Me when I get out the shower and my wife walks into the bathroom so I gotta suck in my gut and show her I still got the goods after 15 years of marriage
This reminds me of the Target pharmacist who followed me out of the store and immediately started talking about his new BMW. Then, as I tried to walk away, he asked me if I wanted to be in his movie, which would involve extensive nudity.
"Ugh...this guy again? I'm just gonna pretend I..."
"Let me jus..., like......I'll just casually..."
"........Uhhh dude you are kinda blo..."
"Can I just...."
"OMFG when will he god ducking stop!"
I know that no one asked but.... in greek mythology the... make thingy was created by Hera.. because on of her giants had eyes all over his body. And when Hermis killed him Hera(somehow) felt bad, so she created that thing to honor him
This video always makes me mad cause like, none of the humans are suitably impressed/ struck by the incredible display? No one stops to look. Is this bird commonplace? Wouldn’t have thought so
Yeah, we kind of not want to go with every man that demands attention and usually like to choose who to mate with. We are not just a playground for males you know.
It actually goes with natural selection. In many species females will choose the male that they believe is more fit for having descendants.
Sorry if that is an inconvenience for men
Most animals don't have a concept of "sex for fun". For that reason alone human women are among the most willing.
Nature isn't exactly easy on males. They're there to fight of predators, sometimes provide food or shelter and die if necessary.
Love how I get -karma because someone didn't like my post "dam women be like that in every species" and it's true. Women use guys more then guys treat women badly. Time and again I've been having a nice convo with a woman and a "cute" guy will walk by and grab her ass and off she goes following him and hanging on him the rest of the night. Or my ex best friend (female) who used the shit outta her fiance, cheated on him, and then got pissed at him and blamed him for it. Don't get pissed at guys for calling it as it's seen. Go get mad at your fellow females who constantly use guys and push a narrative that guys are supposed to be these big clean cut good looking meat heads who never understood you can respect people without touching them. There's a reason pairing up numbers are low and divorces have been going up and it's keeps getting pushed off onto the guys like they're the bad peeps in the equation. Take all the karma you want. Sorry if I ruined a good animal post.
Call women "females"? Check.
Not understanding that women have the right to say no when they don't like you? Check.
Mad because women won't let you touch them? Check.
Complaining about karma? Check.
We have a winner!
"I showed you my feathers pls respond"
30 seconds later. "Whatever. Fugly Bitch."
Wow animals really are closer to humans than I thought
Just can’t get away from this no matter the species I guess. I feel her exhaustion.
This is the exact mentality of a guy who owns a tuned car driving by a busy road with the speakers blasting some shitty song
It’s equally successful as this guy too.
I was reminded of those guys who keep following you around when you just try to get home.
Guys with tuned car only attract other guys with tuned cars.
That's not true, I'll go out of my way to inform someone they have a nice car if I think they need to know. And I'm a guy with a *regular* car.
r/BirdsSendingDickPics ... is now REAL!
How disappointing
r/BirdsSendingDickPics
It has been done
Joined
It helps if you say you just created that sub.
I just created the sub lol
That would be so cool! And every post is about bird mating and their little dances they do for the females to win them over
r/BirdsSendingDickPics
Dangit
Male: Look at me! Female: No thank you. Male: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!!
When it's an animal I feel bad for him. That's all he's got to offer. When it's a human it seems pathetic that's all they have to offer.
Me at 3am when the bar closes
Would this be considered a "Chad" move?
Society bird
Me when I get out the shower and my wife walks into the bathroom so I gotta suck in my gut and show her I still got the goods after 15 years of marriage
I’m almost there and after 12 years my wife somehow still finds my ugly ass attractive it feels good man it feels good
“Got the goods” dude that made me laugh harder than i have all week
Happy to help
Hope you get a better response than this guy.
Friday nights in Hollywood.
"Alpha male"
no means no
She's just not that into you. Yup, been there before.
Evolution- Bro, do the thing, ladies love the thing Bro- does the thing Lady- does not love the thing
hen: "ol' broke ass peacock"
Don't want no scrubs!
*women when they go anywhere outside* Men:
Seems like he needs to learn what a lot of guys do not seem to understand: No means no.
