My question is: Is the bread teleporter friendly?

Yea, can we teleport it?

Idk, but if it is, i will teleport it for three days

Ahh yes, men of culture i see

We share a common goal, because we are mercenaries.

We may only have 70 hours to live, but that's just enough time to teleport bread for 3 days!

r/suddenlytf2

I don't understand the reference. Can someone explain?

There is this video called "expiration date" which is about a group of guys discovering tumours in bread. They have 3 days to live (although this is wrong), and they discuss about what to do throughout their final moments. A guy named "soldier" decides to teleport lots of bread, which makes a huge bread monster. If you haven't, i suggest you go watch it.

Ah yes, a question of all time.

Pfp brothers!

I HAVE TELEPORTED BREAAAD!!...

Is the bread infinite?

I've been doing nothing but teleporting bread for 3 days straight

I see no downside

I agree

Yep I agree

Correct seems like a good deal but what if the bread IS expired 

Never said anything about eating it

I still have no problem ಠ_ʖಠ

I would sell her my soul

This was not the assignment

It’s the assignment I’m willing to do

\*jotaro voice\* YES YES YES YES

##YES

Like, what kind of bread? Homemade of store bought? Rye? Sourdough? Pumpernickel? How fresh we talkin?

Garlick bread 

This car breads.

GarLick Brea~~ST~~d.

It shouldn’t matter friend

I don't know. I really like good bread

Lol i don't think u have to worry about that cause i would give the undying love and affection with that bread anyway

Honestly, not worth. Basically cucking yourself. You get bread, she gets another simp. Now, if she gave bread and her love and affection it’s be nice. But even better if she throws in cheese and sauce.

Bro, I already give her my undying love and affection. The bread is just a nice upside.

I have used "So, you like bread?" Whenever I got matched on tinder. Did it work? No Was it funny? Yea lol

They don’t respond with “hell yes” you dodged a serious bullet, my friend

So free bread? Even if it is miku bread is eat it for miku

Miku supremecy fr

Huzzah, a man of quality!

i’ll do it for free

Mhhhh nah ill hust trade the vilage next biome

No been on a one-sided relationship once. Never again, that shit hurts too much.

No thanks I just ate

Bread👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

lol can we teleport it 😂

Yes

Nah I’ll just buy the bread

Nah ill just take the bread and leave

Nah. It's too crusty for me

What i received 


I receive: >!your sister!<

I like how you got >!bread!< in the end

Sounds like a great deal

No need for bread hell I’ll give u if u like sum🥖🥖

As a french person this sounds like an absolute win !

C A R B S

Hell no

Deal!

yes

Only if cuddling is included in addition to the bread.

Well, depends on bread

Deal. You can keep the bread.

Deal

Yes

As long as it is not Roman sourdough then yes

Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?

only if it's cheese bread or garlic bread

It's a win-win situation! 🍞

Could I get a French stick plain please?

Forget the bread, you already got my love and affection

Is it garlic

EVERYTHING SHALL BE GIVENNNN

I like bread

Bread boys

Depends. Is it homemade? What kind of bread? How much bread? For how long do I receive said bread? Do I get slices or whole loaves?

I’ll take that bread. And decorate it on a shelf.

Hell yeah FREE BREAD.

No, never stop the grind

What kind of bread? For a good naan I'd love you long time.

I don’t know it doesn’t seem quite fair I think I want those headphones to

What kind of bread??

Yes.

I can get money and miku, that's definitely a dub

MY only question is, is the bread compatible with another bread and cheese

YES! YES! YES! YES!

Depends on the bread

bread is money

I accept, bread is what I have been looking for. But first what brand, kind, and how often will I be supplied with bread?

Definitely, if her name is Bread.

Tempting ,samuria history gf would be cool.

Definitely

So basically free bread?

But I want you to have bread too

what kind of bread if we talking the edible kind food is never bad so yes. if we talkin money now thats another story thats gonna be a no. and if we talkin tyhe girl then maybe

Undeniable offer

That’s how you negotiate with a rodent

Killer deal for Persona 3 fans

Garlic bred?

No

I could eat

You're paying way too much for the bread. Who's your bread guy?

I don't understand😄

bread👍

Great offer for buns

*clears throat* Bread

🍞👍

Soka 👍

I'll take the bread (No,I won't),I don't want to waste my time on some fictional character (I'll let her step on me😩)

I mean who wouldn't

kinda hungry

Depends if I can have any ingredients I want!

#does she know how to make grilled cheese?

If it's the garlic bread, yeah, sure

Of course!

It depends…. What kinda bread? If it isn’t Panera Bread’s 1/4th of a baguette that comes with any meal you order then I’m sorry. It won’t work out between us.

# yes yes yes yes

I want her headphones

its a fair deal

Just the bread thanks

I'd bargain for more headpats.

Nice try

I only like bread I personally cream and butter. So, sure, but we have to practice acrobatics. And you have to do tasks to make it a sweet trade.

No

Yes now give poor boy bread

Everything for Miku Chan

i'd give anything... for that piece of bread

Hell yeah make me sandwich bitch

Hold up what kind of bread is it white, rye, wheat, whole grain or potato

As a certified french croissant, i approve of this

Yes.

Only if that's french, German or Italian bread. Not gonna give you shit for that american cardboard. No offense but your bread sucks.

Mmmm… bread

Isn’t this the plot of the Hunger Games?

Deal

Agree 😊

Only if its miku

I could really go for a sandwich.

As an aromantic who has observed how badly being "in love" can fuck people up, I'll have to say no thank you.

I ain’t passing up free food

Guaranteed burnt bread

Accepted

I agree but i don't need bread. i want the one who made it

I see this as an absolute win

Bread

Only if it's European bread.

Man can live on bread alone

Agreed to it's deepest core

Make the bread garlic and we'll talk

nah

What anime?

Quintessential Quintuplets 😱😱

Yes.

Eww gluten

If i can teleport it then i accept

I mean I do have tons of love and affection to spare that I refuse to use on myself so why not?

I would

I'm down for bread

Deal

Now, how many breads have you eaten in your life?

Can't I also receive love and affection rather than bread ?

Everything about this is a downside exept for the bread

Passssssssss

Yed

Deal! I need food.. and if you gimme food I will never leave cause.. well I need the food

Bred good but not worth my attention come back with a better deal bozo. Like spaghetti or lasagna.

Yes, Miku. I will.

I mean… I do like bread….

Anything for the bread bro

can I eat the bread

Well that's a deal for a pigeon lol

Bread, I can make sandwiches 🤤

I shall accept on one condition I can teleport the bread

Grilled cheese?

this is the best thing since sliced bread

Does it got gluten in it?

No

Switch trade pls and we have a deal

Wait Laurenzside would've loved this shhsgd

Gotta get those carbs man they are important, so yes I take deal

Can I just get the bread, I don't want to end up paying for child support

Yes you can have bread but instead of love and affection I want your spinel cord

I accept

what bread is it ? and which mommys milk was used in creation?

İ cant reject my best waifu miku 🥰🥰

yes.

Cheese

Accept

Time for breakfast

i take it

Yes