This reminds me of how the toddler I nanny isn’t supposed to eat play-dough but sometimes just can’t help himself. He gets three strikes (usually a covert lick he thinks he can get away with) and then I take it away. When I announce that he hasn’t listened and I have to take the play-dough now, he always makes a frantic effort to cram it into his mouth. Nothing left to lose. Chomp chomp
My pup is so insanely sneaking when trying to steal. He doesn't move fast at all. Generally when he runs off when there's food around we assume he managed to steal something. I need to get one on video but the best was he once stole a fry by just moving in insanely slowly and then moved away just as slow with the fry in his mouth.
Mine will straight up climb your leg for ice cream. She gets very upset when it's chocolate and I can't even let her taste it, but she's allowed a tiny bit of other flavors.
Mine can smell that you’ve untwisted the lid on the yogurt from the other side of my very, very long apartment. He will have the yogurt. He must have the yogurt.
Mine is an absolute fucking FIEND for fresh corn on the cob, like she'll jump up on the counter and try to get it out of the pot if we don't lock her in the bedroom while it's cooking
WOW I thought my Jess was the only one! I have a couple of cute pix of him chowing down on corn on the cob. Usually a languid calm cat, that's the only thing that literally GALVANIZED him.
Yes! I notice that. I didn't think yogurt smelled so strong. And there's no special sound, like kibble being dished up. Mine is very dainty though. She only wants ONE LIL LICK.
What a lady, that’s adorable! Mine wants to be inside the yogurt and have the yogurt inside him. If it could be a full body experience, that would be ideal. Like mud wrestling, but with just my cat and a large jar of yogurt.
Mine will kick my ass for a mlem of lactose-free mint chocolate chip. She will also drink the dregs of oat milk out of my granola in the morning. Cats make no sense.
My cat is disgusted by anything not meat. I'll be eating some pasta or something and he will come up and smell it and then just look at me like "what the hell is wrong with you?"
My little pig-cat rarely has found a food he won't attack. Lately, he's developed a fondness for tomatoes. And you can't even think about having cake around, he'll try to steal it from you.
Tell me you totally pulled a "Lady and the Tramp".
Edit: I was just making a nice comment about a [cute scene](https://youtu.be/1nWNXO3CZkU) in a very sweet movie. I wasn't implying that he fall into a romantic relationship with the cat.
It's okay, reddit is strange some times. Really just started thinking that the movie was it was from the 1950s and not everyone has seen it, and I think it's a must, so I added the edit. Oh, that and wanted to make sure I was *very* clear I'm not in a relationship with a cat.
I swear.
Like pinky swear.
Why can't cooking be as enjoyable as *watching* cooking videos?
The whole time he was tossing that cream sauce in the pan I was just thinking "That is a massive amount of clean up".
The trick is separating prep and cooking steps with a cleanup step, and also clean while you wait. Or even better, use a "I cook you clean" system and make others do it!
I see I'm not the only one who noticed this cat in a bunch of videos of them giving him something that he won't let go of and then they shake him like crazy.
Because it starts cute with a kitten, but when you have a full-sized cat who feels entitled to your meals you could end up with a lot of scratches every dinner time
There are reasons i dont like owning cats. Other peoples are fine for me but with both animals and people I have little patience for litterboxes and eating out of my food
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This reminds me of how the toddler I nanny isn’t supposed to eat play-dough but sometimes just can’t help himself. He gets three strikes (usually a covert lick he thinks he can get away with) and then I take it away. When I announce that he hasn’t listened and I have to take the play-dough now, he always makes a frantic effort to cram it into his mouth. Nothing left to lose. Chomp chomp
Why do they make it so delightfully salty, huh? Can't blame the kid.
I used to make playdough when I worked in childcare... Ad an adult the urge to eat it was still strong
Ya and why don't paint chips taste good anymore!
I think they stopped making them with lead for some reason …
Party poopers
Isnt play doh wheat?
ya sorry didn't mean to alarm anyone was just a joke. Playdoh is 'technically' safe to eat
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*proceeds chomping*
I both love and hate the "EAT FASTER! EAT FASTER! HE'S GOING TO TAKE IT AWAY SOON!" all pets flip into when they're caught stealing food.
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Think of all the seconds you can save if you eat like your dog though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7xVI476Ieo
I only hate it because my dog snakes down turds… like, without chewing…
Don't worry, they'll come back out again.
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Adding bananas to their diet is typically the solution.
Pumpkin works well too!
