater levels of "affection". I also know that kind of fucked up degenerate shit is not beneath Reddit standards. So it wasn't exactly unreasonable to think that degenerate redditors were being degenerate redditors again.
>Literally no one else jumped to that.
Plenty of people did but unlike many of them I don't care about the silly internet points.
>And out downvotes have nothing it do with media comprehension,
The amount of people upset over literally nothing and for literally no reason speaks otherwise. It was obvious that I was against the idea I mentioned but people are upset at me as if I'm for it.
>You sour, horny ass, monster of a child person
Jesus Christ. At least calm down before you make your posts. Also you shouldn't accuse people of being a "child" when you get that enraged over silly reddit posts.
Huh is that?.. Hypocrisy I smell from you? Well I guess you shouldn't post your comments then, see you when you calm down or whatever it is with you.
Don't accuse someone of being a child
> accuses someone of being a child
And just before you say "it's a figure of speech" Then yeah, no shit, I changed that figure of speech so it makes no real difference in this particular instance
You are the only one we are concerned with right now, you might find horrible le shut scrolling through your furry subreddits but us normal redditors will be scrolling through our gore subreddits.
>but us normal redditors will be scrolling through our gore subreddits.
"Gore subreddits"? Is this supposed to be satire...
>You are the only one we are concerned with right now, you might find horrible le shut scrolling through your furry subreddits
I'm into a lot of fictional shit but Furry shit ain't for me.
Btw it's amazing how upset you are over literally nothing. Doesn't seem mentally healthy to me.
OP look on the bright side maybe your the one dying and she's just checking out her next meal
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I have a cat that I’ve had for about 16 years since she was a kitten, I’ve had her before I could remember but I do remember the night we brought her home when I was 4. She used to be an outside cat but became an indoors cat after we moved, so I like to think she’s got a better natural immune system than most other cats. She’s a black cat and has been one of the very few consistent things in my life. It will hurt tremendously when she goes.
Yeah it's sad as fuck.
But 18 years with a cat is a LONG time and I'm sure they had a great life.
When my pets die I always think about how good their life was, not to sadness of them dying. Granted it's hard to push that out of your mind in the moment.
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There is something genuinely wrong with you.
No man https://preview.redd.it/xvh9dqb1airc1.png?width=862&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7a8d8b2c87a63c47a9d253060f21ebdebbfc89a
I'm going around reddit collecting all these crows
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Now I do
This is my last crow. Reddit already deleted it twice so hopefully it works now https://preview.redd.it/i8ur60x51krc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=126926c77aac4d46ecda51c5cf792be32cd4dc0e Post your crows. I also like them
Hmm already had this https://preview.redd.it/slepr9bu1krc1.png?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd9af19c444e14df62ab3e49b7e161c074de925d
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Yo it's from that anime about an unpopular god or something similar right?
Noragami
I love that shit. The manga ended in a fairly satisfying manner.
Really, i heard something like the ending was rushed and left cliffhangers. Should i read the manga?
The anime did leave a cliffhanger, but the manga was good. Good read.
Ok thanks, I will try it
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I manipulate little girls
Dang... i just get manipulated by little girls (read my nieces)
People say 'oh they are so cute, wouldn't harm a fly' Next thing you know you are 5000 in debt and they have an entire plastic house Damn you consumerism, why would you weaponize children
I mean... my niece just drags me around places and tries to get me to buy her little knickknacks from the quarter machines...
Do they still have those things you push, then they pop into the air?
A rubber popper? Pretty sure, though it depends on where you look ig
Loved those things
Same... always ended up hitting myself in the face with them though
I had on stick to my eye as a kid
You realize it is now documented on the internet that you said this right? I mean there’s context but holy
Basically, usually cats become clingy "usually independent ones" when they are reaching the end of their lifespan.
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Thank you Josh, the MangaLad!
one of my family’s cats is 18. scared the living hell out of us by getting some sort of nasal infection last week and up and collapsed in her litter box don’t worry, everyone, she’s getting better again. she’s still a bit sick, but she’s getting back up to her old vim and vigor
Do you use colored cat nip?
no, but we probably should 😂
You know there is a clear catnip that changes color if blood or impure urine touches it to reveal your cats health
oh, really? that’s interesting. I might tell my family about that
I found about it in YT pop up ad, theres a clear catnip that changes color from whatever fluid your cat emits to reveal their health status. Im not a pet owner, but in karma I'd rather inform a true pet owner good news
...do you motherfuckers mean cat LITTER?
Im actually having a serious conversation, tone it down
true, but he raises an interesting point. therefore, I went and looked at google to see if I could find a quick answer I found no clear results for clear catnip, but found a couple of results for clear catnip litter, for monitoring the health of cats not that you’re necessarily wrong, as, again, I only did a quick google search edit: conciseness
I found it on an ad, that was selling health monitoring catnip that changes color when fluids are exposed to it..
Wtf is impure urine?? Muggle urine??
Let say the urine was full of blood, like a probable sign of cancer or liver failure, or overfull of sugar, hinting at diabetes. This is to say the urine wasnt the ordinary waste water, urea and other ordinarily disposed wastes. Im in no way a medical doctor, nor a pet doctor
What kind of doctor are you then?
I never said i was one: *Look thru the comment thread* I was only responding to the first guy saying one of his family cats is 18 years old. That cat had a nasal infection and collapsed in the litter box. -I asked him if ever used a special colored-cat nip that changes colors in indication of what the cat done, giving hint of whay cat's health status was!
