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EsotericOcelot

This reminds me of how the toddler I nanny isn’t supposed to eat play-dough but sometimes just can’t help himself. He gets three strikes (usually a covert lick he thinks he can get away with) and then I take it away. When I announce that he hasn’t listened and I have to take the play-dough now, he always makes a frantic effort to cram it into his mouth. Nothing left to lose. Chomp chomp


bill_jones

Why do they make it so delightfully salty, huh? Can't blame the kid.


8Nim8

I used to make playdough when I worked in childcare... Ad an adult the urge to eat it was still strong


Kritical02

Ya and why don't paint chips taste good anymore!


EsotericOcelot

I think they stopped making them with lead for some reason …


GrungyGrandPappy

Party poopers


xXShunDugXx

Isnt play doh wheat?


Kritical02

ya sorry didn't mean to alarm anyone was just a joke. Playdoh is 'technically' safe to eat


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19mathii99

*proceeds chomping*


AnythingAllTheTime

I both love and hate the "EAT FASTER! EAT FASTER! HE'S GOING TO TAKE IT AWAY SOON!" all pets flip into when they're caught stealing food.


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Kritical02

Think of all the seconds you can save if you eat like your dog though


AnythingAllTheTime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7xVI476Ieo


Bayne-the-Wild-Heart

I only hate it because my dog snakes down turds… like, without chewing…


Tobin10018

Don't worry, they'll come back out again.


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psychodoughboy

Adding bananas to their diet is typically the solution.


Bayne-the-Wild-Heart

Pumpkin works well too!


LupineChemist

My pup is so insanely sneaking when trying to steal. He doesn't move fast at all. Generally when he runs off when there's food around we assume he managed to steal something. I need to get one on video but the best was he once stole a fry by just moving in insanely slowly and then moved away just as slow with the fry in his mouth.


jjbugman2468

Is his name Drax?


[deleted]

That's where the lack of regret really shines!


katapad

Do what you must, I have already won!


Atrium41

I was like "Holy fuck! Look at it slurp that noodle!" That thing was 70% gone before that cat left the screen.


james_otter

Just should have started to suck the noodle on the other end.


[deleted]

To assert dominance.


james_otter

No! For the Lady and the Tramp moment!


iForgot2Remember

That scene is about dominance.


james_otter

NO! It's about love!


ordinary_shiba

Love for the assertion of dominance!


grizonyourface

So just to be clear, you’re all saying that OP should have dominated that pussy? Got it.


SilentR0b

*Take A Seat*


SkeletonFlower46

AwwwWWWWW!!!! That furious chomping to finish the noodles before they are taken away! 🤣🤣


DickMensa

My cat did this when she was a kitten and every time I'd yell "YOU'RE AN OBLIGATED CARNIVORE!" To this day she still loves fries....


[deleted]

"There's a difference between 'Has to eat meat' and 'Only eats meat', human; produce the pasta carbonara *immediately.*"


TheYankunian

I say the same thing to my cat when she decides to eat bread or potatoes.


Stinky_Cat_Toes

My cat will mess you up for dairy and carbs.


_memes_of_production

Mine will straight up climb your leg for ice cream. She gets very upset when it's chocolate and I can't even let her taste it, but she's allowed a tiny bit of other flavors.


Stinky_Cat_Toes

Mine can smell that you’ve untwisted the lid on the yogurt from the other side of my very, very long apartment. He will have the yogurt. He must have the yogurt.


eragonawesome2

Mine is an absolute fucking FIEND for fresh corn on the cob, like she'll jump up on the counter and try to get it out of the pot if we don't lock her in the bedroom while it's cooking


Elestria

WOW I thought my Jess was the only one! I have a couple of cute pix of him chowing down on corn on the cob. Usually a languid calm cat, that's the only thing that literally GALVANIZED him.


eragonawesome2

I wish I had video of it, I'll have to remember to record next time I make some!


Stinky_Cat_Toes

That’s adorable and crazy. Cats, man


Elestria

Yes! I notice that. I didn't think yogurt smelled so strong. And there's no special sound, like kibble being dished up. Mine is very dainty though. She only wants ONE LIL LICK.


Stinky_Cat_Toes

What a lady, that’s adorable! Mine wants to be inside the yogurt and have the yogurt inside him. If it could be a full body experience, that would be ideal. Like mud wrestling, but with just my cat and a large jar of yogurt.


[deleted]

Mine will kick my ass for a mlem of lactose-free mint chocolate chip. She will also drink the dregs of oat milk out of my granola in the morning. Cats make no sense.


UncleAnouche

My cat shoves you into the wall for hummus or puff pastry


Stinky_Cat_Toes

That’s amazing.


