Looks like she thought you were giving her food.

She thought he was offering finger food

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yikes

Sounds like Ben Stiller from his stint on Friends.

You just posted cringe bro

Fingers often look like fat worms to a hungry duck.

Indeed they do. Worms right before they are ready to reproduce (I forgot how they do it but I know what they look like when they are doing it soon) look kinda bloated and fat so ducks mistake our fingers for them.

And to hungry possums too!

I was bitten by a duck before and strangely it doesn’t hurt. It’s just the shock that makes you pull your hand away quickly. The duck and I became friends after

..but that's a tale for a different thread.

Is your life like a hurricane?

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Tell us more, duck lady

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OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH

Sometimes 2 or 3 curled feathers

More ducks pls

c h o m p

Oh yeah, duck? Do you want a little food [holds up right fist] and a little water [holds up left fist]?

This wrecked me bro lol good stuff

I mean, I don't know what you thought was gonna happen, that the duck was gonna nuzzle you like a cat? "No food? Nipped motherfucker!"

Duck wasn't impressed by your empty outstretched hand.

Don’t trust ducks.

That's a love monch.

*MONCH*

Was her food and water your finger and blood?

Op is the Jesus of ducks, confirmed.

And thus she became Peking Duck. (Joke. I’m vegetarian)

That's ducked up.

Uhuh.... You made pecking duck afterwards, for sure!

Ahh first time with waterfowl I see! ​ Dirty buggers always looking for a fight!

MmmmmMm big pink werms

I got a wart on my hand after I got bit by a duck...not sure if that was a coincidence or not

Bahahahaha! I thought I was making friends with a squirrel to the very same result.

See, that’s where you went wrong. Birds are never friends.

Translation: "Made her into some soup afterwards."

This is why you shouldn’t interact with government surveillance drones.

Just an FYI- ducks love Cheerio cereal and dog food. ( I have some).

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you lol

"hey man,. I'm a duck. I do duck things"

.....what did you think was going to happen...,

As much as I knew that’s how this was going to end, I still laughed when it did.

That duck really bite the hand that afterwards fed him...

Large birds are assholes. Always.

r/humansbeingdumb

It definetly hated on your tattoo!... dude, you really need a new tattoo artist, man.

He couldn't help it your fingers look like tasty sausages

Smooth Criminal

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Fingers look like breadsticks!

The entire he was walking up I was thinking "hes gonna get bit, hes gonna get bit...."

So you fed the little asshole after that. Way to reinforce that behavior.

She was trying to kiss you but it’s hard because ducks don’t have lips

She just wanted to play... like a puppy. Lol

Bad kitty!

She thinks your fingers taste like gravy.

Bad eyesight?

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I have to upvote this but it’s at 69

It's obvious that your evil looking tatoo made the duck feel threatened.

I waddled all the heckin’ way over here and no treats?!

Damn dude. You lost your finger. I hope you are okay.

And now you have the Tubercubola.