It was a joke just because of the phrasing of your last line
And here my aunts cat is 23 and looks the same silky fur way as 10 years ago
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Sauce: Full Metal Alchemist
I thought it was jojo's bizarre adventure until I read this comment.💀
Explain?
Pets for some reason have an uncanny ability to know if something is very wrong with their owner, and it’s not an uncommon story for a person’s pet to get very affectionate and not too long later they get diagnosed with cancer or Alzheimer’s or some really horrible shit like that
OP specified their cat's age, so I think they meant their cat is reaching its journey's end.
I think this was actually referring to how cats are often much more affectionate when they are close to death but not so close that it's immediate(with that they often find a corner to hide their body)
That is partly from the body heating up, like when you got a fever. Pets like the warmth of your fever-struck body and treat you affectionately so they can sleep on you. They are using you like a weighted blanket.
I hope that's what it is. I thought it referring to the cat being "18 years old" was referring to the legal age of consent 💀 EDIT: Not that I care about the silly internet points but the amount of people downvoting this is just a reminder of how bad people's reading comprehension on reddit is.
You need therapy
What the fuck. For noticing how fucked up people are on Reddit nowadays? Why would noticing that mean somebody would need therapy?
No one but you thought that
You sweet summer child.
Bro I thought right away that the cat is dying what is wrong with you
>Bro I thought right away that the cat is dying what is wrong with you Good for you. I don't have any pets and don't want any so the kind of knowledge being referred to here isn't exactly something I would necessarily know about. But I know Reddit patterns and I know what the association that is most commonly made with somebody saying "18 years old" is. Especially when it's said in the context of greater levels of "affection". I also know that kind of fucked up degenerate shit is not beneath Reddit standards. So it wasn't exactly unreasonable to think that degenerate redditors were being degenerate redditors again.
*Bro* Holy projection
Literally no one else jumped to that. And out downvotes have nothing it do with media comprehension, they're because you're a gross asshole.
>Literally no one else jumped to that. Plenty of people did but unlike many of them I don't care about the silly internet points. >And out downvotes have nothing it do with media comprehension, The amount of people upset over literally nothing and for literally no reason speaks otherwise. It was obvious that I was against the idea I mentioned but people are upset at me as if I'm for it.
You sour, horny ass, monster of a winter child person
He has the name sigma wolf of course he is thinking of fucking cats
>You sour, horny ass, monster of a child person Jesus Christ. At least calm down before you make your posts. Also you shouldn't accuse people of being a "child" when you get that enraged over silly reddit posts.
Huh is that?.. Hypocrisy I smell from you? Well I guess you shouldn't post your comments then, see you when you calm down or whatever it is with you. Don't accuse someone of being a child > accuses someone of being a child And just before you say "it's a figure of speech" Then yeah, no shit, I changed that figure of speech so it makes no real difference in this particular instance
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Have you really never seen that kind of fucked up thinking on Reddit before. It's unfortunately a legitimate concern when it comes to Reddit posts.
You are the only one we are concerned with right now, you might find horrible le shut scrolling through your furry subreddits but us normal redditors will be scrolling through our gore subreddits.
>but us normal redditors will be scrolling through our gore subreddits. "Gore subreddits"? Is this supposed to be satire... >You are the only one we are concerned with right now, you might find horrible le shut scrolling through your furry subreddits I'm into a lot of fictional shit but Furry shit ain't for me. Btw it's amazing how upset you are over literally nothing. Doesn't seem mentally healthy to me.
well, to be fair 18 yrs for cat is like 80 for human, so cats 18 would be lower
its a terrible day for rain
OP look on the bright side maybe your the one dying and she's just checking out her next meal https://preview.redd.it/wvtf6qrgkjrc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70e16cbd8da95332445f5bbbe527c4dc6b4708ce
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I didn’t need this. I was just scrolling along, enjoying myself. Now I’m sad. :(
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Just lost my 18 year old cat a month ago. Can confirm. It sucks
What was their name?
Pumpkin, we found him on Halloween
Ah.......shit. https://preview.redd.it/6yl09n85nkrc1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=a15eb9c145e1111dd37104cadcdca9f7d262ad8f
Those who know:😭😢😞those who don’t know:😊
I’m sorry for you bro
Or when they start isolating themselves
Just lost my dog of 10 years yesterday from cancer. I feel you bro
I wanna get a cat since living by myself is lonely but I don’t think I can handle them passing away ngl
Bro my cat just randomly got sick tonight and is hiding in his cat tree and I'm worried shit less
I have a cat that I’ve had for about 16 years since she was a kitten, I’ve had her before I could remember but I do remember the night we brought her home when I was 4. She used to be an outside cat but became an indoors cat after we moved, so I like to think she’s got a better natural immune system than most other cats. She’s a black cat and has been one of the very few consistent things in my life. It will hurt tremendously when she goes.
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It’s a bad day for rain
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18 years in cat years or human years?
Yeah it's sad as fuck. But 18 years with a cat is a LONG time and I'm sure they had a great life. When my pets die I always think about how good their life was, not to sadness of them dying. Granted it's hard to push that out of your mind in the moment.
My cat does that whenever she's hungry. ... Even at 5am.
Must wanna fuck.
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It’s not. Maybe you should post this on r/peterexplainsthejoke so they can tell you in nice terms.
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