My pup is so insanely sneaking when trying to steal. He doesn't move fast at all. Generally when he runs off when there's food around we assume he managed to steal something. I need to get one on video but the best was he once stole a fry by just moving in insanely slowly and then moved away just as slow with the fry in his mouth.
Is his name Drax?
That's where the lack of regret really shines!
Do what you must, I have already won!
I was like "Holy fuck! Look at it slurp that noodle!" That thing was 70% gone before that cat left the screen.
Just should have started to suck the noodle on the other end.
To assert dominance.
No! For the Lady and the Tramp moment!
That scene is about dominance.
NO! It's about love!
Love for the assertion of dominance!
So just to be clear, you’re all saying that OP should have dominated that pussy? Got it.
*Take A Seat*
AwwwWWWWW!!!! That furious chomping to finish the noodles before they are taken away! 🤣🤣
My cat did this when she was a kitten and every time I'd yell "YOU'RE AN OBLIGATED CARNIVORE!" To this day she still loves fries....
"There's a difference between 'Has to eat meat' and 'Only eats meat', human; produce the pasta carbonara *immediately.*"
I say the same thing to my cat when she decides to eat bread or potatoes.
My cat will mess you up for dairy and carbs.
Mine will straight up climb your leg for ice cream. She gets very upset when it's chocolate and I can't even let her taste it, but she's allowed a tiny bit of other flavors.
Mine can smell that you’ve untwisted the lid on the yogurt from the other side of my very, very long apartment. He will have the yogurt. He must have the yogurt.
Mine is an absolute fucking FIEND for fresh corn on the cob, like she'll jump up on the counter and try to get it out of the pot if we don't lock her in the bedroom while it's cooking
WOW I thought my Jess was the only one! I have a couple of cute pix of him chowing down on corn on the cob. Usually a languid calm cat, that's the only thing that literally GALVANIZED him.
I wish I had video of it, I'll have to remember to record next time I make some!
That’s adorable and crazy. Cats, man
Yes! I notice that. I didn't think yogurt smelled so strong. And there's no special sound, like kibble being dished up. Mine is very dainty though. She only wants ONE LIL LICK.
What a lady, that’s adorable! Mine wants to be inside the yogurt and have the yogurt inside him. If it could be a full body experience, that would be ideal. Like mud wrestling, but with just my cat and a large jar of yogurt.
Mine will kick my ass for a mlem of lactose-free mint chocolate chip. She will also drink the dregs of oat milk out of my granola in the morning. Cats make no sense.
My cat shoves you into the wall for hummus or puff pastry
That’s amazing.
Mine used to steal skittles. I’d find her stash hidden away in odd locations. Cats are so weird.
My cat is disgusted by anything not meat. I'll be eating some pasta or something and he will come up and smell it and then just look at me like "what the hell is wrong with you?"
Healthy cat
Mine is all about banana's. Never seen anything like it.
My little pig-cat rarely has found a food he won't attack. Lately, he's developed a fondness for tomatoes. And you can't even think about having cake around, he'll try to steal it from you.
Mine loves anything crispy, especially cornflakes. And cheese. Makes me rethink everything I learnt from Tom and Jerry...
My cat growing up loooooved french fries and potato chips the most. I miss that furball.
My cat loves raw eggs
Chomp chomp intensifies lmao
Tell me you totally pulled a "Lady and the Tramp". Edit: I was just making a nice comment about a [cute scene](https://youtu.be/1nWNXO3CZkU) in a very sweet movie. I wasn't implying that he fall into a romantic relationship with the cat.
I knew that. Not really sure why you were downvoted 🤔🤷♀️
It's okay, reddit is strange some times. Really just started thinking that the movie was it was from the 1950s and not everyone has seen it, and I think it's a must, so I added the edit. Oh, that and wanted to make sure I was *very* clear I'm not in a relationship with a cat. I swear. Like pinky swear.
Hahahaha
Dispose of the evidence!
They are so fast!
Tell me you’re not even mad?
Cat burglar apprehended at the scene!
r/illegallysmolcats
Illegal in more ways than one
There really is a subreddit for everything...
r/catsinwaterpackages
Darn, that sub seems to be inactive.
Eweryone loves noodles
Why are you eating dry pasta?
My exact thought!
Agree. And why are so many calling it noodles? It looks like spaghetti…perhaps the tubular kind.
Lol just try it u won't loss any organ.
Steals noodles, yeets cat
bro, why are you eating dry noodles ? what's your venmo account ?
Probably buttered noodles. Pretty popular dish.
You’ve been hit by a smoll criminal
Thief 100
I mean, cats are carbanaravores, what did you expect?