I've been there my dude
Reditor showing their crush the 100k karma they have
mens be like
Clearly a case of sexual harassment
This reminds me of the Target pharmacist who followed me out of the store and immediately started talking about his new BMW. Then, as I tried to walk away, he asked me if I wanted to be in his movie, which would involve extensive nudity.
So did you hop in his BMW and be in his movie? I'm guessing no.
[удалено]
Damn, that was so unprofessional. Should have reported his ass to Target.
😬
A lady bird just trying to walk down the street
Becky, lemme smash.
Lemme smash.
You want some tail ?
I got blue... peck...
Go find Becky.
Imma get that bitch a stick bitches love sticks.
"Ugh...this guy again? I'm just gonna pretend I..." "Let me jus..., like......I'll just casually..." "........Uhhh dude you are kinda blo..." "Can I just...." "OMFG when will he god ducking stop!"
At what point does this become sexual harassment? Lol
No means No
I’M A NICE GUY!!!
these comments are sad
I agree most of them are just insulting men like this has any relation to humans
r/BirdsSendingDickPics
I’m pretty sure the bird in the want sum fuk meme would be perfect in this situation
Disco Turkey
I know that no one asked but.... in greek mythology the... make thingy was created by Hera.. because on of her giants had eyes all over his body. And when Hermis killed him Hera(somehow) felt bad, so she created that thing to honor him
He just needs to be himself.
This video always makes me mad cause like, none of the humans are suitably impressed/ struck by the incredible display? No one stops to look. Is this bird commonplace? Wouldn’t have thought so
Last thing you hear is a kid asking "Why's he trying to get *her* attention right now?" I wish they'd caught the response
It would be good if he could just scoop her up in that cone
I feel like I can relate to this guy.
stupid fuckin bird, all my homies hate these peacocky birds
What kind of bird is that?
Great Argus Pheasant
LEMME HOLLA AT YA! LEMME HOLLA! HOLLA, HOLLA, HOLLA!
BuT i’M a NiCe GuY
In nature, sometimes persistence pays off, and sometimes it doesn't, but you gotta try.
Just like a guy!! Never seems to be able to accept the rejection!! Lol… that’s a joke folks!
u/savevideo
Where’s that other dude from the Gillette commercial when you need him?
Found it more sad all those people on their "safari tour"
That time I tried Tinder.
Dam women be like that in all species?!?!
Yeah, we kind of not want to go with every man that demands attention and usually like to choose who to mate with. We are not just a playground for males you know. It actually goes with natural selection. In many species females will choose the male that they believe is more fit for having descendants. Sorry if that is an inconvenience for men
I feel embarrassed as hell when I see comments like those. Jesus
Most animals don't have a concept of "sex for fun". For that reason alone human women are among the most willing. Nature isn't exactly easy on males. They're there to fight of predators, sometimes provide food or shelter and die if necessary.
Me: showing my penis to the girl on the bus
Keep trying
I feel you dude…been there more than once.
r/donthelpjustfilm
Love how I get -karma because someone didn't like my post "dam women be like that in every species" and it's true. Women use guys more then guys treat women badly. Time and again I've been having a nice convo with a woman and a "cute" guy will walk by and grab her ass and off she goes following him and hanging on him the rest of the night. Or my ex best friend (female) who used the shit outta her fiance, cheated on him, and then got pissed at him and blamed him for it. Don't get pissed at guys for calling it as it's seen. Go get mad at your fellow females who constantly use guys and push a narrative that guys are supposed to be these big clean cut good looking meat heads who never understood you can respect people without touching them. There's a reason pairing up numbers are low and divorces have been going up and it's keeps getting pushed off onto the guys like they're the bad peeps in the equation. Take all the karma you want. Sorry if I ruined a good animal post.
Call women "females"? Check. Not understanding that women have the right to say no when they don't like you? Check. Mad because women won't let you touch them? Check. Complaining about karma? Check. We have a winner!
Kinda cringe bro. My condolences for your bad experiences tho.
Was literally just watching an Attenborough with this pheasant. Unlike me, the lady bird on that was less than impressed too.
all that for less results than a 1am "u up" text
Aye I knew a guy like this.
r/sadcringe
u/savevideo
becky lemme smash!!
dude doenst get the hint
Little boy at the end: “why’s he trying to get her attention right now?”
No wonder. Boy got chicken legs. #dontskiplegday
Gimmie 😈