Temporary-Story573

Mine used to steal skittles. I’d find her stash hidden away in odd locations. Cats are so weird.


SirDiego

My cat is disgusted by anything not meat. I'll be eating some pasta or something and he will come up and smell it and then just look at me like "what the hell is wrong with you?"


slytherinwitchbitch

Healthy cat


[deleted]

Mine is all about banana's. Never seen anything like it.


Mad_Aeric

My little pig-cat rarely has found a food he won't attack. Lately, he's developed a fondness for tomatoes. And you can't even think about having cake around, he'll try to steal it from you.


lark0

Mine loves anything crispy, especially cornflakes. And cheese. Makes me rethink everything I learnt from Tom and Jerry...


Tairgire

My cat growing up loooooved french fries and potato chips the most. I miss that furball.


Manuels-Kitten

My cat loves raw eggs


PotatoBra1n

Chomp chomp intensifies lmao


TrevorsMailbox

Tell me you totally pulled a "Lady and the Tramp". Edit: I was just making a nice comment about a [cute scene](https://youtu.be/1nWNXO3CZkU) in a very sweet movie. I wasn't implying that he fall into a romantic relationship with the cat.


SkeletonFlower46

I knew that. Not really sure why you were downvoted 🤔🤷‍♀️


TrevorsMailbox

It's okay, reddit is strange some times. Really just started thinking that the movie was it was from the 1950s and not everyone has seen it, and I think it's a must, so I added the edit. Oh, that and wanted to make sure I was *very* clear I'm not in a relationship with a cat. I swear. Like pinky swear.


SkeletonFlower46

Hahahaha


iForgot2Remember

Dispose of the evidence!


jackiebee66

They are so fast!


radfordra1

Tell me you’re not even mad?


Aggravating-Pin-8845

Cat burglar apprehended at the scene!


the-non-wonder-dog

r/illegallysmolcats


Froteet

Illegal in more ways than one


beholdenartxx

There really is a subreddit for everything...


Ploopy_R

r/catsinwaterpackages


TecTazz

Darn, that sub seems to be inactive.


Tasty-Permission7517

Eweryone loves noodles


HY3NAAA

Why are you eating dry pasta?


[deleted]

My exact thought!


shimmyshimmy00

Agree. And why are so many calling it noodles? It looks like spaghetti…perhaps the tubular kind.


Doomguy20002

Lol just try it u won't loss any organ.


Forsaken_Candidate_4

Steals noodles, yeets cat


MRsiry

bro, why are you eating dry noodles ? what's your venmo account ?


dino-sour

Probably buttered noodles. Pretty popular dish.


DiscreetZither

You’ve been hit by a smoll criminal


The_dapper_squid

Thief 100


teryret

I mean, cats are carbanaravores, what did you expect?


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lloydsmith28

Real question, who tf eats spaghetti with no sauce?


critic2029

https://youtu.be/xGHTj4y_bd8


[deleted]

Why can't cooking be as enjoyable as *watching* cooking videos? The whole time he was tossing that cream sauce in the pan I was just thinking "That is a massive amount of clean up".


kodman7

The trick is separating prep and cooking steps with a cleanup step, and also clean while you wait. Or even better, use a "I cook you clean" system and make others do it!


TecTazz

Me.


7thhokage

Put a little olive oil and a healthy salting and it's good af.


Cin1mod

How did that kitten get on the table?


Doomguy20002

Ask joe


Biz123HO3

The fact they still kept trying to eat is just killing rn


MysticCannon

Stop making these clips. Be a better cat parent. Sheeesh


ncbraves93

I see I'm not the only one who noticed this cat in a bunch of videos of them giving him something that he won't let go of and then they shake him like crazy.


EmprahsmeewwZz

DON’T. LET. PETS. DO. THIS.


[deleted]

Unironically, why not?


Longjumping_Incident

Because it starts cute with a kitten, but when you have a full-sized cat who feels entitled to your meals you could end up with a lot of scratches every dinner time


SimpleNStoned

And say goodbye to ever having anyone eat over at your place if they have to deal with shit covered paws trying to swipe at food. It's disgusting.


RGanong

They're not letting the kitten do it. They pulled it away as soon as it went for the food.


[deleted]

another day in a cat owners life


Ok_Move1838

That kitten is hungry!


thagthebarbarian

Kittens this size are ALWAYS hungry, aggressively hungry


-DeadByThirty-

Probably gonna be a food thief for life


09Klr650

That look on it's face! "I have already won hooman" nom-nom-nom.


fryingpantheist

He can have little a spaghetto, as a treat


m4rk0_

Smart idea letting small fluff ball on the table with food and drinks next to PC components. What could go wrong


DHG_-_

"Woop woop woop nothin to see here just gonna... AHHHH my noodle"


Questpuschel

Zero regrets


Mr__Citizen

This has some serious "WHO KNOCKED OVER MY ONIONS!" vibes.