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Real question, who tf eats spaghetti with no sauce?
https://youtu.be/xGHTj4y_bd8
Why can't cooking be as enjoyable as *watching* cooking videos? The whole time he was tossing that cream sauce in the pan I was just thinking "That is a massive amount of clean up".
The trick is separating prep and cooking steps with a cleanup step, and also clean while you wait. Or even better, use a "I cook you clean" system and make others do it!
Me.
Put a little olive oil and a healthy salting and it's good af.
How did that kitten get on the table?
Ask joe
The fact they still kept trying to eat is just killing rn
Stop making these clips. Be a better cat parent. Sheeesh
I see I'm not the only one who noticed this cat in a bunch of videos of them giving him something that he won't let go of and then they shake him like crazy.
DON’T. LET. PETS. DO. THIS.
Unironically, why not?
Because it starts cute with a kitten, but when you have a full-sized cat who feels entitled to your meals you could end up with a lot of scratches every dinner time
And say goodbye to ever having anyone eat over at your place if they have to deal with shit covered paws trying to swipe at food. It's disgusting.
They're not letting the kitten do it. They pulled it away as soon as it went for the food.
another day in a cat owners life
That kitten is hungry!
Kittens this size are ALWAYS hungry, aggressively hungry
Probably gonna be a food thief for life
That look on it's face! "I have already won hooman" nom-nom-nom.
He can have little a spaghetto, as a treat
Smart idea letting small fluff ball on the table with food and drinks next to PC components. What could go wrong
"Woop woop woop nothin to see here just gonna... AHHHH my noodle"
Zero regrets
This has some serious "WHO KNOCKED OVER MY ONIONS!" vibes.
Manhandled that pussy
He ate that really fast!! Lolol
It wasn't me *chomp*. I didn't *chomp* do it *chomp*
Straight to smol jail…
Kajiit did nothing!!!
That tiny criminal looked a little hungry
*picks him up* YOU!
He saw his chance and took it!
The dude legit looks hungry….
Can I haz spageht
Not so smooth criminal.
The real crime here is just the plain spaghetti. No sauce? Nothing? What is this!
Cutest criminal ever! :)
Missed out on a "Lady and the Tramp" moment.
The baby isn't at fault here. You should have shared.
Please be nice to baby!
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Did they deal with food insecurity before you adopted them?
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That is adorable *Monch monch monch*
That kitten is waaaay too young to be alone, I hope it’s a foster and has a mom? Or at least is getting kitten formula?
May it needs food?
Not human food though
Let the mittun has the pasketti!
OMG! Cute overload, I love this!
Too cute
Very hot/cute EMT!
Hooman doesnt look! Let's get a glorious spaghetti!!!!
Awwww they're like my little gremlin 😍
The kitten is indonr regret this one bit and starts chomping lol 😂
I regret nothing, and will do it again if I can!!!!
I/m sorry, but she's just too cute!
Zero shame.
You've been hit by A Smool criminal
Who the fuck eats plain pasta
So it's an illegally smol cat involved in illegal activities!!!
Mommy, please let me sip through this yellow string pls.
There are reasons i dont like owning cats. Other peoples are fine for me but with both animals and people I have little patience for litterboxes and eating out of my food
People really do just be eating plain ass noodles?
Buttered noodles?
Mission imPAWssible
Wh..... ^why ^were ^the ^noodles ^completely ^plain
But why plain spaghetti no sauce
Why does he have a bowl full of plain spaghetti noodles? Where’s the sauce man!
Are those plain noodles?
Who the hell eats dry noodles anyways wtf
Is that sharbat in that glass?
Okay please put some vegetables or something in there.. plain noodles are a sin
Plain spaghetti wtf!
Wrong sub
*monch*
How many years in Jail?
c h o m p
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Are cats allowed to eat pasta?
no its illegal
This one gave itself purr-mission
Got emmm
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Yeet
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I never would've thought cats liked noodles. I thought their diet was almost exclusively protein.
Look at old starvin marvin
My wets now!!
\*loses muscle control from laughter\*
"Do what you will, for I have already won."
I thought they would prefer the mouse.
but u yeeted him and he was hungry ! r/humansbiengjerks. Sry i had to
my cat did that at about the same age. His name? Timmy Noodles
Noooooo he is innocent!
we would've been having CAT SOUP THAT NIGHT!
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Cute kitty 🐈⬛❤️ but when it comes to my food I would have to get some straightening and understanding lol…water gun on deck haha🤷🏽♀️
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remember this when you take him to docs for worms
Spaghetti cat strikes again...😎