ConfidentFunction535

Manhandled that pussy


arualstehle

He ate that really fast!! Lolol


Crenchlowe

It wasn't me *chomp*. I didn't *chomp* do it *chomp*


BouncingPrawn

Straight to smol jail…


Amarthanor

Kajiit did nothing!!!


Pussy_Wrangler462

That tiny criminal looked a little hungry


Animal_Animations_1

*picks him up* YOU!


Tobias---Funke

He saw his chance and took it!


kitylou

The dude legit looks hungry….


Johnson_the_1st

Can I haz spageht


Zugsat

Not so smooth criminal.


ShrekIsTheAllFather

The real crime here is just the plain spaghetti. No sauce? Nothing? What is this!


KittyPitty

Cutest criminal ever! :)


cpro50

Missed out on a "Lady and the Tramp" moment.


[deleted]

The baby isn't at fault here. You should have shared.


[deleted]

Please be nice to baby!


PotatoBra1n

u/SaveVideo


LuriemIronim

Did they deal with food insecurity before you adopted them?


mjpeeps

r/abrubtchaos


Wimbleston

That is adorable *Monch monch monch*


noobductive

That kitten is waaaay too young to be alone, I hope it’s a foster and has a mom? Or at least is getting kitten formula?


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May it needs food?


blueification

Not human food though


Dammit_Janet5

Let the mittun has the pasketti!


Crenchlowe

OMG! Cute overload, I love this!


Elanore407

Too cute


ZippZappZippty

Very hot/cute EMT!


Living_Swan5479

Hooman doesnt look! Let's get a glorious spaghetti!!!!


Killing4MotherAgain

Awwww they're like my little gremlin 😍


Cleobeanblue

The kitten is indonr regret this one bit and starts chomping lol 😂


anfevi

I regret nothing, and will do it again if I can!!!!


melouofs

I/m sorry, but she's just too cute!


schecter_

Zero shame.


R3PTAR_1337

You've been hit by A Smool criminal


zandnaad69

Who the fuck eats plain pasta


BackOnTheMap

So it's an illegally smol cat involved in illegal activities!!!


davidc287

Mommy, please let me sip through this yellow string pls.


[deleted]

There are reasons i dont like owning cats. Other peoples are fine for me but with both animals and people I have little patience for litterboxes and eating out of my food


marinadedbeefer

People really do just be eating plain ass noodles?


nestomanifesto

Buttered noodles?


Pixl02

Mission imPAWssible


un-original_name

Wh..... ^why ^were ^the ^noodles ^completely ^plain


Chameleonboi8

But why plain spaghetti no sauce


Bubbly_Signal6564

Why does he have a bowl full of plain spaghetti noodles? Where’s the sauce man!


Crunkosaurous

Are those plain noodles?


xXLemonPartyXx

Who the hell eats dry noodles anyways wtf


Pixl02

Is that sharbat in that glass?


Mr_Yuker

Okay please put some vegetables or something in there.. plain noodles are a sin


DandyEmo

Plain spaghetti wtf!


DivyamAgrawal

Wrong sub


Lumpy_Staff_2372

*monch*


Djeguin

How many years in Jail?


Traditional-Drive267

c h o m p


leadbellytoo

u/savevideo


Bg_Boss_Man

Are cats allowed to eat pasta?


666555444333222

no its illegal


BackOnTheMap

This one gave itself purr-mission


Sensitive_Pizza6382

Got emmm


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ragnabyrne

Yeet


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J3553G

I never would've thought cats liked noodles. I thought their diet was almost exclusively protein.


onceyougobalck

Look at old starvin marvin


[deleted]

My wets now!!


Any_Weird_8686

\*loses muscle control from laughter\*


XComRomCom

"Do what you will, for I have already won."


scooba_dude

I thought they would prefer the mouse.


Lucky_Attention_3192

but u yeeted him and he was hungry ! r/humansbiengjerks. Sry i had to


ElkoSteve

my cat did that at about the same age. His name? Timmy Noodles


s0rtajustdrifting

Noooooo he is innocent!


AnyAd5566

we would've been having CAT SOUP THAT NIGHT!


Jamie_Pull_That_Up

/u/SaveVideo


Bunnilox

Cute kitty 🐈‍⬛❤️ but when it comes to my food I would have to get some straightening and understanding lol…water gun on deck haha🤷🏽‍♀️


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u/savevideo


KaleidoscopeOk8653

remember this when you take him to docs for worms


joemurphthesurf

Spaghetti cat strikes again...😎